Re Hazel's comeuppance: If I were Gina and Dexter..

[alex_front2]

I would have a Quiz Night for the BB HMs with Gina and Dexter setting the questions about the outside world except they are making up the facts about they know nothing either (e.g. what has Kate Middleton called her newborn baby son? Alfred etc).

Then one of the questions should be: Premier League footballers Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji* want to date which housemate? Answer Hazel. Except this is completely made up. Watch Hazel drop Daley like a jar of cold sick when she thinks two Premier League players want her. :joker::joker:




*Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji are completely fabricated footballers that sound like the sort of sports stars Hazel would fancy.

[GiRTh]

:joker: That would be funny.

[Gillian-73]

Lol that would be interesting to see!

[alex_front2]

I would love to see Hazel's reaction. She really would fall for it as she is very confident in her sexual allure and she has dated sports men before so it wouldn't be out of reality for a Premier League player to want her. And if the risk that Callum (football fan) or boxer Daley claim to know the Premier League inside out and know all the players then BB can say they play for newly promoted Hull. Cardiff is risky as the Sam Welsh factor and Crystal Palace is dicey as Hazel and Daley know Croydon

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[cyberwar]

Haha That would be brilliant.

[alex_front2]

Mwah mwah!

Hazel would spend her time in the house poising in bikinis, counting the days till eviction so she could meet 'Dwyane and Ashley'!!

[CaudleHalbard]

Hope someone on the BB production team follows TiBB. This is a great idea.

Watch Hazel drop Daley as if he's a hot brick! :D

[Daffodil]

I would have a Quiz Night for the BB HMs with Gina and Dexter setting the questions about the outside world except they are making up the facts about they know nothing either (e.g. what has Kate Middleton called her newborn baby son? Alfred etc).

Then one of the questions should be: Premier League footballers Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji* want to date which housemate? Answer Hazel. Except this is completely made up. Watch Hazel drop Daley like a jar of cold sick when she thinks two Premier League players want her. :joker::joker:




*Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji are completely fabricated footballers that sound like the sort of sports stars Hazel would fancy.

If only this could happen! Would be brill. :devil:

[alex_front2]

Hope someone on the BB production team follows TiBB. This is a great idea.

Watch Hazel drop Daley as if he's a hot brick! :D

That would be amazing if they did this. I really would work as Hazel would fall hook line and sinker, her smug pseudo coy look would be hilarious. There are so many players in Premier League who only appear in about 3 games are season it would be plausible. Hearing Marcus saying 'Ashley and Dwayne' are in fact made up would crack me up.

[Kate!]

:devil: T'would be on a par with making Luke S look a complete tit last year with the sponsorship deal :laugh:

[alex_front2]

:devil: T'would be on a par with making Luke S look a complete tit last year with the sponsorship deal :laugh:

Yep, even better as Hazel would completely distance herself from Daley the way she dumped Dan when he was nominated. :joker:

These tricks only work on HM with massive egos and Luke S and Hazel have these!

[mr rochester]

This is very compelling! Can someone get in touch with the production team and put it forward as an extremely brilliant suggestion?

My only concern is that this might make Daily Male perceive her as even more attractive and a trophy for him and then he may make a bigger play for her - thus making it even more painful for his GF.

[alex_front2]

This is very compelling! Can someone get in touch with the production team and put it forward as an extremely brilliant suggestion?

My only concern is that this might make Daily Male perceive her as even more attractive and a trophy for him and then he may make a bigger play for her - thus making it even more painful for his GF.

I think Hazel would just back away from Daley if he pursued her as a trophy. She is blatantly not really into him imo.

Daley would be no match for Mr Premier League £70K a week. Hazel is very ambitious for fame and has made it very plain she likes the fame and glamour sports stars (so far she's ensured the tragic suicide boxer and the Irish rugby guy - these guys however were small time). She wants to be a UK-based glamour model and becoming a power-couple with a top footballer will be a big coup.

[mr rochester]

Daley would be no match for Mr Premier League £70K a week. Hazel is very ambitious for fame and has made it very plain she likes the fame and glamour sports stars (so far she's ensured the tragic suicide boxer and the Irish rugby guy - these guys however were small time). She wants to be a UK-based glamour model and becoming a power-couple with a top footballer will be a big coup.[/QUOTE]


Hmmm. In that case maybe BB could introduce a really gorgeous 'Mole" footballer (Dwayne Molesworth...) who postures as a newly signed for a really good team player. Then she will drop Daily Male and we can enjoy the thrill of him becoming comatose again...

[Vicky.]

3.03pm: #Ginxter are in the Diary Room getting briefed on a task called Making The Headlines. We'll have our own headlines soon.

Hmmm..maybe something similar?