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From The Sun

I’M sending out a musical SOS — but my call for help may already have been answered.

A Stop Our SCOOCH campaign is clearly needed to prevent the camp cretins from embarrassing us at the Eurovision song contest.

A Swedish pop singer called PANDORA has already leapt to the rescue. She has accused Scooch of copying one of her songs and called for Eurovision to ban Flying The Flag (For You) from May 12’s cheese-fest in Helsinki, Finland.

Pandora, also known as ELIN MAGNUSSON, competed to represent Sweden in both the 2003 and 2004 competitions but was pipped at the post both times. She said: “Scooch’s entry is more than similar to my song No Regrets that I released on an album back in 1999.

“I want the Scooch entry to be disqualified.”

The singer, very big in Finland I hear, consulted the Swedish Musicians’ Union, who then complained to the European Broadcasting Union.