[Cal.]

MARRIED Celebrity Big Brother star Jermaine Pennant bedded a woman farmer – but was interrupted when his dog bounded in for a sniff of the action.
The former Premier League star, 35, romped with welly-wearing Laura Jane, 28, after she swapped milking her cows for a game of strip poker.

And his hound Wolf started slobbering over her after she got naked.

Pennant’s wife Alice Goodwin, 32, read him the riot act about getting too close to other women before he entered this year’s CBB house.

She will be devastated to learn that just days before going on the show, the ex-Arsenal and Liverpool star — who also had a loan spell with Wolves — had sex with Laura.

And last night Laura fumed: “He swore to me he was single. I’m disgusted.

That man is such a liar.”

The footie bad boy began messaging her using the name “Jay Lloyd” after seeing videos of her on Instagram in her cowshed.

Laura, who had no idea who he was, eventually agreed to meet him for lunch at a pub in Onneley near her home city Stoke.

Laura said: “I’m often covered in cow poo but because it was a date I scrubbed up and made sure I was as clean as possible.

I warned him I couldn’t stay long because I had to milk the cows.

“He told me his name was Jay Lloyd and he was a football agent.

“I had no idea he used to be a famous player because I have no interest in football and rarely watch TV –– not even Emmerdale.”

After their first date, the pair began swapping X-rated messages and he invited her to his Shropshire mansion this month.

He suggested they play strip poker and she says: “He won all the early hands and in no time at all my boobs were out.

“Before I knew it, I was down to the fishnets I had been wearing under my jeans.

“Then I got dealt the best hand of cards ever, so I bet him every item of clothing he had on him. Obviously I won so everything had to come off.

“It turned out he had a really lovely body.

“I immediately understood why he could be so cocky.

“He came over and started kissing me and we started having some fun on the couch.”

She’s one of my customers at work and she definitely ISNT a liar because she told me I had a beautiful smile once!

[GoldHeart]

She sounds just as bad as him for doing this kiss & tell .
guess she's not earning enough on farmer's wages .

[Nancy.]

That sounds like a bad 70's porn movie.

“I’m often covered in cow poo but because it was a date I scrubbed up and made sure I was as clean as possible"

"The footie bad boy began messaging her using the name “Jay Lloyd” after seeing videos of her on Instagram in her cowshed"

"I couldn’t stay long because I had to milk the cows".

[Cal.]

A scream

[Cal.]

She apologised to me once for smelling like cow poo lmao

[Nancy.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

She apologised to me once for smelling like cow poo lmao

[Josy]

She sounds a tad touched in the head 'I made sure I was really clean' 'I dont watch tv not even emmerdale' well thanks to that pointless info I'll sleep well tonight

Nothing surprises me about Jerome, he's a sleazeball.

[parmnion]

Who says romance ia dead?

[LeatherTrumpet]

I have no interest in football and rarely watch TV –– not even Emmerdale.”