[Joe.]

Absolutely cracks me up-

here's some of her highlights-

The python I am performing with later has just tried to swallow the sloth like one from Rhythmix.

Stress can kill me, if you don't vote for me, you are basically trying to murder me!! #Xfactor

I'm singing 'Oh so quiet' apparently it's how they anticipate the voting lines being #Xfactor

I'm doing a survey this morning, if you like cats then text KITTY to 88333. This is legitimate research and nothing to do with the X Factor!

To knock me out of the show text KITTY to 88333 (5-10 times to be sure)

Competition time. 5 letter word meaning 'a fund of money for communal use'. Text your answer to 88333

Competition time. 5 letter word for 'a child's name for a kitten or cat'. Text your answer to 88333

Jonathan Ross has forgotten his daughter's name. He knows that it's Betty something. If you know what it is, text him on 88333 to tell him

I've just spoken to Justin Bieber, he wants his fans to text the word KITTY to 88333 to prove their love for him

Thank you so much for your votes, the goldfish lives for another week x

Received a sweet gift in the post from someone called 'Die Bitch!'. Nice gesture but unfortunately the rat appears to have died en route.

Hi @Cher, I'm a big deal in the UK and soon to be a big deal in the US too. I need a backing singer on my world tour, Interested?

Hi @TheRealXtina, are you willing to audition to become an official Kitty Brokenail impersonator? Need it sorted b4 I hit the big time.

I've just beat Marcus Collins and Craig Colton at arm wrestling. Might not be so lucky with Sami Brookes

Hey @LadyGaga, do you want to sing a duet with me in the final of X Factor? Hope you don't mind playing second fiddle to a true star.

Janet Devlin going to get the sympathy vote after her grandad died. I'm trying to find a relative willing to make the ultimate sacrifice too