TiBB Eurovision 2009 - PJ Wins!

[Damaris]

LMFAO

[Shaun]

http://carolyneweldon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/607528woman-on-telephone-looking-surprised-posters.jpg

THIS IS LOUISE FROM SWITZERLAND.
omg this is such a shock but right?
the country in 13th place is...

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Azerbaijan_flag.gif
Azerbaijan!
with 119pts.

[Iceman]

Louise = :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Sam!]

Who's was Azerbaijan?

[Jayson]

I kinda expected that, seeing as she cheated.

[Damaris]

http://carolyneweldon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/607528woman-on-telephone-looking-surprised-posters.jpg



LOL:tongue:

[Tom4784]

Lol I love Louise, This show's lacking some serious Augustine and Rudolph though! :joker:

[Shaun]

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/disgust_factor_man.jpg
GUYS I'M SO SORRY IT'S SAD NEWS FROM NORWAY BUT THE SONG IN 12TH PLACE IS...

http://69.36.11.139/pics/Germany-flag.gif
Germany - "Germany Dance" by jessicawalsh
161pts.

[Iceman]

Hard Luck Jess!

:hello::hello::hello:

[Jayson]

It was a pretty basic song, lol.

[Sam!]

nexttt

[Shaun]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_195/1192277847LGb8yE.jpg

Oooooh. OOOOOH. oooh. Ooooh. I'm from Greece. In 11th place is...

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Ireland_flag.gif
Ireland - Sean Leprechaun or something like that - Iceman
163pts.

[Damaris]

nexxxxt

[Iceman]

Wahey happy I didn't come last...

[Sam!]

Comiserations Icemann. :thumbs:

[GypsyGoth]

Next is the top ten best songs, ever!

[Iceman]

Next is the top ten best songs, ever!

Salt, Wounds, Hurts

[30stone]

Finland will win because the cute lil flag in the sig. lol.

[GypsyGoth]

Next is the top ten best songs, ever!

Salt, Wounds, Hurts:hug: There is always next year.

[Jayson]

Damn, unlucky Icey :sad:

[Shaun]

http://www.emergencyfirstresponse.com/images/consumer/DisasterScene.jpg
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? HELLO EUROVISION. WE-
*a car explodes in the distance*
FROM ESTONIA, SOMEONE JUST...
*a horse falls from the sky*
IN 10TH PLACE...

http://www.nramemberscouncils.com/newsbriefs/Pictures%201Q2009/sweden%20flag.gif
Sweden - .Andy. - "The Svensson Song" by Olof Mellberg.
169 pts.

[Iceman]

Damn, unlucky Icey :sad:

Climb out of my ass........




























:joker::joker:

[Sam!]

LOL.. Bad luck Andy.

[GypsyGoth]

Finland will win because the cute lil flag in the sig. lol.

:thumbs: I might keep the flag after this.

[Jayson]

Damn, unlucky Icey :sad:

Climb out of my ass........




:joker::joker:WELL **** YOU THEN, HOE.






:bigsmile:

[30stone]

Finland will win because the cute lil flag in the sig. lol.

:thumbs: I might keep the flag after this.

should do it looks cute..

And Unlucky Paul and Andy.

[Iceman]

Hard luck Andy...

[Shaun]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Huge%20Fat%20Woman.jpg

Greetings from the Ukraine! I am afraid the country in 9th place with 177pts is...

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Spain - Jayson - "Spain > You" by the Josés.
177pts.

[Sam!]

Hard luck Jayson!

[Tom]

LOL loving these pics, whos gonna be UK representative?

[Jayson]

Top 10 is good enough for me :hugesmile:

Glad I took part, this has been great.

[GypsyGoth]

Well done Jayson :hello: 9th is good.

[Shaun]

http://www.missioncontrol-fx.co.uk/mission/images/MustardMan_big.jpg
HAI THIS IS LUXEMBOURG WE ARE SO EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU AT THE EUROVISION YOU HAVE PUT ON AN AMAZING SHOW THIS IS A TUB OF MUSTARD I THINK I HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH? OH IN 8TH PLACE IS...

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Russia - "Easy Breezy Beautiful" by the Covergirls - GhettoSuperstar
208pts.

[GypsyGoth]

:joker::joker: That pic.

[Iceman]

These pics are comical

[Sam!]

Doug is 8th, well done :thumbs:

[Tom4784]

I'm loving these pictures. Well done to everyone.

[GypsyGoth]

I thought the Cover Girls would win, I liked them.

[Shaun]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/95%20He-Man%20Looks%20Different%20In%20Real%20Life.jpg
Good evening Eurovision this is France calling! You have caught me dancing to Rihanna's Umbrella! Har har har! In 7th place we have...

http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/congregations/cevang/pont_soc/pospa/images/holland_flag.jpg
The Netherlands - Nathan - "Goats and Clogs" by Guus van der Bonk.
Also 208pts - ranked above Russia because of higher judge scores.

[Sam!]

I loved Goats & Clogs!!! Bum.

[GypsyGoth]

Well done Nate:hello:

[Tom4784]

I expected it to be in the top 5 :shocked: Ah well, well done Nathan!

[King Gizzard]

yup

[Shaun]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41775000/jpg/_41775822_heypresto_416.jpg
Iyerrrr! This is a young Rolf Harris speaking on behalf of the United Kingdom. I can reveal that in 6th place we have...

http://www.neybl.lv/public/userimages/macedonia-flag.gif
The Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia - Shaun :shocked: - "Macedonia Here We Come!" by Jugi Karov
209pts.

[Tom4784]

Oh No I wanted Macedonia to win! :bawling: Well done though Shaun.

[Shaun]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3clLE7Yvy1E/RwVc0I7ejKI/AAAAAAAAACg/ivL39E67mPI/s320/molly+bionic.jpg
I'm so pleased to be here. I know I look like P!nk and Lorraine Tighe [from the Apprentice]'s lovechild. I'm dykalicious. In 5th place we have...

http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/finland-flag.gif
Finland - GypsyGoth - "My Great Love" by Ravenheart.
210pts.

[Twilight]

Wow i thought she was gonna win

[King Gizzard]

i think i know who ll win

[King Gizzard]

Well done GG

[Tom4784]

Ah well done GG, I really liked your song.

[GypsyGoth]

Woohoo! Thank you everyone who voted for me,

And for those bithes who didn't:

http://i43.tinypic.com/5occhx.jpg

[Shaun]

http://blog.syracuse.com/tvreviews/2008/04/KiannaCole.JPG
Salutations from Bulgaria. My name is Gloria and I bought these glasses with the money I made from killing Patrick Swayze. CANCER MY ARSE!
*she cackles*
ANYWAY, in 4th place is...

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The Vatican City - Damaris - "Nip Slip" by Sascha
216pts.

[Tom4784]

GLORIA! :dance: I love her.

Well done Mambo, Nip Slip had me in stitches.

[30stone]

Finland was robbed.

[Shaun]

So many people are posting, makes this so worthwhile. :rolleyes:
-hurls broken glass at the front of the crowd-

[GypsyGoth]

Finland was robbed.

Thanks Ben.

It was the block voting that beat me. :hugesmile:

[Harry!]

I am reading this Shaun. Just not posting. Well done to all acts so far.

[Shaun]

http://www.un.org/Depts/oip/images/OIld-man-takiya-camp.jpg
Yo, bitches, 'sup. This is Yves from Turkey calling. Cool show you got there. Yeah, check these shorts. I can now tell you that the country finishing in 3rd place is...

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Latvia - Sam! - "Want Some More" by Lady Xtina
220pts.

[Tom4784]

I'M HIT I'M HIT! Tell Laqueesha that I love her......*dies*

[Tom]

*chucks another glass of water over Harry and a jug over Darenn in a hope to boost the ratings*

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Lady Xtina and Sam! :hello:

[Tom4784]

Woot! I love Lady Xtina, well done Sam!

[Sam!]

Yeyy I came third :thumbs: Thanks guyss!

[Shaun]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17506.jpg
This is Séamus from Ireland. Yeeeah touch me. The runner up is....!

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Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Lick My Hotdog" by Fomas, Lauren and Princess [with awkward surnames].
225pts.

[Shaun]

Meaning that the winner is...

[Sam!]

Well done Dezzy on coming second and PJ on winning!! :thumbs::thumbs:

[Shaun]

http://zionismexplained.org/media/united-kingdom-flag.gif
The United Kingdom - PJJ - "Trashed Up (Pussy On Show)" by Lil Mizz Dilemma!
237pts.

Congratulations PJ! :)

[GypsyGoth]

Well done Dezzy :dance:

[Harry!]

Well done PJ. You really was the best act!

[King Gizzard]

Well done sam on being 3rd, dezzy 2nd, and pjj winning, was a brilliant song and made me laugh so much lol :hello::hello:

[Jayson]

W00t!!!!!!!! :hello:


Congratulations PJ!!!!!

[Sam!]

Well done PJ! :hello:

[\PJ/]

WOOOOOOOOOOO! i am so pleased thanks for everyone who voted for me im just so happy right now!

[Jayson]

Well done PJ. You really was the best act!You really were the best act.

[Tom4784]

Woot I'm a runner up! Fomas has done his fellow Bosnians and Herzegovinians PROUD!

Well done PJ!

[Shaun]

Encore!

[Shaun]

http://i28.tinypic.com/j8lkzc.jpg

Trashed Up (Pussy On Show) by Lil Mizz Dilemma

Got ma pussy on show and a dick a day
I get dressed up at night and go out and play
I stay slouched at the bar begging for drink
Then drink so much I can’t even think.

CHORUS:
Uh uh uh uh uh my life’s a mess
Uh uh uh uh uh it’s atrocious
Uh uh uh uh uh it makes me nauseous
IM SO TRASHED UP

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA is then lifted up by her uber slut backing dancers and took to the right part of the stage and she begins to sing the next part of the song.

I have no job and have ran out of pay
Got nowhere to sleep or no where to stay
My parents think I’m a disgrace
They can’t even look at me in the face

CHORUS

People think that I am a slag
And a little scutter always smoking a fag
My boyfriend beats me till im black and blue
He thinks I’m constantly riding his best friend Lou

CHORUS

I’m on the rob 24 hours a day
And I just found out my brother is gay
This life can’t get any worse
Oh s*** yes it can just caught my mum being ****ed by a horse

CHORUS

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA throws herself to the floor of the stage and begins to sing the breathy part of the song.

THE SLOW BREATHY BIT BEGINS.

No love no hate and pregnant at eight
Peace war and your mum is *****
No hope or joy just a fondle with Roy.

SLOW BREATHY PART ENDS.
LIL MIZZ DILEMA then pounces back up.

CHORUS
THE REMIX PART BEGINS

Uh uh uh uh pussy on show on show dick dick dick dick dick a day
So so so so trashed up nowhere to to to sleep sleep or stay st st stay.
Just keep keep keep a moving can’t can’t can’t kkkk keep still.

THE REMIX PART ENDS

LIL MIZZ DIELMMA is picked up by her uber slut backing dancers and placed on a trap door on the center of the stage, the trap door opens and LIL MIZZ DILEMMA disappears out of sight the whole of the stage is then filled with smoke the blue and red lighting is kept and the uber slut backing dancers begin a feisty dance routine, this goes on for 1 minute then the whole of the stage is lite with gold lighting and fire cannons and on walks LIL MIZZ DILEMMA dressed in all gold ensemble and long blonde hair which is aided by hair extensions and a wig. She sings the last part of the song in a very Shirley bassesy type of way.

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[costume change]]

I’m so trashed up

SHE HOLDS ‘UP’ FOR 1 MINUTE
THEN THE PERFORMANCE AND SONG FINISH WITH FIRE AND FALLING TESCO COUPONS AND LIL MIZZ DILEMA SOURNDED BY HER UBER SLUT BACKING DANCER IN A WAY AS IF SHE IS A GODESS.

[GypsyGoth]

Congratulations PJ, I'm soo glad you won instead of me

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[\PJ/]

Well done dezzy!

Once again thanks everyone.:hello::thumbs:

[King Gizzard]

What a role model for our young kids! :dance:

[Sam!]

:dance:

[Harry!]

Well done PJ. You really was the best act!You really were the best act.

Of corse. Silly me.

[Jayson]

Great song :joker:



Will you be doing this again Shaun?

[\PJ/]

LIL MIZZ DILEMMA-''alrite lads and birds just like to say a big fanku to all who voted for me innit really proud of maself and it just proves being on the dole is a positive thing because it gave me time to write this song innit love all ma fans *flashes women part* right im of to get hammered wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''

[GypsyGoth]

Thank you Shaun for all the work you put in. You didn't a fantastic job and made this a lot of fun.

http://i27.tinypic.com/24ql7r8.jpg

[King Gizzard]

I must say the hosting was brilliant and impeccable, well done Shaun!

[\PJ/]

Thanks for a great games shaun it's been really funny and i hope you do it next year THANKS.:elephant::hello::thumbs:

[Sam!]

Cheers Shaun for this! You ran it really well and it was funny and fun too :thumbs:

[Chantel]

Well done PJ :thumbs:

[Shaun]

Great song :joker:



Will you be doing this again Shaun?

I think it's fair to say it'll be back in 2010 ;)

[LemonJam]

PJ, I'm happy for you and everything but DEZZY HAD ONE OF THE BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!


Just kidding :tongue: Well done PJ and all who took part, and well done to Shaun for great hosting!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Awww 8th? Ohwell!
Well done everyone!

[King Gizzard]

Can there possibly be a eurovision 2? xD

[Beastie]

I want to apply.. do I have to pick a country?

[Shaun]

There will be at some point later in the year :p

I love how the winning song is basically Ke$ha's Tik Tok.

[30stone]

So close to saying "congratulations Pj" LOL

[Jessica.]

:blush2:

[Jayson]

I want to apply.. do I have to pick a country?

Few months too late Beasty :p



I loved this last year, was so funny.

[King Gizzard]

Ahhhh...can't wait

Bagsy Russia

[Loukas]

Greece for me :D

[GypsyGoth]

Ooo I'd like Finland again, that way I won't have to change the flag in my sig :D

[Beastie]

Can I have Bulgaria please? lol

[King Gizzard]

Lol its not for a while yet

[Jessica.]

I am so mortified! :blush2:
I had to stop myself from deleting everyone of my posts in here, they are TiBB history now.

These were epic though!
0IukDYI-Br4

tgu90dWhOto

[Jessica.]

I want Ireland this time!

[Beastie]

Actually I want to apply to be an impatrial judge instead please when it comes back :)

[King Gizzard]

Your song was so basic last time jess :laugh: and that was the time when you just signed up and you loved your name...jessicawalsh in your signature lol

[Jessica.]

Your song was so basic last time jess :laugh: and that was the time when you just signed up and you loved your name...jessicawalsh in your signature lol

:blush2: Stop!

[Tom4784]

It's gonna have to be Bosnia & Herzegovina again for me, Fomas Kelchalivakaktischskyloff needs to regain his pride and the love of his country(ies?).

[\PJ/]

FFS thebeast calm the **** down it ent happenen yet LOL

[Beastie]

FFS thebeast calm the **** down it ent happenen yet LOL

Haha okay! my apologies.

I get excited easily.

And also.. I want to apologise.. that I tend to "jump the gun" when someone gets banned. I always seem to defend the person who is banned but anyways..

canne wait for this!

[Jayson]

Bagsy Norway :p

[King Gizzard]

Bagsy Norway :p

What a great Country

[Jayson]

What a great Country

Exactly.

And they're in love with a Fairytale.

[King Gizzard]

apart from that song/singer..he was a dick and the song was crap lol

I'ma going there some point in 2011

[Tom4784]

No disrespect to anyone but I was *****ing robbed.

[King Gizzard]

Goats in Cloggs

I was trying to be Noel Fielding wasn't I?

[LemonJam]

HOLLA AT ME BOSNIA, SHAKE THAT ASS HERZOGOVINA.

lets cook this ****~ <3

[Locke.]

http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags/Belgium_flag.gif

My Name's Vincent Kompany by Vincent Kompany
He is wearing the Manchester City football strip.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
I used to play for Anderlect, but City offered a bigger paycheck.
A 6 million transfer, I'm as big as a ****ing bear.
6 foot 4, At the world cup I played alongside Bart Goor,
he's not as good as Emanuel Adebayor

[Adebayor runs across the stage]

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

[Dozens of Man City shirts fall from the roof and land on the stage and into the crowd]

Robinho to Adebayor, Toure and Tevez too, I play along stars and I live on Mars
I am a center back but but love to get forward, one goals not enough for someone so tough
I've won 5 different cups in my career, I'm a professional so I don't get to drink much beer
My best friend is called Gareth Barry, he left ****ty Villa to play with me, together we will lead City to Glory.

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.
My country is Belgium, nothing really rhymes with this so I'm gonna tell'um.
I've made 27 appearances for my Country, I'm still only twenty three.
We haven't qualified for the next World Cup but I'll win the league with City so I don't give a ****.

My song is coming to an end now and I don't think I'm gonna win, so if you don't vote for me I'll kill you with a Pin
I've talked more about City than Belgium, this is because nothing rhymes with Belgium and I know nothing of this country I'm from, but for one last time I'll sing

My names Vincent Kompany-any, I play for Man City-y.

What was I thinking

[King Gizzard]

That was when you were that Adebayor prick to piss Jayson off

[Tom4784]

HOLLA AT ME BOSNIA, SHAKE THAT ASS HERZOGOVINA.

lets cook this ****~ <3

I was such an Icon. The taiwanese he/she scandal really screwed me over.

[Shaun]

Nate's, PJ's and Dean's entries should've been the top 3 :love: