[Sungsi]

Chris - "They swallow her bull**** and enjoy it just as much as her dinners"

My favourite by far!

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Sungsi

Chris - "They swallow her bull**** and enjoy it just as much as her dinners"

My favourite by far!

lol is he good. i like that

[Niamh.]

That was good

[Daffodil]

He is so grounded. I am liking him more every day.

[Livia]

I've got to say, although not exactly a quote, the whole 'tealeaves' conversation was my favourite that went something like "*gasp* it's a black man, with an afro, and his name begins with M. He knows we're highly intelligent we're going to have to play dumb".

[Sungsi]

Originally Posted by Livia

He knows we're highly intelligent we're going to have to play dumb".

HAHAHAHAHA definitely up there!

[BigSister]

Chris quote is def my fave so far I laughed out loud.

[LukeB]

have a wash and get a hair brush - Helen

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by iiamlukee

have a wash and use a hair brush - Helen

"Have a wash and get a hair brush you fat bitch."

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

"Have a wash and get a hair brush you fat bitch."

used a quote of daily mail and i watched it back and it said what you said lol , but i hate the word fat bitch so i cut that out lol

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by iiamlukee

it says use a quote of daily mail and i watched it back and it said what you said lol , but i hate the word fat bitch so i cut that out lol

Oh.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Chris has no good quotes bye

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Me. I Am Salman

Chris has no good quotes bye

This, I don't remember any of his boring ass quotes

But, Helen: Chris is slugworth

but all these from toya are iconic

"Different personality for each weave"
"Don't come for me unless I send for you"
"Mama didn't raise no fool"
"You're just a basic bitch"
"Do you know what really got under my weave?"
"I got me fanny spray"
"I'm not a clique. I can't be cliqued. Mmhm"
"I came in here lookin' like a ****in barbie"
"Big Brother, you know I have Hygiene Issues! I'm traumatised!"
"Either say it to his face or shut the **** up"
"She thinks I was distant with her? She's gonna think I'm in outer space now"

[Me. I Am Salman]

"At the end of the day, you have attributed me to several things:
I judged you on your VT? TICK IT OFF, NO I DIDN'T,
I said something negative about you in there? TICK IT OFF, NO I DIDN'T
Recidivist behavior... it winds me up
Me and you need to not talk"

"Piss in my kitchen and I'll chop his ****ing dick off"

"YOU made it easy for me, you made YOURSELF a target."

"We were talking perfectly fine. She's telling me another one of her Poor Me stories cuz that what every--I never hear anything positive about her life. Pure negative, negative, negative. BUT I'M LISTENING! I'm listening about everyting. She tries to flip that **** on me: 'Don't you think there's anything you've got to learn in here when it comes to talking to me? Don't you think you're a little tactless?' And I thought 'OK! That's where we're going... Let's go there.' I said, 'Yeah, well the thing is, I don't like *recidivist* behavior.' I don't, I don't! I don't like recidivist behavior. ...

Any of the 3 or 4 of you at this table--especially you [indicates Ashleigh], if you screw up, I'm gonna allow you, you know because you're learning and you're growing. But what I'm not gonna do is sit there and TURN **** ON YOU when it's my own fault. I won't do that, and that's what she does... If someone claims to be my friend, and I'm standing with a pile of **** on me, you're only my friend when people can see. Because when everybody chooses to walk away from you, you're left there BY.YOUR.****ING.SELF. covered in ****, nothing and no one to help you out."

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Me. I Am Salman

"At the end of the day, you have attributed me to several things:
I judged you on your VT? TICK IT OFF, NO I DIDN'T,
I said something negative about you in there? TICK IT OFF, NO I DIDN'T
Recidivist behavior... it winds me up
Me and you need to not talk"

"Piss in my kitchen and I'll chop his ****ing dick off"

"YOU made it easy for me, you made YOURSELF a target."

"We were talking perfectly fine. She's telling me another one of her Poor Me stories cuz that what every--I never hear anything positive about her life. Pure negative, negative, negative. BUT I'M LISTENING! I'm listening about everyting. She tries to flip that **** on me: 'Don't you think there's anything you've got to learn in here when it comes to talking to me? Don't you think you're a little tactless?' And I thought 'OK! That's where we're going... Let's go there.' I said, 'Yeah, well the thing is, I don't like *recidivist* behavior.' I don't, I don't! I don't like recidivist behavior. ...

Any of the 3 or 4 of you at this table--especially you [indicates Ashleigh], if you screw up, I'm gonna allow you, you know because you're learning and you're growing. But what I'm not gonna do is sit there and TURN **** ON YOU when it's my own fault. I won't do that, and that's what she does... If someone claims to be my friend, and I'm standing with a pile of **** on me, you're only my friend when people can see. Because when everybody chooses to walk away from you, you're left there BY.YOUR.****ING.SELF. covered in ****, nothing and no one to help you out."

All these

[Chuck]

Winston: Do you want champagne?
Kimberly: Yeah
Winston: Grab a glass.

[Natalie.]

Originally Posted by Chuck

Winston: Do you want champagne?
Kimberly: Yeah
Winston: Grab a glass.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Chuck

Winston: Do you want champagne?
Kimberly: Yeah
Winston: Grab a glass.

he meant for him to pour it in

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ashleigh: "Her and her fecking Pope? - I will ruin that bitch with a 12" dildo and then set fire to her and extinguish the very flames with my own bitter piss"

Mulling over Danielle at dinner when talking to Chris

[smeagol]

The best quote is coming soon it will l be, pauline you have been evicted please leave the big brother house you evil bitch ( hoping marcus ad libs the last words)

[Loukas]

one of my faves that i remember
Kimberly - 'People are playing dirty and you need to play dirty as well'

[lovebigbrotheruk]

"Sorry, just using my fanny spray"
"Do you know what really gets under my weave?"
"Mama didn't raise no fool"