[Romantic Old Bird]

At work today our new clerk saw my scrummy Paul Clarke screen saver and asked who it was (Good grief, where DO they recruit them these days?) When I told her that she was gazing upon the face of greatness, she seemed strangely unmoved and said 'He was on telly at the weekend, with that dizzy blonde, presenting a prize at the soap awards'

Trauma!!! How could I have missed it? Why has no-one mentioned it??


I fear she was in earnest, she was quite adamant about it, and somewhat taken aback at my clutching her by the throat asking her to please say she was joking

I fear my credibility with this new staff member may have been jeopardised.......

Even so, if it is true