[Mystic Mock]

Full warning is in the thread title, I do promise that I mean no malice towards any group, it is just a joke.

Fair enough if some of these jokes don't land for you personally, but please understand what the intention is meant to be.

Joke 1 - Joe Biden after seeing England play against Switzerland that picture was taken 15 seconds before he asked how England got on against Switzerland.

Joke 2 - The most popular boys names in England 2024.

1. John Smith
2. Locke Smith
3. Black Smith
4. David Smith
5. Steven Smith
6. Jim Smith
7. Alan Smith
8. Jeremy Smith
9. Paul Smith
10. Mohammed Smith
11. Oliver Smith
12. Nigel Smith

Joke 3 - The menu at an Italian Restaurant.

1. Pasta
2. Magherita Pizza
3. Pepparoni Pizza
4. "Vegan" Pizza
5. A "Special" Surprise Pizza (don't ask what's in it)
6. Chocolate Pizza
7. Even more Pizza

Joke 4 - When a Brummie prepares to take a Mensa test, they strip off in the nude expecting to have intercourse with Wolves goalkeeper Jose Sa.

Joke 5 - When France played Republic Of Ireland in the 2010 Qualifiers, France realized that they were too **** to get back into the game off of their own talent, so they felt like that they needed a hand.

Joke 6 - Ten things that the average Japanese male thinks about everyday.

1. Anime
2. Anime Girls
3. Action Figures of Anime Girls
4. Maths
5. Rice
6. Fish
7. Gacha Games
8. Nintendo
9. Dragon Quest
10. Hentai

Joke 7 - Donald Trump when he realizes that he can't "grab em by the pussy."



Joke 8 - Ten popular surnames in Slovenia.

1. Sillybic
2. Fukdabic
3. Wattabic
4. Weetabic (thanks Zizu for that one.)
5. Nicebic
6. Dumbbic
7. Horriblebic
8. Whybic
9. Sorrybic
10. Dave

Joke 9 - Incels when they see a woman talk to what the Incels call a "chad," instead of them.



Joke 10 - I went to James Corden's house to make him feel better, I wanted to egg him on to getting back to what he does best and where he is in a league of his own... Being a complete and utter idiot.

Joke 11 - Wayne Rooney's time as Birmingham City Manager.

I do apologize if Jokes 1-10 crossed the line for anyone, but I do like comedy, so hopefully you all got something out of this thread.

And hopefully you've all got some good jokes of your own? I especially imagine that @Alf has a few that he would like to share... Besides being an Everton supporter.