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Old 12-05-2014, 02:51 PM #1
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A thread for all those of us with daily gripes ,get it off your chest and have a laugh at the same time

I really get annoyed with people who leave their dogs crap in parks,on pavements and the like,get a bag and get it bloody up !!!
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I hate when someone calls you, you answer and they're having a conversation with someone else. So you try again, louder... "Hello?" Then they finally realise you're there. I like them to know they've reached me before I hang up on them.
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Oh yes and this one,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A thread for all those of us with daily gripes ,get it off your chest and have a laugh at the same time

I really get annoyed with people who leave their dogs crap in parks,on pavements and the like,get a bag and get it bloody up !!!
Yes those Punks need Ł1000 fines
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*nods in sad agreement.

Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?
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Can't count the times my kids have trod in it at parks etc, love dogs just not thoughtless owners
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Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?
I hate phones full stop Livia,and its because of examples of the above (you know you'll be there through a whole crappy album)lol,I've lost my cool many a time with phones,I did shout at one once,but got no response
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Know what else I hate? When someone is about to put you on hold and they say "bear with me". What the hell does that even mean?
They're asking you for help obviously, call 999, there's a wild animal loose in that mans office
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Good. I hope it feckin' eats him.
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I hate phones full stop Livia,and its because of examples of the above (you know you'll be there through a whole crappy album)lol,I've lost my cool many a time with phones,I did shout at one once,but got no response
I'm with ya... we're on a roll... I hate it when I answer the phone and it's a recorded message asking if I've had an accident or want to make a PPI claim. No! Or I'd have called YOU.
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I'm going to use this I think,lol
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LOL... I like that Kaz.
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I also dislike with a passion the thoughtless swines that do this!!!! the roads for you
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My biggest hate and you see it daily is a Mother on mobile, while toddlers run along path on main road, or even worse on crossing ,kids miles behind them and texting ,makes my blood boil Ive been known to open car window and shout "Get hold of their hand "
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My biggest hate and you see it daily is a Mother on mobile, while toddlers run along path on main road, or even worse on crossing ,kids miles behind them and texting ,makes my blood boil Ive been known to open car window and shout "Get hold of their hand "
That's another one Chuff,bleedin' mobiles should be confiscated
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People that put an empty milk carton back in the fridge!
Crumbs in butter!
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Its the Mothers who use them instead of holding kiddies hands on main roads that need confiscating !!
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You ARE Victor !!
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