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21-09-2016, 01:37 PM | #1 | |||
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whose bite brings four-hour erection then death
Spoiler: Mother-of-two Sophie Newcombe, 26, was unpacking the weekly shop when she spotted a white nest attached to the side of a banana. She dropped the fruit in fright and both Sophie and her partner, Ashley Gamble, watched in horror as the Brazilian wandering spiders escaped in all directions through their Leicester home. The venomous spiders have a bite that cause long and painful erections in males, followed by death, within a matter of hours. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4Ktgk8yw2 Last edited by Tom4784; 21-09-2016 at 02:33 PM. |
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21-09-2016, 01:38 PM | #2 | |||
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Spoiler: Last edited by Tom4784; 21-09-2016 at 02:33 PM. |
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21-09-2016, 02:02 PM | #3 | ||
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****.THIS.Just.no.
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21-09-2016, 02:05 PM | #4 | |||
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I would ask to keep the 4 hour erection but can I be cured of death?
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21-09-2016, 02:05 PM | #5 | |||
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Spiders are so beautiful.
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21-09-2016, 02:06 PM | #6 | ||
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The video on that link is horrific
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21-09-2016, 02:10 PM | #7 | |||
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i guarantee neem wont even click the thread
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21-09-2016, 02:26 PM | #8 | |||
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Looks like I won't be eating the rest of this banana, then...
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21-09-2016, 02:32 PM | #9 | |||
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self-oscillating
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Spiders don't tend to bite, although they do like to hide in shoes and behind pictures on walls ..... I used to live in an area with venomous scorpions, spiders, snakes and the most vicious caterpillars ever imaginable .... sure kept you light on your feet.
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21-09-2016, 02:32 PM | #10 | ||
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When I worked at Tesco a few years back, we had to check each bunch of bananas before putting them out since it incidents like this happen more often then you'd expect.
Put me off them for life. |
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21-09-2016, 04:00 PM | #11 | |||
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Good for nothing bastards!
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21-09-2016, 04:04 PM | #12 | |||
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21-09-2016, 04:31 PM | #13 | |||
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Starf⭐cker
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Just as well bananas are going extinct!
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21-09-2016, 04:33 PM | #14 | ||
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I think I am a banana tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6hY_50Dh0
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21-09-2016, 05:17 PM | #15 | |||
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🌈😈🌈👊🏾🌈👻🌈🫦🌈🔥🌈
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This is why i always buy them loose in store.
that way when you get bit you can bone the hot shelf stacker for 4 hours. |
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21-09-2016, 05:54 PM | #16 | |||
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Hakuna Matata
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Bye I'm never touching a banana again
Last edited by Ross.; 21-09-2016 at 05:54 PM. |
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21-09-2016, 06:07 PM | #17 | |||
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Marc
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21-09-2016, 06:20 PM | #18 | |||
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wont somebody think about the 4 hour erection?
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21-09-2016, 07:43 PM | #19 | |||
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OOOOOH **** THAT! Burn down their whole street is what I say
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21-09-2016, 07:47 PM | #20 | |||
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Where I work they found scorpions in the grapes
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21-09-2016, 09:20 PM | #21 | |||
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self-oscillating
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21-09-2016, 09:42 PM | #22 | |||
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ॐ❤✌❤ॐ❤☯❤ॐ❤✌❤ॐ
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can a bitch not enjoy a banana anymore?
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