Official 'The Voice UK' Thread [Episode 5 - The Battle Rounds]

[Me. I Am Salman]

sob story :/

[Marc]

Danny
"u gonna go?"
:bored:

I hate when he does that

[Me. I Am Salman]

*sniffles*

[Marc]

Basshunter ay?

[Me. I Am Salman]

can't keep my eyes away from her boobs :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Laryngitis?

Nearly as good as 'I HAD TO WALK TO SCHOOL' sob-story :tongue:

[Black Dagger]

She's a belter.

Can see Tom going.

[Me. I Am Salman]

**** Danny!!!! Ahhhh

[MTVN]

Danny and Will always copy each other

[Marc]

She said Meningitis didn't she?

[Black Dagger]

Two auditions in

Danny is getting on my ****ing nerves.

[Doogle]

If I was singing and those 2 turned round I would not feel special.

[Vanessa]

Laryngitis?

Nearly as good as 'I HAD TO WALK TO SCHOOL' sob-story :tongue:

Tonight we have sob stories on both The Voice and BGT ! :bored:

[Brother Leon]

Jessie needs to fall back asap.

[Black Dagger]

Danny and Will always copy each other

It's getting on my nerves now :tongue:

[Me. I Am Salman]

jenny jones and jessie j - would be perfect

[Marc]

Just pick Danny, get all his artists out of the way

[GiRTh]

Two auditions in

Danny is getting on my ****ing nerves.
This. HE's getting on my nerves too.

[Me. I Am Salman]

do the judges ever change their clothes lol they always look the same

[Black Dagger]

jenny jones and jessie j - would be perfect

I think she'll work well with Will.

She seems lovely, might be battle rounds fodder, but I like her voice.

[Doogle]

Aww she seemed so sweet.

[Marc]

Will :cheer2:

[Black Dagger]

do the judges ever change their clothes lol they always look the same

Auditions were all filmed over a duration of a few days.

Whereas X Factor the judges are always moving cities etc.

[Doogle]

OOOOH BABY BABY -raves-

[Me. I Am Salman]

the banter / rivalry is so blatantly scripted

[Marc]

Danny pee off, you're copying him

[Marc]

Tasted fame isit

[Marc]

Haha was that certificate in his toilet?

[MTVN]

Another has-been :bored:

[Vanessa]

Will :cheer2:

Will is so nice! I really like him! :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

Oooh I've heard this guy.

He won't go through.

[Marc]

Newton Faulkner :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Dream Catch Me :amazed:

Oh, well I think Danny has his team sorted out if he turns.

[Me. I Am Salman]

a crazed teen fan :/

[GiRTh]

A Danny fan eh!! hope he doesn't turn round

[Marsh.]

Is Danny scared of being the only one to turn around?

[Marc]

Song..

[Me. I Am Salman]

American Boy :amazed:

[Doogle]

No one will turn I think.

[Marc]

He probably won't turn around.. lolz

[Black Dagger]

Nope.

Dun like her =(.

[GiRTh]

She's murdering it. LOL

[Marc]

Is Danny scared of being the only one to turn around?
looks like it doesn't it

[Marc]

I like that, as part of this show they only have good people

[Me. I Am Salman]

yess he turned :)
i like her.

[Doogle]

It's like he feels awkward if it's just him. He has to have someone hold his hand.

[Maia]

:amazed: Good stuff Will

[Marc]

Creepy...

[GiRTh]

Nice timing Will.

[Black Dagger]

I bet Will feels like absolute ****ing **** now.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Will.i.am's hairstyle pisses me off.

[Kate!]

2 good females to start tonight. Think this Sophie won't get through.

[MTVN]

Bet Will's regretting it now

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why is she over the moon I thought she wanted Danny :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

Bet Will's regretting it now

He'll make her feel 2nd best in the battle rounds, I know I would.

Tom might turn for this guy.

[Marc]

wonder if Tom will turn

[Marc]

This song :love:

[MTVN]

This guy :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

What would will.i.am bring out in this guy.. Tom should turn.

[Doogle]

I don't see anyone turning.

[Black Dagger]

Mary Byrne >

tehehehe

[Me. I Am Salman]

tuuurnnn.. ahh dammit

[Marc]

he's soooo gooood!!!

[Maia]

Poor guy

[Black Dagger]

N'aww.

So close as well =(

[MTVN]

Poor bloke

[Doogle]

He was a very very good singer and he seems very nice.

[Black Dagger]

When you look at a lot who have made it...

ANOTHER ROBBED.

[Marc]

silliness

[Doogle]

When you look at a lot who have made it...

ANOTHER ROBBED.

ikr each mentor is really wanting something specific.

[GiRTh]

When you look at a lot who have made it...

ANOTHER ROBBED.This.

[Marc]

duo :amazed:

[Maia]

Indie and Pixie? My two favourite things!! :amazed:

[Brother Leon]

Would go for Blondey.

[Black Dagger]

ikr each mentor is really wanting something specific.

They're going on about VARIETY AND THE VOICE.

But they've only had soft rock/pop/rnb go through :tongue:

OMG, I LOVE THESE, I SAW THEM ON YOUTUBE.

[Marsh.]

It bugs me that they pretty much want 10 copies of the same type of artist in their category when surely that's not how it should work.

[Maia]

If they don't get picked I will cry

[Marc]

I like them together <3

[Marc]

Jessie :worship:

[Maia]

Jessie :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Jessie's bagged <3

These are so good, found my favourites =)

[Me. I Am Salman]

They compliment eachother's voices well

[Black Dagger]

And has Reggie died?

Holly's getting all the air-time :tongue:

[Maia]

Think we have our winners

[MTVN]

Hmm wonder who'll they'll pick

[Marc]

They have all four?

[Doogle]

They're not actually that good in my opinion.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Yeah where tf is Reggie!

[Marc]

They are cute

[Kate!]

Pixie!!!!!

[Marsh.]

They're not that good. And surprise, surprise Danny went last.

[Marc]

Well Jessie has another act....

[Black Dagger]

Urgh.

DS saying they were terrible :bored:

[MTVN]

They're not actually that good in my opinion.

I didn't think so either

[Me. I Am Salman]

*******

[GiRTh]

Pick Will.

[Marc]

DS are terrible.

[Maia]

Urgh.

DS saying they were terrible :bored:

DS :bored:

[Maia]

DS are terrible.

:worship: [x2750285]

[Brother Leon]

They were meh tbh.

[Me. I Am Salman]

jessie j i bet

[Kate!]

I like their enthusiasm

[GiRTh]

Yeah where tf is Reggie!He introduced that girl who was Danny's big fan.

[Me. I Am Salman]

they're nothing like spice girls!

[Black Dagger]

DS are terrible.

They are, I dun know why I go on it, half of them wrote off the show 30 minutes into it's debut :bored:

Indie and Pixie <3.

Oh, older female, Tom :wink:

[Doogle]

Let's see how this goes.

[Marc]

the firs tthing she thinks of when she wakes up is the voice... and not her kids? :bored: bitch :tongue:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lol

[Marc]

:love: this song sfm

[Marc]

Bit of country in her voice

[Doogle]

ONE OF YOU TURN ROUND :nono:

[Black Dagger]

<3

TOM TURN AROUND.

She's good for your team.

[Marc]

yes tom! :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

she sounds younger

[Black Dagger]

Yesssssss <3

[Brother Leon]

Soul/R&B act please?

Or is one too much? :joker:

[GiRTh]

Has Tom recorded this song too?

[Me. I Am Salman]

**** OFF danny nobody cares!! UrGhghGHghgHHG O_o

[Marc]

Aw she's my underdog fav :lovedup:

[Kate!]

Love this EBTG song.

She's ok, but not fab.

[Me. I Am Salman]

what pisses me off more is when he says he's gonna go a billion times but he doesn't :bored:

[Black Dagger]

Soul/R&B act please?

Or is one too much? :joker:

Cassius and Heshima are RNB.

And a Soul singer is on later =).

[Doogle]

Love this EBTG song.

She's ok, but not fab.

True, but let's wait and see what Tom can do with her.

[Maia]

Good one for Tom

[GiRTh]

Is Danny the head judge? Why does he always talk first?

[MTVN]

Tom almost feels obliged to turn for these kind of acts I think

[Black Dagger]

Only 4 left =(.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg she is not 17!!

[Marc]

she better be good

[Black Dagger]

Is Danny the head judge? Why does he always talk first?

Danny is getting paid least, so I dun think so :tongue:

[Me. I Am Salman]

California Dreamin :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

Tom only turns because these are the only acts that will actively choose him. Her voice gave me a headache, too much wobbly warbling.

[Marc]

I hope she has a 70s voice

[Marc]

THIS SONG :worship:

[Black Dagger]

<3.

Love this song.

TURN AROUND FOR HER.

[GiRTh]

Love this song.

[Me. I Am Salman]

her voice is so soothing

[MTVN]

Good tune

[Maia]

She has a very nice voice

[Marsh.]

Love this. Turn around you idiots!!!

[Doogle]

Her hair :lovedup:

[Me. I Am Salman]

turn you bastards!

[Marc]

I would turn for the song choice alone

[Black Dagger]

Turn around.

=(

[Me. I Am Salman]

shes on the floor as well :'( cmon!

[MTVN]

Oh get up

[GiRTh]

They're gonna be gutted when they see her.

[Black Dagger]

No... =(

[Maia]

They're missing out :(

[Doogle]

I love her, this is the kind of singer I love. Aww :(

[GiRTh]

Balls.

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh **** YOU DANNY >:(

[Marc]

aw oh noes

[Black Dagger]

DANNY YOU TWAT.

IF YOU HAVE ONE LIKE HER, YOU PAIR HER FOR BATTLE.

Douchebag.

[GiRTh]

Danny talks first again.

[Doogle]

Danny is such an idiot he could just put 2 similar ones together next round and see which he prefers.

[Kate!]

Turn round fgs

Aaaaw no. Harriet was good.

[GiRTh]

You muppets.

[Marc]

Do you think they prioritise the best people for the earlier auditions?

[Me. I Am Salman]

You ruined her life Danny :/

[MTVN]

Danny is quite annoying, his mannerisms

[Marsh.]

What idiots. No doubt they'll turn around for this Steve Brookstein.

[Black Dagger]

You ruined her life Danny :/

This is why I wish they could choose 12 :sad:

She'd have got through.

Oooh this guy =)

[GiRTh]

Dear lord!!!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

terrible song. but he's singing it well

[GiRTh]

Shut up Danny.

[Marc]

sounds paolo'ish

[Black Dagger]

DANNY **** OFF.

Getting on my tits tonight.

[Black Dagger]

DANNY **** OFF.

Getting on my tits tonight.

[Black Dagger]

I hope he picks Tom.

He's dead on Team Danny, his boys are stronger.

[Doogle]

So Danny FINALLY turns around...

...for that. :bored:

[Black Dagger]

I hope he picks Tom.

He's dead on Team Danny, his boys are stronger.

[Maia]

Danny's team complete

[Me. I Am Salman]

Pick Tom!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

woops too late lol

[Black Dagger]

Oh yeah, you have too many similar boys.

BUT YOU DON'T TURN FOR ONE OF THE BEST GIRLS. *******

[Marc]

Finally.

[Maia]

What happens when they have a full team, do they still stay in the chairs or go home :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

she looks fierce

[GiRTh]

Like her. Hope she gets picked,

[Black Dagger]

Wonder if she's all Misha B'esque

Without the cuntishness.

[Me. I Am Salman]

sob story alert
ok this is pretty sad though lol

[Doogle]

I do like Danny but he is incredibly irritating when he won't turn round. However, he is still better than the whole XF8 panel put together.

[Marc]

Danny can watch them now? no?

[Marsh.]

Yes, pleeeease let him go home.

[Maia]

Oh they stay there :laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Danny is in no way better than Sharon :nono:

[Black Dagger]

I thought she was doing Clocks then and got excited.

=(.

[GiRTh]

Love her.

[Marsh.]

She sounds like she's taking the mick out of Kelly Rowland.

[Marc]

wrong song choice

[Maia]

:shocked:

[Me. I Am Salman]

turn!

[Doogle]

Her voice is sort of different, and omg what a powerful voice. :amazed:

[Marc]

or not! haha

[GiRTh]

Yayyyyyy!!!!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg wow :shocked: some long arse note

[Brother Leon]

Wow.

[Maia]

Well that was a note and a half

[Doogle]

That was a bloody long time :shocked:

[Black Dagger]

Tom might have found himself a winner :tongue:

Might not have 4th place sewn up after all xD.

[Maia]

"That note did it for me" :joker:

[GiRTh]

Toms got a winner there.

[Marsh.]

I think they "let" Tom have that one. lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

I like Tom's category

[Me. I Am Salman]

Drake :amazed::amazed:

[Black Dagger]

One of them gets to the end anyway.

Silly Tom.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Weird that they're playing Drake

[Maia]

Outright battle here

[Black Dagger]

She won't get it.

Got half an hour left.

[Maia]

Oh my goodness :joker:

[Marc]

dislike

[Marc]

john legend :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

That was quick lol

[Marc]

omg what

[GiRTh]

Wtf

[Maia]

:laugh: She's through then

[Maia]

Who will she pick

[Black Dagger]

Or not.

She's a massive arse.

She'll be hate figure.

[Me. I Am Salman]

lol they cant turn around

[GiRTh]

Face the front love.

[Black Dagger]

She's not even that good.

[Brother Leon]

I don't get the fuss lol.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i like her :3

[Doogle]

She's gonna have the papers digging up dirt on her and the media getting the public against her asap

[Maia]

Or not.

She's a massive arse.

She'll be hate figure.

I know :joker: Everyone's gonna hate her

[Me. I Am Salman]

will look a bit more enthusiastic lol :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I don't get it. Someone unique and interesting gets passed on because they "can only pick 10" then with this one they turn around within the first 10 seconds when she sounds like any generic singer???

[Maia]

I don't get it. Someone unique and interesting gets passed on because they "can only pick 10" then with this one they turn around within the first 10 seconds when she sounds like any generic singer???

I know it's ridiculous :bored:

[Black Dagger]

I know :joker: Everyone's gonna hate her

I thought it'd be Bo.

But this girl has just taken the crown :p

[MTVN]

Why'll she be a hate figure :conf2:

[Marsh.]

And I'm sick of Jessie and Will taking song choice into account because they're flattered. You're supposed to judge their voice not the song, it isn't theirs.

[Marc]

She'll pick Jessie

[Me. I Am Salman]

Poor Will getting all emotional

[Black Dagger]

I don't get it. Someone unique and interesting gets passed on because they "can only pick 10" then with this one they turn around within the first 10 seconds when she sounds like any generic singer???

I know.

I'm bitter about 4 Non Blondes girl.

She was so much better than the others.

[Marc]

she reminds me of the dumb girl from Skins..

[Marc]

..Pandora is it?

[MTVN]

Alright she is a bit of a bitch

[Black Dagger]

Why'll she be a hate figure :conf2:

Bratty teenagers don't go down well with people?

[GiRTh]

SHe wont be liked.

[Marc]

"purely because you're female" haha

[Me. I Am Salman]

I like her. She's nice.

[MTVN]

Bratty teenagers don't go down well with people?

Missed her intro, only saw her singing

[GiRTh]

Does Will get the dregs now?

[Me. I Am Salman]

So it's all down to Will now

[Brother Leon]

Awkward time for Will lol.

[Marsh.]

At least Will gets any he chooses now. They'll probably bring out an excellent one now. lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

Stop playing that song! It belongs to BGT :hmph:

[GiRTh]

Like Chloe.

[MTVN]

Wills in quite a good position really, the next really good person is guaranteed his