[The Slim Reaper]

When/if you make hot dogs, do you cut out the middle out of the bread roll like a canoe, so the tescos caramelised onion sausage fits perfectly inside it, or are you a serial killer that slices down the middle and shoves everything in and creates a mess that breaks apart?

Asking the important questions.

[Niamh.]

It took me a few reads of that for me to realise you were talking about the bun rather than the actual sausage, i was thinking you're very strange

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

It took me a few reads of that for me to realise you were talking about the bun rather than the actual sausage, i was thinking you're a very strange

I don't know what you mean, the OP makes it perfectly clear.

Oops.

[Ammi]

...you wouldnt have these dilemmas if you weren’t a meat eater...simplify your life, say no to meat...

[Ammi]

...how would you make a canoe out of a bread roll...you mean scooping away all of the insides, how strange...

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...you wouldnt have these dilemmas if you weren’t a meat eater...simplify your life, say no to meat...

Vegetarians still eat those trashy little excuses for sausages though. I'm being inclusive.

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...how would you make a canoe out of a bread roll...you mean scooping away all of the insides, how strange...

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

It honestly never even occurred to me to do that it seems like a great idea though

[Smithy]

I’m a serial killer but I will try to do better next time

[Liam-]

Seeing as caramelised onions are the work of the devil and definitely not needed for a hot dog, classic sliced bun for me

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Seeing as caramelised onions are the work of the devil and definitely not needed for a hot dog, classic sliced bun for me

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

[Liam-]

Oh, caramelised onion sausage, I misread

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

Moving to Guernsey immediately

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

...I’m not sure that I’ve ever made a hot dog in my life actually.....probably their dad did when he barbecued etc...

[Ammi]

....how much time do you spend actually pondering this type of stuff...

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

[Liam-]

How do you butter this canoe?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

How do you butter this canoe?

Butter in a hot dog?

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Butter in a hot dog?

Well yeah, nobody eats a dry bun surely?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Well yeah, nobody eats a dry bun surely?

But you would have ketchup or mustard or both, surely????

[The Slim Reaper]

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.

[Jordan.]

Next thread "how do you have your mash?"

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

But you would have ketchup or mustard or both, surely????

I’m a brown sauce guy but yes, I’d have those but the bread would still be dry!

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.