TiBB Eurovision 2009 - PJ Wins!

[Shaun]

I was in a conversation with Dezzy a while ago, remembering the Elimination task where I set contestants to design their own entries for Eurovision, and it was mostly just for fun.

But it got me thinking; there hasn't been a competitive version of the same idea. Until now.

-random O Fortuna music plays-

THE NAME OF THE GAME
< You pick a country from Europe. First come, first served.
< You design and write your very own song. No actual music [sound] is necessary, just the lyrics, song title and stage directions.
< You must also design a costume and your performers.
< These must be done in u2u, and will then be revealed in a Eurovision show.
< Once the show's over, forum users will be invited to cast votes. Political bloc voting is not encouraged :bored:

I NEED
> 20 performances.

JUDGES
> 3 Professional judges - their points will account for half of the overall points, and must be given out fairly based on effort, creativity and ferocity.
They are:
- Tom
- Darenn
- Harry.

DEADLINES GURLS DEADLINES
<All entrances must be sent, in u2u, to me, by September 11th 2009 at 9pm.>

[SiaSiaSia]

oh


my


god




BUT WHY NO SINGING

[MrGaryy]

OH MY ****ING GAWD.

BETYY GURL WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME!!!!

[Shaun]

If you want to submit a singing entry then feel free :tongue:

[Iceman]

edit, oh by U2U...:blush2:

[Billy]

I WANT IRAN!!!!!!

[Novo]

Sweden

[Harry!]

Where do you apply to be a judge?

[Marc]

Originally posted by Billy
I WANT IRAN!!!!!!

Erm... sorry sweet cheeks.. they aren't part of Europe..

[Tom4784]

I've applied, I'm gonna do my fellow Bosnian & Herzegovinian Brethren PROUD!

[CaraRawr]

gurl

i want to be italy. <3

[Tom4784]

I've finished my song, it's hot.

:laugh:

Apply people!

[Tom]

I never knew Vatican City was a country

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Tom
I never knew Vatican City was a country

Smallest country in the world, Population around 1000.

[Sam!]

I'm applying with Latvia. Lady Xtina may be making an appearance.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Sam!
I'm applying with Latvia. Lady Xtina may be making an appearance.

:cheer2:

Lady Xtina is my third love, after Twilight Twitty and Betty Taylor Swift.

[Shaun]

I've got the judges places sorted - they are *drum roll*

Tom
Darenn
and Harry.!

Will update the OP with this and the claimed countries thus far :)

[\PJ/]

Well done.
Tom
Darren
Harry.!
:colour:

[Z]

Aw man, this is the kind of thing I would do if I had the time or energy for it haha. Ace idea!!

[Harry!]

Thanks Shaun, Never been a judge before!

[Braden]

Originally posted by Shaun
I was in a conversation with Dezzy a while ago, remembering the Elimination task where I set contestants to design their own entries for Eurovision, and it was mostly just for fun.

But it got me thinking; there hasn't been a competitive version of the same idea. Until now.

-random O Fortuna music plays-

THE NAME OF THE GAME
< You pick a country from Europe. First come, first served.
< You design and write your very own song. No actual music [sound] is necessary, just the lyrics, song title and stage directions.
< You must also design a costume and your performers.
< These must be done in u2u, and will then be revealed in a Eurovision show.
< Once the show's over, forum users will be invited to cast votes. Political bloc voting is not encouraged :bored:

I NEED
> 20 performances.

JUDGES
> 3 Professional judges - their points will account for half of the overall points, and must be given out fairly based on effort, creativity and ferocity.
They are:
- Tom
- Darenn
- Harry.

DEADLINES GURLS DEADLINES
<All entrances must be sent, in u2u, to me, by September 5th 2009 at 9pm.>

EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina - CLAIMED BY DEZZY
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France - CLAIMED BY BILLY
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland - CLAIMED BY ICEMAN
Italy - CLAIMED BY CARARAWR
Kazakhstan
Latvia - CLAIMED BY SAM!
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden - CLAIMED BY .ANDY.
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom - CLAIMED BY PJ
Vatican City

could i have Azerbaijan please
and i wil send you everything later
:bigsmile:

[GhettoSuperstar]

I want Russia!

I LOVE this idea. Well done guys!

[Shaun]

11 places remain :)

[GypsyGoth]

Can I have Finland please?

[Tom4784]

I'm giving this a bump as I want it to succeed. APPLY PEOPLE!

[Shaun]

9 places left :)

[King Gizzard]

by stage directions what do you mean?

And i thought monaco was in france? unless theres a country as well

[King Gizzard]

ah don't worry just wikipedia'd it. you learn something new everyday lol!

[GypsyGoth]

Originally posted by Nathan
ah don't worry just wikipedia'd it. you learn something new everyday lol!

I was going to ask too, but I googled it.

[Tom4784]

Just giving this a bump.

[Shaun]

by stage directions what do you mean?


Like erm... "flames burst from the floor" or "Yasmina rips off her dress, revealing a strategically-placed kumquat."

[Tom4784]

by stage directions what do you mean?

"Yasmina rips off her dress, revealing a strategically-placed kumquat."

:laugh3:

[Shaun]

I've only had one entry. Wtf is this. ****ing messes.

[Damaris]

vATICAN CITY PLZ :thumbs:

[Harry!]

I've only had one entry. Wtf is this. ****ing messes.

The last post on this thread was 5 days ago. It probobly needed a reminder like now xxxx

[Jayson]

Shaun could I please be Spain?

And, it says entries by 9, seeing as you've only had one entry, are you going to extend the limit?

[Locke.]

Ill do Belgium

[Shaun]

Indeed, you 3 are in :) and yeah I'll extend the deadline.

[\PJ/]

Mr.Shaun is your apple for today.

[Tom4784]

Ah I'm looking foward to this.

[Damaris]

I already have a name for my song.


Nip slip :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:thumbs: Thanks for the extension Shaun, to get the song in by midnight would have been a rush.

[Jayson]

I kinda have a name for my song....

It's currently just "Spain > You"

[Tom4784]

Mine's a sexy culinary based club smash called 'Lick my hotdog'.

[Lewis.]

Can't wait to hear what people hae come up with. Lmfao

[Harry!]

Just bumping this for Shaun. It needs bumping more oftern.

[Jayson]

I'm guessing that this wont happen due to Shaun leaving?

[\PJ/]

:bawling: I wanted this to work aswell.

[Jessica.]

I want Germany.

[\PJ/]

I want Germany.
It's not happening the member who created this has left the place he had enough,he might give the job to someone else though.

[Harry!]

Why did Shaun leave?

[LemonJam]

I think that he doesn't really like BB anyway and he has all the people he wants to talk to from here on msn.

[GypsyGoth]

Maybe Harry could do it, he is good at organising things. And perhaps mention it in the BB10 forum to get others to join.

[Sam!]

Shaun hasn't left :| And since when was Harry good at organisation? lolll. I'd only keep it to "usual" members simply cause then entries are more likely to be sent in.

[GypsyGoth]

Shaun hasn't left :| And since when was Harry good at organisation?

Well he manages those HL and BBLB threads pretty good, I think so anyway.

[LemonJam]

Shaun hasn't left :| And since when was Harry good at organisation? lolll. I'd only keep it to "usual" members simply cause then entries are more likely to be sent in.

He has left

And why should it just be 'usual' members? I don't think I would've stayed if I was excluded from games for not being around for longer.

[Shaun]

just testing if i can actually post... :\

[Sam!]

Shaun hasn't left :| And since when was Harry good at organisation? lolll. I'd only keep it to "usual" members simply cause then entries are more likely to be sent in.

He has left

And why should it just be 'usual' members? I don't think I would've stayed if I was excluded from games for not being around for longer.

He really hasn't lol, he was banned.

[Harry!]

just testing if i can actually post... :\

You can post Shuan xxx

[Shaun]

Sorry, I was banned. For something pretty lame but I should probably quit whilst I'm ahead. This'll still carry on.

[Shaun]

jessicawalsh and PJJ are the only entries so far :)

[King Gizzard]

funny/cute chinese girl is back :shocked::hugesmile:

[\PJ/]

YAY im soo pleased:hello:.

[Tom4784]

Woot for the return of Ming Li! I love that avatar.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Is there a new deadline then? :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

it's in the first post...

[GhettoSuperstar]

oh no! :bawling:
i will do my best to complete it tommorow coz its my birthday on Friday so I won't be online!!

[Tom4784]

I've got everything but the stage directions done. I'll get that done later though.

[Tom4784]

just gonna give this a firendly bump.

[Damaris]

I need to finish mine

[Jessica.]

Bumpety-Bump

[Shaun]

I've received 3 entries so far :) I need everyone who said they'd participate [in the first post] to send me their entries, however **** or lacklustre, ASAP!

[Jayson]

I've sent mine.

It's s*** because I only spent a few mins on it, lol.

[\PJ/]

Why do people enter something then not send in there entries.:joker:

[Tom4784]

I've sent mine in, my song's so lazy :laugh:

[Shaun]

DEAN I ****ING LOVE YOU.

I'm in tears of laughter here.

[GypsyGoth]

Just about to send mine in.

Edit: Sent the U2U.

[Shaun]

Final extension; 16th September. If I don't have more than 10 'performances' by then, it's cancelled. And as for those of you who've signed up and done ****-all - you suck.

[Tom4784]

Bump! Come on people get those entries in! If you're struggling with lyrics why not take a song and just change the lyrics around into something different?

[Shaun]

It's amazing that in the same amount of time they've had, you've actually made a song. I won't spoil any more though :tongue:

[Tom4784]

It's amazing that in the same amount of time they've had, you've actually made a song. I won't spoil any more though :tongue:

Anymore of this and my head won't be able to fit through the door! :laugh:

Another tip guys, the songs don't have to reference the country all the time, my song mentions my country at the beginning but that's it.

Look at this year's Eurovision, how many songs were about the countries?

[Sam!]

People better get entering lol. I worked 'hard' on mine :tongue:

edit: Shaun why don't you u2u people telling them? People who entered that is and hasn't sent an entry.

[Tom4784]

Just another bump, get 'em in folks!

[Shaun]

I've decided I'll be Macedonia :]

[King Gizzard]

I ll be the netherlands and i ll work on my song in the early hours of tonight :)

[Shaun]

11 performances received so far :) Still places for people to apply.

[Tom]

This better be worth judging, I'm not into time wasters :nono:

Contestants better be prepared for insults btw

[\PJ/]

I can't wait for this.:elephant:

[Harry!]

I will be firm, But I will be fair and nice.

[King Gizzard]

Submitted

[King Gizzard]

Everyone should put there countries flags in their sig like when elimination was on haha

[Iceman]

Can I send mine tomorrow??

if so can someone remind me to send it so i dont forget??????

[Shaun]

Sure, Iceman.

[Iceman]

Sure, Iceman.

I will definately have it by say 2- 3 tomorrow.....just im busy now on pc....

[Harry!]

Love the flags idea. When will the actual showing of the acts be?

[Locke.]

my song is seriously amazing

[GypsyGoth]

I put a tiny finland flag in the bottom right of my sig. Go me!

[King Gizzard]

that is measly! :shocked:

[Braden]

this is going to be cool
when is it premiering ?

[GypsyGoth]

that is measly! :shocked::laugh2: It is subtle, your one is gaudy.

[King Gizzard]

How dare you!

[GypsyGoth]

:joker:

[Jessica.]

Look at my banner. Stimme Für Deutschland!:dance:

[GypsyGoth]

:bigsmile: That one puts Nate's flag to shame.

[Tom4784]

My flag image is the best, second only to Andy's.

[GhettoSuperstar]

My birthday weekend is over :bawling:

But now I can therefore do this

[Tom4784]

Without spoiling anything.....Shaun's is *****ing amazing.

[Sam!]

I bet people will find mine crappy loll

[Jessica.]

tomorrow is the last day. Deutschland ist die Bomb. eins zwei drei vier.........Yayyy Deutschland.

[Jayson]

I've put my flag in my signature :wavey:

[Shaun]

COME ON PEOPLE.

GARY, DOUG, BILLY, ICEMAN. OTHERS.

[Harry!]

Shaun when is the actual show?

[King Gizzard]

itll probably be on sat...when im not here lol

[GhettoSuperstar]

I'm gonna finish my entry right now!

I promise my busy schedule is not a bunch of excuses! :blush:

[Braden]

can't wait for this

[GhettoSuperstar]

My entry is 'fierce' :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

thank you doug :)

BILLY ICEMAN CARARAWR AND GARY. >:(

[Shaun]

Shaun when is the actual show?

Tomorrow evening :)

[Sam!]

I won't be here to watch the show as i'm at a sixthform party but I shall read up on Friday :) :thumbs:

[\PJ/]

Oh Shaun please after 7:30 im a my sisters HSM 2 show an hope y'all feel sorry for me.

[King Gizzard]

yesss tommorow night! im here :dance:

[Iceman]

thank you doug :)

BILLY ICEMAN CARARAWR AND GARY. >:(

when im back from cinema ill send it, to you i send it to is it?

[GhettoSuperstar]

THE COVERG!RLS FTW!

[\PJ/]

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA will eat the coversluts for brunch.

[Shaun]

Yeah iceicebaby :]

[Harry!]

Shaun will you give a rundown on how the judges will judge (ie comment on each song as it is posted)

[Sam!]

Latvia's hot, hot as me, hot as me, hot as me, it's a fuucking hot country, hot hot as me. :thumbs:

[Shaun]

I'll post each performance and then ask the judges to u2u their thoughts (and ratings of three categories per performance: effort, creativity and originality).

[Jayson]

The Jose's are going to sing gracefully and take the gold :wavey:

[Sam!]

fucck me Jayson, you're signature is so long and annoying!

[Harry!]

I'll post each performance and then ask the judges to u2u their thoughts (and ratings of three categories per performance: effort, creativity and originality).

Thanks.

[Shaun]

I know, as if not having the 'ignore' function wasn't bad enough :(

[Jayson]

fucck me Jayson, you're signature is so long and annoying!There's a reason :dance:

I'm changing it now anyways, lol.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Harry, i thought your avatar had a boob flash in it, rofl

[Harry!]

Harry, i thought your avatar had a boob flash in it, rofl

The moob of Jesus whilst being stripped by Madonna.

[Tom4784]

Ah I can't wait, Fomas Kelchalavikaktizchskyloff is gonna do his country PROUD!

[Damaris]

Sascha the transexual will do it for Vatican City!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Mines is fairly sane :|

[Jessica.]

who won

[\PJ/]

who won
It's happening tonight.:thumbs:

[Jayson]

Just a quick warning.

Mine is utterly **** :thumbs:

[\PJ/]

I bet it's not.

[Jayson]

I bet it's not.Trust me, it is.

It sounded better in my head than it looks on paper, lol.

[\PJ/]

I bet it's not.Trust me, it is.

It sounded better in my head than it looks on paper, lol.
:joker:Good luck anyway.:thumbs:

[Iceman]

Sent my horrific masterpiece

[Braden]

bring it on

[Jayson]

Voy a perder (I'm going to lose said in Spanish)

[Iceman]

Oh my performer's name is Seán Leprachaunus

[Shaun]

Right I've been patient enough - Cara, Billy and Gary; get the **** out.

I'll begin posting the other performances at 6. ;)

[Iceman]

Right I've been patient enough - Cara, Billy and Gary; get the **** out.

I'll begin posting the other performances at 6. ;)

Oh good god the shame, I think i'll climb under a rock......

[Locke.]

thanks in advance for voting me your winner :dance:

[Jayson]

thanks in advance for voting me your winner :dance::yuk:

[Iceman]

thanks in advance for voting me your winner :dance:

cocky much?

[Iceman]

well that just guarenteed him last place

:joker::joker::joker:

You never know, this forum likes cocky people...

[Jayson]

well that just guarenteed him last placeTBH, I think just being there guaranteed him last place.

[Iceman]

well that just guarenteed him last placeTBH, I think just being there guaranteed him last place.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://www.novinite.com/media/photo_story/200905/photo_big_886.jpg

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2009 PART TWO, TIBB STYLE!
BONJOUR ET BIENVENUE À l'Eurovision 2009 PARTIE DEUX.

*a terrorist kills the french woman*

OH NO! WELL OH MY! LET'S GET THIS UNDERWAY WHILST THE AMBULANCE SCOOPS THE BLOOD OFF THE FLOOR. OUR FIRST PERFORMANCE IS FROM THE MIGHTY FINLAND!

[GhettoSuperstar]

ROFL LUFF

[Jayson]

Wooo!

GypsyGoth :wavey:

[Iceman]

Sorority Row is hilarious! Nice sig.

[Harry!]

Good luck guys. I will judge well.

[Tom4784]

Haha! I can't wait GO GYPPSYGOTH!

[Twilight]

Cool

[Shaun]

http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/finland-flag.gif

My Great Love. Performed by Ravenheart.

*Ravenheart is Finland's entry in the Eurovison. She is dressed in a white lace dress, with long black gloves, her hair is long straight and blond, skin pale.

A blackness shrouds the stage. As the music starts a spotlight illuminates the elfin figure of Ravenheart. She looks no more that eighteen.

Her voice is deceptively strong for her size, yet sweet, her range brings the lyrics to life*

With your head in the clouds you crossed the road
I held you back, with the car zooming passed
And you noticed me. Oh you saved my life
You said holding my hand. It was the last
Thing I expected to be hit by love,
Sudden softly kissed and my soul you rocked
Later that day you came to my window
Your silhouette shone from outside, you knocked


Alone before I met you,
Irrevocably I love you
We fit like hand and glove
My first and only great love

*As the course ends the audience hold up glow sticks, creating a luminous field before her in the darkness*

School was a blur without you there. We met,
Handed me an earphone from your ipod
Held me close and coolly asked me to dance
Intoxicated I could only nod.
We shared ourselves till past my curfew
We twirled and laughed till the autumn rain fell.
Your hair as long as mine, dampened and dark
We were love, even the angels could tell.

Alone before I met you,
Irrevocably I love you
We fit like hand and glove
My first and only great love

You showed me off to your friends around town
Your arm around me I never felt so proud
That full moon night beneath your hungry gaze
Embraced, I kissed your chest you were wowed.
My skin thrilled and breath quickened, at your touch
Yearning and burning our hearts were ablaze
My nails broke your skin, I wanted you soo much
That moment was bliss an ecstatic haze.

*Lights food behind her revealing a choir of boys, dressed in black leather trousers with white shirts, all have red ties, their voices in unison erupt*

Alone before I met you,
Irrevocably I love you
We fit like hand and glove
My first and only great love

Alone before I met you,
Irrevocably I love you
We fit like hand and glove
My last and always great love


*The audience ovation is deafening, commentators' speechless, camera closes in on Ravenheart as she leaves the stage, lights dim to black*

[Sam!]

woooop.

[Iceman]

GG Good luck!

[Twilight]

This is gonna be so cool:D

[MissKittyFantastico]

Good luck GG! :hello:

[Damaris]

that was good!

Mines about nipples :shocked:

[Iceman]

That's really really good! well done GG!!!!!!

[Iceman]

that was good!

Mines about nipples :shocked:

Haha sounds interesting

[Tom4784]

Ah I liked that, it was a very nice song, well done GG! :thumbs:

[Twilight]

That was really good:hello:

[Jayson]

That's deep.

Great song, although it kind of makes me nervous about how **** mine is...

[Iceman]

That's deep.

Great song, although it kind of makes me nervous about how s*** mine is...

snap

[Locke.]

Meh, mines much better :dance:

[Harry!]

I like this song GG, Looks like you have put real effot into your song. Well done!

[Iceman]

Meh, mines much better :dance:

arrogant much?

[Twilight]

Yours will suck Adebayor

[Jayson]

Meh, mines much better :dance:

arrogant much?A bit of a cúnt much?

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/img/upload/selections/2009/norway/MariaPer-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg

OH MY DAYS THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL, AS YOU CAN SEE AUGUSTINE IS NOW WELL, IT WAS JUST A GUNSHOT.
OUI! JE SUIS DESOLEE!
NOW WE HAVE A SONG FROM...THE FORMER YUGOSLAVIC REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA!

[Tom4784]

MACEDONIA!!!!!!!

I love this one!:dance:

[Damaris]

:hello:

[Jayson]

:elephant:

[Tom4784]

Yay for good old Augustine! :joker:

[Jayson]

FART.

[Iceman]

Thank God I was worried about her

[MissKittyFantastico]

GG that was amazing! :elephant:

Oooh the pressure is on for the other contestants now!

[Shaun]

http://balkans360.com/images/balkans-countries-flags/national-flag-of-macedonia.gif

Macedonia Here We Come! performed by Jugi Karov.

A video of the song can be viewed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IukDYI-Br4

We've been on the run,
my mother is a nun,
but she's armed with a shotgun.
Macedonia here we come,
right back where we started from.

The West grabbed their guns,
didn't like communism
Yugoslavia defied them
Macedonia here we come,
right behind the Iron Curtain.

Macedoniaaaaa
Here we cooooooooooome!

Bloc voting fo' sho
We border Kosovo,
I'm making up this song as I go.
Macedonia here we come,
right back where we started from.

Russia wanted more,
no one could have saw
the fall of the Berlin Wall,
Macedonia here we come,
independence isn't fun.

Macedoniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Here we coooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!

[Iceman]

That was beautiful

[Damaris]

LOL

[Locke.]

that was good until the last two lines

[Twilight]

LMAO :dance:

[Tom4784]

Beautitful, I truly weeped a thousand tears.

[Sam!]

oo poshh video!! I liked it :thumbs:

[Jayson]

That was... immense... :shocked:

[Harry!]

I love it. I love the fact that you included a video. Good stuff

[Sam!]

I love it. I love the fact that you included a video. Good stuff

That shouldn't be a reason to win mind you!! We weren't told to :tongue:

[Harry!]

I love it. I love the fact that you included a video. Good stuff

That shouldn't be a reason to win mind you!! We weren't told to :tongue:

I will judge on the song. Not extras.

[Sam!]

I love it. I love the fact that you included a video. Good stuff

That shouldn't be a reason to win mind you!! We weren't told to :tongue:

I will judge on the song. Not extras.

Good :thumbs:

[Damaris]

Mine is horrible

[Sam!]

NEXT :tongue:

[Shaun]

http://www.iconocast.com/B000000000000211_Portu/J4/News1_4.jpg

WOW THAT WAS AMAZING.
OUI!
THESE ARE OUR CHILDREN. WE ARE VERY PROUD OF THEM.
OUI!
NOW WE GO TO OUR NEXT SONG FROM AZERBAIJAN!

[Damaris]

:hugesmile:

[Shaun]

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Azerbaijan_flag.gif

"Take Me On The Floor"
the singer is a girl who used to be a indian princess who wore exactly the same thing as beinazir in the big brother 10 finale, the lighting effects are very calm and are mostly light blues and pinks

The lights are out and I barely know you
We're going up and the place is slowing down
I knew you'd come around

You captivate me, something about you has got me
I was lonely now you make me feel alive
Will you be mine tonight?

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

My heart is racing as you're moving closer
You take me higher with every breath I take
Would it be wrong to stay?

One look at you and I know what you're thinking
Time's a bitch and my heart is sinking down
You turn me inside out

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna kiss a boy
I wanna ...

I wanna kiss a girl (do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a girl (do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a boy (do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a (kiss a, kiss a, kiss a)

dadada da dadadada
dadada da dadadada
dadada da dadadada (oh)

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me
Please don't stop!

[Tom4784]

Lol I love the links.

[Tom4784]

My My I thought my song had shocking innuendo! :shocked:

I liked it well done! :thumbs:

[Twilight]

The Veronicas

[Twilight]

<3

[Locke.]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Jayson]

That's so much better than mine :bawling:

[Harry!]

I like the song. I can imagine it being a catchy song to sing. Fab!

[GhettoSuperstar]

I thought you had to write your own song?

[Twilight]

Adebayor is so big headed

[Jayson]

Adebayor is so big headedHe's a ****.

[Tom4784]

Well we'll see if he's so cocky when it's his turn.

[GhettoSuperstar]

OMFGCHEATBITCHHO

[Braden]

yes, i did steal some of it from the veronicas but i did tweak it abit.
sorry if it was unfair :/

[Jayson]

yea i just looked it up thats songs already been done

controversial!Where? lol.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.musicloversgroup.com/the-veronicas-take-me-on-the-floor/

[Locke.]

Cheat!!!

And I was mocked for booing them :nono:

[Shaun]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7LKddcpz1nw/Rj7aqwrI2YI/AAAAAAAAAMY/4fKTAj-3G58/s400/Eurovisionhosts.jpg

WE HAVE CHANGED OUR CLOTHES AND APPEARANCES.
YEA-um OUI!
WE WILL NOW GO BACKSTAGE AND SEE HOW THE PERFORMERS ARE COPING WITH THE PRESSURE.
Mon vagin est accompagnée de démangeaisons.
YEAH.

http://www.coolestspringbreak.com/image-files/spring-break-passed-out-12.jpg

OH WELL THEY APPEAR TO BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN!
Avez-vous des Vagisil?
NOT NOW AUGUSTINE. NOW WE GO TO OUR NEXT SONG FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM!

[Harry!]

We will see when I judge them [points]

[Tom]

OOOOH I'VE TURNED UP FASHIONABLY LATE I'm sorry :sad: Lemme read though :tongue:

[Jayson]

Holy **** it's pretty much exactly the same...

How lame...

[Tom4784]

WOOO UK! :elephant:

[Iceman]

Good luck PJ

[Jayson]

PJ TO WIN!!!!

[Iceman]

the screams of teenage girls are deafening my ears!

You can hear that too?? Thought it was the voices in my head.....

[Locke.]

the screams of teenage girls are deafening my ears!

because they saw me on the plasma :colour:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Shaun, you are making me laugh - a lot! :hugesmile:

ROFL

[Jayson]

the screams of teenage girls are deafening my ears!

You can hear that too?? Thought it was the voices in my head.....I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COME TO ME, THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY TALK TO ME, THEY TALK TO ME! OOOOHHHHHH!

[Jayson]

the screams of teenage girls are deafening my ears!

because they saw me on the plasma :colour:Yep, you certainly made those teenagers scared out of their seats with your mug.

[Locke.]

Jayson

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m37/ctownreppin/thumbs-down.jpg

[Jayson]

Jayson

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m37/ctownreppin/thumbs-down.jpgAdebayor

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/naked-fat-guy.jpg

[Locke.]

stop posting pics of yourself :bored:

[Shaun]

http://i28.tinypic.com/j8lkzc.jpg

Trashed Up (Pussy On Show) by Lil Mizz Dilemma

Got ma pussy on show and a dick a day
I get dressed up at night and go out and play
I stay slouched at the bar begging for drink
Then drink so much I can’t even think.

CHORUS:
Uh uh uh uh uh my life’s a mess
Uh uh uh uh uh it’s atrocious
Uh uh uh uh uh it makes me nauseous
IM SO TRASHED UP

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA is then lifted up by her uber slut backing dancers and took to the right part of the stage and she begins to sing the next part of the song.

I have no job and have ran out of pay
Got nowhere to sleep or no where to stay
My parents think I’m a disgrace
They can’t even look at me in the face

CHORUS

People think that I am a slag
And a little scutter always smoking a fag
My boyfriend beats me till im black and blue
He thinks I’m constantly riding his best friend Lou

CHORUS

I’m on the rob 24 hours a day
And I just found out my brother is gay
This life can’t get any worse
Oh s*** yes it can just caught my mum being ****ed by a horse

CHORUS

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA throws herself to the floor of the stage and begins to sing the breathy part of the song.

THE SLOW BREATHY BIT BEGINS.

No love no hate and pregnant at eight
Peace war and your mum is *****
No hope or joy just a fondle with Roy.

SLOW BREATHY PART ENDS.
LIL MIZZ DILEMA then pounces back up.

CHORUS
THE REMIX PART BEGINS

Uh uh uh uh pussy on show on show dick dick dick dick dick a day
So so so so trashed up nowhere to to to sleep sleep or stay st st stay.
Just keep keep keep a moving can’t can’t can’t kkkk keep still.

THE REMIX PART ENDS

LIL MIZZ DIELMMA is picked up by her uber slut backing dancers and placed on a trap door on the center of the stage, the trap door opens and LIL MIZZ DILEMMA disappears out of sight the whole of the stage is then filled with smoke the blue and red lighting is kept and the uber slut backing dancers begin a feisty dance routine, this goes on for 1 minute then the whole of the stage is lite with gold lighting and fire cannons and on walks LIL MIZZ DILEMMA dressed in all gold ensemble and long blonde hair which is aided by hair extensions and a wig. She sings the last part of the song in a very Shirley bassesy type of way.

http://i29.tinypic.com/kex7cn.jpg
[costume change]]

I’m so trashed up

SHE HOLDS ‘UP’ FOR 1 MINUTE
THEN THE PERFORMANCE AND SONG FINISH WITH FIRE AND FALLING TESCO COUPONS AND LIL MIZZ DILEMA SOURNDED BY HER UBER SLUT BACKING DANCER IN A WAY AS IF SHE IS A GODESS.

[Braden]

Cheat!!!

And I was mocked for booing them :nono:

seriosuly this is meant to be a fun game,
and if i will get scolded the judges will lower my scores
so just grow up and don't take it so seriously

[Damaris]

:shocked:

[MissKittyFantastico]

That was FANTASTIC! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Tom4784]

:shocked:

That's just obscene! :joker: It made me laugh.

[GhettoSuperstar]

L
M
F
A
O

at UK <3 love it

[Harry!]

OMG that was so funny. It really did put a smile on my face. Good work!

[Tom]

Finland- YOU LOOK LIKE A DIVA, YOU SOUND LIKE A DIVA [/louis]
Macedonia- LOL, its like you've raided a rhyming dictionary
Azer(i don't know how you spell it)- :nono:
UK- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Theres my constructive criticism so far

[Iceman]

That made me LOL

[Braden]

yes that was really really good :thumbs:

[Jayson]

That was amazing :dance:

[Captain.Remy]

Mon vagin est accompagnée de démangeaisons.


SPOTTED ! lol :tongue:

[Shaun]

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+2009+1st+Semi+UDyg0 duMnxml.jpg

OH MY THAT WAS SO CLASSY!
J'ADORE!
YES ME TOO AUGUSTINE, LET'S NOW GO TO OUR SONG FROM BELGIUM!

[Sam!]

I liked that!! Best so far I'd say. :thumbs: