[Gusto Brunt]

Have any? Here's one of mine:

I was on this course once and there was this guy who did no work, smoked outside most of the day and was basically lazy.

So I was talking to another woman on the course, and I said: 'That Colin. He does nothing all day. What a lazy ****er. Pardon my language. What do you think about him?' I asked her.

'Well,' she said. 'He's my cousin, so I think he's nice.'

I went bright red. Awful.