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This is just for fun, since Lewis's (rather brilliant, may I add) has seemingly been quiet lately. I in no way want to rival that, and hopefully it'll be up again soon
I just wanted to make a similar story for myself, haha. TiBBOaks - Episode 1 - The Pilot Opening credits - Billy bites into a hotdog, cut to SiaSiaSia applying lipstick in the mirror, cut to Mark with arms folded looking smug, cut to Loukas blowing a puff of smoke at the camera, cut to Lauren removing a pair of sunglasses, cut to DamonJ swivelling on a computer chair in a blonde wig, cut to Conzors pulling funny faces with his hands, cut to Ash wagging her finger at the camera, cut to Princess frantically cutting a Gary Barlow picture out of a magazine, cut to Sam! pulling a scene-pose with a camera-phone, cut to Doug and Brona clinking champagne glasses, cut to MrLuvaLuva raising an eyebrow suggestively, cut to Picto with a V sign, cut to MarkSpears pulling a "Blair" face, cut to Matt falling back into a beanbag, cut to Christina filing her nails, cut to Annie pushing her breasts together, cut to Tom scowling. Fade. The TiBBOaks logo appears, then fades. Deleted credits - Fom winking, lili laughing heartily -------------------------------------------------------------------- Opening sequence - "Lonely" by Akon is playing, and LIZZEDJ is sat on her bed, staring at a picture of LemonJam, whilst crying. She tears the picture in two, and throws a pillow at the door. Cut to Nickyy, walking down TiBBTown's main street. She sees Satisfaction across the road, smiles enthusiastically and tries to get his attention, but a bus passes and he is suddenly gone. Cut to Firewire looking at a bottle of pills, in his bathroom. He looks to the door nervously when there's a knock. He drops the bottle and grabs his schoolbag, running out the door and ignoring his dad, Muse's calls. Music fades. Scene One - Annie's dormitory. Popular music is playing from the radio as she spreads butter onto some toast. It is roughly 8am and her roommate, Princess, emerges from her bedroom. Princess: Urgh! Turn that off will ya? Annie: What, because it's not Take That? Leave it out, love. Princess: I'm not totally obsessed you know. Annie: Sure, if you say so. Hey, how'd your night with Sam! go? Princess blushes and Annie raises an eyebrow. Annie: That bad, huh? Princess: Shush! We got back to his place and we were kissing...but then his phone went off and he said he had to go. Annie: Oh. Princess: Yeah. Said it was his boss or something, needed him to cover a shift. Annie: I thought he was fired. Princess: Oh yeah... Scene Two - Christina's flat. She's in bed and throws her alarm clock against the wall. It breaks, and we see her hair is a mess, obviously hungover. She blinks and pulls back the covers, only to find Sam! nude beside her. She immediately jumps out of bed. Christina: OH MY GOD. Sam!: Uhh...what? Sam! looks down and quickly grabs a pillow to cover his modesty. Sam!: What the Hell happened? Christina: You're asking ME? I only called you round to help with my coursework! Sam!: We cannot tell anyone about this, you hear? Christina: As if I'd want to brag about that anyway! Sam!: So how was I? Christina: Excuse me!? Sam!: You know, performance-wise? Christina: GET OUT! Scene Three - Outside in TiBBTown, Nickyy bumps into LemonJam. He is handing out leaflets advertising his juice bar. Nickyy: Oh hey, you finally opening up then? LemonJam: Yeah...would be great to see some revenue for a change. Here, take one. He hands her a leaflet. She looks at it. Nickyy: Is that how you spell juice? LemonJam: Yes... Nickyy: Oh okay. Here, are you looking for staff? Only I used to work down the coffee shop and until I was fired for stealing muffins, they said I was doing great! LemonJam: Uhh...no, I'm sharing the work with my wife. I'll let you know if we do, though. He walks off, rolling his eyes. Nickyy sighs and walks into the bakery. Scene Four - Firewire arrives at school and walks to his locker. He empties his bag into it and suddenly it's slam shut by Billy. Billy: Oi-oi, it's fireball! He turns to Picto who guffaws. Firewire: It's Firewire. And leave me alone. He turns away but is grabbed by Picto. Picto: Listen yeah? We don't like you. Never have, never will. So when you tell us what to do, we don't like that. You get me? Billy: Yeah and you know what we do to people we don't like? Picto: Tell her, Billy. Billy raises a finger to his throat and mimes a slash to it. He turns to Picto and laughs, before walking off. Firewire picks up his bag and walks off to class. Scene Five - the classroom. DamonJ, MarkSpears and Conzors are practising a dance routine in a cleared-out space at the back, whilst Britney Spears' "Toxic" plays. A few other students clap and cheer in appreciation. DamonJ turns off the device and shoots Firewire an evil glare. Firewire ignores this and goes to sit next to Ruth*Star and Posted. MarkSpears: Hey Damon, I hear they've got a sale on down at Primark. DamonJ: Oh really? How'dya know? MarkSpears: Just a guess, Firewire's wearing new shoes. The class breaks into laughter, just as the teacher, Satisfaction, enters. Satisfaction: Alright, settle down. Books out, page 65. Who was reading last time? Firewire, Ruth*Star and another girl raise their hands. Satisfaction: Right OK, continue as you were. Firewire: "I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, — all but one, — shall live; the rest shall keep as they are". The children at the back snigger and Satisfaction stands up. Satisfaction: Is something amusing to you, Conzors? Conzors: It's Firewire, he sounds well batty. The class erupts with laughter, and Firewire looks down at his feet. Scene Six - Sia is working at the library and looks up to see Mark and Lauren walk in, talking loudly. She points to the sign saying "Silence is golden." and frowns at them. Mark: Sorry, sorry. He turns to whisper to Lauren. Mark: Miserable cow. Anyway, what did he say? Lauren: Not much, but apparently Sam! was seen walking out of, get this, CHRISTINA'S flat this morning! Mark: Shut up! Lauren: No kidding! Poor Princess is totally unaware of the whole thing. Mark: Poor girl. Then again she is a bit weird, doesn't she use Mark Owen's toenails as toothpicks? Lauren: Ew! They erupt with laughter, and Sia marches over and points to the door. They walk out, still laughing. Sia sighs, grabs her handbag and turns the sign over on the door to say "Closed". She walks out in a hurry. Scene Seven - Fom's lemon emporium. Fom is sat in an office, in a plush leather chair with his feet on the desk. He looks casually at a framed photograph of an unknown man, and a troubled look creeps across his face. He hears a knock on the door and jumps up to look suitable. Fom: Yes? MrLuvaluva: Sir, we've got another delivery...but it says on our books that there shouldn't be another one until Saturday. Fom: No no, this one's a personal delivery. Sign for it and bring it up here. Mrluvaluva exits and takes the package from the trucker. He looks at the box inquisitively and, taking a knife to the sellotape carefully, opens it. He looks inside and gasps. He grabs some gaffa tape nearby and reseals the box and hauls it up to his boss' office. Knocks once, and silently pushes the box inside, too heavy to lift. He exits again and gets out his phone to call someone. Scene Eight - outside the bakery, Nickyy answers her phone. She finishes off a belgian bun and talks with her mouth full. Nickyy: Yo-yo. MrLuvaluva: [on the other line, the scene flicks between the pair's private conversation] You won't believe what I've just found. Nickyy: What is it? MrLuvaluva: I can't say here, I'll tell you later. You free at, say...4? I'll meet you round yours? Nickyy: Yeah, sure! It better be juicy! Haha, I learned how to spell that today... MrLuvaluva hangs up. She looks down at the phone and pouts, before bumping into a woman with a pushchair. DIZZELJ: OI! Watch it will ya! Nickyy: Oh do us a favour love, go get your roots seen to. DIZZELJ spits on the floor and walks off. Scene Nine - Back at Princess/Annie's dormitory. Mark and Lauren walk in, and unpack some food supplies including crisps, yoghurt and dips. They share banter until Princess walks out of her room, half-dressed and looking confused. Lauren: Penny for your thoughts? Princess: Oh hey...did you get any shampoo? We've run out. Mark: Way ahead of you. [He picks up a bottle and looks at it] Ooh, 50% less tangles! Lauren: How was your hot date then? Princess: Don't pretend you don't know, I know Annie's got a big mouth as well. Mark: Oooh, saucer of milk to table five. Lauren: Mark, do you listen to yourself sometimes? Mark: Honey, it beats yo' sorry complaining any day. They laugh again. Princess: Yeah...anyway, have you seen Sam! at all? Lauren: Uhh...no. We've only been to the library, only to be thrown out a few minutes later by that bitch. Princess: Oh... Mark: Avoiding ya? Lauren: Mark! Princess: What? Lauren: Just...nothing. So, who's for some chips'n'dips? Scene Ten - MrLuvaluva clocks off work and goes home to shower. He changes clothes and heads off to Nickyy's house. He knocks and says hello to her daughter, Ninastar. Ninastar rushes off upstairs and Nickyy calls him into the kitchen. She's wearing an apron and has icing sugar in her hair. Nickyy: Excuse the mess, Ninastar's been making fairycakes. Mrluvaluva: So it would seem. Nickyy: Yeah...so? Spill! Mrluvaluva: Well...I was working this afternoon and a package was delivered by some unusual driver. Not the normal guy. Different van and all, usually it's a red one. Nickyy: Skip the boring details would you? Mrluvaluva: Sorry. So anyway, curiousity got the better of me and I opened it. And inside was... Nickyy: Don't do a dramatic pause. You aren't Davina. Mrluvaluva: Sorry! It was a load of limes! Nickyy gasps. Nickyy: But he only deals in lemons! Mrluvaluva: I know! Nickyy: Wait...this isn't very scandalous. Mrluvaluva: I know. You interrupted me before I could finish. Nickyy: Oops. Mrluvaluva: Yeah. Anyway, in amongst all the limes was a...was a gun! Nickyy drops the wooden spoon she is holding. Scene Eleven - Firewire's walking home. He says goodbye to Madonna with a hug, and continues on his walk home. Picto walks from behind a brick wall and stands in front of Firewire threateningly. Firewire: Look, I don't want any trouble, I just want to go home. Picto copies him in an exaggerated camp tone. Firewire attempts to push past him and Picto grabs his shoulder, before punching him in the face. Firewire cups his hands to his nose, which is bleeding. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" starts playing in the background. Cut to LIZZEDJ sat in her lounge, as LemonJam walks in and throws some leaflets onto the table. He walks out again and she looks dejected. Cut to Sia knocking on a familiar door. Fom opens and she wraps her arms around him in a passionate kiss. Cut to Princess looking at her mobile phone background (of her & Sam!) and chucking it on her desk. Finally, cut back to Firewire, walking into his bathroom and swallowing a handful of pills. The bath has run, and he climbs inside and lies down. End credits. |
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22-03-2009, 06:28 AM | #2 | |||
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Lool. Very Good!
Tibbenders is Back Tomorrow after a week off |
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22-03-2009, 10:47 AM | #3 | |||
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OMFG I fricking love it! It's amazinggggg.
Christina you bitch,stealing my man!!! :P Oh and I love how I love Take That in this too |
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22-03-2009, 10:49 AM | #4 | |||
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LMFAO I love it.
imma teacher? |
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22-03-2009, 10:55 AM | #5 | ||
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I love this!
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22-03-2009, 10:57 AM | #6 | |||
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LMFAO.
Omg I actually love it. haha. Damon and Mark |
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22-03-2009, 10:58 AM | #7 | |||
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I wanna be in it.
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22-03-2009, 10:58 AM | #8 | |||
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Why is my role so small lol?
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22-03-2009, 10:59 AM | #9 | |||
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22-03-2009, 11:00 AM | #10 | ||
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LOL!!! Both the Marks are such bitches!
It was very good well done. |
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22-03-2009, 11:05 AM | #11 | |||
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Teachers have no fun
Can I be a sexy teacher. Naughty teacher sleeping with students :O |
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22-03-2009, 11:11 AM | #12 | |||
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Bitch is BACK!
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Haha amazing! Whoo at living with Princess
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22-03-2009, 11:12 AM | #13 | ||
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I love it Shaun
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22-03-2009, 11:14 AM | #14 | |||
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LMAO @ the Primark shoes
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22-03-2009, 11:15 AM | #15 | |||
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I spent ages reading that and got cast as the MOODY LIBRARIAN!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha oh i do love this shauno |
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22-03-2009, 11:15 AM | #16 | |||
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It's not as good as tibbenders
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22-03-2009, 11:17 AM | #17 | |||
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"Cut to Sia knocking on a familiar door. Fom opens and she wraps her arms around him in a passionate kiss. "
hahaha i'm sorry, WHAT!? FOM?! just because i'm the mayor of tibbtown [yeyy!] doesn't mean i'm going to get with the evil lemon dictator! |
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22-03-2009, 11:17 AM | #18 | |||
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Bitch is BACK!
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Also LOL at firewire looking like hes going to commit suicide
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22-03-2009, 11:20 AM | #19 | |||
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22-03-2009, 11:21 AM | #20 | |||
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ZakJam <3~
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Epic.
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22-03-2009, 11:53 AM | #21 | |||
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Can I be a crack *****? Pretty please.
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22-03-2009, 11:58 AM | #22 | ||
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I always snog someone :P
I'm such a womanizer haha. Sia... you know you want too |
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22-03-2009, 11:59 AM | #23 | |||
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All because of a stupid sale at Primark. lol |
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22-03-2009, 12:08 PM | #25 | |||
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And you shagged him. BITCH! |
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