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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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27-02-2020, 10:10 PM | #1 | ||
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I got a new state of the art safe installed in my big house
I just put my bank card in it I put to much money in it earlier Only my hand print can open it as well as a code |
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27-02-2020, 10:53 PM | #2 | |||
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Lisa Scott-Lee Expert
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We'll have to chop your hand off then
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28-02-2020, 08:16 AM | #3 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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28-02-2020, 08:25 AM | #4 | |||
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like the boys
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Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"
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28-02-2020, 08:41 AM | #5 | |||
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You know my methods
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*changes Tibb password
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28-02-2020, 09:33 AM | #6 | |||
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Oh no, I'm English
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M21 getting a Ł50 note out, so he can light his cigar with it.
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28-02-2020, 01:18 PM | #7 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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If you end up being raided by the police, just have the safe open already. There’s no point ruining a good safe.
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28-02-2020, 01:42 PM | #8 | ||
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In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.
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28-02-2020, 01:44 PM | #9 | |||
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You know my methods
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28-02-2020, 01:47 PM | #10 | ||
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29-02-2020, 10:19 AM | #11 | ||
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03-03-2020, 11:12 AM | #12 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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You can keep your "Jobseekers" signing card it in!
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