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11-02-2020, 10:59 AM | #1 | ||
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My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.
He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers. What do you lot think of that? |
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11-02-2020, 11:00 AM | #2 | |||
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11-02-2020, 11:11 AM | #3 | |||
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Essentially what a dreampt about every day on my paperround
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11-02-2020, 11:16 AM | #4 | ||
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It gets better late last year he was picking up a boiler in the rain a woman came up and said did he need a lift with the boiler.
She then asked for a lift home just down the road he got to her house she was trying to kiss him saying you are good looking do you want come in. Last edited by thesheriff443; 11-02-2020 at 11:31 AM. |
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11-02-2020, 11:33 AM | #5 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Could imagine this is what it’s like for your brother every time he enters someone’s house to fix something...
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11-02-2020, 11:34 AM | #6 | |||
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11-02-2020, 11:43 AM | #7 | |||
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11-02-2020, 11:45 AM | #8 | |||
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11-02-2020, 11:46 AM | #9 | ||
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11-02-2020, 11:46 AM | #10 | |||
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11-02-2020, 11:49 AM | #11 | ||
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11-02-2020, 11:52 AM | #12 | |||
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"It"ll be that young tearaway robson"
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11-02-2020, 11:52 AM | #13 | ||
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11-02-2020, 12:00 PM | #14 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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11-02-2020, 12:00 PM | #15 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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I think she will catch a cold, that winds a bit nippy
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11-02-2020, 05:30 PM | #16 | ||
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11-02-2020, 05:54 PM | #17 | |||
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Sounds like pretty typical porn scenario.
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11-02-2020, 05:58 PM | #18 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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11-02-2020, 05:58 PM | #19 | ||
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11-02-2020, 06:02 PM | #20 | |||
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11-02-2020, 06:35 PM | #21 | |||
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Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.
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11-02-2020, 06:49 PM | #22 | |||
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11-02-2020, 07:07 PM | #23 | |||
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11-02-2020, 07:10 PM | #24 | |||
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dreamed sounds like the present tense
dreamt sounds like the past |
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11-02-2020, 09:34 PM | #25 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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I was thinking the same.
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