[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I only just noticed Calum Best was literally wearing the graphics from CBB15.

Don’t think so, I think it’s just a disgustingly ugly suit tbh

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Don’t think so, I think it’s just a disgustingly ugly suit tbh

It was a joke.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

It was a joke.

Ha ha you did make me look back in fairness

“Wait is he actually?”

[RileyH]

Calum

[JerseyWins]

Calum too high on this list.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Calum too high on this list.

Where would you rank him?

[Morgan.]

Calum is too low more like

[Matthew.]

41.
Andrew Cruickshanks
BB18 - 5th Placed Finalist - 0 nominations



Andrew... is a housemate that I wanted to like and I actually did for the first 24 hours. I joined TiBB on 2 July 2017, which was the day after the Second Chance housemates went in and one of my first threads (although I made a lot of threads in thise first few days) was after the “Go away my darling boy” argument with Joe and with deep regret, the thread explained how I was totally on Andrew’s side and “what a great housemate Andrew is shaping up to be” UGHHHHHH HOW WRONG WAS I.

I think he was more annoying than anything else. He continued the uninvited contact with Raph, so that ****ing pissed me off. He also kicked off over the slightest thing and I think that he thought he was sort of above everyone else tbh.

Onto his “winner” status which was totally undeserved, however, he is second place out of the 4 second chancers and can I just say, Sue is in the green zone on this ranking, whereas Andrew, Sam and Simone are in the red zone because they are three knobs.

And he ruined Keiran and Deborah’s wedding! What a cock. Looking back on it, it was funny as **** and actually made some brilliant tv, although I was like proper hospital ill at the time so I didn’t enjoy it as much, but one thing I will always remember is that Andrew can not do the loser sign correctly. He did the L so that it faced him. No my love. I mean it’s not a thing that we do a lot in this city because we would probably get stabbed if someone went “oi fit eh fucc ye lookin at meet?” and I replied “loser!” while doing the sign. Not a fan and I’ve never seen him in real life either.

EDIT: How could I forget? HAYLL’S COMIN’

Clue as to who’s next:

Spoiler:

Three people with different nationalities. RileyH is going to kill me.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Clue as to who’s next:

Spoiler:

Three people with different nationalities. RileyH is going to kill me.

Andrew was a scream

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Andrew was a scream

He was quite funny looking back but at the time i found him so annoying please don’t kill me

[Epic.]

Andrew was scum and 'AH AM NOT A SNAKE' continues to bleed my ear sockets, especially with his self-absorbed insistence to constantly yell it out at any opportunity, including Rebecca Jane being labelled a baggy fanny

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

43.
Austin Armacost
CBB19 - 4 nominations



Ironically enough, this kid was my second favourite on launch night (I’ll leave you to guess who my favourite was) and I fully expected him to be “back and better than ever!” in a way that would overrule Speidi, who I was not pleased t their return as I had seen CBB11 and did not like Heidi or Spencer in that series. However, this time I preferred Speidi over Austin.

I can see the appeal for the producers bringing him back - had a couple of arguments, probably not too expensive and he is an American who likes and lives the UK. In that case, they should have brought back Michelle Visage instead of Calum Best, but that’s not for here. Looking back on it, there were other agreeable options for a CBB16 all star, such as James Hill, Gail Porter, Bobby Davro and Janice Dickinson, who I place last in that list for the sole reason that I think that she wouldn’t do it again in all honesty, however I sincerely hope they at least made an attempt, only if just a simple phone call to Stevie Lennahan. (who is the only Stevi for Janicr, and also her agent)

Back to Austin. One thing that does not get brought up often enough is they way he acted towards the equally abhorrent James Jordan. He joked about his dancing past, in a way that could have been a method of questioning his sexuality, I thought as I watched it. He also made an attempt at sticking his thumb up his arse, at which I hope he got a formal warning at least but the one thing I will say is that I think he would have gotten on with Kim. Still doesn’t mean I like the twat. (Austin, not Kim)

Hint as to who’s next:

Spoiler:

Started out as being thought of as one of the best housemates, but got evicted much to their shock.

he'd be in my like top 10 lol

plus hes gorg

[Underscore]

remember when andrew tried to kiss raph

me with someone every sat night so i related

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Andrew was scum and 'AH AM NOT A SNAKE' continues to bleed my ear sockets, especially with his self-absorbed insistence to constantly yell it out at any opportunity, including Rebecca Jane being labelled a baggy fanny

I think you’ll find he said “AH AM NOT A STEAK” but yes I agree and leave Rebecca’s bits alone!

[Matthew.]

Actually, the next 4 are of different nationalities!

[Matthew.]

Bumper ranking alert!
Get ready for 4 different housemates of 4 different nationalities.
We have a Welsh man, an American woman, an Indian man, and an English woman.

40.
Jordan Davies
CBB20 - 3rd Housemate Evicted - 0 nominations



Not much to say on Jordan, really. I have made it clear before that I find Megan McKenna to be a decent however overrated housemate. But I was still pissed off by his objective of making it further than Megan, and making this very clear in his VT. He did fail this mission.

I’m sure Jordan isn’t a nasty kid or anything like that, but it has to be said that he was one of the ****ter housemates of 2017. I would say that it’s down to him that Trisha left, which without spoiling any future positions, Day 11 was a tragedy because she left. Speaking of Day 11 exits, we have 2 of these in this bumper ranking! So moving swiftly on…

39.
Jasmine Waltz
CBB19 - 3rd Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination



Not quite yet though…
RileyH, your appreciation in not killing me is appreciated.

Again, not much to say on Jasmine. I didn’t really like her as a housemate in both of her stints but this time, there is nothing to write home about. I found her to be pretty unnecessarily rude to Stacy as well as not enjoying the fried microphone she decided to prepare at 1am.

As a housemate, she didn’t provide much and if you are thinking I am wrong, then you are probably thinking about CBB13. I wonder how she would have done in a normal eviction though…

38.
Karthik Nagesan
CBB20 - 2nd Housemate Evicted - 6 nominations



Say hi to the most cringeworthy housemate of all time! I feel bad for him to an extent because I do think that he was just trying to make some pals then I think “Aw why did I hate him so much?” Then I remember the nomination rap. UUUUUGGGHHHHHH OMG FUUUUCCKKKKKK OOOFFFFF I WANT TO DIE.

My second nomination is Paul;
I like to go to the mall…

One thing I will say is I like how much he appreciated being there. I genuinely seemed overwhelmed by being there and as much as I loved Trisha, when she walked, and as much as I dislike Karthik, a part of me thinks he should have been allowed back. I mean, he would have been gone next eviction anyway but still. Oh, and dabbing upon being evicted is not acceptable, Karthik.

37.
Angie Best
CBB19 - 1st Housemate Evicted - 2 nominations



Jesus, overbearing, did I hear someone say? Okay, she meant well with the health tips and I’m not going to say much on Angie but only give them out if they are required or requested. Thank you and in the words of Coleen, shut up and have a cake, which I feel should be everyone’s motto in life. Cake is good and it’s actually pretty nice too.

On the other hand, would Calum have been so derogatory if she was there?
Probably not.

Would he have called Jedward ***** if Angie was there?
Probably not.

Would he have been so “friendly” with Chloe if Angie was there?
Probably not.

and breathe out!

Hint as to who’s next:

Spoiler:

The final housemate in the red zone.

[RileyH]

JASMINE? and KARTHIK?

this is on very thin ice

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

JASMINE? and KARTHIK?

this is on very thin ice

*goes into hiding

[RileyH]

Brandi better win otherwise this is cancelled

[Matthew.]

36.
Sandi Bogle
CBB20 - 7th Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination



Get ready for CBB20’s biggest disappointment of a housemate, it’s Sandi Bogle!

Upon seeing her VT, I thought “Great! We have the iconic housemate of this series. She’ll be good. She’s annoying me a bit, but that will wear off. #TeamSandi”

Bearing in mind that this was before I knew that Brandi and Trisha were entering. So I had my third favourite, and that turned into a slow decline. The Sandi Bogle Appreciation chart is literally this:

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Sandi continued to annoy me through her overbearingness and being the housemate who “loves” everything where in reality she slightly likes it. Now, I am sure that she has a huge heart because I don’t believe that she is a nasty person. Like the annoying auntie that you only see at Christmas. She just wasn’t a good housemate and might I add, she completely dominated the interview over Helen. No need for that sort of behaviour.

Hint as to who’s out next:

Spoiler:

2 of this year’s walkers.

[RileyH]

Sandi was so horrible to our Brandi </3

[Morgan.]

This ranking is shocking

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

This ranking is shocking

not impressed?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

not impressed?

No

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

This ranking is shocking

ew imagine Sandi ****ing Bogle being your CBB20 fav