what stupid things did you child
according to my brother I once knocked on my neighbour's door so they could throw my empty crisp packet away

and I have no recollection of this but apparently I used to bully my younger cousin, like throw his chips on the floor and put his fingers on the socket

in Bangladesh the electricity went once (which always happens) and I dropped a glass on the floor. my brother told me to stay still but for some reason I chose to walk anyway and cut my foot

and literally that same week in Bangladesh I threw a rock at my cousin, causing his head to bleed and him needing to go A&E (or whatever it's called over there). i was reading a book and he was deliberately trying to disrupt and piss me off, so yeah the 9 year old me clearly decided to solve things in the most sensible way possible..
as you can tell I was a freak child