[Niamh.]

What Celebrity Couple Should You Name Your Boobs After?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/wha...ter#.jfkOylWj1

You got: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes



Your boobs need to go home. They are too perfect, take them away. They make other people sad because no one will ever look even half human next to your godly spheres. Your boobs don’t get hit on, because no one thinks they have a chance. They see them and they’re like, “I can’t, I’m blinded by beauty. The rest of the world looks grey to me now.” Seriously you have fantastic boobs, cheers!

[Josy]

[Crimson Dynamo]

You got: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Your boobs are so glamorous! They rebel from cheap bras, actively jumping out of their assigned seats. Your boobs require first class! They can go pretty crazy at times. Sometimes you look down at them, like, “what you doing boobs? You OK down there?” But don’t worry your boobs are pure genius.

[Josy]

You got: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes

Your boobs need to go home. They are too perfect, take them away. They make other people sad because no one will ever look even half human next to your godly spheres. Your boobs don’t get hit on, because no one thinks they have a chance. They see them and they’re like, “I can’t, I’m blinded by beauty. The rest of the world looks grey to me now.” Seriously you have fantastic boobs, cheers!

[LukeB]

You got: David and Victoria Beckham
Your boobs are superstars. How are your boobs that perfect, I can’t even. They started from such humble beginnings, but just look at them now. They are so shiny. When your boobs enter a room everyone is all, “woah who do they think they are?” But once they realise just how great your boobs are they’re like, “I wondered if your boobs want to maybe go out for brunch sometime with my boobs.”

[Crimson Dynamo]

[MB.]

oh

[Vanessa]

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by MB.

oh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by MB.

oh

get out the bloody way elton and furnish

[MB.]

This is getting worse.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by MB.

This is getting worse.

[Natalie.]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Your boobs are so glamorous! They rebel from cheap bras, actively jumping out of their assigned seats. Your boobs require first class! They can go pretty crazy at times. Sometimes you look down at them, like, “what you doing boobs? You OK down there?” But don’t worry your boobs are pure genius.

[Crimson Dynamo]

[Calderyon]

You got: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes

Your boobs need to go home. They are too perfect, take them away. They make other people sad because no one will ever look even half human next to your godly spheres. Your boobs don’t get hit on, because no one thinks they have a chance. They see them and they’re like, “I can’t, I’m blinded by beauty. The rest of the world looks grey to me now.” Seriously you have fantastic boobs, cheers!

[Livia]

Mine have always been called Mary-Kate and Ashley... or 'the twins' for short.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Livia

Mine have always been called Mary-Kate and Ashley... or 'the twins' for short.

receipts?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Livia

Mine have always been called Mary-Kate and Ashley... or 'the twins' for short.

...not Jedward then?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by MB.

...not Jedward then?

or Right Said Fred

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

or Right Said Fred

The Mitchell Brothers

[Crimson Dynamo]

im off to tubekitty

[JoshBB]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

im off to tubekitty

have fun?

[Jay.]

You got: Liza Minnelli and David Guest

lmao

[Livia]

Originally Posted by MB.

...not Jedward then?

Haha... cheeky bugger.