[waterhog]

how much would you pay for your dog ? (wrightstuff debate 06.10.15)

　

　

i do like the obedient

it shows they are well trained

very challenging are the dominant

lying there flat out when both are cane d.

what about the naughty

does it press your button

are their ears faulty

are they pretending they are mutton.

a simple command

they choose not to follow

i get angry and rage turns into a demand

you sit, lay down and eat when i say swallow.

but some are amazing

well worth every penny

this experience will have no erasing

your raising heart beat is calling "Rennie".

i have spent a fortune

my love for a dirty dog is not measurable

is the wrightstuff and a sense of humour immune

because your morning debates are so much more pleasurable.

　

( http://www.channel5.com/shows/the-wright-stuff )

[Niamh.]

What do you mean "pay for"? To buy the dog or what?

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What do you mean "pay for"? To buy the dog or what?

i think he means like if someone kidnapped your dog and you had to pay a ransom to get it back and if you don't pay then they would kill your dog.

[LeatherTrumpet]

mines was 75 quid from dogs trust

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

i think he means like if someone kidnapped your dog and you had to pay a ransom or they would kill your dog.

Oh

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Oh

so how much would you pay? answer his question.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by lostalex

so how much would you pay? answer his question.

The pressure I'd have to have a think about it, chances are you wouldn't get the dog back either way

[LeatherTrumpet]

i would not pay a ransom

i would trick them and then stab them in the eye with a lock knife I have

i would then cut their ears and toes off and make them eat them

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i would not pay a ransom

i would trick them and then stab them in the eye with a lock knife I have

i would then cut their ears and toes off and make them eat them

I would just call you then if my dog ever gets held hostage

[lostalex]

I would adopt a new dog and then offer to trade.

[waterhog]

sorry to say you are all wrong - this was a double meaning poem as you all failed to get it.


now put your thinking caps on ?