H.M.S Samuel.......

[DrunkerThanMoses]

SAM IS BORING AS **** AND WILL BE A TERRIBLE WINNER. KING KOH WILL SLAY HIM EVEN IF YOU EVICT HIM ON FRIDAY BYE. xo

(it's not a fan thread yet)

Ironic that your signature gif will be you in 2 mins

[Kate!]

LUCAS!!

I will boil you in oil and feed you to the dolphins.

[Black Dagger]

:joker::joker::joker:great sense of humor.

Sam being described as a good housemate is funnier. hahahahahahhahahaha

[Black Dagger]

Ironic that your signature gif will be you in 2 mins

I can swim, I'm quite alright.

[Black Dagger]

posted in wrong thread lol

[Kyle]

Black dagger has shown why I don't want this to be a fan thread.


This thread needs banter and a fan thread has none.

[Kazanne]

SAM IS BORING AS **** AND WILL BE A TERRIBLE WINNER. KING KOH WILL SLAY HIM EVEN IF YOU EVICT HIM ON FRIDAY BYE. xo

(it's not a fan thread yet)

Off into the briney with you Dagger
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3584510/walk-the-plank-o.gif

[honeydew]

SAM IS BORING AS **** AND WILL BE A TERRIBLE WINNER. KING KOH WILL SLAY HIM EVEN IF YOU EVICT HIM ON FRIDAY BYE. xo

(it's not a fan thread yet)

Good post...:spin:

[Kazanne]

Black dagger has shown why I don't want this to be a fan thread.


This thread needs banter and a fan thread has none.

that's great SM ,none of us mind banter:xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

And who gives a **** what size Dexter's willy is, get a bastard grip.

We would if there was something to grip to:joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Brilliant posts Lucas :worship: call out the bore:worship:

[Kyle]

that's great SM ,none of us mind banter:xyxwave:

Exactly Kazanne,

Honeydew, Crap Dagger :wink: and anyone are quite welcome on this thread, just one rule. Enjoy yersels ya sea dogs.

[Black Dagger]

Crap Dagger :joker:

[Black Dagger]

brilliant posts lucas :worship: Call out the bore:worship:

get the cannons reece, we are going all in..

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Brilliant posts Lucas :worship: call out the bore:worship:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f1bc833f57436146576000ebd05f7edd/tumblr_mpte6iD89E1qcv3cyo1_250.gif

[Black Dagger]

Ew god, that bitch is worse than Sam :bored:

[honeydew]

Exactly Kazanne,

Honeydew, Crap Dagger :wink: and anyone are quite welcome on this thread, just one rule. Enjoy yersels ya sea dogs.

Thank you simple minds...

[reece(:]

get the cannons reece, we are going all in..
We won't let our beloved BB go 10 feet under with such a poor HM.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f1bc833f57436146576000ebd05f7edd/tumblr_mpte6iD89E1qcv3cyo1_250.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/f560d753db53c57bfbfddf8419aa65f2/tumblr_inline_mrfsnmcBuY1qz4rgp.gif

[Kyle]

Grappling hooks at the ready boys these lousy rapscallions are trying to board us.

Kazanne fire up the Sallie Cannon and point her in Dexters direction!

[Kyle]

Thank you simple minds...

Call me Captain or do one! That's rule 2! :devil::spin: :joker:

[Adamw92]

I'm with you Black Dagger and reece(:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0Nj7atMqfCA/UB58EMbUwMI/AAAAAAAAAd4/rz2c5dMjL7E/s400/kraken.gif

[Kyle]

I'm with you Black Dagger and reece(:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0Nj7atMqfCA/UB58EMbUwMI/AAAAAAAAAd4/rz2c5dMjL7E/s400/kraken.gif

Ah Bi Jeezus, someone just sunk the S.S Sleazy Sophie!

[honeydew]

Call me Captain or do one! That's rule 2! :devil::spin: :joker:

Captain Sunk......:joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

Stop trying to make sam hate happen lucas...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbem2fzo1Q1r67wfu.gif

[DrunkerThanMoses]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130426171514/biblestudy/images/e/e9/Moses-parting-red-sea.jpg

Last time I save us

[Kyle]

Captain Sunk......:joker::joker:

:joker:

Captain get your sorry ass to the brig! :joker::joker:

[smudgie]

Get the plank ready...

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Good news them beasts Dagger, Reece and the other one died drowning, but I saved everyone else

[Kate!]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeuUbKxONCtsXO2MZWjFzLPEXa0hwCS IyNAm9h_WiZUQ3r9OmiuA

come at me, yer varmints, I is ready fer yer all.

- waves sword menacingly ( well waves sword anyway )

:joker:-

[Kizzy]

http://media.tumblr.com/0063a0051e5409361d09027cc2050e72/tumblr_inline_mlsigjocwt1rvhk8y.gif

[Kyle]

Kazanne we are playing pirates I hope you don't come to our show in your storm trooper costume again!?

How embarrassing! :shocked:

[Kizzy]

http://media.tumblr.com/a1eadc53c8811eb1e847c090baa2a28f/tumblr_inline_mnqx7aR5f11qz4rgp.gif

[Kazanne]

Kazanne we are playing pirates I hope you don't come to our show in your storm trooper costume again!?

How embarrassing! :shocked:

I'll show you my costume later sir!!!!

[reece(:]

I'm with you Black Dagger and reece(:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0Nj7atMqfCA/UB58EMbUwMI/AAAAAAAAAd4/rz2c5dMjL7E/s400/kraken.gif

Taking over this ship!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/everything/tumblr_mqbsfeOpJf1r3frmto1_500.gif

[Adamw92]

Taking over this ship!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/everything/tumblr_mqbsfeOpJf1r3frmto1_500.gif

:joker: :joker:

http://kmpunksays.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/huzzah.gif?w=830

[smudgie]

Taking over this ship!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/everything/tumblr_mqbsfeOpJf1r3frmto1_500.gif

Those tentacles will give me nightmares tonight:shocked:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I dont like this ship any more, you let me join and with in 24 hours we are being attacked

[smudgie]

http://media.tumblr.com/a1eadc53c8811eb1e847c090baa2a28f/tumblr_inline_mnqx7aR5f11qz4rgp.gif

We will vanquish those pesky pirates.....we have squarebob at the helm

[Kyle]

Who took my mannequins plastic leg?


I can't do a 1 legged bird now......er I mean dress up one. :whistle:

[Verbal]

Lets get some songs going on board.:dance:
nUTXb-ga1fo

[Black Dagger]

Stop trying to make sam hate happen lucas...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbem2fzo1Q1r67wfu.gif

I don't hate him, I just have common sense and am aware how terrible he has been as a housemate :hmph:

[Kazanne]

I dont like this ship any more, you let me join and with in 24 hours we are being attacked

Don't let the ratters rattle ya,we will overcome ,here more grog:hugesmile:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4qu6xVfa1qzb4qeo1_500.gif

[Kyle]

I don't hate him, I just have common sense and am aware how terrible he has been as a housemate :hmph:

Please man, there's a storm brewing. Put your fishing rod away!

[Jemal]

*gets caught having a foursome*

[DrunkerThanMoses]

http://image.funscrape.com/images/a/attack_548.jpg

Time to take some off the MF out

[Kate!]

http://image.funscrape.com/images/a/attack_548.jpg

Time to take some off the MF out

:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

:hugesmile:

Jeeeez whatever has happened to WitchHazel, she been on those steroids again.

[Kate!]

:joker:

Captain get your sorry ass to the brig! :joker::joker:

:hugesmile: a fine name indeed!

[Kizzy]

I don't hate him, I just have common sense and am aware how terrible he has been as a housemate :hmph:

Hey we is just..

http://data.whicdn.com/images/23443753/cute-gif-lucas-till-taylor-swift-tired-of-drama-Favim.com-294599_large.gif

[Adamw92]

Hey we is just..

http://data.whicdn.com/images/23443753/cute-gif-lucas-till-taylor-swift-tired-of-drama-Favim.com-294599_large.gif

Ah, so you're all just watching...

http://i.imgur.com/WkM4Z.gif

We get it ;)

[Kate!]

Lets get some songs going on board.:dance:
nUTXb-ga1fo

TudHanl7AT8

[reece(:]

Let the battles continue
http://i43.tinypic.com/nci2bt.gif

[Kyle]

A lot of bitch fighting going on in my ship, since when did I let the cast of Hollyoaks on our fine vessel?

[Kate!]

ready to defend the ship Cap'n, now where are those wenches Kaz and Kizzy!?!

http://www.paperdroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Xena-xena-warrior-princess-3231102-.jpg

[Kyle]

Ah good ol Xena warrior princess. An aggressive lesbian with a huge sword, every young male child's fantasy :dance:

[Verbal]

That is quite an eclectic mix of genres, fair play

We'll have Barney next:joker:

[Kate!]

:joker:

[Kazanne]

http://www.doletown.com/simpsons/barney/barneyfly.gif

Please put it away.we have some rats to snare.

[Kizzy]

http://jessicaleejernigan.typepad.com/photos/misc_2/woman_custom.jpg

[Kate!]

I'm going ashore for supplies chaps.

Fire up the stove Mistress Kizzy, cos tonight we feast!

(back inabit)

[Vanessa]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/40811969/tumblr_m97txxKUB61r7d048_large.gif

[Kyle]

I'm going ashore for supplies chaps.

Fire up the stove Mistress Kizzy, cos tonight we feast!

(back inabit)


http://heahea.org/img/234-Tonight_we_dine_in_hell.jpg

[DrunkerThanMoses]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/40811969/tumblr_m97txxKUB61r7d048_large.gif

Moses drank it all

[smudgie]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/40811969/tumblr_m97txxKUB61r7d048_large.gif

Those pesky pirates been a our grog Captain..

[Kazanne]

http://heahea.org/img/234-Tonight_we_dine_in_hell.jpg

I have a special reservation ,just for you sir
http://www.abfab.co.uk/260x345/pirate-hat-3.gif:devil:

[Kyle]

I have a special reservation ,just for you sir
http://www.abfab.co.uk/260x345/pirate-hat-3.gif:devil:

And here was me thinking you were a brunette Kazzane! :dance:

[Kazanne]

And here was me thinking you were a brunette Kazzane! :dance:

I'm like a chameleon ,I change according to my mood:hugesmile:

[chuff me dizzy]

This thread needs changing into a FAN page only

[Kyle]

This thread needs changing into a FAN page only

Nah chuff it would be boring if it were a fan page.

All views are welcome here, this place is tongue in cheek.

[smudgie]

This thread needs changing into a FAN page only

How is ratty doing on the twittersphere Chuff.

[Kazanne]

This thread needs changing into a FAN page only

the captain don't want that shipmate Chuff,I think he like catching the rats.

[smudgie]

the captain don't want that shipmate Chuff,I think he like catching the rats.

Yèah, rat catcher general .

[chuff me dizzy]

How is ratty doing on the twittersphere Chuff.

Im off to have a quick look see ....wont be long

[Kyle]

Yèah, rat catcher general .



Second only to rear Admiral winks a lot Samuel himself.


He would never want this thread censored from any dissenters. :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

the captain don't want that shipmate Chuff,I think he like catching the rats.

As long as hes drowning them as well ....and lets be honest ,there are more of us than them ,will will slay and conquer anyone who talks about our lovely Sam

[Kyle]

As long as hes drowning them as well ....and lets be honest ,there are more of us than them ,will will slay and conquer anyone who talks about our lovely Sam

Not at all Chuff we shall adhere to the Geneva Convention. All prisoners of war shall be kept incarcerated until the axis of Evil the Republic of Gina and the Un-United States of Dexter are defeated.

All Prisoners shall then be released onto an island with their dictator of choice and have to spend the rest of their lives in their miserable company!


A fate worse than death! :devil:

[chuff me dizzy]

How is ratty doing on the twittersphere Chuff.

Ratty is aboard a swiftly sinking ship you will be glad to learn ,hes up the creek without a paddle

[Kyle]

Totally worth the inevitable ban that shall be coming my way Dukey :joker:

[Kazanne]

I have everyone on this thread on ignore. LOL :joker:

Which is just aswell as you'de hate some of our comments:joker::joker::joker:

[Kyle]

If I wasn't before I certainly would be now Kazzy :joker:


Now quick spam this thread so it buries what I put :devil:

[Kate!]

I have everyone on this thread on ignore. LOL :joker:

:cat: yeah Dexy asked me to give yer his number.... 077534.... Oh wait!! No point. :joker:

[Jemal]

Totally worth the inevitable ban that shall be coming my way Dukey :joker:

Respect.

[Kate!]

Hadouken!! Get yer pinny on and come and boil the lobsters for the feast. Mistress Kizzy is the galley, she'll help ya!

[Josy]

Right, there's too much reports coming from this thread..

Please don't post baiting comments directed at other members even if you find it funny they might not.

I really don't want to have to close this thread but I don't want to keep having to come in to deal with reports in here either.

[smudgie]

Ratty is aboard a swiftly sinking ship you will be glad to learn ,hes up the creek without a paddle

Ahh warms the cockles of me heart to hear that Chuff:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Right, there's too much reports coming from this thread..

Please don't post baiting comments directed at other members even if you find it funny they might not.

I really don't want to have to close this thread but I don't want to keep having to come in to deal with reports in here either.

Oh I like bold Josy,I think she should share our feast and plied with grog,:hugesmile: aye aye Josy .

[Black Dagger]

Right, there's too much reports coming from this thread..

Please don't post baiting comments directed at other members even if you find it funny they might not.

I really don't want to have to close this thread but I don't want to keep having to come in to deal with reports in here either.

Oh for **** sake :bored:

[Jemal]

Right, there's too much reports coming from this thread..

Please don't post baiting comments directed at other members even if you find it funny they might not.

I really don't want to have to close this thread but I don't want to keep having to come in to deal with reports in here either.

Where doing nothing wrong. Apart from earlier comments of course. But their reporting for nothing. We're doing fck all.

[Kazanne]

We've hit a reef again.pay attention me hearties and steer clear of the obstacles

[Josy]

Where doing nothing wrong. Apart from earlier comments of course. But their reporting for nothing. We're doing fck all.

We will be the judge of that.

You just deliberately avoided the filter too :)

Like I posted before even if you think it's funny if it's a comment aimed at another members it's against the rules.

[Kyle]

Hilarious. :joker:

[Kazanne]

C'mon folks Josy is right, they want the thread closing ,lets not rise to it.

[Kyle]

We will be the judge of that.

You just deliberately avoided the filter too :)

Like I posted before even if you think it's funny if it's a comment aimed at another members it's against the rules.

Where were you when posters were calling Sam fans stupid?

There's a couple of ass licks on here looking for a mod position.

[Jemal]

We will be the judge of that.

You just deliberately avoided the filter too :)

Like I posted before even if you think it's funny if it's a comment aimed at another members it's against the rules.

LOL na. Im on my iPhone so i miss out alot of letters from time to time;)

[Josy]

Where were you when posters were calling Sam fans stupid?

I was probably offline, I'm only just logged back in and the first thing I see is reports from this thread.

[Verbal]

Oh for **** sake :bored:

Where doing nothing wrong. Apart from earlier comments of course. But their reporting for nothing. We're doing fck all.

It's obviously down to me and my total inability to walk away from an obvious 'please argue with me so I can report you' trap. My bad.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/181077/sad-walk-o.gif

[smudgie]

I am totally ignoring answering anybody but shipmates now..I just don't get it.:conf:
No more banter:bawling:

[Josy]

It's obviously down to me and my total inability to walk away from an obvious 'please argue with me so I can report you' trap. My bad.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/181077/sad-walk-o.gif

The reports were nothing to do with you...

Anyway back on topic..

[Kyle]

I was probably offline, I'm only just logged back in and the first thing I see is reports from this thread.

Doesn't matter anyway, it's your forum we should abide by your rules.

[reece(:]

Cap'n Josy has laid down the law. Jump ship!
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/everything/i2fUzdMXxSkld.gif

[smudgie]

concentrating more on getting ratty out now.

Set sail for victory.:hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

IJC :lovedup:

[honeydew]

HAS SHIP SUNK YET..:joker::joker:

[Ramsay]

So it's a mutiny eh?

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/square_small/2/25521/1391547-zapp_brannigan_300x225.jpg

[Winkie Expand]

Full steam ahead!

[smudgie]

Looks like we have bunged the hole...full steam ahead.:hugesmile:

[Verbal]

Ok shipmates, this thread looks like closing.what a shame.

Time to resurrect the fan thread.:hugesmile:

Surprised this lasted this long with the amount of haters it has.

Welshmen never yield!



0NuTaQsMNaE

[smudgie]

Welshmen never yield!



0NuTaQsMNaE

Bloody pleased to hear it.:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

raise anchor and let's rid ourselves of the negativity,full sail ahead.

[Jemal]

Sigh. Minds is gone :(

[Kazanne]

Sigh. Minds is gone :(

he's resting Had,it's just a blip,you take over as captain until his return:hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Ok. Lets Get this ship back on track. Next Stop for HMS SAMUEL... THE FINAL.
Pull the anchor up and Lets get going!!!

[smudgie]

Aye aye Captain (in proxy):hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llidwwjP0Y1qdc59eo1_500.gif

[Kazanne]

http://www.shop.zauberkabinett.com/intern/noxarcan/files/phantoms_anime.gif

[smudgie]

http://www.shop.zauberkabinett.com/intern/noxarcan/files/phantoms_anime.gif

Wow, your gifs are great.

[Verbal]

Wow, your gifs are great.

Just gonna file that under *Things you would not have heard 20 years ago*:joker:

[smudgie]

Just gonna file that under *Things you would not have heard 20 years ago*:joker:

In my case, the last couple of years.:blush:

[Kizzy]

Heading into troubled waters...... hold on!!!!
http://dbhamill.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/boat-in-storm.gif

[smudgie]

Heading into troubled waters...... hold on!!!!
http://dbhamill.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/boat-in-storm.gif

Shiver me timbers.

[Kazanne]

Heading into troubled waters...... hold on!!!!
http://dbhamill.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/boat-in-storm.gif

:joker:Kizzy hold on to your suspenders:hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Man over board!!!!
Nvm its just a horse

[Kizzy]

No dexter we will not let you aboard! go away.....
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rat-with-life-preserver1.jpg

[Kazanne]

No dexter we will not let you aboard! go away.....
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rat-with-life-preserver1.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[Winkie Expand]

http://i1315.photobucket.com/albums/t599/roundsperminute/samosesposter_zps8fcf702a.png

[chuff me dizzy]

Wow, your gifs are great.

Shes a show off :joker: (Im only jealous !!)

[smudgie]

Shes a show off :joker: (Im only jealous !!)

We could maybe do with a few new ones.:hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

The sam hate on the board is on full board....

[Parmy]

Sign me up,these dexter fans are getting right on my moobs.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

where are the captains, probably hung over

[smudgie]

Time we hoisted the mainsail.....

[smudgie]

Anyhow, is this ship sailing forth.....:hugesmile:

I need a good ration of rum.

[AnnieK]

Certainly am...it's been entertaining I guess but not one real likeable person in there for me...

[Kazanne]

http://www.gifmania.co.uk/movies/pirates-of-the-caribbean/caribbean-pirates.gif

I see ratters ahead,full sail ahead,the HMS Samuel sails onwards straight and proud.

[Kyle]

We need some sailing songs to lighten the mood and soothe our Ship masters weary head....



*puts on Orinoco flow by enya*


Sail away, sail away, sail away.....

[Kazanne]

I caught a couple of the varmits Cap'n,dealt with em swiftly
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22200000/POTC-4-gifs-pirates-of-the-caribbean-4-22294743-500-200.gif

[Kyle]

Certainly am...it's been entertaining I guess but not one real likeable person in there for me...

Agreed again lol. I like Sam the most out of all of them but in my eyes it's like choosing the best out of a bunch of rotten eggs....and hoping you don't get salmonella :joker:

[Kazanne]

/vgAdSMMdFmI

[Kyle]

Haha now why did I forget about that one? :joker:

[Parmy]

He wins when he wants, he wins when he waaaaaaaaaants. Our nice normal nice bloke, wins when he wants.

[Kyle]

He wins when he wants, he wins when he waaaaaaaaaants. Our nice normal nice bloke, wins when he wants.

Your not winning anymore,
Your not winning
Your not winning
Your not winning anymore
Your not winning anymore


H.M.S Sam's barmy army

[Kyle]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty great ass of a crow
I'd fly over Dexter tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b£&@?rd below

[dwarling]

Permission to come aboard Cap'n?...Oi be ready and willing to earn my keep mind'..by making sure that the 'Good lad' that be called Sam,..be winning the final'..will use all my bits of silver!!..

[Kyle]

Permission to come aboard Cap'n?...Oi be ready and willing to earn my keep mind'..by making sure that the 'Good lad' that be called Sam,..be winning the final'..will use all my bits of silver!!..

Welcome aboard me hearty, grab a mug o swill and brush up on yee singing voice. Yee gunna need it! :dance:

[smudgie]

Permission to come aboard Cap'n?...Oi be ready and willing to earn my keep mind'..by making sure that the 'Good lad' that be called Sam,..be winning the final'..will use all my bits of silver!!..

Get this lad a tankard o rum.

Welcome aboard me hearty.




By he way..you need to know all the words to Rod's "I am sailing" by next Monday night

[Kate!]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty great ass of a crow
I'd fly over Dexter tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b£&@?rd below

The great poets will be turning in their graves.

:joker:

[Kyle]

Get this lad a tankard o rum.

Welcome aboard me hearty.

Already done...your late!


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg

[Jemal]

I'am a Welshy man, i come from down the lane and i can play!!!
What can you play?
I play the HMS way!!
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sam, Sammy Sam, Sammy Sam.
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sam, Sammy Sammy Sam.

[smudgie]

Already done...your late!


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg

Sorry Captain.:bawling:

[Kyle]

I'am a Welshy man, i come from down the lane and i can play!!!
What can you play?
I play the HMS way!!
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sam, Sammy Sam, Sammy Sam.
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sam, Sammy Sammy Sam.

Yesssssss, extra vixens for you tonight Dukey my good man! :joker:

[Jemal]

Yesssssss, extra vixens for you tonight Dukey my good man! :joker:

:joker:
:dance::dance::dance:

[dwarling]

Get this lad a tankard o rum.

Welcome aboard me hearty.




By he way..you need to know all the words to Rod's "I am sailing" by next Monday night

Oi be right on it Cap'n,..anything to help along that there lad Sam'..

Oi's partial to a bit of the Stewart from time to time'..the tankard 'o' Rum will help greatly O'm sure!!:dance::dance:

[Kyle]

Oi be right on it Cap'n,..anything to help along that there lad Sam'..

Oi's partial to a bit of the Stewart from time to time'..the tankard 'o' Rum will help greatly O'm sure!!:dance::dance:

There's a group around somewhere called "I sailed in the H.M.S Samuel lol. I know it's a bit sad (I made it after all) but it might be worth a giggle when the shows over and we have to weigh anchor. You should get yourself too it! :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope you've all got life jackets cos theres an ice berg a coming. Remember women and small children first. :devil:

[Kazanne]

I hope you've all got life jackets cos theres an ice berg a coming. Remember women and small children first. :devil:

Even our ships dog don't want ratters on board be gone with ya,
http://i56.tinypic.com/hvc3n8.jpg

[Kyle]

I hope you've all got life jackets cos theres an ice berg a coming. Remember women and small children first. :devil:

Well seen as though you qualify for both you better suit up :wink::kiss:

[smudgie]

Ahoy there shipmates..just a little thought.
There is still meant to be a bit more to this twist, might be a good idea to throw Charlie some votes as well as Sophie just in case it's a double:hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

"He came in a boy and he's going out a bellend"

Amazing quote from Sam http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

[Kazanne]

Our great leader rattled the rat,now we finish the job,hoist the mainsail.

[smudgie]

The lad done well.

Sussed Dexter with all his lies...rattled his cage somewhat:joker:

[amu]

The vote on the front page says that most people want Sophie to go, I really hope that happens on friday.

[Kazanne]

The lad done well.

Sussed Dexter with all his lies...rattled his cage somewhat:joker:

Last time I saw a flushed face like that it was it was my mom:joker::joker:

[smudgie]

The vote on the front page says that most people want Sophie to go, I really hope that happens on friday.

I am throwing a few votes her way..and Charlie's, in case or s a double.

[Beth.]

Can I join this merry ship what celebrates a fair and honest man ?

[smudgie]

Can I join this merry ship what celebrates a fair and honest man ?

Welcome aboard shipmate:hugesmile:

[Beth.]

The lad done well.

Sussed Dexter with all his lies...rattled his cage somewhat:joker:

Oh yes ,he sure did

[aman201]

He was awesome tonight. :D :dance:

[Kizzy]

Well said Sammy, keep speaking your mind it's like fresh air in that place.
Gina does it all the time and it's ok for her so......

[aman201]

Had Dexter reeling. :joker:

Never seen Dex so angry in the diary room before.

[Kyle]

Keep on sailing......


:dance:

[Northern Monkey]

Sam to win now!

[erinp5]

12.41pm: Or how about the moment Sam and Charlie let rip on the dancefloor... http://twitpic.com/d8pq1e #SweetMoves

[Kate!]

- dances round the deck like a loon -

[smudgie]

:dance: Sam for the win now.

[smudgie]

Charlie sticking the knife in with Dexter....:joker::joker:

[Winkie Expand]

SAM FOR THE WIN!

What a beautiful night, fellow ship mates! :)

[smudgie]

Up on the decks shipmates, too much rum drank last night.

Time to baton the hatches and set sail for the final.

Get that mainsail up and set forth for the win:dance:

[Kate!]

Up on the decks shipmates, too much rum drank last night.

Time to baton the hatches and set sail for the final.

Get that mainsail up and set forth for the win:dance:

Hola, shipmate Smudgie, I have ventured forth from my cabin after last nights celebrations and am ready to take on the last minute onslaught from the other ships, they will try all sorts of dirty tricks to catch us, we must not let them!

Victory Ahoy!

[Beth.]

Morning shipmates ,have you all seen the clip of our ,all conquering hero knocking Dexter blind in the kitchen last night ? what a man he is :worship:

[aman201]

:dance:

[smudgie]

Good evening shipmates.

[Kazanne]

One last push, to slay the rattles,up the mainsails,fill your boots and anchors away

[smudgie]

One last push, to slay the rattles,up the mainsails,fill your boots and anchors away

Get those kegs of rum at the ready Kaz.:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Get those kegs of rum at the ready Kaz.:hugesmile:

All ready and waiting smudgie,whichever way it goes we have a good time tonight:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

All ready and waiting smudgie,whichever way it goes we have a good time tonight:hugesmile:

Yes, our boy has got to the final, done what he set put to do and even managed a nomination for personality of the year:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Yes, our boy has got to the final, done what he set put to do and even managed a nomination for personality of the year:joker::joker:

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/cool%20gifs/grand/xqsqdxx.gif#dancing%20pirate%20gif

[Winkie Expand]

http://www.cindyvallar.com/danse1.gif

Ahoy! Land ho!

[aman201]

Just voted 3 times. :dance:

[Kazanne]

http://www.shimmy-armageddon.co.uk/blackash/jolly%20roger%20animated.gif

The seas are calm,but we are expecting a storm later,so keep those votes firing!

[Kazanne]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7oweNCjz1qignq2o1_250.gif#drinking%20pira tes%20gif%27s

C'mon me hearties drink up

[Winkie Expand]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9da32099b936dd0cb4651a437963166a/tumblr_mmhyagHlcg1rjxj9ko1_500.gif

[Kyle]

Land ahoy! :dance:

Weigh anchor me hearties we are coming up to the Island of victory and there's a shed load of booty for the lot o yer......

[Kazanne]

Land ahoy! :dance:

Weigh anchor me hearties we are coming up to the Island of victory and there's a shed load of booty for the lot o yer......

Just threw something on,lets go captain
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/143wildheart/pirate15.gif#hot%20pirate%20babe%20drinking

[Kyle]

Loving the getup Kaz, not sure about the hook though. Looks like it could cause a bit of damage lol.. :joker:

[Kazanne]

Loving the getup Kaz, not sure about the hook though. Looksblikebit could cause a bit of damage lol.. :joker:

No problem Cap'n,that slides off,:devil:

[Kyle]

No problem Cap'n,that slides off,:devil:

Jeez a Lou what happened to your hand! That's no shark bite! :shocked:

[Kazanne]

Jeez a Lou what happened to your hand! That's no shark bite! :shocked:

I fought a scurvy rat and he sliced my hand before I crushed the little runt!! and we have another able seaman on board,he wants us to keep voting and not get complacent this isn't a done deal yet we fight to the end.
http://www.vboogieman.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/5f4e7_Ozzy-Pirate.gif

[Kyle]

Samuel Needs You!!!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg


Vote now or that annoying guy in the pink Onesie will win!

[Kazanne]

Samuel Needs You!!!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg


Vote now or that annoying guy in the pink Onesie will win!

please God no:joker::joker::joker:
http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/1162/116270.gif

[aman201]

KEEP VOTING!

[Kate!]

Ahoy! Victory here we come :love:

[Kyle]

Not long nah then.....


:dance:



We are sailing, we are sailing...

[Verbal]

Forum is gonna go into meltdown when Sam wins. I can't wait. :joker:

[Kyle]

Forum is gonna go into meltdown when Sam wins. I can't wait. :joker:

Hermits here!

I'm glad your here for this mate! :dance:

[Verbal]

Hermits here!

I'm glad your here for this mate! :dance:

Oh I wouldn't miss this :joker:

Good always defeats evil. Some should remember that.

[Kate!]

:love:

We are sailing....

We are saileeeeeeng!!

[Patricia4]

Get on board folks he's a winner.
Come on Sam

[blue]

sam ftw

[Kate!]

Come on lad!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

The beer is ready to drink for his victory

[Kazanne]

Cant believe we have to sail for another hour,before we go ashore to victory Island

[smudgie]

:dance: I am sat here humming the words toSailing, hubby is looking at me gone out.:joker:

[Kazanne]

I see no ships,only hardships:hugesmile:

[smudgie]

Cant believe we have to sail for another hour,before we go ashore to victory Island

Time to sort some gif Kaz:dance:

[smudgie]

Cant believe we have to sail for another hour,before we go ashore to victory Island

It will be on twitter shortly I reckon

[Kazanne]

Time to sort some gif Kaz:dance:

on it shipmate smudgie

[Vicky.]

Congrats on your man getting top two. And probably the win too :p

[Kate!]

Thanks Vicky. Holding my breath tbh. Nail biting!

[Kyle]

Congrats on your man getting top two. And probably the win too :p

Not cast iron yet Vicky but I think he has it.


Thanks though :worship:

[smudgie]

Congrats on your man getting top two. And probably the win too :p

Thanks Vicky, the same to you.
We are not quite there yet mind.:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

I see a beautiful sunset aheadhttp://www.mobilewallpapersbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sunset-3.gif

[Kate!]

- prays -

[Kyle]

Congratulations to the crew for making this voyage one hell of a trip....





Take a bow all of you! :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Best of luck peeps.

[Kazanne]

Best of luck peeps.

Thankyou,you too

[aman201]

http://www.betfair.com/exchange/special-bets/market?id=1.109740810

BF have suspended with Sam at 1.05!

I thought the result was out at 10:15?

[Patricia4]

I see a beautiful sunset aheadhttp://www.mobilewallpapersbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sunset-3.gif

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Twitter spoiler (According to twitter, not me :laugh:)
Sam has won

[Kazanne]

Twitter spoiler (According to twitter, not me :laugh:)
Sam has won

really?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Thats what it says on twitter? May be a lie, so it's still 50/50 I guess, there was no proof

[Kyle]

Handshakes all round methinks.



Jolly good show chaps

[Kazanne]

OMG,OMG Way to go Sam:worship::worship::worship::worship:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/glittersam_zps228536f1.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/kazanne/media/glittersam_zps228536f1.gif.html)

[aman201]

The genuine one wins!

[Kazanne]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/PhotoFuniaSam_zps47be40bb.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/kazanne/media/PhotoFuniaSam_zps47be40bb.jpg.html)

[erinp5]

Well done guys.

[billy123]

Get in there you little beauty.

[Kyle]

Yesssssssssssss.


What a gif Kaz!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Good over came Dexter the **** :)

[Northern Monkey]

Good show chaps!!!Well done Sam,The right man won on the day!!!Good stuff!

[Kyle]

Well done guys.


Cheers buddy fair play to you.

[Kazanne]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kid-n-play.gif

[Mitchell]

YESSSSS!

[smudgie]

Amazing result.:dance::dance::dance:

[Kazanne]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfzzrB1xs1qii6tmo1_400.gif#drunk%20couple% 20dancing%20tumblr%20gifs%20342x259

[smudgie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/PhotoFuniaSam_zps47be40bb.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/kazanne/media/PhotoFuniaSam_zps47be40bb.jpg.html)

Great winner.:dance:

[erinp5]

Sam is the winner of Big Brother!


Sam entered as a boy and leaves as your winner!

Harry Styles lookalike Sam came into the House boasting about his lad credentials and claiming to be a hit with the opposite sex. However, we didn't really see much of that in the House - unless you count Jemima's advances in the first few weeks. Sam did say that he would have had atry with Jackie, but unfortunately she was bit too tall for him.

Surrounded by big personalities, in the first few weeks Sam flew a little under the radar in the House, choosing to spend most of his time with fellow 'lad' and BFF, Callum. House, chossing to

Though we did see his promised cheeky side at times, whether it was through his constant references to his winky expanding or his tendency to drop the odd dad-gag into the mix. When he was voted into the Safe House along with Sophie, Sam started to come into his own.

Later on, especially after his pal Callum had been evicted, we started to see Sam's personality shine through. He was a blast in tasks, his taking on the Sam Strong character in the Nemesis challenge a particularly good example of that. When BB gave him a chance to destroy his comedic persona in Sam's Lolfest, he managed to make us all laugh while being deliberately unfunny. Quite a tall order.

Sam also started to assert himself more into the second half of the series, especially after Dexter 'The Great' vanished him into a task room to spy on housemate conversations. The audience admired the fact he went straight to those who'd discussed things he had issues with and had it out, face to face. Many also liked the way he was direct with Dexter about their problematic friendship and saw that the lad had some integrity.

Sam wanted to enter the House to spread awareness about being hard of hearing and we reckon he's done that extremely well. We also get the feeling he'll continue to amuse and inspire long after the BB experience is over.

Diolch, Sam. You've been a lush housemate and are a worthy winner.

[Kate!]

I'm soooo excited
And I just can't hide it!!!

Yaaaaaaaay Sam ..... The lad done good :love:

[Verbal]

http://forum.atgvintagewatches.com/gallery/data/500/Bremont_HMS_Victory_4.jpg

[Kyle]

If you want a laugh check out the bitter threads cropping up all over the place.


I can't stop laughing.. :joker:

[Kate!]

If you want a laugh check out the bitter threads cropping up all over the place.


I can't stop laughing.. :joker:

:joker:

Grapes all round ;)