No no, I will merely tell everyone that in the days before you left you were sounding very depressed and saying you couldn't cope with it all anymore

Course they will, people will be sending out search parties by the end of the week

You just make sure you don't do anything that I wouldn't do

Might have a point there, I've not been away on holiday for almost 2 weeks now, life is hard we'll have a week of no Marc then, great news

Good stuff, I have had a nice day of relaxing doing nothing, supposed to be heading out in a bit as well, giving myself a few days off before revision starts. Am I mistaken or do you go to Vegas this Monday?

You alright pal

Of course you're the sloth you clingy little ****.

I feel like this is a fantastic summary of our relationship

With a blunt razor.

Tell you what, Nathan wants to watch himself. Dirty little slut whoring himself around in every thread.

well somebody has to love you too so I guess I'll just do that.