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*mazedsalv** · 16-07-2009, 03:40 PM

I've noticed there are quote threads foe HM sbut not for BB10 in whole. What are you fave quotes??

"This is Big Brother, for health and safety issues, can housemates please remove condoms from their heads"

Makosi : 'There's another house ya know. With 12 other housemates.'
Siavash : 'You ******ing serious?
Makosi : 'Yes.'
Siavash : 'Guys, guys! You f**ing serious?
Craig : 'Yes.'
Siavash : '*******! ******* me, ******* me sideways.

Freddie- "Im just drunk... on life!"

Rodrigo- (after Siavash peels the chair)"Your animals, absoloutley disrespectable.... naaaty!" and this is also said when in an argument with Charlie and this morning after the furniture was taking away.

Lisa- (About Kris leaving)"They've done this they have, the public!" No **** sherlock!

Sree- "Your heart is like platnium" "I'll tell you on your face" "Slap my face with your flip flops"

Marcus- "Noirin... I really want a cuddle"
Noirin- "Well I dont!"

President · 16-07-2009, 03:42 PM

Sree:

"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
10) "Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
20) "I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers... Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
30) "Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
40)'Why Big Brother no do Indian language?'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'Conversation finished'
'Marcus please get a life'
50) 'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I have engineering skills" (referring to what skills he had to resolve situation with Marcus.)
"You're a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"
"Just Joking, I'm just joking."
"You don't hear my bloody stupid brain"
"This boy is undecent immature cre-ature"
"No no... I can't touch pig's leg!"
60) "I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?' (after nominations)
''People are going to throw stones"
"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
70) "Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'Stop eating my brain'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'Im not big jelous'
"Its' a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"
"Angel please! I have a lot of headache!"
80) "I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"
"I **** on your face tomorrow"
"Hold your balls carefully"
"A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the Z"
"You can't say whats going to happen - you can't say when the rain will come, you can't say when the volcano will come, you can't say when the earthquake will come.."
'Karma comes to me'
'My hands are really tired'
''Yes we can!'
'You're talking so much ****'
"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"
90) "i swear on my parents"
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
"One with plain"
"Thank you, come again!"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Look at the pressings on my head"
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"
"East west hi bye that's it."
"Come with the mathmatical magic"
'Don't be a professional'
100) 'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
"shut the **** up"

IsleOfWeather · 16-07-2009, 03:42 PM

Lisa: ""

*mazedsalv** · 16-07-2009, 03:44 PM

Freddie- "I have NO reason to doubt your honesty" (Points at Karly) "I have EVERY reason to doubt you honesty!"

Marcus- "Thats piss easy, I could pull that truck with my bellend"

HalfwitFTW · 16-07-2009, 03:50 PM

Lisa's "They've done this they have.... the public have done this" has gotta be the best one.

lmao

Simone. · 16-07-2009, 03:56 PM

"I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cat biscuits are ****ing delicious" - Marcus

"I'm drunk....on life." - Freddie

"I don't think so Sonny Jim" - Freddie

"I'm scared of heights....I forgot" - Siavash (while clinging to the roof)

*mazedsalv** · 16-07-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Simone.
"I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cat biscuits are ****ing delicious" - Marcus

"I'm drunk....on life." - Freddie

"I don't think so Sonny Jim" - Freddie

"I'm scared of heights....I forgot" - Siavash (while clinging to the roof)

Yep, good quotes!!

Noirin(when pulling the truck) "Its really heavy!"

Sree- "Do you like Indian boys?"
Charlie- "Huh?"
Sree- "Isn't it a lovely night?"

Marcus- "Noirin ??
Noirin- "What?"
Marcus.... LONG PAUSE ...... "I like you"
*tumbleweed* Cringey!

*mazedsalv** · 16-07-2009, 10:50 PM

Bumping after tonights great show!!

"Give us booze!!"

Rodrigo- "Would you like it if I protested in your house and throw stuff?"
Freddie- "I dont need to protest in my house! Its for a laugh Rodrigo!"

Siavash- "Help me, Im scared, Im scared of heights" (after getting down) "Im scared of heights but I... umm... forgot"

BB_Eye · 16-07-2009, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President
Sree:

"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"

LMAO, I think that one is my favourite.

Rozartytype · 16-07-2009, 11:05 PM

Freddie....."Oh good times,yahhhhhhhhhh"

Bendzz · 16-07-2009, 11:27 PM

The best quotes are

Halfwit: "I have absoloutley no reason to doubt siavash's honesty, but i have every rason to doubt your honesty"

Halfwit: "Ill say it and ill say it even louder"

Sree: "Shut your face"

Marcus: "I dont know what makes a bloke good looking.. but i do think im cool as ****"

*mazedsalv** · 17-07-2009, 12:37 PM

Freddie-(after checking the fridge which was still full) "They can take away our chairs, but they can never take away our seasonings"

BB- "Siavash, the sword is very dangerous and you must not use it innapropriatley"
Siavash- "Its plastic, can i stick it up my arse? Will that be innapropriate?"

Rozartytype · 17-07-2009, 12:40 PM

Siavash..."They've been calling you a rabbit"

u_drunk · 17-07-2009, 01:35 PM

last night on live feed..

lisa: am tired r you?
sophie: i'm...cream crackers!

Lee. · 17-07-2009, 01:38 PM

I know he wasn't the most popular housemate but Sree's quotes are by far the funniest. I kind of miss him!

setanta · 17-07-2009, 01:44 PM

"what you gonna do when we're outside? i will put you in the prison and you will eat the dogfood for ten years.... big time!"

marcus......" they must be "£cking hating it", and cue the manic laughter

rodrigo "i need to speak to you privately"
charlie "ok, i'll marry ya"

halfwit "oh i'd definitely be a cat"
charlie "i'd be a "£cking llliooonn"

CaraRawr · 17-07-2009, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**

Makosi : 'There's another house ya know. With 12 other housemates.'
Siavash : 'You ******ing serious?
Makosi : 'Yes.'
Siavash : 'Guys, guys! You f**ing serious?
Craig : 'Yes.'
Siavash : '*******! ******* me, ******* me sideways.

So much love for this quote xD