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Old 28-01-2020, 10:26 PM #1
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When I was in Secondary School I had a male friend from USA named Isaac, well Isaac loved cooking and he wanted me to come over to try something called P.S I Love You (named by Isaac himself) well I went to his parents house to see Isaac about the strange sounding recipe the next day, and they looked delicious, but Isaac told me that I can't chew them, I ask him why not? And Isaac replies with because they're hard.

Isaac then goes and tells me that until P.S I Love You gets softer I'll just have to suck on his Chocolate Salty Balls.

















I do apologise for how long winded that became.
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy
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I'm reading a horror story in braille, something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
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My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type, as he died he kept insisting us to be positive, but it's hard to without him.
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It's a song from South Park called Chocolate Salty Balls.
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His jokes are on fire.
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My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war. Never talks about it...
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Funnily enough I have been trying to give up innuendo this year

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But its just SO FRIKKEN HARD
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I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

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So I entered my sister
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