Talk to the animals task

[erinp5]

Day 22: The Animals Say the Funniest Things task



1 hour ago



Wolfy talks to the animals but do they talk back? Big Brother's latest task is set to challenge her claims.

The House Doctor Doolittle announced, "Big Brother would like me to give you a masterclass on how to express your feeling to animals. Then you will be tested."

Using stuffed toys the housemates have to practise in the living room before heading out to the garden where they must tell their secrets to three friendly animals – Brian the emu, Mr Tops the rabbit and Margaret the oyster. These are actual real-life animals!

Once each housemate has shared a secret, Wolfy's real task will be revealed. She must speak to the three creatures and convince them to reveal the housemates secrets. For each she correctly learns, she will earn one reward.

[erinp5]

11.22am: Wolfy is called to the Diary Room. "You're gonna be on telly!" shouts Jack.

11.29am: Wolfy trains HMs on how to talk to animals, practicing with cuddly toys. Joe: "But Wolfy, it's a stuffed toy" #BBtask

11.33am: Housemates are laughing a lot as Dan practices talking to animals. Wolfy's being sporting and chuckling along with them.

11.38am: After some playful talking to the animals from other HMs, Callum's baring his soul to a stuffed elephant. Erm... #awkward

11.44am: Where some HMs chuckle while talking to the cuddly toys, Hazel flatly refuses to play then Daley opens up big time. Deep.

11.47am: The #BBtask opens a can of worms. Dan's monkey talk involves saying it's okay to talk behind backs depending on context.

11.51am: Daley asks the monkey "What giraffe... sorry - 'do you have' - to teach me". #BBtask

11.53am: It started to look like "group therapy" as Dexter put it, but now HMs are lightly bickering about the animal-talk idea.

11.55am: HMs learn they now get to talk to real animals, including an emu. "I swear an emu's like a flamingo" says Sophie. #BBtask

12.01pm: Housemates are preparing to speak to Mr Tops the giant rabbit, Brian the emu and Margaret the oyster. #BBtask

12.04pm: Callum couldn't resist visiting Brian the emu. Jack's too scared of the bird. Now Charlie's meeting Mr Tops the rabbit.

12.06pm: Here's what HMs are up to in the garden with Mr Tops, Brian and Margaret: http://t.co/fxfAsfUBxe

12.10pm: Dan reveals to Mr Tops that he thinks the task is all part of Big Brother and Wolfys' act.

12.20pm: Hazel tries to to talk to Brian the emu. Laughing, she tells him that she's finding it hard to cope with the House.

12.30pm: Sam is now taking his turn talking to Margaret the oyster and telling her that Jack made him feel a little upset earlier

[erinp5]

12.40pm: Wolfy's outside with the animals looking in her element. Inside, HMs have interesting, varied opinions on shamanism.

12.47pm: Wolfy speaks to Brian the emu in the garden. In the living area HMs discuss how they're going to cook a chicken later.

12.51pm: Big Brother's called Wolfy back and she's now revealing what she learned from the animals

[smeagol]

big suprise a wolfy task we didnt see that coming lol

[erinp5]

1.02pm: Wolfy got a reward for the group having got one of the housemates' secrets. Yay! #bbuklive

1.11pm: Gina's reasoning that the #BBtask might not have been the most scientific of tests:joker:

[erinp5]

big suprise a wolfy task we didnt see that coming lol

What a shock!! never saw that coming :hugesmile:

[HBB1508]

big suprise a wolfy task we didnt see that coming lol

This - :sleep:

[smeagol]

do like this bit though lol 12.10pm: Dan reveals to Mr Tops that he thinks the task is all part of Big Brother and Wolfys' act.

[erinp5]

do like this bit though lol 12.10pm: Dan reveals to Mr Tops that he thinks the task is all part of Big Brother and Wolfys' act.

always the copper :sleep:

[Gypsy]

hey I wanna see the emu

[erinp5]

elephant confessions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ePaHoO0oU8


Cringe!!!!

[Vanessa]

do like this bit though lol 12.10pm: Dan reveals to Mr Tops that he thinks the task is all part of Big Brother and Wolfys' act.

That's hilarious! :joker:

[Roy Mars III]

do like this bit though lol 12.10pm: Dan reveals to Mr Tops that he thinks the task is all part of Big Brother and Wolfys' act.

good old Dan

[erinp5]

:wink:Callum has done this 'therapy' before

[erinp5]

I hope the animals havn't told Wolfy about the safe house.:joker:

[sampvt]

surprise surprise, BB are looking to give wolfy centre stage and good edits just cause they are desperate to get her and Dan in the secret room. I wonder how many good edits or tasks Dexter and gina will get before Friday. BB you suck at this, its so transparent.

[erinp5]

Dan just ask the Monkey the question!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SucvBp8ozk0

[Marcus.]

I hope the animals havn't told Wolfy about the safe house.:joker:

aye :joker:
we can let them do that

[Withano]

Callum, Daley, Dexter, Hazel, Sam, Sophie and Wolfy have never been given a plug for airtime by BB. Everybody else has been given airtime by tasks, missions etc exactly once.

Giving Wolfy a task isn't unfair, it looks like they're just taking it in turns.

[flamingGalah!]

Yet more maximum airtime for "The People's Princess" Wolfy :sleep: :idc:

They should have got a parrot in there that would actually tell her to ****** off...

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh ffs :bored:

[Vanessa]

Yet more maximum airtime for "The People's Princess" Wolfy :sleep: :idc:

They should have got a parrot in there that would actually tell her to ****** off...

:laugh2:

[erinp5]

Yet more maximum airtime for "The People's Princess" Wolfy :sleep: :idc:

They should have got a parrot in there that would actually tell her to ****** off...

:joker::joker:

[Cherie]

This task would have been planned for a while and given Wolfys claim to be able to speak to them it's a pretty good choice.

[Marcus.]

Yet more maximum airtime for "The People's Princess" Wolfy :sleep: :idc:

They should have got a parrot in there that would actually tell her to ****** off...

:joker::joker:

:joker:

[Jemal]

Need to get waterhog in there to write a quick poem to tell wolfy to do one.

[erinp5]

Day 22: Animals Say The Funniest Things - the result
6 mins ago
The Animals Say The Funniest Things task today saw Wolfy communing with animals to try and get the gist of what housemates have on ... Read more

The Animals Say The Funniest Things task today saw Wolfy communing with animals to try and get the gist of what housemates have on their mind. In a slightly unscientific test, the gang practiced by chatting with cuddly toys before being let loose on the garden, one-by-one, where an emu (Brian), an oyster (Margaret) and a rabbit (Mr Tops) were hanging out. Each housemate spoke in turn with the animal of their choice before returning to the living area and keeping their chinwag schtum.

It didn't seem like all housemates were taking the task too seriously. Hazel seemed a little embarrassed when delivering her secret and Daley in particular offered a bit of an off-the-wall insight about his male grooming routine. This may have affected the results somewhat.

After housemates were done it was Wolfy's turn to see if she could discern the secrets the animals were keeping. In the event, she managed to get one of her pals' innermost-thoughts from the livestock in the garden, which means the crew will receive a solitary reward later on today.

Before that they've got the arrival of the shopping to look out for – so luckily spirits remain rather high.

[sampvt]

Day 22: Animals Say The Funniest Things - the result
6 mins ago
The Animals Say The Funniest Things task today saw Wolfy communing with animals to try and get the gist of what housemates have on ... Read more

The Animals Say The Funniest Things task today saw Wolfy communing with animals to try and get the gist of what housemates have on their mind. In a slightly unscientific test, the gang practiced by chatting with cuddly toys before being let loose on the garden, one-by-one, where an emu (Brian), an oyster (Margaret) and a rabbit (Mr Tops) were hanging out. Each housemate spoke in turn with the animal of their choice before returning to the living area and keeping their chinwag schtum.

It didn't seem like all housemates were taking the task too seriously. Hazel seemed a little embarrassed when delivering her secret and Daley in particular offered a bit of an off-the-wall insight about his male grooming routine. This may have affected the results somewhat.

After housemates were done it was Wolfy's turn to see if she could discern the secrets the animals were keeping. In the event, she managed to get one of her pals' innermost-thoughts from the livestock in the garden, which means the crew will receive a solitary reward later on today.

Before that they've got the arrival of the shopping to look out for – so luckily spirits remain rather high.

The quote...even a blind squirrel will one day find an acorn...springs to mind.

[Vanessa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw033jeDr80

Who is the person Dexter is talking about ? :shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Vanessa]

DS thinks Dexter is talking about Charlie in that video. :suspect:

[ThisIsNickkk]

This is just a piss take.. this means Wolfy is going to dominate our screens tomorrow. yawn! She's already annoying me, I don't think I can take her saying the Emu is REALLY talking to her.

I'm wondering, why do none of these animals ever tell her to jump over the compound wall?

[erinp5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw033jeDr80

Who is the person Dexter is talking about ? :shocked::shocked::shocked:

Gina perhaps

[Vanessa]

Gina perhaps

I tought it could be Charlie. She was sitting on his lap yesterday. :suspect:

[Roy Mars III]

Dexter is so full of ****, it is amazing. Might be one of my all time favorite housemates soon

[Vanessa]

Dexter is so full of ****, it is amazing. Might be one of my all time favorite housemates soon

But Charlie was sitting on his lap yesterday. Something is going on there. :suspect:

[erinp5]

But Charlie was sitting on his lap yesterday. Something is going on there. :suspect:

If Charlie liked Dexter she would not have nommed him.Gina is his Queen .

[Marcus.]

dexter in my top 3 for this year

it jack and joe/gina/dexter

[Vanessa]

If Charlie liked Dexter she would not have nommed him.Gina is his Queen .

But Dexter seems keen on her. Maybe she'll warm to him. :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

I do think Gina and Dexter would make an interesting couple. :amazed:

[erinp5]

I do think Gina and Dexter would make an interesting couple. :amazed:

Maybe not on the outside but they are my King and Queeen of this BB.
I like the relationship they have, it's a genuine love /hate.:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

aye and them in the safe out would be wow

[Vanessa]

Maybe not on the outside but they are my King and Queeen of this BB.
I like the relationship they have, it's a genuine love /hate.:hugesmile:

Josie and John James were like that as well. :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

Digital Spy think Dexter fancies Dan! :laugh2:

[Marcus.]

Josie and John James were like that as well. :hugesmile:

yeah they where lovey dovey in the house

Digital Spy think Dexter fancies Dan! :laugh2:

:joker:
you never know

[fingers]

This task would have been planned for a while and given Wolfys claim to be able to speak to them it's a pretty good choice.It has just been brought forward, BY COINCIDENCE!

[erinp5]

Josie and John James were like that as well. :hugesmile:

Josie and John James were so fake it was laughable .John James fancied JJ,their relationship was more believable.
Wolfy is this years Josie!!a big fat lazy bore.

[Marcus.]

Josie and John James were so fake it was laughable .John James fancied JJ,their relationship was more believable.
Wolfy is this years Josie!!a big fat lazy bore.

:joker:

[fingers]

This is just a piss take.. this means Wolfy is going to dominate our screens tomorrow. yawn! She's already annoying me, I don't think I can take her saying the Emu is REALLY talking to her.

I'm wondering, why do none of these animals ever tell her to jump over the compound wall?So she made a lucky guess on one and probably spouted bollocks for the other two. So which animal actually told her and which two lied to/ignored her?

[fingers]

Josie and John James were like that as well. :hugesmile:They spent so much time "undercover" it was a sheer waste of Live feed.

[Marcus.]

They spent so much time "undercover" it was a sheer waste of Live feed.

yes
way to much
they needed to take the cover away

[smeagol]

dan is pretty smart they are doin this task cause wolfy is gonna go tomorrow ha. he is right but not quite right. lol
lol@dex now who has the horny hobbit got his trouser snake eye on lol sss

[erinp5]

3.52pm: Wolfy's just received her reward for the #BBtask - the ingredients for a delicious fish supper
she's certainly no stranger to a fish supper

[erinp5]

:bored:4.02pm: Wolfy's filleting mackerel like it's going out of fashion
It's all about Wolfy today.

[sampvt]

Totally unfair and I guess tomorrow will al be about Dan. How predictable.

[Kizzy]

What's new, it's practically been the wolfy show since day 1!

[erinp5]

Totally unfair and I guess tomorrow will al be about Dan. How predictable.

If it is it will be to late to get to the HL show on Friday.
Friday show will be all Wolfy if the twitter and CH5 website is anything to go buy.

[fingers]

:bored:4.02pm: Wolfy's filleting mackerel like it's going out of fashion
It's all about Wolfy today.
Mackerel? for a fish Supper?:dance:

[Marcus.]

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive 14m
4.08pm: Most HMs are avoiding the fishy smells from the kitchen by lounging in the garden. #bbuklive

[erinp5]

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive 14m
4.08pm: Most HMs are avoiding the fishy smells from the kitchen by lounging in the garden. #bbuklive

I doubt it is the first time they have avoided the fishy smell when it comes to Wolfy!!

[CaudleHalbard]

I doubt it is the first time they have avoided the fishy smell when it comes to Wolfy!!

Ewwwww! :eek:

......... but very true! ;)

[Marcus.]

I doubt it is the first time they have avoided the fishy smell when it comes to Wolfy!!

:joker:
awwwwwwww poor lass

[fingers]

Is she doing the filleting with the same hands that she uses to claw the gunge out of her vagina?

[erinp5]

Is she doing the filleting with the same hands that she uses to claw the gunge out of her vagina?

I know I would not be eating /smoking anything she handled.

[Marcus.]

Is she doing the filleting with the same hands that she uses to claw the gunge out of her vagina?

have not got a scobby
but ewwww

[flamingGalah!]

Is she doing the filleting with the same hands that she uses to claw the gunge out of her vagina?

Yes, well it's basically the same stuff coming out of the mackerel as what she gouged out of her cavernous vagina...

[Vanessa]

dan is pretty smart they are doin this task cause wolfy is gonna go tomorrow ha. he is right but not quite right. lol
lol@dex now who has the horny hobbit got his trouser snake eye on lol sss

Who will be sitting on his lap tonight? :joker:

[Marcus.]

who be the lucky lass

[Vanessa]

who be the lucky lass

Maybe Dan ? :laugh3:

[Marcus.]

Maybe Dan ? :laugh3:

:joker:
aye

[erinp5]

Turns out Wolfy can't talk to the animals!! who would have thunk it:hugesmile:



In today’s Big Brother task, Wolfy attempted to discovered three secrets that the housemates shared with Brian the emu, Mr Tops the giant rabbit and Margaret the oyster.




In summary, the secrets each housemate shared with the animals were:

· Callum told Brian the emu that he was gutted Charlie had lost her faith in him and was questioning things.

· Charlie told Mr Tops the rabbit that she is feeling judged and intimidated by certain people in the house.

· Daley told Mr Tops the rabbit that he trims his bum hair.

· Dan told Mr Tops the rabbit that he thinks the task was set to make them look stupid because Wolfy is leaving tomorrow night.

· Dexter told Mr Tops the rabbit that he has romantic feeling for someone in the house who’s not Hazel and this mental connection is confusing him.

· Gina told Brian the emu that she feels more comfortable with the animals than she does the housemates.

· Hazel told Brian the emu that everyone is driving her crazy and she is uncomfortable having to deal with so many open emotions in the house.

· Jack told Mr Tops the rabbit that he is fed up with all the deep conversations in the house because they get dull.

· Jackie told Brian the emu that she found the first two weeks difficult but is now starting to relax more.

· Joe told Mr Tops the rabbit that sometimes he feels like the most lonely person in the house.

· Sam told Margaret the oyster that he was cheesed off with Daley.

· Sophie told Mr Tops the rabbit that she thinks people in the house only see what they want to see and didn’t keep an open mind regarding Wolfy’s unusual beliefs.

Wolfy attempted to discover three of these secrets by talking to the animals:

She thought Callum told Mr Tops the rabbit that he has a problem with how people are reacting to the fact that he is always seen as ‘Mr Nice’. This was INCORRECT.

She thought Jackie said she wished there was someone on her wavelength in the house. This was INCORRECT.

She thought Jack wanted a fun experience in the house, but felt that sometimes people enjoyed deep conversations too much. This was CORRECT.

As Wolfy discovered one secret correctly, she won one reward – ingredients for a fish supper for the whole house

Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-...l.html#ixzz2Y6AWBVhm

[Marcus.]

oh dear

[fingers]

Turns out Wolfy can't talk to the animals!! who would have thunk it:hugesmile:



In today’s Big Brother task, Wolfy attempted to discovered three secrets that the housemates shared with Brian the emu, Mr Tops the giant rabbit and Margaret the oyster.




In summary, the secrets each housemate shared with the animals were:

· Callum told Brian the emu that he was gutted Charlie had lost her faith in him and was questioning things.

· Charlie told Mr Tops the rabbit that she is feeling judged and intimidated by certain people in the house.

· Daley told Mr Tops the rabbit that he trims his bum hair.

· Dan told Mr Tops the rabbit that he thinks the task was set to make them look stupid because Wolfy is leaving tomorrow night.

· Dexter told Mr Tops the rabbit that he has romantic feeling for someone in the house who’s not Hazel and this mental connection is confusing him.

· Gina told Brian the emu that she feels more comfortable with the animals than she does the housemates.

· Hazel told Brian the emu that everyone is driving her crazy and she is uncomfortable having to deal with so many open emotions in the house.

· Jack told Mr Tops the rabbit that he is fed up with all the deep conversations in the house because they get dull.

· Jackie told Brian the emu that she found the first two weeks difficult but is now starting to relax more.

· Joe told Mr Tops the rabbit that sometimes he feels like the most lonely person in the house.

· Sam told Margaret the oyster that he was cheesed off with Daley.

· Sophie told Mr Tops the rabbit that she thinks people in the house only see what they want to see and didn’t keep an open mind regarding Wolfy’s unusual beliefs.

Wolfy attempted to discover three of these secrets by talking to the animals:

She thought Callum told Mr Tops the rabbit that he has a problem with how people are reacting to the fact that he is always seen as ‘Mr Nice’. This was INCORRECT.

She thought Jackie said she wished there was someone on her wavelength in the house. This was INCORRECT.

She thought Jack wanted a fun experience in the house, but felt that sometimes people enjoyed deep conversations too much. This was CORRECT.

As Wolfy discovered one secret correctly, she won one reward – ingredients for a fish supper for the whole house

Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-...l.html#ixzz2Y6AWBVhmWell it was almost correct, but what the hell, Wolfy has got to be seen in a positive light that was why we brought this task forward! Face it Wolfy, either you can't communicate with animals OR they all lied to you to make you look fookin' stoopid.

[pcro]

I wonder how many good edits or tasks Dexter and gina will get before Friday.

In addition to the two-and-a-half weeks of good edits they've gotten to this point?:joker:

[fingers]

Dexter and Gina don't fit in with BB's plans.

[Marcus.]

zw033jeDr80

[KingOfTheMods]

:joker:
awwwwwwww poor lass

She does look like she smells though. Of piss and biscuits probably.

[Marcus.]

She does look like she smells though. Of piss and biscuits probably.

oh nice