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Old 22-08-2013, 10:00 AM #1
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Wonder why that couch hadn't broke when there a big walrus that size sitting on it
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I'd grab the skittles off that biatch and keep the Walrus for when the Jehova's witness' come round.



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I would ask if these 5 questions

1) Where on earth did you come from Mr Walrus
2) How come your teeth are so long Mr Walrus
3) How come the couch your sitting on hasn't collapsed under your weight Mr Walrus
4) Why is there a framed picture of you on my wall Mr Walrus
5) why are you looking directly at me Mr Walrus
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I would ask if these 5 questions

1) Where on earth did you come from Mr Walrus
2) How come your teeth are so long Mr Walrus
3) How come the couch your sitting on hasn't collapsed under your weight Mr Walrus
4) Why is there a framed picture of you on my wall Mr Walrus
5) why are you looking directly at me Mr Walrus
Who says its a man Walrus? Remember she calls it Bobby on the advert but those skittles aren't what they seem. I reckon it's a twist and it has a Walrus minge underneath that tail.
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And then i'd give it directions to Josy's house
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