Official 'The Voice UK' Thread [Episode 5 - The Battle Rounds]

[Marc]

:laugh: Aw these two.

[Marc]

The American version is sooooo much better.

They have more people, better choice of talent thats whyyy

[Marc]

Surely they can't have duos? :shrug:

[Braden]

They have more people, better choice of talent thats whyyy

Exactly Marc, exactly!

[Marc]

Beautiful South! :amazed:

[MTVN]

Hippies

[Shaun]

Like them but this song is so bland.

[Marc]

Okay okay they aren't good.. :joker:

[Maia]

Bit risky

[Marc]

Flip for it?! :conf:

[MTVN]

Flipping seems a bit rude really

[Marc]

The boobs, should've just picked Tom anyway

[Doogle]

That's so disrespectful.

[Marc]

Flipping seems a bit rude really

Flipping them the bird :suspect:

[Maia]

:joker:

[Shaun]

K I already hate this girl.

[Maia]

This girl is my age? :conf:

[Doogle]

She looks like a slut, what is she doing.

[Marc]

KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!

Hate her already. Lots.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

god i hate people like this

'im not like most girls'

**** off smelly dyke

[MTVN]

A 16 year old hooker

[Marc]

"I'm not like anybody my age, I'm totally unique and I am just trying to be myself"
blah blah blah I platt my pubic hair cos I'm different

[Shaun]

and now she's singing Ed Sheeran

someone burn her

[Maia]

O_O oh dear

[GiRTh]

Bad song choice and she's murdering it.

[Doogle]

She looks like a hooker and her voice is weak.

[Marc]

Jessie don't even dare.

[Marc]

She looks like a little bird *****

[Shaun]

Ha. Fail.

[Maia]

No one turned. Good stuff.

[Marc]

Good... she's pretty awful.

[Shaun]

I love it when TiBB comes together.... in hating a 16yo girl

[Marc]

hehe you're rubbish..

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ledl1x4CIt1qdlkgg.gif

[GiRTh]

The first time I've not been surprised the judges didn't press. She's got bottle applying to a show called 'The voice'.

[Marc]

Maybe she'd get through in a competition called 'The Tramp' :idc:

[Shaun]

I've never heard of Five Star :shrug:

[Marc]

Nah me neither Shaun, when I saw her on BBC News this morning, I was like 'whuuu'

[Doogle]

I hope she gets picked.

[Shaun]

She looks incredible for someone in their 40s though

[Marc]

She'll get picked.

[Marc]

WHAT IS THAT GUY NEXT TO HER :laugh:

[Doogle]

My Mum has seen Five Star live and has signed merchandise of them.

[GiRTh]

She's had some work done. Definite nose job.

[Marc]

My Mum has seen Five Star live and has signed merchandise of them.

OMG you're famous then.. right?

[Stevep]

Anyone else feel the coaches were judging on looks with that nessum dorma girl. I think they are presumed she was going to be old and a little on the hefty side and never pressed their button. Their faces, comments and their attitude after turning round pretty much confirmed this for me.

[Shaun]

Bit of a silly song choice, her song's nothing on Xtina's. I like the MJ inflections to her though.

[Doogle]

omg you're famous then.. Right?

ikr

[Doogle]

Almost exactly like the original actually.

[Marc]

:conf2: she's not that good

[Shaun]

The last note turned me around, I like her :love:

[Marc]

Bit of a silly song choice, her song's nothing on Xtina's. I like the MJ inflections to her though.

You mean when she just kept going 'eeh!' ? :laugh:

[MTVN]

Anyone else feel the coaches were judging on looks with that nessum dorma girl. I think they are presumed she was going to be old and a little on the hefty side and never pressed their button. Their faces, comments and their attitude after turning round pretty much confirmed this for me.

Yeah I guess image can still matter in this, even if you can't see the person, how you perceive them to look is still important

[Shaun]

You mean when she just kept going 'eeh!' ? :laugh:

Yeah, the little bits at the end of the lines :tongue: I like that though. It's different.

[Marc]

Yeah I guess image can still matter in this, even if you can't see the person, how you perceive them to look is still important

Exactly, they obviously don't want some munter who's so gross no body wants them to be on their screens :idc:

[Marc]

Yeah, the little bits at the end of the lines :tongue: I like that though. It's different.

I liked it, just thought she was doing it cos she black.

[Shaun]

:amazed: THIS SONG <3

[Marc]

:bored: when will people stop murdering this song on talent shows

[Shaun]

He's got a very clear voice. I like him.

[Doogle]

Why does he look familiar?

[Shaun]

he's your brother, dylan.

[GiRTh]

Bit of a risk singing a Stevie Song.

[Marc]

Why does he look familiar?

He's welsh, he probably has like 13 cousins who all look like him

[Maia]

The guy's got talent

[Marc]

Will he go with Tom cos he's welsh?

[MTVN]

Jessie again :bored:

[Shaun]

:bored: Jessie getting all the good ones.

[Marc]

Odd choice IMO

[Maia]

Why do they always pick Jessie

[Marc]

Tom > Will > Danny > Jessie

Would have been a better thought process

[Marc]

Wonder how many ex-"stars" there will be next week

[Doogle]

I love Jessie but I'd pick Will or Tom.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, Jessie's battle rounds will be awful :sad:

Bar Vince, J Marie, Max and Adam she has all my favourites.

I missed the couple, what happened there?

[Jordan.]

These two:

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:worship:

[Black Dagger]

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

they all look so stupid

[Black Dagger]

The make-overs are ****ing awful.

Adam looks so so old.

[Locke.]

Just watching now, this guy on first singing Dynamite is really great, my favourite so far

[Locke.]

Will >>>>

Best judge/coach ever

[joeysteele]

The woman who sang 'Son of a Preacher man' was chronic. really awful, she ruined the song.

[Me. I Am Salman]

The one from Five Star looks like Nicole Scherzinger :suspect:

[GiRTh]

Wow. She's terrific.

[Braden]

I remember liking her from X Factor, I hope she does alright in the competition.

[Marc]

Joelle!!!! I loved her on TXF!!

[Marc]

She had a really good X Factor audition a couple years back

[Maia]

I thought I recognised her from X Factor :laugh:

[Marc]

M7KyoTw1yvs

[Marc]

:love:

[Marc]

I don't particularly like this guy

[GiRTh]

I don't particularly like this guythis

[Marc]

He's not that good :conf: He hasn't got a good range, he'll go over to Tom's daft team

[Marc]

Another has been :bored:

[Marc]

And another has been not going through

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

joelle omfg :amazed:

[Marc]

Ikr

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

seriously someone needs to ban danny from saying "are you going? are you going to hit the button?" that is seriously annoying! make up your own damn mind

[Braden]

Holiday camps?!?! I hate her already.

[Kate!]

Allyson was awesome. Shame nobody turned round. I'm actually wondering if any of these will get a second chance. Wildcard style?

[Marc]

seriously someone needs to ban danny from saying "are you going? are you going to hit the button?" that is seriously annoying! make up your own damn mind

I know! :laugh: why should it matter if Jessie is going? If he wants the contestant then turn around!

[Marsh.]

I've got to say Danny is annoying the hell out of me.

Almost 5 seconds into every audition he's badgering the others, asking them are they going, do they want to etc etc. Just decide for yourself you idiot, leave them to listen for themselves.

[Braden]

Allyson was awesome. Shame nobody turned round. I'm actually wondering if any of these will get a second chance. Wildcard style?

I think they will. In the american version, if the coaches didn't have their team of eight by the end of the auditions, they'd bring people back for a second chance.

I definitely think that segment kind of influenced people to think people may be coming back.

[Marc]

Holiday camps?!?! I hate her already.

:shocked: why?

[Braden]

:shocked: why?

because i'm a miserable bastard, and anything remotely whimsical and cheesy makes me feel sick.

[Marc]

because i'm a miserable bastard, and anything remotely whimsical and cheesy makes me feel sick.

But they need to coach them and improve them, the whole idea of the show :) shake off the bad habits

[GiRTh]

A has been with a sob story.

[Marc]

Who....?

[Kate!]

Yes that's what I was thinking Braden.

[Marc]

A has been with a sob story.

Oh they can't turn that down surely?

[Marc]

I can already tell KA and Samuel will like this guy :joker:

[GiRTh]

Wasnt that good.

[Kate!]

Cassius..Not keen on this guy. His voice is ok. But no charisma.

[Marc]

Weak voice, I'd pick Danny if I were him

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

joelle needs to win everybody else can go home now

[Marc]

joelle needs to win everybody else can go home now

She's my favourite

[GiRTh]

LOL@ Will's sh*t stirring

[Kate!]

Will :love:

[Maia]

That guy was terrible tbh

[Marc]

Will you sneaky bugger

[Marc]

That guy was terrible tbh

Yeah but his brother died, instant finals

[Marc]

Tom's team keeps getting worse......

[Braden]

Does Tom understand that he has a limited number of people to choose from?

[Kate!]

Hannahs good.

[Marc]

Gaga... Hope she doesn't get through

[Braden]

Oh, i'm liking this girl. I hope Danny chooses her, he needs a girl. I think she could go far with him.

[Marc]

... Oh

[Kate!]

Pick Danny ... Tom has enough women. Lol.

[Marc]

He's finally got a lady friend

[Marc]

31? Wow

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he looks 12

[GiRTh]

This guys confident. Hope he delivers.

[Boothy]

I want this man to win.

[Marc]

Oh god this song is so s*** I wish people would stop singing it

[GiRTh]

Not good.

[Braden]

He has no substance.

[Marc]

Not good.

This

[Kate!]

Thank crunchie nobody turned round.

[Marc]

No one cares how you're engaged, seriously just sing and stop being boring

[Kate!]

Come on Will.

[GiRTh]

No one cares how you're engaged, seriously just sing and stop being boringThis. He's good though.,

[Marc]

Danny's sausage fest team continues

[GiRTh]

I thought he was good. Better than some that had two or three turn round.

[Marc]

This. He's good though.,

Yeah he's alright but the story crap isn't needed

[Kate!]

Thought Will might have tempted, but Danny will do him proud.

[Marc]

Hope he falls before the lives, can't stand the guys with a stupid lovey dubby story :bored:

[GiRTh]

Hope he falls before the lives, can't stand the guys with a stupid lovey dubby story :bored:LOL you're all heart. :joker:

[Marc]

First impressions, annoying girl.

[Braden]

Did anyone else wonder why the family went through the revolving door at different times? Is there a policy or something?

[GiRTh]

We got one singing about her mum now. WTF

[Marc]

LOL you're all heart. :joker:

:laugh: I know I'm amazing, I love no body I hate everybody equally

[Boothy]

Okay, now I want her to win. :lovedup:

[Maia]

This girl :amazed: :worship:

[Kate!]

She's not all that.

Edit. Posted before finished typing. She's not all that bad, liked her more as the performance went on.

[Marc]

Her voice is really good, :) different. Needs a lot of work though

Hopefully she won't be like Janet Devlin

[GiRTh]

FFS. Its all for mum.

[Marc]

Alright!! Don't start crying because you have a fat mum, that's not a sob story! FGS :bored:

[Kate!]

Omg Marc. You are soooo harsh....:p

[Marc]

:-/ that black girl was baddddddd lol

[Marc]

Omg Marc. You are soooo harsh....:p

Simon Cowell

[Braden]

****ing hell, Jessie thinks she's a bloody magician.

[Marc]

Has this woman got a cold?

[Braden]

OMG, there is a revolving door policy. One person at a time...Sorry that's funny.:laugh2:

[Kate!]

I love her....beautiful tone. Go on Jessie.

[Boothy]

Really didn't think she was that good.

[GiRTh]

Shame.

[Marc]

You could hear her Welsh'ness when she sang

[Marc]

I hate this 'you guys should have picked her' crap

[GiRTh]

Forgot Holly was on this show.

[Boothy]

Good God.

This could end horribly

[Marc]

Forgot Holly was on this show.

She's a wonderful woman, how could you forget?

[Kate!]

Shame....she messed up, was nerves.

[GiRTh]

Dont like it when Rockers enter these contests. Its just feels wrong.

[Maia]

This guy :o

[Maia]

Someone pick him so he can win

[Boothy]

Not as bad as I thought he'd be actually

[GiRTh]

WTF was that?

[Maia]

:bored:

Threw away a winner

[Maia]

:joker: What a guy

[Maia]

Oh my god he was called Nathan as well. Robbed.

[Boothy]

Jesus Christ. He could do with a haircut. Or five.

[Kate!]

That's why Nathans not around tonight. :D

Was too screechy, not a good rock voice.

[Maia]

Jesus Christ. He could do with a haircut. Or five.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Hated the raaaawk singer and his mum, so arrogant.

And how classy, using Amy as a sob-story

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

love this song :love:

[Shaun]

his voice is okay.

he looks like Hitler after going through a hurricane though

[Kate!]

Singing Otis. :worship:

Not the best though.

[Maia]

The Wombats!!!!!! :amazed:

[Maia]

"I'm really happy that you and Danny got to the same hairdresser" :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

so they pick him but not the awesome rock singer?! Bollocks

[Kate!]

his voice is okay.

he looks like Hitler after going through a hurricane though

:joker:

[Shaun]

oh Tyler James has already released an album...

wtf is it with this show and has-beens?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they picked mediocre nathan but not the awesome rock guy?! Rubbish


this girl singing without you is for danny

[Kate!]

Tyler James was featured in the press. Few years back as fresh new talent.

This Bo is quite good.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

how annoying is jessie j

[GiRTh]

how annoying is jessie jthis

[Kate!]

Tom, Jessie and Danny only have 2 more choices left.

Jessie just dropped a huge hint, said Can't we change the rules? Hmmmm

[Kate!]

Tom, Jessie and Danny only have 2 more choices left.

Jessie just dropped a huge hint, said Can't we change the rules? Hmmmm

[Black Dagger]

**** THIS SHOW :bored:

I've waited ALL WEEK for Nathan. :sad:

[Marsh.]

I don't like "weak" voices like that Diana Vickers sound-a-like, when I listen to them it's like I'm waiting for something to come out but it never does. Like they're being cut off like a broken cd.

[Locke.]

How does it work if they all get 10 before everyone invited has performed? Or if they get to the last one and not all of them have 10?

[Black Dagger]

How does it work if they all get 10 before everyone invited has performed? Or if they get to the last one and not all of them have 10?

If they get 10 before everybody performs, I guess those will just get invited again next year and be the first to audition.

And if they don't have 10 and everybody has performed, I think they pick a set-few to re-audition, I know they did that with the USA series in series I, but I'm pretty sure they'll have 10 by the end, Tom and Jessie have 8 each.

[Marc]

Didn't particularly like he lastguy, but he's got a good story

[Locke.]

It's all about Cassius Henry

[GiRTh]

I'm getting a bit irritated by the has beens on the show. The backing singers are OK but I'm not keen on all the nearly's that are on the show. It should be amateurs only.

[Marc]

Bo was awesome

[Locke.]

Recognize her from somewhere but can't place it

[Marc]

Recognize her from somewhere but can't place it

Same, X Factor?

[Marc]

The aristocratic daughter of the Earl of Cardigan burst onto the music scene in 2008 after making it to the finals of the Orange Unsigned Act.
.

[joeysteele]

I really like this show, still wish though the coaches couldn't see when and who had turned their chair round.
Other than that,it's really good, whether any real stars will come from it,well,that's another matter.

[Black Dagger]

Didn't particularly like he lastguy, but he's got a good story

If he'll milk the 'I LOVED AMY SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, I MISS HER' story, I'l be a bit disappointed. He was decent though, and I expect him to make the live-shows.

I'm over Nathan now. But I'd have loved him to get through.

[Marc]

Who's Nathan?

[Black Dagger]

Who's Nathan?

The long haired blonde who didn't get through.

[Maia]

I'm not over Nathan, he was blatantly robbed :(

[BigSister]

Im still shocked he didnt get through.
I like when they are listening and wondering if they should press the button,. I play a game of who is going to get them .
I missed the first 2 because of holiday so tonights was the first time properly watching it

[Black Dagger]

I'm not over Nathan, he was blatantly robbed :(

He was robbed, when you look at the considerable amount of fodder on Team Tom, he should have easily got a space on his team. But I'll move on quickly xD.

[Locke.]

He was ok but came across too big headed back stage afterwards

[Jords]

Team Danny!!!

He has most of my favourites as well. The second girl he got WOAHHH her voice melted me.

[Jords]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj6Tfii6B-Q&feature=plcp&context=C4468eb3VDvjVQa1PpcFM-9Xl7WXckIghl08U52IMgNeZTWEBN3AQ%3D

I want to marry her.

[Marsh.]

I hate voices like that. Makes me feel like I have a sore throat lol.

[Mystic Mock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj6Tfii6B-Q&feature=plcp&context=C4468eb3VDvjVQa1PpcFM-9Xl7WXckIghl08U52IMgNeZTWEBN3AQ%3D

I want to marry her.

She looks like Katie Waissel.:joker:

[Jords]

She does a little bit :D

Frances Wood RT'd me :worship:

[MTVN]

That guy who did Living on a Prayer should definitely have been chosen, I guess the problem was that none of the judges are really rock artists at all, he couldn't believe it though :laugh:

[BBfanUSA]

Alternate's basically Rock and Danny's from The Script an alternate rock band.

[MTVN]

I don't really think of the Script as being that similar to the likes of Bon Jovi and that type of rock though, the Script are a lot softer

[Marc]

I don't really like Danny's team, they're all very samsie

[Black Dagger]

I don't really think of the Script as being that similar to the likes of Bon Jovi and that type of rock though, the Script are a lot softer

That is true, and he already has a soft rock artist anyway in Max Milner (Who can do other genres as well) so probably just thought best to stick with him. I fully expect Max to make live-shows.

[Black Dagger]

I don't really like Danny's team, they're all very samsie

I thought he got himself a couple of different artists on Saturday, his girl is really good and Murray (But he got like 12 seconds of air-time, so I doubt he's making it)

[Marc]

He needed Bo that's for sure (he has Bo right?)

[Black Dagger]

He needed Bo that's for sure (he has Bo right?)

I just checked, yes he does, when I said girl I meant the one who sung Lady Gaga, I forgot Danny got Bo as well.

[Gstar]

Can someone tell me when this programme comes on? I keep missing it ..

[Black Dagger]

Can someone tell me when this programme comes on? I keep missing it ..

7pm, BBC1, Saturday

[Marc]

I just checked, yes he does, when I said girl I meant the one who sung Lady Gaga, I forgot Danny got Bo as well.

Hannah I believe. He's beginning to shape his team well, but I still think he has too many guys, all samesie

[Black Dagger]

Hannah I believe. He's beginning to shape his team well, but I still think he has too many guys, all samesie

True, and he's most likely going to pair off Hannah and Bo against each other.

I mean, I love rock music and he definitely has a fair few on his team, but I like variety as well, think that is why Vince Kidd is my favourite.

[Me. I Am Salman]

On now =D

[Maia]

:D

[Maia]

I like her

[Doogle]

This girl :love:

Why can't the mentors think for themselves when turning around?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why doesn't this show have a theme tune :suspect:

[Marc]

Aw she was good

[Maia]

:love: I'm glad they turned around

[Me. I Am Salman]

Danny
"u gonna go?"
:bored:

[Doogle]

Why doesn't this show have a theme tune :suspect:

I never noticed that haha

[Me. I Am Salman]

dirt cheap if u ask me

[GiRTh]

Missed the beginning. Is she another 'nearly'?

[Black Dagger]

Danny needs to piss off with his whole. 'WILL YOU GO, I WILL IF YOU DO'

[Me. I Am Salman]

JESSIE J UR NOT FUNNY :rolleyes:

[Black Dagger]

Why doesn't this show have a theme tune :suspect:

It has it's little jingle

THIS IS THE VOICE, DO DO DO DO DO.

[Doogle]

Danny is really annoying. :bored:

[Me. I Am Salman]

lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

i think she made the right choice.. can't see her with any of the other coaches

[Me. I Am Salman]

the banter is cringey

[Doogle]

Oh Hollie is actually here this episode