[Mystic Mock]

I'll get the ball rolling (and hopefully other members will do a better job of this lol)

When I was in Secondary School I had a male friend from USA named Isaac, well Isaac loved cooking and he wanted me to come over to try something called P.S I Love You (named by Isaac himself) well I went to his parents house to see Isaac about the strange sounding recipe the next day, and they looked delicious, but Isaac told me that I can't chew them, I ask him why not? And Isaac replies with because they're hard.

Isaac then goes and tells me that until P.S I Love You gets softer I'll just have to suck on his Chocolate Salty Balls.

















I do apologise for how long winded that became.

[Babayaro.]

what

[Alf]

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy

[Alf]

I'm reading a horror story in braille, something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Alf]

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.

[Alf]

My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type, as he died he kept insisting us to be positive, but it's hard to without him.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

what

It's a song from South Park called Chocolate Salty Balls.

[Mystic Mock]

Alf's definitely in his element here.

His jokes are on fire.

[Livia]

My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war. Never talks about it...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Funnily enough I have been trying to give up innuendo this year

Spoiler:

But its just SO FRIKKEN HARD

[Crimson Dynamo]

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

Spoiler:

So I entered my sister