[the truth]

Ok before I get wrongly accused of sexism misogyny by the feminists heres a poll for sexiest men

-olly. ok hes supposedly the best looking bloke on the planet with half a million twitter followers. but is he that sexy? seems incredibly bland and seems very contrived and rehearsed. his voice bores me too. maybe a lovely bloke, but uninteresting. body wise seems quite fit but not overly so

- jimbo. a sexual demi God lol....narrow blue eyes, good head of semi ginger hair, vast experience, disarmingly honest and frank, big heart and hilariously funny too
clearly has some animal magnetism to the ladies who often love him or hate him..bodywise hes pretty average joe for a 60 year old...couple of chins and a pot belly but he can get around and doesnt struggle with tasks

-lee. the sexual dynamo. has different women every night. what a prat. hes musical, sings cheesey love songs , good hair, eyes yes he has eyes, big lad, sort of half way fit but not too muscley so he appeals as a jack the lad to the girl next door. talks utter crap, can never be trusted but is game for a laugh great fun and can be funny. hes a basket case

-dappy. the little lithe rapster has a huge willy. frankly that probably wins the poll on its own. in general women love a big willy. hes got that small fit little body that women also tend to like. his music is awful but awful sells well in the UK. hes not particularly handsome but hes quirky energetic and interesting. he also talks utter nonsense at times but he can be wise too. has a sense of humour is very creative, wears dreadful clothes and dyes his moustache?. hes a puller.

-evander the real deal. old school. big powerful fit strong good provider. in a world of his own, hes a cool dude to be around. quite chatty and likeable. takes his time explaining stuff but still hes allright....weird views on horses and sexuality, but somehow hes forgiven as hes not malicious...possibly is a bit punch drunk sadly..also likes to dance, quite badly but very funnilly. has a great moustache.

-lionel blair. a good mover, full of spunk and life moreso than many half his age. totally schizo personality and contradicts himself endlessly. did spout some mildly sexist nonsense and has double standards with most people (men too) good head of hair, greta in a thong. hes a pimp

[Niamh.]

hhhmm there wasn't a great selection this year tbh, I would go with Evander if I had to choose though

[abhorson]

Can't answer this one.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I m not an expert on this subject but I would hazard a guess it aint Lee

[Kate!]

Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

I never even noticed that

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

just noticed

classic

[Scream]

Haha impying a woman's a man...i get it.

[abhorson]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

Just noticed too.

[the truth]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I never even noticed that

neither did I

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by the truth

neither did I

[Lex]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

That was intended for people with a certain kind of sense of humour ...like me. ...people with your kind of soh were supposed to ignore her addition Kate...And not continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from yours!

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Lex

That was intended for people with a certain kind of sense of humour ...like me. ...people with your kind of soh were supposed to ignore her addition Kate...And not continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from yours!

I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her.

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her.

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this.

It is funny and she deserves to be poked fun at as she has zero sense of humour and combines that special attribute with a nasty vindictive streak.

she is quite the catch

[Z]

She's not... a man... though

[Lex]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

Yes you do i'm afraid!

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her.

Twas a light hearted joke!

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this.

As i said...we're different!...I personally don't like her, but defended her as to being a fit foster mum, on another thread the other day!...but cannot see the need to defend her over an outright light-hearted joke about her appearance ...for the life of me?...is she a taboo subject then?...when tbh, I think she , like anyone else would just smile it off!!

[mizzy25]

Why do people assume woman like big willies? Couldn't think of anything worse myself than a huge willie. Ollie is incredibly good looking, I could look @ him all day.

[Vanessa]

Ollie is very sexy.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Lex

As i said...we're different!...I personally don't like her, but defended her as to being a fit foster mum, on another thread the other day!...but cannot see the need to defend her over an outright light-hearted joke about her appearance ...for the life of me?...is she a taboo subject then?...when tbh, I think she , like anyone else would just smile it off!!

No Lex. I do not 'bark' at anything.

[Iceman]

None, but at a push...Lee.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Iceman

None, but at a push...Lee.

He's cute.

[rionablue]

Worst year yet for fit men. Jim is fat, Lionel is wrinkly, Dappy is tiny, Lee is sneaky looking, Evander was ok but can hardly remember him. Ollie is probably a tiny bit better looking than the rest of them but I would like to him stripped of that awful fake tan and with a nice hair cut. He has very nice eyes and eyes are what I have always noticed first about a man

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Worst year yet for fit men. Jim is fat, Lionel is wrinkly, Dappy is tiny, Lee is sneaky looking, Evander was ok but can hardly remember him. Ollie is probably a tiny bit better looking than the rest of them but I would like to him stripped of that awful fake tan and with a nice hair cut. He has very nice eyes and eyes are what I have always noticed first about a man

Ollie is so pretty but almost too pretty to be attracted to him imo

[the truth]

linda wanted evanders hot dog in her bun

[kistar]

Ollie is the most beautiful vision of a man I am transfixed by him.