[waterhog]

i got my wife at john lewis and they all smell excellent 22.08.15

　

　

everything is on the settle

but getting near was the hunt

i applied my mugler just gentle

to show i am ready to fire and not blunt.

so i logged onto the web

i had to do a business transaction

then i had a bigger dispute then the "pleb"

because a possible wife had no attraction.

the screen went blank

was it my fault

John Lewis i could not email and thank

because so my cup of tea is "pure malt".

let me tell you about heavy

it is brutal

every lady will pay the levy

i love the fact the linger is not fruitful.

getting back to my screen

i have no time to open and fiddle

i had to drop in at library to show my banksy keen

so on a public computer is a copy of this riddle.

back home wash shower and shave

i was going to the best ever store

luckily a " which" review i did memory save

i new this pc would wipe the floor.

so on went my Giorgio armani

that's Acqua di gio profumo

bust straight to pure harmony

to the 5 floor requesting no demo.

over and paid

still smelling gorgeous

looking forward to getting home to persuade

my respect for John Lewis is enormous.

down to ground floor corner

sting attached tight

now at home i am no moaner

with my aftershave and now a pc just waiting for flight.

thank you to all staff

John Lewis my custom won't ever thin

i really hope it makes you all laugh

because what you sell makes me automatically win.

　

( are you looking for a new fragrance or a new pc ? i can not speak high enough of John Lewis. they are the best and you get 100% customer service from every memeber of staff and the products are top nosh. can not stop as i found my wife in John Lewis and i am off to give her some TLC. if you want to see what is on offer and the price you can here http://www.johnlewis.com/ )

[Mystic Mock]

John Lewis sells Wives?

[waterhog]

mystic mock - I feel you are in the same boat as me.

john lewis sell anything - its what you term as a wife that matters.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

John Lewis sells Wives?

How Nice

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by waterhog

mystic mock - I feel you are in the same boat as me.

john lewis sell anything - its what you term as a wife that matters.

It sounds like a cool place.

[waterhog]

its morning now and I have been up all night - thanks john lewis.

[Ashley.]

Hun if you have to buy your wives then you're gon have to change.

[waterhog]

why ?

if she gets old I can get a new one.

[Jason.]

So you got a new dishwater, huh?

[waterhog]

I call her that but she does so much more - and she is not clean - some of the filth is shocking.

I am going to do a poem to express how my marriage is going as all are showing so much interest. I will keep you posted.