TiBB Eurovision 2009 - PJ Wins!

[Jayson]

Can't we just skip Belgium?

[Tom4784]

Woot Belgium!

[Locke.]

HERE WE GO:dance::dance::dance:

your winner right here

[Shaun]

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Belgium_flag.gif

My Name's Vincent Kompany by Vincent Kompany
He is wearing the Manchester City football strip.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
I used to play for Anderlect, but City offered a bigger paycheck.
A 6 million transfer, I'm as big as a ****ing bear.
6 foot 4, At the world cup I played alongside Bart Goor,
he's not as good as Emanuel Adebayor

[Adebayor runs across the stage]

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

[Dozens of Man City shirts fall from the roof and land on the stage and into the crowd]

Robinho to Adebayor, Toure and Tevez too, I play along stars and I live on Mars
I am a center back but but love to get forward, one goals not enough for someone so tough
I've won 5 different cups in my career, I'm a professional so I don't get to drink much beer
My best friend is called Gareth Barry, he left shitty Villa to play with me, together we will lead City to Glory.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

My song is coming to an end now and I don't think I'm gonna win, so if you don't vote for me I'll kill you with a Pin
I've talked more about City than Belgium, this is because nothing rhymes with Belgium and I know nothing of this country I'm from, but for one last time I'll sing

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.

[Damaris]

:sleep:

[Sam!]

Does the guy talk the words or sumin?

[Iceman]

Does the guy talk the words or sumin?

:laugh2:

[Damaris]

HERE WE GO:dance::dance::dance:

your winner right here

Uh no babe x

[Tom]

that was sh*t, I didn't even make it past the first line because City was mentioned :nono:

[Harry!]

Well I didnt really like it to be honest...

[Jayson]

That was possibly the worst song I've ever read.

Step up your game Adebay***** :bored:

[Twilight]

FAIL

[Locke.]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

*Loud cheers from the crowd*

[Iceman]

that was sh*t, I didn't even make it past the first line because City was mentioned :nono:

you too I saw Man City and skipped

[Damaris]

Does the guy talk the words or sumin?:hugesmile:

[Twilight]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

*Loud cheers from the crowd*Or not

[Iceman]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

*Loud cheers from the crowd*

because you left the stage

[Locke.]

Yeah he raps

[Locke.]

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff335/Popo_A/Voetbal%20Renders/vincentkompanydm3.png

[MissKittyFantastico]

Oh dear...... :hugesmile:

[Damaris]

*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*

[Braden]

.... (crowd notices man is deluded and crazy)

[Jayson]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

*Loud cheers from the crowd*

because you left the stage:laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/eurovision2009_nataliavodianova_ukrainecontestant. jpg

AUGUSTINE THAT WAS SO **** LET'S SHOW A WOMAN WITH A BLATANT VAG TO OUR LEFT.
Elle est beaucoup plus flexible que vous êtes, Rudolf.
YES ANYWAY MOVING ON TO SPAIN NOW!

[Locke.]

*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*

http://i32.tinypic.com/fko6z5.gif

[Twilight]

OFF WITH ADEYBAYOR OFF WITH ADEYBAYOR OFF WITH ADEYBAYOR

[Damaris]

*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*

http://i32.tinypic.com/fko6z5.gif

:bored:

[Damaris]

Jayson is next

[Tom]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/25/article-1187385-0516B4A8000005DC-994_468x286.jpg

[Iceman]

Good luck Jay:hello:

[MissKittyFantastico]

*Throws bottle at Adeybayor*

http://i32.tinypic.com/fko6z5.gif

****. :nono:

[Harry!]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/25/article-1187385-0516B4A8000005DC-994_468x286.jpg



I take it I am Amanda.

[MissKittyFantastico]

Wooooooooo! Go Sir Jay! :dance:

[Jayson]

YES ANYWAY MOVING ON TO SPAIN NOW!Ahh ****....

[Damaris]

:hello:

[Tom4784]

http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/eurovision2009_nataliavodianova_ukrainecontestant. jpg

AUGUSTINE THAT WAS SO s*** LET'S SHOW A WOMAN WITH A BLATANT VAG TO OUR LEFT.
Elle est beaucoup plus flexible que vous êtes, Rudolf.
YES ANYWAY MOVING ON TO SPAIN NOW!

ROFL, we need an Augustine and Rudolf Fan club.

Good luck Spain!

[Twilight]

:dance:

[Damaris]

:dance:

[Shaun]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/75/37/22183775.jpg
The Joses are all wearing this costume:
http://ironkyle.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/7104-hot-dog.jpg

Spain > You by The Josés

Will the girls from Spain please give us a twirl?
Can you say that Spain can takeover the world?
Do you love us more than the US of A?
Do you love us less than a rainy day?
Do you love us more than the girl next door?
Do you love us less than that band G4?

Because we are Spanish, we are great
The Germans we humiliate
1-0 to Spain, Euro 2008
We love to love, so don’t spread the hate.

Our soccer skillz are superior to theirs,
With David Villa and Fernando Torres,
Do you love us more than life itself?
Do you love us less than health and wealth?
Do you love us more than Chuck Norris?
Do you love us less than coke and spliff?


Booyaka booyaka mothafacka,
We have sexy PM’s, not like Margaret Thatcher,
Do you love our awesome sense of style?
Would you miss us if we went away for a while?
Do you love the way we look like diamonds?
Do you hate the way we own loads of islands?

Because we are Spanish, we are great
The Germans we humiliate
1-0 to Spain, Euro 2008
We love to love, so don’t spread the hate.

We are the kingdom of Spain, capital Madrid,
Oh no we didn’t? oh yes we did,
Do you love the red and yellow flag?
Do you hate our super sexy swag?
Do love the way we simply rule?
Do you hate the way we make you look small?

Because we are Spanish, we are great
The Germans we humiliate
1-0 to the Spanish, Euro 2008
We love to love, so don’t spread the hate.

[Jayson]

It's really, really, really ****...

*prepares for criticism*

[Braden]

good luck spain ! :hugesmile:

[Damaris]

LOVE IT

[Tom4784]

I liked it Jayson, well done! :thumbs:

[Damaris]

LOL

Do you love us more than Chuck Norris?
Do you love us less than coke and spliff?

[Sam!]

Four old blokes in hot-dog costumes rapping, alrighty then :tongue:

[King Gizzard]

LOL It had everything! I loved it!

[Locke.]

Awful, worst so far

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/otm2103/thumbs_down.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2zyymba.gif

[Harry!]

Good effot, I can see you really tried your best at doing the song. Good luck to you!

[Twilight]

lovee it

[Iceman]

Outstanding:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hel lo:

[MissKittyFantastico]

Great stuff Jay! :thumbs:

[Sam!]

Good effot, I can see you really tried your best at doing the song. Good luck to you!

It's 'effort' Harry btw

[MissKittyFantastico]

Awful, worst so far

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/otm2103/thumbs_down.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2zyymba.gif

You really are an arse aren't you?

[GhettoSuperstar]

Ewwww hotdogs!

[Locke.]

Awful, worst so far

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/otm2103/thumbs_down.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2zyymba.gif

You really are an arse aren't you?

yes.

[Harry!]

Good effot, I can see you really tried your best at doing the song. Good luck to you!

It's 'effort' Harry btw

Oops.

[Braden]

Awful, worst so far

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/otm2103/thumbs_down.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2zyymba.gif

urmm... we have actully moved on from belgium and were talking about spain now, keep up :thumbs:

[Tom4784]

Ewwww hotdogs!

You're not gonna like mine then! :joker:

[Damaris]

Good effot, I can see you really tried your best at doing the song. Good luck to you!

It's 'effort' Harry btw

Haha!

[Jayson]

Four old blokes in hot-dog costumes rapping, alrighty then :tongue::bigsmile:

[Damaris]

Ewwww hotdogs!

You're not gonna like mine then! :joker:

:joker:

[Jayson]

Awful, worst so far

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/otm2103/thumbs_down.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2zyymba.gif

urmm... we have actully moved on from belgium and were talking about spain now, keep up :thumbs::joker:

[Locke.]

im off anyway amigos, ill be back later to collect my award for winning

[Iceman]

im off anyway amigos, ill be back later to collect my award for winning

:laugh2:

[Jayson]

Ahh, thanks everyone (although I know your going easy on me) :joker:

[Shaun]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/15/1242382068976/Eurovision-the-Czech-Repu-001.jpg
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, WE ARE HERE BUT YOU CAN SEE A STRANGE MAN.
Je parie qu'il a un énorme pénis.
AUGUSTINE SHUT THE **** UP YOU *****

*a gunshot is heard, the man in the picture falls to the floor*

HERE IS A SONG FROM RUSSIA! WITH LOVE!

[Damaris]

im off anyway amigos, ill be back later to collect my award for winning

Lol

Wow he is actually being serious?

[Tom4784]

im off anyway amigos, ill be back later to collect my award for winning

*locks the door behind him*

[GhettoSuperstar]

Boobs

[GhettoSuperstar]

MINE MINE MINE MINE :hugesmile:

[Iceman]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/15/1242382068976/Eurovision-the-Czech-Repu-001.jpg
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, WE ARE HERE BUT YOU CAN SEE A STRANGE MAN.
Je parie qu'il a un énorme pénis.
AUGUSTINE SHUT THE **** UP YOU *****

*a gunshot is heard, the man in the picture falls to the floor*

HERE IS A SONG FROM RUSSIA! WITH LOVE!:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

Go Doug Go!!

[Jayson]

im off anyway amigos, ill be back later to collect my award for winningWow, that was a great impression of PJJ in about an hours time.

[Damaris]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/15/1242382068976/Eurovision-the-Czech-Repu-001.jpg
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, WE ARE HERE BUT YOU CAN SEE A STRANGE MAN.
Je parie qu'il a un énorme pénis.
AUGUSTINE SHUT THE **** UP YOU *****

*a gunshot is heard, the man in the picture falls to the floor*

HERE IS A SONG FROM RUSSIA! WITH LOVE!

:shocked::hugesmile::joker:

[Tom]

Spain- Good one, nice footie references :dance:

*chucks water at Harry for no particular reason*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/06/09/sharon460.jpg

[Iceman]

Good Luck do it for Theta pi

[Twilight]

Go GhettoSuperstar

[Jayson]

Good luck Ghetto :hello:

[Shaun]

http://i27.tinypic.com/aca72o.png
http://i29.tinypic.com/314wjmo.png
[their outfits]

http://i31.tinypic.com/13z021f.png

[Iceman]

Go ghetto go ghetto go

[GhettoSuperstar]

THANKS LUV YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harry!]

Spain- Good one, nice footie references :dance:

*chucks water at Harry for no particular reason*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/06/09/sharon460.jpg



:shocked:

[Twilight]

Lovee it

[MissKittyFantastico]

Very good! :thumbs:

[Jayson]

That was great :dance:

[Tom4784]

Spain- Good one, nice footie references :dance:

*chucks water at Harry for no particular reason*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/06/09/sharon460.jpg



You little Betch! :laugh:

LOVED it Doug!

*throws roses on stage*

[Harry!]

I love the theme around Next Top Model. And the logos and everything else. Good work!

[GhettoSuperstar]

FIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EERCEEEEEE!!!


tHANKS BABABEBABDKALDAL;SLUVYAAAAAAAAAAAAXXOXOXOXOXOXOX

[Shaun]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/3109394479_02e8fab9bb.jpg

WE ARE YOUR NEW PRESENTERS, RUDOLF IS DETAINED. OUR THOUGHTS ARE WITH AUGUSTINE'S FAMILY.
Elle était si petite salope pathétique
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT? LET'S HEAR SOMETHING FROM GERMANY.

[King Gizzard]

Jessica Walsh girl!

[Braden]

good luck germany:thumbs:

[Tom4784]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WE WANT RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE!

These new ones aren't presenters! THEY'RE LIES!!!!!!

Good luck Germany!

[Iceman]

"Das ist nicht eine boobie"

[Shaun]

http://69.36.11.139/pics/Germany-flag.gif

Germany Dance

Costume: black trousers with red tassels on the end, black shiny shoes, and a red jacket with the german flag on the back.

Everybody Sing
Everybody dance
Everybody scream now
this is your chance

Put your hands up
Stamp your feet
Lets get moving
to the beat

Everybody Sing
Everybody dance
Everybody scream now
this is your chance

Germany, Germany
We have a mission
Just to win
the eurovision

Everybody Sing
Everybody dance
Everybody scream now
this is your chance

Wear a smile
Make us proud
We have got to
Please the crowd

In the end its
just for fun
They'll mark us fairly
when we're done

Everybody Sing
Everybody dance
Everybody scream now
this is your chance

[Twilight]

Good luck Jessica

[Tom4784]

*drops it like it's hot*

:elephant:

[Iceman]

Very plain and to the point, I like it :hello:

[Harry!]

Simple let effective. Bravo!

[Braden]

woahh.. that was good.:hugesmile:

[Twilight]

Me likey

[Jayson]

That was good :elephant:

[Damaris]

:shocked:

i like it

[Jessica.]

Thanks everyone :thumbs:

[\PJ/]

Well done everyone so far thanks for my comments.:hello:

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovisionfamily.tv/save-files/img/upload/news/2008/1135224888915-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg

HI I'M NOT SURE WHO WE ARE BUT WE LOVE EUROVISON!
YEAH ME TOO
EN FRANCAIS?
shut it you jebend.
righteo. Next up, the Vatican City.

[Iceman]

Everyones was good so far excapt for that guy...whatshisface

[Tom]

I liked it :spin2:

[Tom4784]

Woot Mambo!

[Twilight]

Good luck Damaris

[Iceman]

Good Luck!

[Jayson]

Good luck Mambo!!!

[Braden]

good luck

[Shaun]

http://www.world-flags-symbols.com/_img_nations5/vatican_city_flag250w.png

A black haired transexual named Sascha with massive breasts appears on stage smiling with the light on her

Fireworks sound the lights turn on again to reveal an all transexual backing dancers with theyre nipples hanging out

Im not a prostitiute *Grabs crotch*
But i think your really cute *Bodypops*
so i wont take you back to mine *Points at a bin*
Because i really dont have the time *A massive watch appears on the stage*


*Sacha and all the backing dancers have nip slips*
Then my NIP SLIPPED
my NIP SLIPPED
Revealing my nipple
I have had enough tipple *Drinks alcohol*

I'm noy a slag so no point trying *Pretends a cucumber is a penis*
When i say that i ain't lying *Shakes finger backing dancers mouth NO-NO*
just cos' i shake my breasts seductively *Shakes her breats suductivly*
doesn't mean you can **** me behind a tree *Fat men appear on stage and fondle their moobs*


*Sacha and all the backing dancers have nip slips*
Then my NIP SLIPED
my NIP SLIPED
Revealing my nipple
I have had enough tipple

Im a big slut i admit it now *Licking her finger in slow mo*
i daydream over Simon Cowell *Humps a life sized cut out of simon cowell
I have the x factor *Saschas male genitalia reveals itself without her knowing*
i have sex on tractors *Rides a man pretending to be a tractor*

MASSIVE FIREWORKS CIRLCLE SASCHA

*Everyone has a nip slip sascha waves her hands to get the crowd to have a nip slip with her*
Then my NIP SLIPED
my NIP SLIPED
Revealing my nipple
I have had enough tipple

*Close up on Sascha's nipple she whispers the words seductively*

NIPLEEEEEEEE
NIPPLEEEEEEE
NIPPLEEEEEEE
NIPPLEEEEEEE
NIPPLEEEEEEE

NIP SLIP

[Jayson]

LOL, that was awesome :joker:

[\PJ/]

:shocked::joker:

[Locke.]

WTF is that **** :laugh3:

Mambo hang your head in shame you fool :joker:

[Harry!]

I like the use of stage annotations. Very creative!

[Tom4784]

:joker:

Sums up Vatican City amazingly well! I loved it Mambo.

[Jessica.]

sorry but it was kind of painful to read im really mortified about mine tho

[Twilight]

Damaris to win:hello:

[Jayson]

WTF is that s*** :laugh3:

Mambo hang your head in shame you fool :joker::bored:

[Twilight]

WTF is that s*** :laugh3:

Mambo hang your head in shame you fool :joker:No you go do that

[\PJ/]

Woah god that blokes a dick!

[Shaun]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/ESC_2008_-_Presenters_at_the_1st_semifinal.jpg/180px-ESC_2008_-_Presenters_at_the_1st_semifinal.jpg

WOW! My wife Augustine slipped her nipples all the time!
dans la bouche des hommes qui étaient beaucoup plus attrayants que vous.
ERM YES LET'S HEAR FROM SWEDEN![/align]

[Tom4784]

Yay Augustine and Rudolph!

Good luck Andy!

[Jayson]

Good luck Andy!

[\PJ/]

GL Andy.

[Iceman]

Andy good luck

[Shaun]

http://www.colchonero.com/media/galeria/4/1/8/2/3/o_atletico_de_madrid_varios-103281.jpg

and his costume:
http://kitkross.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/prd_maxzoom_kb-55817.jpg

The Svensson Song by Olof Mellberg.

There is one Team in my life that makes me Score again
as pretty as Raul ohhh so beautiful.
Every morning Svensson makes me a cup of coffee
with a smile on his face I´m a man in love
and He's glourious.

There is one Team in my life that makes me Score again
As pretty as Del piero could be ohhhhh so so beautiful.
Every morning I wake up and I think of Svensson
with a smile on my face I´m a man in love
and He's glourious.

Oh baby I want you to stay in my Team.
Never say goodbye even if your **** im still by your side.
Oh baby I want you to stay in my Team.
Never say goodbye even if your **** im still by your side.


There is one Swede in my life that makes me love again
As pretty as a swede could be so beautiful.
Every morning svensson makes me a cup of coffee
with a smile on his face I´m a man in love.
and he's glourious.

There is one swede in my life that makes me love again
As pretty as a swede could be so beautiful.
Every morning i wake up and a think of svensson
with a smile on my face I´m a man in love
and he's glourious.

[\PJ/]

:hugesmile:I liked it.

[Twilight]

Fail

[Jayson]

That was beautiful :bawling:

[Locke.]

:laugh3: second best so far

[Twilight]

Wait the song is cool actually but i don't like the guy that sings it

[Shaun]

http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/eurovision2009_nataliavodianova_ukrainecontestant. jpg

Rudolf: Wow, that is one amazing rack.
Augustine: Je vous hais, vous avez perverti petit homme.
Rudolf: Hush your noise, woman. Let's go to HOLLAND!

[Harry!]

Very original song idea. I like it alot

[Tom4784]

Woot Nathan!

[Jayson]

Yay!

Nathan :dance:

[\PJ/]

Good luck Nathan!

[Shaun]

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/fashionshows/F2007MEN/VRMEN/RUNWAY/00010f.jpg
Guus van der Bonk
Guus fashions a tidy suit and some sexy yellow clogs,
an item of footwear that is commonly associated with the Netherlands.
Slick black hair shows you he knows how to run this show.

Genre - Electro/Grime

Sounds like - Lethal Bizzle meets Hot Chip.

http://i28.tinypic.com/bgejaq.jpg
The stage is set.
The stage goes dark and quiet...the revving of an engine rips through the audience.

http://i26.tinypic.com/308l7b4.jpg
Guus drives in in his orange jeep.

http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00641993.detail.a.jpg
He exits the jeep, and worm dances to the centre stage,
accompanied by his sexy twin backing dancers wearing orange suits.

http://i30.tinypic.com/sbmoly.jpg
He whistles, his two orange goats appear and stand either side of him and the twins.

[Guus starts talking in a loud and mysterious voice..]

A man, in the hills of the netherlands, came across a goat,
not just any goat, the goat was wearing.....clogs.

[The electro tune starts, Guus begins to sing/rap.]

Kiss me, old goat in orange
For you are amazing
Take me for a meal, old goat in orange
Do you think i am buff ting?

[chorus]

Goats in clogs goats in clogs,
I may have seen some i may have not
But the question is this
Am i really telling the truth?
Or am i taking the....


Goats goats, here there, goats goats everywhere
we love the goats, we dont know why
time for me to make some traditional pie

[A chef enters the stage, gives guus a small pie, he eats it.
Barely finishing scoffing it down, he begins jumping up and down
to the sound of the trance instrumental]

[Trance instrumental kicks in]

Clogs clogs, you wear them on your feet
Clogs clogs, wicked on the street
Clogs clogs, made of wood
Clogs clogs they ll make you look good.

[By this stage, the mystical creatures that are the goats, start spinning on the spot.]

But on goats you say?
Goats in clogs, goats in clogs
Yes on goats, theres no other way

[Guus puts clogs on the goats (approved by the RSPCA)]

[chorus x3]

Goats in clogs goats in clogs,
I may have seen some i may have not
But the question is this
Am i telling the truth, am i telling the truth?
Or am i taking the....


[ALL OF A SUDDEN, the stage goes dark again, silence falls suddenly. about 5 seconds later, a spotlight is on one of the goats, he ''baa's'' and then everything goes silent. the audience erupt with clapping and laughter. Guus and co take a bow.]

[Sam!]

Goats in clogs.. WOW. Love it lol

[Harry!]

Amazing song. Very unique idea's made. Fab!

[Twilight]

IMAO

[Tom4784]

OH....MY.....BUDDHA.

That was amazing!!

[\PJ/]

LOL thats was so random i loved it Nathan well done.

[Jayson]

THAT WAS EPIC!

Nathan or PJ to win!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Fabbytastic!

[Damaris]

LOL

[Tom]

Sorry I fell asleep I have a crap attention span

[Shaun]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/BB/FomasKelchalavikaktizchskyloff.jpg
Fomas Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/BB/LaurenHerzelevaria-Tazanovialavichi.jpg
Lauren Herzelevaria - Tazanovialavichi

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/BB/PrincessLatishaHvregotibanik.jpg
Princess Latisha Hvregotibanik

Fomas is wearing this:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/BB/P11532572.jpg

and Lauren and Princess are wearing this:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/BB/chicken.jpg

A video of this performance is available here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgu90dWhOto

Fomas and some Kitchen Scenery are raised from beneath the floor to the stage, while this is happening his back up singers are being lowered from the ceiling while straddling giant inflatable hotdogs. During the song pyrotechnic fireworks regurlarly burst upwards from the cooking equipment in an over the top X Factor fashion. The back up singers spend most of the time dancing on the kitchen counters and straddling things.

Holler at me Bosnia!
Shake that ass Herzegovina!
Let's cook this ****!

Relish is a must
Ketchup is a plus
Mustard is a rush
Hotdogs I like them tough

I'm the man with a Ramsay touch
Order me, I'll make you blush
Stop, you're making me gush
People are looking at us

I don't think you know, know
I'm checking you so hot, so hot
Wonder if you know, you want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when I notice you, I know it's you
Choose, you don't wanna lose you
want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when you touch
(When you touch)
And when you lick
(When you lick)

I get the tingle
I want a pringle
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

And listen baby, turn up the Hob
Trying to make me understand
You want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, on my hotdog

That you want my Hotdog
That you want my Hotdog
That you want my Hotdog

Interesting Choice of dish
food that makes you wish
Think you can handle that
hotdog in the sack

my eyes see right to you soul
you saw and lost control
Catch me looking again
Falling right into my pan

I don't think you know, know
I'm checking you so hot, so hot
Wonder if you know, you want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when I notice you, I know it's you
Choose, you don't wanna lose you
want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when you touch
(When you touch)
And when you lick
(When you lick)

I get the tingle
I want a pringle
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

And listen baby, turn up the Hob
Trying to make me understand
You want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, on my hotdog

On my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog

On my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog

[pause)

I'm checking you so hot, so hot
Wonder if you know, you want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when I notice you, I know it's you
Choose, you don't wanna lose you
want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog

And when you touch
(When you touch)
And when you lick
(When you lick)

I get the tingle
I want a pringle
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

And listen baby, turn up the Hob
Trying to make me understand
You want my hotdog, want my hotdog
want my hotdog, want my hotdog, on my hotdog

On my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog

On my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog
you want my hotdog

[Tom4784]

Hey it's me WOOT!

[\PJ/]

LOL!!!

[Tom]

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello:

truly from the heart :bawling:

[Harry!]

This is so great! Very good work guys. Very neat.

[Twilight]

lmao

[Damaris]

ILY DEZZY

[GhettoSuperstar]

I heart Lauren as Beyonce!

[Jayson]

Who's was that?

Whoever it was, it's so ****ing awesome, especially the video :joker:

[Tom4784]

I hope I've done my fellow Bosnian and Herzegovinians proud! :bawling:

[Damaris]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m221/LaniDeves/Gossip%20Girl/pleased.gif

[Shaun]

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Ireland_flag.gif

Seán Leprechaunus

-Introduction of Seán Leprechaunus. Weraing a plain white suit-

-Stage goes black, smoke machine sets in.
Backing dancers appear wearing illuminous greean white and gold suits. An eery noise sets in as dancers chase Seán around the stage. The main Dancer chasing Seán is a very sexy brunette, who has that look that she could seduce a pineapple. A crash is heard and Seán is on the ground lying there not moving, camera zooms to his heart where blood is pouring prefusley from it. (this all happens during the song as Seán is singing)-

-Seán starts to take to the microphone-

-Song is sung with a band in the background playing the insruments aswell as Seán on guitar-

-Verse 1-

As I watched you from afar, I knew that it was hard, to be that way. You were never my first choice, you were always someone else's. I never thought it could be so damn easy.

-Chorus-

Your my revolver, no one else's. No one knows that your a drug. A revolver no one else's and you've taken me for a mug.

-Verse 2-

Last time that it happened, you said that was it.
Last time that i saw you, you gave me the eyes.
It's not just about you, I feel my heart break inside. And I know what your doing it's easy to see....

-Chorus-

Your my revolver, no one else's. No one knows that your a drug. A revolver no one else's and you've taken me for a mug.

-Verse 3-

I guess now, now it's time I leave you behind.
You say that im a fool, well let's just see who comes running back to who...

-Chorus-

Your my revolver, no one else's. No one knows that your a drug. A revolver no one else's and you've taken me for a mug.

-At the end of the song fireworks fall in the form of the Irish Trilcolour-

[\PJ/]

Great effort.

[Twilight]

LOVE IT

[Tom4784]

I really like it Iceman!

[Tom]

You could have at least got some real leprochauns

[Harry!]

Good try. Like the ideas behind it

[Captain.Remy]

Has France been done yet ? :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt116/samsmellsnice/gagaeuro-3.png

Want Some More by Lady Xtina

All around the stage on screens are pictures of Lady Xtina naked with her boobs and other bits covered by blurs. At the back of the stage is a glass cuboid placed upright, the stage is full of blue and white lights with a large spotlight infront of the cuboid.

Yo, boy. You think I’m hot right, I know you want me. [spoken, voice comes off stage]

I walked up to you that Saturday night [walks onto stage]
My titties shaking, my top so tight
I know you wanted some more of me
You come on baby lets go see.

I’m not a h-h-hoe, I’m not a *****. [dances with three male dancers]
But I know it, you really want some more.
So g-g-get it, right on the floor. [grinds and generally dances filthily]
You see me shaking, you really want some more.

We went into that private loo.
You needed a p**s and I needed a poo-ooo [does ‘I need to go to the toilet’ gesture]
You wanted it quickly, you wanted it now.
It was fast and easy and I showed you how. [humps a male dancer]

I’m not a h-h-hoe, I’m not a *****.
But I know it, you really want some more. [gives the dancers lap dances]
So g-g-get it, right on the floor. [falls onto the floor sexily]
You see me shaking, you really want some more. [drags herself along the floor looking into the camera]

I wasn’t wearin a condom you see. [does shocked face with “USE A CONDOM” on a screen in the background]
Use a crisp packet instead? It’s ea-ea-sy
Perhaps I gave you an s-t-i? [feels herself]
Gonorrhoea maybe, I aint so shy. [feels herself more]

I’m not a h-h-hoe, I’m not a *****. [gets up onto a high stage]
But I know it, you really want some more.
So g-g-get it, right on the floor.
You see me shaking, you really want some more. [disappears into a cloud of smoke]

You wanted me, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wannn-ted me. More... you want more, on the floor by the door you were sure. [appears in a see-through box wearing practically nothing] Helll yeahh bitch I’m hot. [spoken]

I’m not a h-h-hoe, I’m not a *****. [comes out and dances again like in the other chorus’]
But I know it, you really want some more.
So g-g-get it, right on the floor.
You see me shaking, you really want some more. [walks off stage]

Let’s make babies quick and easy like last night. You know you want some more. [spoken, voice comes off stage.]

[Harry!]

Has France been done yet ? :hugesmile:

The enterant for France didnt give there song in...

[Jayson]

I love it :dance:

[Tom]

CLASSY WOOOOOO

[Harry!]

Very good song. I liked the annotations used in the song. Fantatsic!

[Tom4784]

Lady Xtina's mah Idol! Fomas woul be nothing without her. I love it Sam, very entertaining.

[\PJ/]

:elephant: welld one!

[Sam!]

Thanks guys :thumbs:

[Jayson]

:wavey:

[Iceman]

Thanks for the few little comments on mine, as you can see it was rushed and i looked around my room for inspiration and saw my gun on my bed so....

[Iceman]

As you can see..I dont know where the **** I got inspiration for mine

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

http://www.novinite.com/media/photo_story/200905/photo_big_886.jpg

Okay all songs and performances have been made! WHAT AN AMAZING SHOW!
Oui!
But now you the users of TiBB must decide who will win the Eurovision Song Contest!
Oui!
HERE IS HOW TO VOTE!

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Forum users:
- Simply u2u me the ranked order of all performances, 1st being your favourite, 14th being least favourite.

Contestants:
- You may vote too, and can even put yourselves first.

Judges:
- Tom, Harry. and Darenn - can you all u2u THREE scores per performance. You must rate "creativity", "effort" and "originality" out of 10. You can then rank the performances as per normal vote.
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A brief re-cap!

Bosnia and Herzegovina - "Lick My Hotdog" by Fomas dkwdsnfjdnjnfsjenejefbifoebaoei.
Macedonia - "Macedonia, Here We Come!" by Jugi Karov
Russia - "Easy Breezy Beautiful" by the Covergirls
Belgium - "My Name'sVincent Kompany" by Vincent Kompany
Sweden - "The Svensson Song" by Olof Mellberg
Netherlands - "Goats in Clogs" by Guus van der Bonk
Finland - "My Great Love" by Ravenheart
Ireland - Sean Leprechaun
Latvia - "Want Some More" by Lady Xtina
Germany - "Germany Dance"
Vatican City - "Nip Slip" by Sascha
Spain - "Spain > You" by the Josés
Azerbaijan - "Take Me On The Floor"
The United Kingdom - "Trashed Up (Pussy On Show)" by Lil Mizz Dilemma

[GypsyGoth]

:hello: Thank you guys for the well wishes. The hosting and presentation has been great.

Skimmed through the last ten or so pages, going back now to read them thoroughly now.

[\PJ/]

A gun well it's better than i tied up women
*whistles inocentley*

[Jayson]

I got inspiration for mine from random objects too Iceman.

Room-mates G4 album, Girl Next-Door DVD, it was raining, spliff etc.

[King Gizzard]

Aint there 14 countries?

[Jayson]

When are the results? :dance:

[GypsyGoth]

I loved a lot of the entries, some of them cracked me up.

Good luck guys :cheer:

[Locke.]

voted:dance:

[Iceman]

When are the results? :dance:

[Shaun]

Once I get all the judges votes and a few more from the 'public'. :) Had Harry's judgment [but not rankings] and Tom's done everything. Waiting on Darenn.

[Iceman]

Once I get all the judges votes and a few more from the 'public'. :) Had Harry's judgment [but not rankings] and Tom's done everything. Waiting on Darenn.

Go Raibh Maith Agat!

[Jessica.]

vote germany wahhey

[Iceman]

vote germany wahhey


Nein

[Jayson]

Once I get all the judges votes and a few more from the 'public'. :) Had Harry's judgment [but not rankings] and Tom's done everything. Waiting on Darenn.He wont be online until tomorrow though probably :sad:

[Harry!]

Sent all my results in now!

[Jessica.]

why is it taking so long

[Jayson]

I'm guessing the results will be tomorrow seeing as Darenn wont be online tonight.....

[Jessica.]

Aww man

[Iceman]

I'm guessing the results will be tomorrow seeing as Darenn wont be online tonight.....

I wanted them tonight :( I'm going to a 21st tomorrow.......:mad:

[GhettoSuperstar]

VOTEDED.

Good luck everyone, love the Covergirls (of Russia) xoxo

[Damaris]

Dezzy to win

[Iceman]

:(

I feel your pain

[GhettoSuperstar]

I love my little girlband :hugesmile:

I'm proud of my entry

I wish they were a real girlband :bawling: :bawling:

[GhettoSuperstar]

I understand Guus is going to release an album

produced by Lethal B himself

PRE-ORDERED ALREADY :blush2:

[Jayson]

Adebayor is banned, was a multiple account.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Can you vote for more?

I want to vote for Nathan and Jessicathingy?

[Sam!]

Can you vote for more?

I want to vote for Nathan and Jessicathingy?

You do vote for them all.

[Iceman]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

[Sam!]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

Nope 14. :thumbs:

[Iceman]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

Nope 14. :thumbs:

Oh I think I only voted 13, I was sure, he said 13???

[Sam!]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

Nope 14. :thumbs:

Oh I think I only voted 13, I was sure, he said 13???

Forum users:
- Simply u2u me the ranked order of all performances, 1st being your favourite, 14th being least favourite.

[Iceman]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

Nope 14. :thumbs:

Oh I think I only voted 13, I was sure, he said 13???

Forum users:
- Simply u2u me the ranked order of all performances, 1st being your favourite, 14th being least favourite.

Maybe i did then, don't mind me im probably just losing my mrables....:joker:

[Sam!]

You rank all of them 1 - 13 (I think it was 13...)

Nope 14. :thumbs:

Oh I think I only voted 13, I was sure, he said 13???

Forum users:
- Simply u2u me the ranked order of all performances, 1st being your favourite, 14th being least favourite.

Maybe i did then, don't mind me im probably just losing my mrables....:joker:

Don't worry about it :thumbs:

[Jayson]

Actually, it is 13 now...

Adebayor is gone.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

oh oaky... ill do it later, need food!

[Shaun]

Results are in. Votes are closed. I'll reveal the results at 6pm ;)

[Twilight]

Can't wait

[Jayson]

Good good.

[\PJ/]

Good luck to all contestants who took part.:thumbs:

[Tom4784]

Good luck everybody!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

:sad: i didnt know their time limit!

[Shaun]

I'll let you vote ImDrunkerThanMoses, because I'm nice like that :)

[DrunkerThanMoses]

:hello: :thumbs: Okay sorry i need to look quickly at the last coupel of songs...... sorry ill be 5 mins!

[Harry!]

10 mins!

[GypsyGoth]

Good luck everyone :hello:

[Iceman]

Yeah good luck all!!!!!

I've a fair idea who's won though!

[Shaun]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38018000/jpg/_38018908_presenters300.jpg

IYAAAAAAA!
MY NAME IS MARKO AND THIS IS ANNELY, TONIGHT WE WILL BE REVEALING WHO HAS WON THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2009 PART TWO!
****INNNN GET IN MAYTE
thank you Annely. Now you know why I can't take you home to my mother.
IT'S COS I SHAGGED HER ACTUALLY INIT.
*Marko facepalms*
LET'S FIRST GO AND SEE WHAT THE JUDGES SCORES LOOK LIKE!

[Sam!]

wooooop

[Jayson]

Thank god that bitch Augustine is gone! :hello:

[\PJ/]

This is it kids.:elephant:

[Iceman]

*Marko facepalms*

:joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

*bites nails*

[Damaris]

:hugesmile:

[Iceman]

*bites nails*

*bites your nails, cause mine are gone*

[Shaun]

After the Judges' scores, the score table looks like this...

United Kingdom - 78pts.
Bosnia & Herzegovina - 75pts.
Latvia - 73pts.
The Netherlands - 73pts.
Russia - 71pts.
The Vatican City - 71pts.
Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia - 70pts.
Finland - 64pts.
Spain - 64pts.
Ireland - 57pts.
Sweden - 51pts.
Germany - 45pts.
Azerbaijan - 44pts.
Belgium - 23pts.

[Iceman]

Wahey didn't come bottom!!!!:dance:

[Sam!]

Third!! Wow, cheers judges! :thumbs:

edit: Nathan you're joint third with me! I loved the clog song.

[Damaris]

Thanks bitches

[Harry!]

I judged well I would like to add.

[\PJ/]

Woah thanks judges.

[Jayson]

Not too shabby :dance:

[Shaun]

http://www.operklosterneuburg.at/2008/presse/operklosterneuburg_2008+DON_GIOVANNI+Annely_Peebo-Donna_Elvira+Klemens_Sander-Don_Giovanni+Foto_Helmut_Lackinger.web.jpg

OH MY GOD I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
While you're down there love...
PUT IT AWAY GOBSHITE.
Oh we're on air! Yes so those are the judges' scores!

I shall now 'go to different countries' and get their scores ;)

[Damaris]

:hello:

[Jayson]

Sexy stuff.

[Sam!]

:xyxwave:

[Jayson]

:wavey:

[GypsyGoth]

:cat:

[Shaun]

http://live2travel.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/man_boobs.jpg

HAI. THIS IS MARCEL CALLING FROM MALTA. I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE COUNTRY FINISHING IN 14TH PLACE WITH 102PTS IS...

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Belgium_flag.gif
Belgium!

[Jayson]

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sam!]

lmao!

[Iceman]

Ace im not last!

Im second last! :dance:

[GypsyGoth]

Well done Belgium... not.