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Old 02-07-2019, 12:05 AM   #1
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BIG BROTHER Star Kay Lovelle (32) claims she 'almost died' following the recent and final series of Big Brother 2018.

Kay claims the show's producers wanted to remove her from the house because she was a threat to Lewis Flanagan's (27) victory and health.

"They thought I was going to murder him," she said. "But really I'm just a vegan."

When the showrunners spoke to her in the Diary Room she claims they wanted to do her justice, since she was so "skinny" and "iconique", and so they wanted her to be 'ejected' out of the front door.

"I didn't nearly die because they literally ejected me out of the front door," she confirms. "I almost died because I lost so much weight in the house I turned into a gas." Miss Lovelle shares the horrifying graphic images of her near death experience below.

Lovelle claims that this was attempted murder: "I wouldn't be led to believe this if it wasn't for the fact that they called me skinny - they must have known about my gaseous state and they must have known I'd float so high - they probably hoped I'd get hit by a plane with a banner saying "WE LOVE LEWIS F" for the sake of irony."

"It is also a hate crime because I'm a bisexual vegan. So yeah, Big Brother is biphobic, veganphobic, and skinnyphobic. I just hope the lawsuit money helps fund my expensive vegan diet to maintain my gaseous properties." She continues.

But thinks are looking up for the Big Brother star. "Yeah, Marie Curie told me they're thinking of adding me to the Periodic Table. They were gonna place me between Argon and Krypton in the Noble Gases but when I went to get measured they found my molecular mass to be less than that of an electron, so I'm just above Hydrogen."

"But it's not like silver linings (I can't even finish that sentence because I have a phobia of clouds after my traumatic ejection in October 2018...) as being so near the top just makes me feel like I'll rise into the atmosphere again, and it's cold and I can't wear cardigans in the Periodic Table, I'm just naked."

Miss Lovelle claims Ben Frow had to use a big vacuum to suck her back into the house so they can just claim she 'walked' (even though gasses can't walk). We asked Ben Frow for his comments.

"I don't suck, I don't blow! I'm not gay! Oh yeah no comment." was all he had to say.

Kay Lovelle is currently using Siri to write her own autobiography about her life as a bisexual vegan gas. She concluded, "follow my Twitter for updates on my new book!"

Big Brother airs never weekdays and weeknights because it got cancelled.

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I don't get it lol. Did she write this herself?
It was taken from an interview from the Sun but I don't want to link to them and give them publicity
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