[waterhog]

fern and penis talk and bye bye toe knee 05.12.15



i have a speech

so please raise your glass

3 parts of the attorney will now be in reach

the first are toes then knees and a pass.

i am sorry to be crude

this will come across corny

admit you liked fern getting rude

like me did she make you horny.

from a little ban-ta

to a more serious gallery

i am not sure if it is a on a list from santa

sales might drop from spanadell ballet.

tony is a goner

this camp will no longer be concentration

he has lost my respect and honer

i have been a sucker for reality tv manipulation.

back to being smitten

fern might be as far away as venus

on me she can lick and have bitten

in a envelope i am sending fern my poem and penis.

[Pete.]

Not ToKnee

[Gusto Brunt]

Ferne, you were a star before
Something no one need ignore
But you went up in my view
You don't like to turn the air blue

'Penis tork! No, not my style!'
You said, which made me smile

And then a vibe crossed my thoughts
No, nothing to do with goats
Downtown Abbey is where Ferne should be
Where young ladies hide their knees
For Ferne is old fashioned
Like during the War when food was rationed

'No more penis tork!' Ferne doth say
A hand in marriage, if I may.

[waterhog]

hands off pal - I have emails my proposal to her - but as I am a old git and a gentleman - I will step aside for you gusto.

[Ashley.]

tork

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by waterhog

hands off pal - I have emails my proposal to her - but as I am a old git and a gentleman - I will step aside for you gusto.

Originally Posted by Ashley in Wonderland

tork

Poetic licence.