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Old 11-02-2020, 10:59 AM #1
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My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?
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My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

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A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?



Lucky bugger...
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Essentially what a dreampt about every day on my paperround
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Lucky bugger...
It gets better late last year he was picking up a boiler in the rain a woman came up and said did he need a lift with the boiler.

She then asked for a lift home just down the road he got to her house she was trying to kiss him saying you are good looking do you want come in.

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Could imagine this is what it’s like for your brother every time he enters someone’s house to fix something...



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My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

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A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?
Depends. Is she hot or not?
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That would be my luck.
every hole's a goal Parmy

you know the old Kelso saying
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every hole's a goal Parmy

you know the old Kelso saying
Discos have the lights turned down for a reason and have wondered why women of a certain age have tops with all the sequins on.

It’s blur your vision.
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you know the old Kelso saying
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Depends. Is she hot or not?
Well she is confident enough to be in her underwear around a stranger.
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I think she will catch a cold, that winds a bit nippy
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My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?
Bloody exhibitionists are everywehere !
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Sounds like pretty typical porn scenario.
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So is she apparently.
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Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.
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Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.
They are both correct. Dreamed is the more common. The British use the word dreamt more than others, but still use dreamed more commonly.
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Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.
I would say dreamt as well
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dreamed sounds like the present tense

dreamt sounds like the past
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I was thinking the same.
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