H.M.S Samuel.......

[Kyle]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

[Sandz38]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

I would rather drown in a spoon of urine :) thanks for the offer though and good luck

[sampvt]

This post is so spooky. I am a big Sam Fan......My name is Sam.....I backed him in the first week to win at 14/1....The picture is a HAYDEN seascape and I have a nearly identical and original HAYDEN hanging in my lounge.

This surely an omen and I am buzzing. Go Sam

[Kazanne]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

get me onboard that Victory ship.

[smudgie]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

I would rather drown in a spoon of urine :) thanks for the offer though and good luck

You sure? Free rum and all the loot you could ask for?

[Kazanne]

I would rather drown in a spoon of urine :) thanks for the offer though and good luck

Go take a pee Sandz,:joker::xyxwave:

[Kyle]

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

Arrrrr first mate Smudgie, good to hav ye aboard this fine vessel.


Sail away Sam lubbers.

[Verbal]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

Shotgun

[Kyle]

get me onboard that Victory ship.

Arrrrr Kazanne the rat catcher, glad to have ye aboard. :dance:

[Sandz38]

Go take a pee Sandz,:joker::xyxwave:

I would but the conversation is riveting ;)

I don't get out much lol

[smudgie]

Arrrrr Kazanne the rat catcher, glad to have ye aboard. :dance:

Ooh goodness..I am giggling like a silly schoolgirl here.

Ratcatcher indeed.:joker:

[Kyle]

I would but the conversation is riveting ;)

I don't get out much lol

:joker:


Still room on my ship Sandz, ditch that rowdy battleship that is Dexter and join the best ship in the fleet. ;)

[Kyle]

Always room for you Hermit mate, I saved you a spot :dance:

[Patricia4]

Sailing to the winning post our Sam.

[Kyle]

This post is so spooky. I am a big Sam Fan......My name is Sam.....I backed him in the first week to win at 14/1....The picture is a HAYDEN seascape and I have a nearly identical and original HAYDEN hanging in my lounge.

This surely an omen and I am buzzing. Go Sam

Hello Sam, I missed this, how are you?

The portents look good, hopefully no storms on the horizon!

[Visage]

All aboard!!
get me onboard that Victory ship.

Wait for me

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b2ktrkZC1r3ovdbo1_500.gif

I would rather drown in a spoon of urine :) thanks for the offer though and good luck

Now you're just taking the p...


:D

[Kyle]

Visage, welcome aboard friend.

[smeagol]

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe

[Kyle]

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe

:joker:

Get off my ship ;)


:joker:

[MrWong]

Great opening post :D

.... but no.

Gina to win!! :elephant::elephant::elephant:

[MrWong]

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe

:joker:

[Sandz38]

Wait for me

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b2ktrkZC1r3ovdbo1_500.gif



Now you're just taking the p...


:D

:p

[Kazanne]

Arrrrr Kazanne the rat catcher, glad to have ye aboard. :dance:

Aye Aye,captain,we have a certain slippery rat on board but rest assured me and me mates will trap the varmint good and proper and toss him in the dumpster where he belongs:hugesmile:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x37/mimiforsix/Smilies%20and%20Avatars/pirate_11111.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/mimiforsix/media/Smilies%20and%20Avatars/pirate_11111.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe

gerr orf ,no groupies allowedhttp://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj417/Shar_dreamer/Pirates%20Arrrrgh/pirateshipsmilies.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Shar_dreamer/media/Pirates%20Arrrrgh/pirateshipsmilies.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

Wait for me

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b2ktrkZC1r3ovdbo1_500.gif



Now you're just taking the p...


:D

WOW,Visage,what a hunk ya are,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Kyle]

Haha I am definitely glad Kazanne is on this voyage :joker: great seaman!

[sampvt]

Why cant Sméagol cum on board, he is also a semen isn't he, lol.

[Kyle]

Why cant Sméagol cum on board, he is also a semen isn't he, lol.

:joker:

This forum has a great sense of humour at times, let this thread be a testament that even though it can get quite heated at times, we can all get together and have a good laugh.

Good on ya guys, even Smeagol and Mr Wong! ;):pat:

[mr rochester]

Erm...man overboard...

[anne666]

Did I miss something is Sam awake ??? Is he out of that chair? Bet that hurt, those roots were pretty strong. Has he offered conversation? Well anything other than winkies and boobies? Answers on a post card please. LOL Man overboard now? Should have tied him to the deck whilst sleeping. Very irresponsible Captain SM !!!

[Kyle]

Did I miss something is Sam awake ??? Is he out of that chair? Bet that hurt, those roots were pretty strong. Has he offered conversation? Well anything other than winkies and boobies? Answers on a post card please. LOL Man overboard now? Should have tied him to the deck whilst sleeping. Very irresponsible Captain SM !!!

Shhhhhh not so loud I don't want to wake him. ;)

[AnnieK]

Wait for me.....I've got good sea legs...and know my port side from starboard side!!

[Kyle]

Wait for me.....I've got good sea legs...and know my port side from starboard side!!

Whooooah you come on here with credentials like that, are you trying to steal my Captaincy?

Me and my trusty parrot winky expands will be keeping a weather eye on you! :devil:

[Sandz38]

Pokes everyone with my stick ;) to the plank with ya's

[mr rochester]

excuse me again...man overboard...

[anne666]

Whooooah you come on here with credentials like that, are you trying to steal my Captaincy?

Me and my trusty parrot winky expands will be keeping a weather eye on you! :devil:

Chuck the poor lad Sam a lifebelt first and we may join you.

[Kyle]

excuse me again...man overboard...

Stop throwing my crew overboard, Kazanne! fetch! :devil:

[Kyle]

Pokes everyone with my stick ;) to the plank with ya's

Excuse me, only the Captain decides who walks the plank! :nono:


:joker:

[anne666]

excuse me again...man overboard...

He's not listening ,dereliction of duty, he must walk the plank.

[sampvt]

HMS Sam will invoke its right to stay on calm seas till the final week when the armoury will be instructed to charge up the 300lb guns on all sides and we will blast all commoners out of the water wielding the flags of peace, morality and common sence. Even the ships rat (Dexter) will be offered cheese for coming in 4th and the good ship HMS Sam will sail back to port with riches abound and stories of 'what was that you said' and the truth why he won....HE COULDNT HEAR HALF OF THE BS GOING ON AROUND HIM SO HE STAYED SANE.

[anne666]

HMS Sam will invoke its right to stay on calm seas till the final week when the armoury will be instructed to charge up the 300lb guns on all sides and we will blast all commoners out of the water wielding the flags of peace, morality and common sence. Even the ships rat (Dexter) will be offered cheese for coming in 4th and the good ship HMS Sam will sail back to port with riches abound and stories of 'what was that you said' and the truth why he won....HE COULDNT HEAR HALF OF THE BS GOING ON AROUND HIM SO HE STAYED SANE.

:dance::dance::dance:

[Sandz38]

Excuse me, only the Captain decides who walks the plank! :nono:


:joker:

Not during a mutiny :p 2525

[KingOfTheMods]

I hope the twat scuttles itself. It would be the most interesting thing ever to happen involving Sam. Apart from when he got that sheep pregnant. That was epic.

[Kyle]

As predicted a few sirens are singing enticing songs about their God Dexter trying to force this ship on the rocks.

Don't listen crew we can sail through this no matter what they promise us!!

:dance::dance: :elephant:

[mr rochester]

He's not listening ,dereliction of duty, he must walk the plank.

...man overb...

glug...glug...glug...


glug..glug..



0 00 0 000

[Jemal]

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

[mr rochester]

^^^^^
erm...another man overboard..

[Kyle]

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

We got ya dukes, here's a Towel with Callum's face on to dry yourself down with mate.

[Kyle]

Kazanne where are you, we have someone throwing my crew overboard we need you!

Have you been at the rum again? :joker:

[Jemal]

We got ya dukes, here's a Towel with Callum's face on to dry yourself down with mate.

Lmao.

[Kyle]

Be careful there captain, Certain Dexter followers will use these words against you, stick to slamming Dexter not his latent band of ardent and disillusioned followers.

Thanks Seaman Sam, you saved me there, the sirens almost got me but you pulled me back at the last moment.

[Kazanne]

CAP,N, found the very place to put that slippery rat when he's cornered
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww11/cnlowim/rubbish.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cnlowim/media/rubbish.jpg.html)

[Sandz38]

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

Your profile says you supported Callum actually from day 1 just an observation not an accusation :) but swim faster the sharks are hungry

[Kyle]

CAP,N, found the very place to put that slippery rat when he's cornered
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww11/cnlowim/rubbish.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cnlowim/media/rubbish.jpg.html)

Arrrr excellent i shall dust off the harpoon.

[sampvt]

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.

[Kyle]

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.

Shiver mi timbers it looks like he's trying to board without permission (just like with Hazel and Charlie hahahaha).

To the cannons ya miserly sea dogs!

[smeagol]

Why cant Sméagol cum on board, he is also a semen isn't he, lol.


lol i came on the poop deck just to do a steamer ;)

[Kyle]

lol i came on the poop deck just to do a steamer ;)

That's it, it's the brig for you. It's going to take Hadouken ages to clean that up! :hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Your profile says you supported Callum actually from day 1 just an observation not an accusation :) but swim faster the sharks are hungry

Yeah Callum's been my number 1 fav. But I've also supported Sam but less than callum. If you know what I mean. But now Callum's gone Sams my number 1. Or let me put it like this: in the rank thread? Sams never been out of my top 3.

[KingOfTheMods]

Yeah Callum's been my number 1 fav. But I've also supported Sam but less than callum. If you know what I mean. But now Callum's gone Sams my number 1. Or let me put it like this: in the rank thread? Sams never been out of my top 3.

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

[Jemal]

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

I just have different opinions to other people to do with show. I believe this is a reality show that can be entertaining. Sam isnt a born entertainer, hes a boy with a disability whos come into the house to role model and get the money to develop hes own charity for hes respected disablity. Yes Sam sleeps alot, but when hes awake he is no way Boring! If you look back hes had some funny moments. Other people may disagree but i feel hes done well for himself in that house. Its not like they give him airtime anyway. Last weeks have been surrounded by fueds.

[Sandz38]

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

His expanding winky and valium.

[KingOfTheMods]

I just have different opinions to other people to do with show. I believe this is a reality show that can be entertaining. Sam isnt a born entertainer, hes a boy with a disability whos come into the house to role model and get the money to develop hes own charity for hes respected disablity. Yes Sam sleeps alot, but when hes awake he is no way Boring! If you look back hes had some funny moments. Other people may disagree but i feel hes done well for himself in that house. Its not like they give him airtime anyway. Last weeks have been surrounded by fueds.

Fair one but all this role model talk is bollocks to me. I come from a massive family and I've got a down syndrome cousin, a deaf cousin and an extremely autistic nephew. They deal with disability every day and they are unanimous in their verdict that Sam is a bore lord who should never have even bothered going in the BB house. Just saying.

[Jemal]

Fair one but all this role model talk is bollocks to me. I come from a massive family and I've got a down syndrome cousin, a deaf cousin and an extremely autistic nephew. They deal with disability every day and they are unanimous in their verdict that Sam is a bore lord who should never have even bothered going in the BB house. Just saying.

No offense intended but ask them to spend two and a half months in the bb house by themselves with total strangers. Because people are acting like its easy for the man to do that.

[Kyle]

Fair one but all this role model talk is bollocks to me. I come from a massive family and I've got a down syndrome cousin, a deaf cousin and an extremely autistic nephew. They deal with disability every day and they are unanimous in their verdict that Sam is a bore lord who should never have even bothered going in the BB house. Just saying.

That's fair enough and I don't want to portray him as a role model. I like him because out of all he is the one that I most relate to and feel I like as a person that's how I see it on this show. I am aware he isn't the most articulate or exciting of them believe me.

[Visage]

WOW,Visage,what a hunk ya are,Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Forget Orlando Bloom, just make sure you travel with your Johnny....

Haha I am definitely glad Kazanne is on this voyage :joker: great seaman!

Between you & Kazanne, I'm going to hide some of the rum.

[Josy]

This thread :joker: brilliant.

[Kazanne]

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.

:joker::joker::joker:

[smudgie]

excuse me again...man overboard...

Are you floundering in the water or do you want to come aboard?

[Sandz38]

No offense intended but ask them to spend two and a half months in the bb house by themselves. Because people are acting like its easy for the man to do that.

If he applied and passed interviews then he must of wanted to enter the house, he must also have known what he was letting himself in for..I wouldn't put myself through this unless I was sure I could cope.

[sampvt]

Thanks Seaman Sam, you saved me there, the sirens almost got me but you pulled me back at the last moment.

Can someone please explain to me how I can get an infraction for warning the captain of a pending invasion by Dexter fans on this very light hearted thread. I thought we were streets ahead of forums like DS and could have a laugh. I understand why infractions are dealt out for nastiness but this thread is total lighthearted humour. I give up.

[joeysteele]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

I am for sure on board too, really great thread and post too Simple Minds.

What was that song of Simple Minds,'See the Light/s' hopefully more will in fact see the light and get on board too.

[KingOfTheMods]

No offense intended but ask them to spend two and a half months in the bb house by themselves with total strangers. Because people are acting like its easy for the man to do that.

I've got no sympathy for that neither, I'm in the military and I have to leave my Wife and Kids for 4 and a half months once a year but you just get on with it. It's what people do. They go on there and act like it's the hardest thing they've ever had to do, they wouldn't know hardship if it jumped up and bit them on the arse. Try trying to Skype your missus n kids when people are trying to shoot you. Fanny's.

[Kyle]

Can someone please explain to me how I can get an infraction for warning the captain of a pending invasion by Dexter fans on this very light hearted thread. I thought we were streets ahead of forums like DS and could have a laugh. I understand why infractions are dealt out for nastiness but this thread is total lighthearted humour. I give up.

Yeh if you going to give someone an infraction can you give it me please it was my fault.

[Kyle]

Forget Orlando Bloom, just make sure you travel with your Johnny....



Between you & Kazanne, I'm going to hide some of the rum.

That's not very nice, I am your Captain! :joker:

[Jemal]

I've got no sympathy for that neither, I'm in the military and I have to leave my Wife and Kids for 4 and a half months once a year but you just get on with it. It's what people do. They go on there and act like it's the hardest thing they've ever had to do, they wouldn't know hardship if it jumped up and bit them on the arse. Try trying to Skype your missus n kids when people are trying to shoot you. Fanny's.

Sorry, didnt mean to get you angry.

[Kyle]

I am for sure on board too, really great thread and post too Simple Minds.

What was that song of Simple Minds,'See the Light/s' hopefully more will in fact see the light and get on board too.

Of course Joey welcome aboard. :joker:

[Visage]

That's not very nice, I am your Captain! :joker:

Yes, but you're streets ahead with the celebrations & I fear there won't be enough for me..


Though I tip my hat to you Captain http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/respect-051.gif













:D

[Kazanne]

Are you floundering in the water or do you want to come aboard?

be selective with those life belts me hearty
http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/y436/JosephPutra/cryptc5_zps7cb84a42.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/JosephPutra/media/cryptc5_zps7cb84a42.jpg.html)

[KingOfTheMods]

Sorry, didnt mean to get you angry.

Not angry and apologies if you thought that was what I was conveying. I'm just stating my opinion, I just find it hilarious when they start crying when they get letters from home saying how strong they are and their incredible journey's. They're on the telly ffs.

[Kyle]

Yes, but you're streets ahead with the celebrations & I fear there won't be enough for me..


Though I tip my hat to you Captain http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/respect-051.gif













:D


Thank you but we shall save the celebrations until H.M.S Samuel finally docks in victories harbour because as you know if it doesn't reach it then the Captain must go down with the ship! :o

[Kyle]

Not angry and apologies if you thought that was what I was conveying. I'm just stating my opinion, I just find it hilarious when they start crying when they get letters from home saying how strong they are and their incredible journey's. They're on the telly ffs.

Mate we all have a lot of respect for what you do.

[smudgie]

be selective with those life belts me hearty
http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/y436/JosephPutra/cryptc5_zps7cb84a42.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/JosephPutra/media/cryptc5_zps7cb84a42.jpg.html)

Aye..




Love that pic.

[Kyle]

That pirate bird is a bit of alright, is she coming on board by any chance? :joker:

[smudgie]

Not angry and apologies if you thought that was what I was conveying. I'm just stating my opinion, I just find it hilarious when they start crying when they get letters from home saying how strong they are and their incredible journey's. They're on the telly ffs.

Totally agree. The soft beggars.

[Kazanne]

That pirate bird is a bit of alright, is she coming on board by any chance? :joker:

That's me ya drunken swine,let me at the wheel I have guns ablazin':joker::joker:

[sampvt]

That's me ya drunken swine,let me at the wheel I have guns ablazin':joker::joker:

Im in love with you and would be willing to do time as a stalker, please provide your name and address please.

[Jemal]

Not angry and apologies if you thought that was what I was conveying. I'm just stating my opinion, I just find it hilarious when they start crying when they get letters from home saying how strong they are and their incredible journey's. They're on the telly ffs.

:worship:

[Kazanne]

Hoist the mainsails,it's going to be a bumpy ride
And someone get Sam some smelling salts:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

That's me ya drunken swine,let me at the wheel I have guns ablazin':joker::joker:

Don't you speak to your Captain like that!

Get down below the decks to the brig and feed the prisoners Smeagol, Mr Rochester, Mr Wong and Sandz as punishment for your insolence!

[Kyle]

Im in love with you and would be willing to do time as a stalker, please provide your name and address please.

Not on my ship you won't, this is the H.M.S Samuel not a Thompsons cruise ship.

[Kazanne]

Im in love with you and would be willing to do time as a stalker, please provide your name and address please.

later,we have a rat to catch:devil:
http://www.cu2nite.com.au/ldc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Deluxe-Lady-Pirate-Swashbuckler-Costume.jpg

[KingOfTheMods]

Mate we all have a lot of respect for what you do.

Totally agree. The soft beggars.

:worship:

Well even though our opinions may be at odds what a nice bunch of people you are ;)

[Kyle]

The rat is in the brig and first mate Smudgie is playing cards with the skivvy, there's plenty of time! :devil:

[Kazanne]

Don't you speak to your Captain like that!

Get down below the decks to the brig and feed the prisoners Smeagol, Mr Rochester, Mr Wong and Sandz as punishment for your insolence!

Shall I feed em this cap'n.it's a special recipe called dexter Pie.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5003/5360518112_d2286f4b65_z.jpg

[Kyle]

:worship::worship::worship:Chuffing hell Kazanne your hilarious.

[sampvt]

later,we have a rat to catch:devil:
http://www.cu2nite.com.au/ldc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Deluxe-Lady-Pirate-Swashbuckler-Costume.jpg

Stop posting these pictures please, I am having a hard enough time balancing my laptop on my lap as it is without you making it worse.

[Kyle]

Well even though our opinions may be at odds what a nice bunch of people you are ;)

You too mate. Massive respect from me.

[Kazanne]

:worship::worship::worship:Chuffing hell Kazanne your hilarious.

:joker::joker:Got some special snake wine to wash it all down:hugesmile:
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/58758/snake_wine.jpg

[Kyle]

:joker::joker:Got some special snake wine to wash it all down:hugesmile:
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/58758/snake_wine.jpg

Phwooooooaaar, that snake wine......it has some bite to it! :dance:

[sampvt]

Capt this is the latest of dexter ready to do battle, permission to catch him please.

[Kazanne]

Capt this is the latest of dexter ready to do battle, permission to catch him please.

:joker::joker:that looks to sweet to be Dexter rat Sam,we need to find the fugly one and that will be the one.

[Kyle]

:joker::joker:that looks to sweet to be Dexter rat Sam,we need to find the fugly one and that will be the one.

I agree with the rat catcher Sam, this is not the real Dexter I believe this may be a ruse.

The Dexter is a cunning one, that rat may be the identity he tried to steal previously.

[sampvt]

Are either of these the man in question. I think the one with the headgear is protecting himself from Sam but the other seems to be an early picture of him in his first few weeks.

[sampvt]

On another note, how the fuffing hell can \I make my pics bigger.

[Kyle]

http://thechristiannerd.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/captain-kirk.jpg




Theeeeeere may be a Dexter on this Island crew......I suggest.....we take a.....small search party down annnnd......take a look for ourselves.


Number 1 Smudgie, you have the Deck, I am taking Rat catcher and Doctor Hadouken down with me to investigate....oh and 1 random crewman that nobody has seen before that will cop it somewhere in the final sequence.

[aman201]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!


:dance:

[Visage]

Shall I feed em this cap'n.it's a special recipe called dexter Pie.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5003/5360518112_d2286f4b65_z.jpg


Oh Kazanne......http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/hahaha-024.gif

[smudgie]

http://thechristiannerd.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/captain-kirk.jpg




Theeeeeere may be a Dexter on this Island crew......I suggest.....we take a.....small search party down annnnd......take a look for ourselves.


Number 1 Smudgie, you have the Deck, I am taking Rat catcher and Doctor Hadouken down with me to investigate....oh and 1 random crewman that nobody has seen before that will cop it somewhere in the final sequence.

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

False alarm number 1, it was just a Salliesaurus Rex. After she chomped on my random crew mate she tried to take us down with her keeping it real but luckily Dr Hadouken formulated a cunning plan and we told her Michael was on the next Island so off she swam to hunt him down.

A lucky escape but onward the ship sails.


And welcome Anon :dance:

[mr rochester]

Are you floundering in the water or do you want to come aboard?

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...:bawling:

[Kyle]

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...:bawling:

I'm so sorry I thought you were in the brig. Who let you out?

[smudgie]

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...:bawling:

Pay me well in gold doubloons and I will send a siren with the news.

[mr rochester]

What brig? I was a good and honest rating - splicing me mainbrace and hoisting me mizzenmast - when a gust of wind blew me overboard...I did let you know by timidly calling up to you Sir...but you were a bit busy.

Barnacle anyone...?

[Kyle]

Shiver mi timbers I'm going to get sued for this now, I knew I shouldn't have let Smudgie be in charge of the deck. Now when Mr Rochesters family find out he's living under the sea with the fishes I am going to have a huge law suit on my hands.

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance. :cloud:

[mr rochester]

Pay me well in gold doubloons and I will send a siren with the news.

...psst...under me hammock on the lower deck you will find me secret stache of gold doubleballoons...give half to my family ashore when you return and use the rest to send me news of the winner...If perchance their are two winners do not send news - it will only upset my gentle equilibrium.

EX-ABS ROCHESTER

[smudgie]

...psst...under me hammock on the lower deck you will find me secret stache of gold doubleballoons...give half to my family ashore when you return and use the rest to send me news of the winner...If perchance their are two winners do not send news - it will only upset my gentle equilibrium.

EX-ABS ROCHESTER

:joker::joker:


Right you are me hearty.

[mr rochester]

Shiver mi timbers I'm going to get sued for this now, I knew I shouldn't have let Smudgie be in charge of the deck. Now when Mr Rochesters family find out he's living under the sea with the fishes I am going to have a huge law suit on my hands.

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance. :cloud:


Fear not Captain my Captain Sir. My family are but humble servants at the Endemol Great Hall in Boringwood. They will wish you no trouble. Please will you bear in mind that it was my dying wish that someone would remember to feed the ship's cat Witchhazel? She's a very good ratter...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

[Kazanne]

Don't ye worry captain,when we trap the rat we will fleece him for for all that bull**** and ransome him to get Mr Rochester back from his watery grave,captain Sam has unseen powers,I am sure there will be a couple ,willing to give their lives for the varmint:devil:
http://www.allfreevectors.com/images/Free%20Vector%20Rat%20Catching%20Ball2117.jpg

[smudgie]

Shiver mi timbers

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance. :cloud:

Try ADMIRAL....

[Kazanne]

Try ADMIRAL....

:joker::joker:nice one

[Kyle]

:joker:

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

[Kyle]

Try ADMIRAL....

:joker:

[mr rochester]

Try ADMIRAL....

...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...:hugesmile:

I think you may have swallowed a seahorse.

[mr rochester]

:joker:

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

[smudgie]

:joker:

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

We keep away from Bermuda Captain, we could not fare another TRIANGLE.
Port Elizabeth is far off course...
ABS Rochester is wallowing in the depths just off Cadiz.

[Kyle]

erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

Witch hazel has escaped. I will court martial whoever I left in charge of the brig we can't have a Manipulator of men like that running about the ship! Some of us have been at sea for months having to make do with drilling a hole in the wall.

I've had enough of splinters!

[Kyle]

We keep away from Bermuda Captain, we could not fare another TRIANGLE.
Port Elizabeth is far off course...
ABS Rochester is wallowing in the depths just off Cadiz.

But we cannot deviate course we are catching up with the Dexter I can see the cloud of smug that comes from his ship off in the distance!

[Kate!]

- swims out to the ship just as its setting sail and climbs aboard -

[Kyle]

- swims out to the ship just as its setting sail and climbs aboard -

Well well look who has joined our motley crew on this fine evening, welcome Kate! ;)

[Kazanne]

I see Dexters rattlers darting around like farts in a colinder,hurry me hearties tis a long battle ahead,eat well for tonight we dine in rathell.!!!http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp192/sirlogo/telescope.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/sirlogo/media/telescope.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

- swims out to the ship just as its setting sail and climbs aboard -

My word Kate.let me haul ye aloft.are ye ready for battle?:hugesmile:http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys%20Holidays/Halloween/pirate10.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/prestonjjrtr/media/Smileys%20Holidays/Halloween/pirate10.gif.html)

[Kyle]

I see Dexters rattlers darting around like farts in a colinder,hurry me hearties tis a long battle ahead,eat well for tonight we dine in rathell.!!!http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp192/sirlogo/telescope.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/sirlogo/media/telescope.gif.html)

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/BHaug13/SPARTAAAA.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/BHaug13/SPARTAAAA.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:get him on the ship captain,and I assure ye,the battle WILL be won:hugesmile:he will flick the rat on the end of his sword and SPLAT:hugesmile:result
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M-iU488dB-0/UWiM4FtNngI/AAAAAAAAAPU/dPvBadr81XQ/s1600/swatting+flies.jpg

[Kyle]

:joker::joker::joker:get him on the ship captain,and I assure ye,the battle WILL be won:hugesmile:he will flick the rat on the end of his sword and SPLAT:hugesmile:result
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M-iU488dB-0/UWiM4FtNngI/AAAAAAAAAPU/dPvBadr81XQ/s1600/swatting+flies.jpg

:joker: :joker:

I would but all the crew will want him instead of me, there's only room for one bearded loon on my ship! :joker:

[joeysteele]

This thread is hilarious to go through, this must be one the best threads ever created on tibb.

Kazanne, where do you dig up all your images and so quickly, you are absolutely amazing.
I am really laughing all the way on this voyage.

[Kyle]

This thread is hilarious to go through, this must be one the best threads ever created on tibb.

Kazanne, where do you dig up all your images and so quickly, you are absolutely amazing.
I am really laughing all the way on this voyage.

It's hilarious, this forum has so many funny people on it, I hope there is some sort of thread archive where we can store threads like these so we can relive the fun and remind ourselves we can get on! :joker:

[Verbal]

he will flick the rat

Am I the only one that read that as a sexual reference?

[Kate!]

Avast me shipmates, I just caught this varmint scuttling about down below, says his names Iain Leetle Britches, was going through the cabins planting bugs, he's a recruit of Dexter Rat and needs teaching a lesson.

[Kyle]

Am I the only one that read that as a sexual reference?

If anybody was going to get the sexual reference Hermie it was gonna be either you or me, glad it was you this time. :joker:

[Verbal]

Avast me shipmates, I just caught this varmint scuttling about down below, says his names Iain Leetle Britches, was going through the cabins planting bugs, he's a recruit of Dexter Rat and needs teaching a lesson.

Deploy the plank!

[Kyle]

Avast me shipmates, I just caught this varmint scuttling about down below, says his names Iain Leetle Britches, was going through the cabins planting bugs, he's a recruit of Dexter Rat and needs teaching a lesson.

I assume you gave the turncoat a swift size 6 up the Jacksie for his treachery? :devil:

[Kazanne]

Am I the only one that read that as a sexual reference?

Probably,you dirty rat,ye should walk that plank,
http://content.espressoeducation.com/espresso/modules/e1_resource_box/pirates/images/walk_plank.jpg

[Kazanne]

This thread is hilarious to go through, this must be one the best threads ever created on tibb.

Kazanne, where do you dig up all your images and so quickly, you are absolutely amazing.
I am really laughing all the way on this voyage.

Joey ye is an honoury member of HMS Sam,a feast awaits you,while we deal with the scurvy rats:joker::xyxwave:

[Kizzy]

Room for another aboard, where shall I put my coat?.....
http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/020412_kwinslet3(1).jpg

[Verbal]

Probably,you dirty rat,ye should walk that plank,
http://content.espressoeducation.com/espresso/modules/e1_resource_box/pirates/images/walk_plank.jpg

You will save Ian of Lee and feed me to the sharks? :shocked:

I will fight you to the death!

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sword-Fight--pirates-of-the-caribbean-35130_400_300.jpg

[Kyle]

Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.

[Kate!]

Joyous welcome to you Shipmate Kizzy, come help me prepare a feast in the galley for tonight's festivities, we shall all gather on deck and dine in the moonlight whilst singing shantys in honour of Sam

[Kyle]

Room for another aboard, where shall I put my coat?.....
http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/020412_kwinslet3(1).jpg

Smeagol is our coat rack, we found him scuttling about trying to crash the ship into some rocks earlier, welcome aboard me hearty. :xyxwave:

[Kate!]

Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.

It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:

[Verbal]

Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.

It be in Kate's quarters, Cpt'n

http://www.larsby.com/johan/wp-content/uploads//Photo-on-2010-05-11-at-21.36.jpg

[Kyle]

It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:

I already have the key to your cabin :devil: and that's not the only thing in your closet, really Kate :nono: :joker:

[Kate!]

:joker:

[Verbal]

It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:

:joker: Hadn't even read your post before

[Kyle]

:joker: Hadn't even read your post before

Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:

[Kate!]

I meant the small closet godammit. There's a couple of celeb stowaways in the large closet, they just won't come out ;)

[Verbal]

Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:

Its me in the gimp mask, she made me wear it, her cabin is a dungeon of filth, Cpt'n

[Kate!]

Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:

:evilgrin:

[Kyle]

I meant the small closet godammit. There's a couple of celeb stowaways in the large closet, they just won't come out ;)

Why Dani De Vito? What could you possibly want with him?

[Kyle]

Its me in the gimp mask, she made me wear it, her cabin is a dungeon of filth, Cpt'n

I see, so that's why you couldn't report for pirate duties on Thursday. You told me there was a Swansea match on you liar! :dance:

[Kate!]

Have we musicians on board, to play after tonight's feast, we need musical accompaniment when we sing in praise of Sam later.

[Verbal]

I see, so that's why you couldn't report for pirate duties on Thursday. You told me there was a Swansea match on you liar! :dance:

She promised me that she would help me get to the match if I first 'played' with her in the dungeon, Cpt'n

I saw things I never seen before, Cpt'n, and hope to never see again

[Kyle]

Have we musicians on board, to play after tonight's feast, we need musical accompaniment when we sing in praise of Sam later.

Oh great someone forgot the instruments aswell, some pirate crew we are.


Honestly I would probably be better off on Dexters ship I bet he doesn't forget the torture rack and xylophone! :cloud::cloud:

[Kyle]

She promised me that she would help me get to the match if I first 'played' with her in the dungeon, Cpt'n

I saw things I never seen before, Cpt'n, and hope to never see again

It was just a dream Hermie, it was all just a dream, go back to sleep you'll feel better in the morning with a good jug of rum down your gullet! :dance:

[Verbal]

What are we to do with Iain of Lee ? I say we poll the crew to see if him or Kate should walk the plank

[Kate!]

I don't do planks, it's against my religion.

[Kate!]

It was just a dream Hermie, it was all just a dream, go back to sleep you'll feel better in the morning with a good jug of rum down your gullet! :dance:

"But where has the rum gone?"

[Kyle]

I don't do planks, it's against my religion.

Get walkin....... :joker:

[Verbal]

"But where has the rum gone?"

:whistle::conf2:

[anne666]

Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?

[Kyle]

"But where has the rum gone?"

Kazanne and Kiera Knightly buried it somewhere under an island and now we can't find it. We've lost Mr Rochester and now the rum.

[Verbal]

Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?

Not for long :joker: There is indeed, Mutiny on the Bounty afoot

[Kyle]

Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?

You tell us, your in the brig after all. :joker:

[Kate!]

Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?

We'll be weighing anchor very shortly ( I said anchor!!! )

The Cap'n has a date with the wench from the quayside fish bar and the rest of us are dining on deck tonight.

[anne666]

I already have the key to your cabin :devil: and that's not the only thing in your closet, really Kate :nono: :joker:

Really, Kate I am very shocked :shocked::conf:

[Kyle]

We'll be weighing anchor very shortly ( I said anchor!!! )

The Cap'n has a date with the wench from the quayside fish bar and the rest of us are dining on deck tonight.

Haha you be careful how you address me ship mate if the fish wench flakes out on me your next!

:devil:

[Verbal]

We'll be weighing anchor very shortly ( I said anchor!!! )

The Cap'n has a date with the wench from the quayside fish bar and the rest of us are dining on deck tonight.

Good tie-in, I like where this is going :joker:

[anne666]

We'll be weighing anchor very shortly ( I said anchor!!! )

The Cap'n has a date with the wench from the quayside fish bar and the rest of us are dining on deck tonight.
Thats a relief the last time I was aboard the sea was bobbing with bodies, the Captain was p***** and playing with his Winkie and pirates were on the horizon. Dread to think whats on the menu.I am suing the travel company.

[Kate!]

Really, Kate I am very shocked :shocked::conf:

You won't be when you know me more, and if you think I'm bad then wait till you meet shipmates Kizzy and Kazanne, sea strumpets extraordinaire ;)

Hop aboard.

[Kazanne]

You will save Ian of Lee and feed me to the sharks? :shocked:

I will fight you to the death!

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sword-Fight--pirates-of-the-caribbean-35130_400_300.jpg

Ian of lee can go **** himself,I will spare ye,ya vagabond BUT,swab those decks until the rats have no grip
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120822003133/jakeandtheneverlandpirates/images/f/f8/Swab_the_deck.PNG

[Verbal]

I lost my dolphin:bawling:

[anne666]

You won't be when you know me more, and if you think I'm bad then wait till you meet shipmates Kizzy and Kazanne, sea strumpets extraordinaire ;)

Hop aboard.

I fear I am an innocent, fair maiden, this is a vessel of debauchery,where I have no place. You can teach me ey????:dance::dance:

[Kyle]

Everyone, everyone if you could all raise your canteens and give a toast to this motley rag tag crew and the gentleman we are doing this for, young Samuel the Third.


Huzzah!

[anne666]

I want a gin and tonic first and some nuts wouldn't go amiss. I will sue !!!!

[Kyle]

I want a gin and tonic first and some nuts wouldn't go amiss. I will sue !!!!

Jeez you don't ask for much you do ya? :spin:

[Kazanne]

I lost my dolphin:bawling:

Oh Christ Cynic,can ye not keep hold of anything ,how thee **** did you lose a dolphin.leave off the rum you blaggard,

http://www.dreamstime.com/angry-pirate-thumb13026791.jpg

[Kyle]

I'm not buying him another one Kazanne it's ridiculous that's the third one he's lost this week. :nono:

[anne666]

Jeez you don't ask for much you do ya? :spin:

You Captain promised all-inclusive. I hate RUM. I have spent all afternoon rescuing drunks from the briny I deserve it.

[anne666]

Just found a dolphin, any takers ???

[Kyle]

You Captain promised all-inclusive. I hate RUM. I have spent all afternoon rescuing drunks from the briny I deserve it.

I only promised all inclusive so I could get some ship hands for my voyage, do you know how hard it is to find Sam fans round these parts?

There's some Sambuca in Kate's 'special drawer' you can lend my key but I want it back!

[anne666]

I only promised all inclusive so I could get some ship hands for my voyage, do you know how hard it is to find Sam fans round these parts?

There's some Sambuca in Kate's 'special drawer' you can lend my key but I want it back!

OK then that will have to do. Want a rootle in her special drawer, she nicked my cutlass.This is one rotten cruise if you want my opinion.:devil:

[Kazanne]

I'm not buying him another one Kazanne it's ridiculous that's the third one he's lost this week. :nono:

Fancy chucking it a snack and telling it to fetch,we must keep Cynic away from the grog the varmint cannae take it,
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n314/cindyinderry/Smilies/thCheers-Female.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cindyinderry/media/Smilies/thCheers-Female.gif.html)

[Verbal]

Just found a dolphin, any takers ???


You found Flipper!

Show me where before the evil chip shop temptress decides to have dolphin steaks on special

[anne666]

Fancy chucking it a snack and telling it to fetch,we must keep Cynic away from the grog the varmint cannae take it,
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n314/cindyinderry/Smilies/thCheers-Female.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cindyinderry/media/Smilies/thCheers-Female.gif.html)

The poor dolphin is P****d.Cruelty to sea mammals now.:bawling::bawling:

[anne666]

You found Flipper!

Show me where before the evil chip shop temptress decides to have dolphin steaks on special

You had better get a shift on she is sharpening the best cutlass right now.He's flat out P****d behind her door.

[Kazanne]

The poor dolphin is P****d.Cruelty to sea mammals now.:bawling::bawling:

I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:

[smudgie]

Oooops

[smudgie]

The poor dolphin is P****d.Cruelty to sea mammals now.:bawling::bawling:

Who let that dolphin go to the Pot and Lobster....the plank for them I say

[Verbal]

You had better get a shift on she is sharpening the best cutlass right now.He's flat out P****d behind her door.

I shall feed her to the sharks!

[Kyle]

I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:

Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that I nicked from Kate*

[Kazanne]

Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that nicked from Kate*

Aw, cap'n just a teasin ya(flutters eyelashes)is there anything I can do to ease your anger:devil:
http://www.longislandcostume.com/images/CharadesElegantPirateLady.jpg

[anne666]

Who let that dolphin go to the Pot and Lobster....the plank for them I say

Here pack it in I have been pulling bodies out of the sea for too long now. So the daft Dolphin is an alcoholic, we weren't to know that.

[Kate!]

Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!

[anne666]

I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:

OH its a her, that explains it all now.

[Verbal]

Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!

:evilgrin:

[anne666]

Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!

I'm not doing it. Stuff the sisterhood.Had enough now.That Dolphin is a maudling drunk to say the least.

[Kyle]

I think I'll just put my cutlass away, no need for anything to kick off now. :devil:

[Kate!]

Strange this obsession with dolphins, wonder if that's why he mutters about blow holes in his sleep :shocked:

[Verbal]

Strange this obsession with dolphins, wonder if that's why he mutters about blow holes in his sleep :shocked:

:nono: THAT was supposed to be a secret!

[Kyle]

That frickin dolphin, it's been in my cabin again and stole my pipe.

That chain smoking b@stard sort him out Hermit!

[anne666]

Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that I nicked from Kate*

Give me that back now. You're dangerous enough without a cutlass in your hand.

[anne666]

That frickin dolphin, it's been in my cabin again and stole my pipe.

That chain smoking b@stard sort him out Hermit!

So thats whats in that pipe? Dolphy told me all about his habit.He needs rehab.

[Kazanne]

Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!

last I saw of her Kate ,the tart was playing tonsil tennis with that drunken swine who lost their dolphin.

[anne666]

I think I'll just put my cutlass away, no need for anything to kick off now. :devil:

I still haven't got my gin and tonic !!!!!!!!

[Kyle]

Give me that back now. You're dangerous enough without a cutlass in your hand.

That's what she said, a boom tish. :evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Kyle]

I still haven't got my gin and tonic !!!!!!!!

Do I look like your slave? ask Hermits sexually perverted chain smoking grog drinking wonder dolphin.

[Kazanne]

can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE4/T3kTSQkq2nI/AAAAAAAAAIM/AHzoGaP0xKQ/s1600/DolphinGlasses.jpg

[Kyle]

can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE4/T3kTSQkq2nI/AAAAAAAAAIM/AHzoGaP0xKQ/s1600/DolphinGlasses.jpg

Look at the smug grin on his face, I bet he's been eating my maltesers again.

[Verbal]

can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE4/T3kTSQkq2nI/AAAAAAAAAIM/AHzoGaP0xKQ/s1600/DolphinGlasses.jpg

:joker:

[Kate!]

- cut to Amy Winehouse floating on a cloud singing rehab -

No no no!!

[Kyle]

You teach your dolphin some manners, it just spat in my face and tried to hump my wooden leg!

[Kazanne]

Look at the smug grin on his face, I bet he's been eating my maltesers again.

bet that hats full of em Cap'n, please don't leave Cynic in charge of anything fishy again:joker: he's too busy with that tart Kizzy to pay attention to the job in hand!!!!!

[Kate!]

Sighs, tuts, and pours Anne a triple gin on the rocks.

You guys, show some frigging hospitality to the Sam fans.

[Verbal]

Man over board!

[Kyle]

bet that hats full of em Cap'n, please don't leave Cynic in charge of anything fishy again:joker: he's too busy with that tart Kizzy to pay attention to the job in hand!!!!!

:joker:

I oughtta haul both their sorry asses on deck and make them lick the decks clean with their tongues for training such a disrespectful dolphin.

[Kyle]

Sighs, tuts, and pours Anne a triple gin on the rocks.

You guys, show some frigging hospitality to the Sam fans.

Get back in your cabin, you have some mess to tidy up!

[Kate!]

Get back in your cabin, you have some mess to tidy up!

Is that a cutlass in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? :evilgrin:

[anne666]

Do I look like your slave? ask Hermits sexually perverted chain smoking grog drinking wonder dolphin.

Sorry but if I can get a signal on this floating rum palace I am ringing the RSPCD.
You are all a disgrace .

[Kyle]

Is that a cutlass in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? :evilgrin:

:joker:

Oops didn't realise that was showing, how embarrassing :blush2::blush2::blush2:

[Kyle]

Sorry but if I can get a signal on this floating rum palace I am ringing the RSPCD.
You are all a disgrace .

It's all hermits fault he taught it to smoke.

[anne666]

:joker:

Oops didn't realise that was showing, how embarrassing :blush2::blush2::blush2:

Untie her right now !!!!!

[anne666]

It's all hermits fault he taught it to smoke.

Who supplied the weed ??? Not Hermit was it .

[Kyle]

Untie her right now !!!!!

hang on just a minute.....

*slams door*

[Kazanne]

:joker:

I oughtta haul both their sorry asses on deck and make them lick the decks clean withering tongues for training such a disrespectful dolphin.

Go on Cap'n haul their asses in ,they've got away with too much for too long,I wanna see them lick deck:joker::joker: I will be waiting for you
:devil::devil:

[Kyle]

Who supplied the weed ??? Not Hermit was it .

Weed? I thought it was just tobacco. What kind of people are on my ship?

[anne666]

Sighs, tuts, and pours Anne a triple gin on the rocks.

You guys, show some frigging hospitality to the Sam fans.

AT b****y last. Thank you Kate :dance:

[Verbal]

I fell overboard ten mins ago, nobody rush to help me will you? I'll come back and haunt you all! Haunt you all!!!!!!!!!!

[Kate!]

God you're all perverts :angel:

[anne666]

Weed? I thought it was just tobacco. What kind of people are on my ship?

Ha ha dont play the innocent with me. Good bit of stuff. OOPS !!!!!Well I had nothing to drink did I.:devil:

[Kyle]

Go on Cap'n haul their asses in ,they've got away with too much for too long,I wanna see them lick deck:joker::joker: I will be waiting for you
:devil::devil:

I found Hermit, he's in the pool teaching Willy how to swear. Can't find Kizzy though!

[Kyle]

God you're all perverts :angel:

Took you 10 pages to realise that did it? :joker: :dance:

[Kate!]

Get back in your cabin, you have some mess to tidy up!

Weed? I thought it was just tobacco. What kind of people are on my ship?

There's a load of cannabis plants in cabin 13b ... I don't know how they got there, whose berth is that Cap'n.

[anne666]

I fell overboard ten mins ago, nobody rush to help me will you? I'll come back and haunt you all! Haunt you all!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I'm comfortably numb now, that Dolphin cares and shares, some other s** will have to save you.

[Kyle]

Ha ha dont play the innocent with me. Good bit of stuff. OOPS !!!!!Well I had nothing to drink did I.:devil:

Kate poured you a gin and tonic, and here's an aero bar. I hope that's enough it's all we have!

[Kazanne]

I found Hermit, he's in the pool teaching Willy how to swear. Can't find Kizzy though!

She's probably moved on to the next one,shes such a strumpet:hugesmile:

[anne666]

There's a load of cannabis plants in cabin 13b ... I don't know how they got there, whose berth is that Cap'n.

Sorry to disappoint you. Dolphy is one wise fishy mammaly fella.Also a Kleptomaniac.

[Kate!]

- retires to cabin to watch Dr Who reveal, anyone want to join me bring some rum -

[Kyle]

Ah for crying out loud now we've lost hermit aswell. Why are all the Sam fans so adamant at playing near the water??