[LemonJam]

TiBB Skins

Gender references in this are highly confusing, so I'll tell you the main cast and the genders

Gary - Female, the new girl in town is ready to make her mark.
Mark - Male, a celebrity stalker
Hugo - Female, the queen bee in the school
Shaun - Female, A highly talented opera singer
Linda - Male, Drug abuser
Twilight - Female, Teen celebrity
Greg - Male, Twilights younger brother.
Jen - Female, James's weak hearted girlfriend.
James - Male, Jen's artistic boyfriend.

I'm gonna try get everyone in the story somehow. May add a few minor characters in, already got 4 in mind (Rory, Dean, Brona and CaraRawr) so yeah. There's alot of in-jokes aswell so sorry if you don't get some of the stuff.

Just to add, please don't take any of the jokes seriously, I love all TiBB members and hope not to offend anyone. Except Zac.

Episode 1; Scene 1

[A pair of new heels are stood before a bunch of steps. A girl breathes quite heavily as the rest of her surroundings are distorted in fear. The girl swallows her fear.]

Gary: Gurls, there ain't nothing like a show. -hairflick-

[Gary struts up the stairs towards his school to Destinys Childs Lose my Breath. She passes a small first year with glasses who is gobsmacked.]

Firewire: Who is that?

[Gary struts past a group of jocks, David, Andy and Ben. They stare as she walks past. Andy wolfwhistles]

Gary: Hey boys

[The boys watch her walk by as they notice her lucious smooth legs.]

Andy: Damn. She's hot.
David: She's seductive.
Ben: She's youthful.

[Andy and David look back at Ben suspiciously]

[Meanwhile, Gary enters a classroom and sits next to a bright happy girl.]

DamonJ: Hi, my names Da...
Gary: Ew. [She eyes her up and down] last season?

[Gary gets up and sits next to a boy who's sketching a boy in his planner]

Gary: Erm... what're you doing?

[Mark looks up suprised at her prescence and hides his drawing]

Mark: ...erm
Miss Pinkmichk: oh nice to see you've settled in with somebody Gary
Gary: IKR
Miss Pinkmichk: Actually, you two have very similar subjects here, Mark can show you around.

[She leaves. Gary twirls her hair with her fingers]

Gary: So, you doing Beauty therapy?

[Mark nods]

Gary: English?

[He nods again]

Gary: You don't really talk much do you? Listen. [he bends forward towards him] I can get the awkward frustration out of you if you want.

[Mark bends back in horror]

Mark: No, really, you're not my type.
Gary: What is your type?
Mark: Erm... [He looks in his sketchbook to see the sketched boy. The bell rings.]


Scene 2

[Gary is walking down the corridor with Mark carrying all his folders while Gary struts down with sunglasses and a mocha she stole from the English Teacher]

Gary: Oh my God, that teacher is such a psycho, I mean Hamlet AND Sylvia Plath poems? Does he really want to make us join an online forum to feed our depression or something?

[They arrive at a picnic table in the sun where 4 other young people sit. Mark puts down Garys books on the table.]

Mark: Gary, these are my friends, this is Shaun, she's an opera singer
Shaun: Hai.
Mark: James, who's a sheppy mess and Jen who's an Irish mess. They're an item. This is Linda

[A boy is sat lighting a spliff. Gary takes off his sunglasses in shock.]

Gary: These?!? These are your friends?!?
Mark: Well in a small town like this it's either them or the folks at the Den.

[Gary looks over at the other picnic table, where they're playing tiddlywinks. setanta gets one in.]

setanta: **** YEAHHHHH! I AM THE KING!

[Gary turns back to Marks table and smiles]

James: Uh-oh.
Mark: What?
James: Here she comes.

[Liza Minellis 'Caberet' plays as a tall girl in Dolce and Gabanna walks towards the table with large shades, beautiful bracelets and high heeled shoes.]

Hugo: Hey gurls how's y'all.

[Gary walks over to her.]

Gary: Gary, charmed.
Hugo: Hugo, sickened. So what's going on this weekend?
Jen: Well some people were gonna go down to sheppy, but they don't want to pay the errferr.
Hugo: Sorry hunny?
James: The airfair.
Hugo: Oh yeah, Ireland, notsoqt.
Gary: My house is free tonight, I can get my parents to leave.
Hugo: [looks up and down] Are you sure you have a house big enough? AMIRITE?!

[She turns over laughing to the rest. Only Jen giggles a little. Irish bitch. She should come back to the forum to see this but she never will. Slag.]

Hugo: Ugh, fine, if you can throw a good party then I'll have a mutual respect for you.

[She struts off]

Gary: Tell everybody, my house is the mansion by the Prima hotel. [She picks up her folders and walks away]
Mark: Wait, don't we have photography next?

[Gary turns around and lowers her glasses.]

Gary: Bitch please, I have a party to run.

[She struts off]


Scene 3

[James and Linda are sat in the art classroom. L paints a shrine to Billie Joe Armstrong while James sketches in his book.]

James: So are you gonna go to Garys tonight?
Linda: Not sure, I have sittin on me arse to do.
James: Aww, please L, you're basically the life of the party.The first who's up for anything.
Linda: Yeah, and look where that's got me. [Linda takes the bong out of his bag] Fancy a trip outside?

[James shakes his head. Linda goes out the class room to see Shaun singing part of Carmens Habenera to herself]

Linda: That was beautiful Shaun, [raises bong] bong?
Shaun: That's what I came to see you about, I really think you should quit.
Linda: Quit what?

[Shaun snatches the bong off of L]

Shaun: This! Linda, I'm extremely disapointed in you. Did you know all this school is rooting for you, did you know that? I AIN'T NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU! tyra/

[Linda looks at her curiously]

Linda: You sure you don't want to?
Shaun: ****it, lets go.


Scene 4

[At around 9pm Outside Garys mansion a baby pink balloon is tied to the gate and music blares out. Hugo is stood outside. She takes off her sunglasses.]

Hugo: A balloon? How 1st grade.

[She struts over to the door and opens it to a relativley packed room. David and Christina are making out in the coatroom while InOne streaks through the room. She sees Mark drinking water talking to two girls.]

Hugo: Oh my, quite the Casanova we have here. Mark, a word?

[She pulls Mark outside, meanwhile, a group of people are playing I have never in the corner, including Jen and James.]

Nathan: Oh, I've got a good one, I have never pulled a goat. [He looks over at Karl]

[Karl drinks proudly, the group laugh and wince in disgust]

MargeryFan: James, your turn.
James: Erm, I have never had feelings for someone else while in a relationship.
Nathan: Ahh, good one.

[Nathan, Brona and MargeryFan drink. Jen is caught drinking in the corner of James's eye. They stare at each other then look away.]

[Back outside, Hugo is talking to Mark]

Hugo: Seriously, by the looks of things, Gary's performing better than I thought she would, stop it happening.
Mark: No, just have a good time for once.
Hugo: Um Mark, I can't be outfierced by Gary /glare
Mark: Well if you're so ****ing powerful you do something about it.

[Hugo is in shock and drops her cocktail. The glass shatters by Linda]

Linda: Do you ****ing mind Hugo?

[Hugo smiles and walks away (qt~)]


[Gary is making out with resident hottie GhettoSuperstar]

Shaun: OHMYGOOHMYGODOHMYGOD GARY
Gary: What, can't you see I'm busy?
Shaun: Twilight Twitty's just arrived! (//AHH)

[Gary pushes GhettoSuperstar aside]

Gary: You're kidding right?

[Meanwhile outside, a limozine is outside and a bunch of people including paparazzi are surrounding the vehicle.]

Jack_: Who is it?
Stephanie: What do you mean who is it? It's Twilight ****ing Twitty

[Angel with a Dirty face begins to play. James and Mark (Admin ) step out the limo as bouncers. James opens the door and the crowds begin to scream]

[Meanwhile, inside, Mark(waldorf ) is talking to Rory and Dean]

Mark: ...so in English me and Gary were just talking and the teacher just freaks out and...
Rory: Oh my God!
Mark: What?
Rory: Turn around, Dean, leave!
Dean: Why? I can talk to her too.
Twilight: Hey, where can I get a Pina Colada?
Dean: Well erm I think that Linda has some in her ba-
Twilight: Fail. Please leave. [She smiles politley as Dean leaves]
Mark: Twilight Twitty! Erm, I'll just get one for you.
Twilight: Qt. You look fierce, let's mingle.

[She walks away, Mark looks at Rory who urges him to follow her. Meanwhile, in one of Garys private bedrooms, Jen and James are sat on a bed]

Jen: Pretty good party huh?

[James nods looking blankly. Jen leans in to kiss him but James pulls away]

Jen: What is your problem?
James: Who do you like?
Jen: What?
James: [raising voice] I said who do you like?!
Jen: [pause] I...
[James looks down disapointed]
Jen: It's none of your busine...
James: I love you Jen.

[Pause]

James: And you... you just.

[The door opens to a very drunk Dean, who is completley naked]

Dean: Hey James, there's a funnel going down with your name on it, you in?
James: Don't mind if I do [he gets up] Nothing like drowning my sorrows.]

[Jen is left teary-eyed on the bed. Outside, Twilight and Mark are laughing outside.]

Twilight: Oh my God Mark, you're the cutest thing ever! Seriously, you want to get anywhere where I'm going, just give me a call. No giving my number out though?
Mark: I won't gurl, donchu worry.
Twilight: Omg! [She steps off the pavement] Did you see that Zac kid making out with that kid who looked 8? He was all like-[SMASH]

[Twilight is hit by a bus. Mark screams and many people go outside to see her. Mark runs over and bends down to her.]

Mark: Twilight?!?! Speak to me!??!?!
Twilight: [beat] Take me home.


[Mark looks at her teary eyed]


[John Legends 'Ordinary People' begins to play. Inside Gary is crying down the phone and screaming.]
[It then cuts to Linda outside, rolling up a joint as Shaun looks over his shoulder, biting her lip.]
[Jen is talking to to some people and averts her attention to James, who is sat on the sofa staring blankly]
[Hugo is walking around the house, still shocked at the turnout of the party. She is pushed over by the door, of which the bodyguard Mark(Admin) and Hannah walk out as Mark is buttoning up his shirt]
[Dean is being sick down a toilet while Rory holds his hair back]
[Twilight is carried into an ambulance and Mark is crying]

Mark: God bless you gurl.

[The ambulance drives away with sirens blaring.

Skins.

[Stephanie]

pmsl! :L

how could jack not know who twitty was

[Shaun]

omg epic.

Your portrayal of Hugo is spot-on, and Gary's performance is good enough for a Golden Globe.

[Jen]

Hot.

[Billy]

Lol this is great!

[Harry!]

Love this. Good so far!

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys.

[King Gizzard]

nice

[MrGaryy]

omg you really captured my essence.

[Ramsay]

awh man howd you know bout me and the goat?
this is really cool LJ keep it up

[Jack_]

LMAO, brilliant.

Thanks for featuring me, by the way. Wasn't sure whether I'd made an impression on the forum or not yet. Feature me more plz <3

[LemonJam]

Thanks guys, ep 2 is in process <3

[Beastie]

That is quite funny You should co write an episode of Skins!

[Jords]

Jords: I hope Twi is ok!

Aha, featued myself Nah, I liked it.

[LemonJam]

Thanks

You'll all be written in somewhere, don't worry

[King Gizzard]

me karl and ant are best of pals

[Tom4784]

Rofl I loved it!

[LemonJam]

Next episode on Skins:

Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
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Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN
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Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.
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various scenes of a beach party




New ep should be up tomorrow.

[Stephanie]

LOL, sounds awesome :]

[Jords]

Woo!

[InOne]

Nice one

[Twilight]

Lmao that was hot.

[Locke.]

LOL!!!!

You have Ben spot on.

[LemonJam]

I'm a good observer David.

Thanks y'all. I've finished Ep. 2 and will post it some time tomorrow. I should really get onto that coursework but this is too fun.

[Rory]

qt thread. more please.