[SurfersCreed]

1) They're Given a FAR Easier Time in the House Than Other HM's
Example: They have a task where the HM's hear hurtful views about themselves... have their own bitching exposed... get gunged...
have to eat something revolting... have to do something humiliating... etc.
The twins get a phonecall from their Westlife idol who sings to them and says he's their fan?!?!

2) The Show is Edited to Show the Twins in a Better Light
Example: After discovering they were 3rd from bottom in popularity, Jack & Joe turned on each other. All their arrogance and disingenuity was exposed.
But did we see it on tonight's HL show? Not a chance!

3) 'Bit On The Side' Constantly Tries To Convince Us They're 'TV Gold'
Example: Emma shutting anyone down if they say something negative about the twins. Showing 'exclusive' clips of the twin's 'hilarious' antics.
Constantly saying things like, "Awww, we just love the twins, don't we!"

My Analysis: C5 wanted the twins to be their latest "product".
(Perhaps make them presenters or use them in their own advertising.)
Problem is, the product they're flogging is defective... but that doesn't stop C5 shoving them down our gagging throats!
Who else is SICK-to-the-TEETH of BB's favouritism toward Gruesome Twosome??