Celebrity Big Brother 13 Launch Show Discussion Thread - 9 PM on C5

[Jake.]

Okay this is actually a great pairing hahaha

[Jord]

Hahaha

[Ammi]

..I don't think I've seen much of Linda Nolan...

[Saph]

omg :laugh:

[T*]

Omfg

[Jordan.]

Does having one hit make you a celebrity http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

[smudgie]

Hahaha could it get any better:devil:

[Braden]

Got Jim thrown out of a club...love her already :love:

[LaLaLand]

amazing!!! ha

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL these two will be great

[Samm]

This is going to be funny :joker:

[T*]

Imagined if this ended in bloodshed

[jackc1806]

This is great

[jamiewordsley]

This is going to be interesting

[Jemal]

lol at that fail attempt to get cheers

[Jake.]

Great when they stir it up like this

[Ammi]

..so these are 'partners' who least like each other..?..

[Kazanne]

She looks so much like Bernie

[Jordan.]

she better kick off about the pairing http://i.imgur.com/24L64x6.png

[smudgie]

Linda is more famous than Colleen...and can be a proper bitch..my sister has met her.

[LaLaLand]

I didn't realise she was such an aggressive person LOL

[AnnieK]

This is like in the old Blind Date days.....

[Jake.]

..so these are 'partners' who least like each other..?..

I hope so!

[T*]

The crowd ****ing ruined that

[Me. I Am Salman]

...

[Tregard]

That security guard looks terrified.

[Samm]

Why doesn't she slap him

[Natalie.]

She's going to be a bitch lol

[Amy Jade]

Urgh shes back tracking already 'i love you when you're sober..'

:pfft:

[Me. I Am Salman]

her hand is shaking :laugh3:

[Doogle]

I hope they get aggressive

[Drew.]

:joker: This is quite good

[Jord]

Imagined if this ended in bloodshed

:joker:

[Chuck]

I'm loving the show so far.

[Samm]

Trying to change her story :idc:

[Jake.]

amazing, this is great already

[Saph]

they're gonna kill eachother

[Jordan.]

Naughty Nolan http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

[Jake.]

would you not just drag him by his cuff down the stairs though

[AnnieK]

I'll give it an hour before they are arguing...

[Shaun]

did a glitch just show 2 other HMs or something

[Jemal]

Tbh this is gna be a good series

[Kazanne]

LOl,its bigger than you think Jim saying where have I heard that before !!! LOL

[Jordan.]

not a secret task pleasee

[Samm]

I'm warming to the twist

[Amy Jade]

I'm calling it now - Linda is going to be nothing like she said in her VT.

[Jake.]

not a secret task pleasee

earpiece

[Jord]

Ffs a secret task

[Ammi]

..are they going to have to choose the other pairings..?..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i'm bored already. can they not just let things happen naturally, at least to begin with. this is forcing people to communicate with people they might not have otherwise.

saw billy so sam is definitely going in hehe

[Samm]

I'm calling it now - Linda is going to be nothing like she said in her VT.

Hardly none of them are

[RichardG]

There's going to be another ad break in a minute isn't there :(

[Jake.]

Good twist, not too OTT

[Drew.]

Thank god its no secret twist

[Shaun]

if the twist is they have to decide which paired-housemates can be separated, get out

http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz120/nandolima/gifs/bored_zps7feafb69.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm warming to the twist

she's already 2 faced. she said god help me if jim is in the house then she's like stroking his face, I love him

[Natalie.]

I'd release myself lol

[Samm]

Haha they have to shower together

[T*]

I'm just imagining this all going wrong during the sleeping and one of them breaks their arm

[Drew.]

maybe it is secret then

[jackc1806]

Big Brother being harsh omg

[Jake.]

Thank god its no secret twist

Exactly, and no silly 'Launch Night Nominations Shock Twisttttt!' either.

[T*]

"IS THAT CLEAR"
Jeez BB is a bitch!

[Amy Jade]

Well so far people hating on Jim have been wrong, he seems like a gent and he's not bsing like that Nolen woman

[Jord]

Hopefully whoever gets released is up for eviction and Jim and Linda chose themselves

[james130]

That's a **** task.
Would definitely free myself. No question.

[Natalie.]

Sleep in handcuffs>?

[Jordan.]

It'll probably only last a day then they'll be separated

[Samm]

Meh

[Drew.]

Daps

[AnnieK]

Well so far people hating on Jim have been wrong, he seems like a gent and he's not bsing like that Nolen woman

10 minutes on screen doesn't change what he is.....

[Saph]

its tulisas cousin

[Jemal]

yesssssssssssss

[Kazanne]

Oh dear,lol whos this

[jamiewordsley]

Dappppppy

[Natalie.]

Dappy yes

[Mitchell]

Oh ffs, why wasn't he housemate nine :(

[Glenn.]

Omg I want him to die

[Jake.]

Well so far people hating on Jim have been wrong, he seems like a gent and he's not bsing like that Nolen woman

Think it's probably because of the last 40 years of his life tbh

[Saph]

is that pete

[Jordan.]

death text http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Shaun]

he'll probably finish 3rd

[Brother Leon]

Tarzan is here lol

[T*]

I hate him so f ING much! Hope he falls down the stairs. Chavtastic egotistical prick.

[arista]

Dappy

Birth name Costadinos Contostavlos
Born 11 June 1987 (age 26)

[Doogle]

He's going to be amazing.

[Amy Jade]

Pete Doherty?

[Samm]

Plz speak English dappy

[Natalie.]

Think I got hm number 4

[james130]

Not me thinking Dappy looks pretty decent.

[Alf]

I hope he doesn't keep asking us if we get him

[Shaun]

oh i forgot about his 3rd leg :thirst:

[Ammi]

..I quite like Dappy..

[Drew.]

Think I got hm number 4

Yeah we got 4 on the sweepstake

[Shaun]

:joker: that get-up

[Jake.]

He's going to bring the entertainment

[Natalie.]

why am i thinking he looks nice

[Saph]

Costadinos behave yourself

[Glenn.]

I hope he doesn't keep asking us if we get him

:joker:

[Shaun]

only in the BB House could that jacket be construed as camouflage

[Natalie.]

Yeah we got 4 on the sweepstake

fingers crossed

[Ammi]

why am i thinking he looks nice

..he does look nice lol..

[Brother Leon]

5* swag.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

dappy is really a sweetheart that likes to pretend he's a dick

[Jemal]

Ah dappy to win tbh.

[AnnieK]

I'm going like Dappy I think...:amazed:

[Jordan.]

we had a measure up :joker:

[Saph]

lmfao

[Jordan.]

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/*********** these two

[Jord]

Liz and Dappy :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they should have done Jim and a gay guy hehehe

[Amy Jade]

omg is she the one who slags off Rhianna?

[Jake.]

This is actually really varied so far

[Samm]

Omg dappy and her together

[Drew.]

Dappys not even going to bother going in now

[Natalie.]

Oh god :laugh: i like her

[Jake.]

Salman, here's your fave

[Saph]

omfg using Riris name for publicity

[Jordan.]

Rihanna http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

[Amy Jade]

she stole sperm?

[Braden]

Please be a snooty bitch in the house

[arista]

Liz Jones


Elizabeth Ann Jones
September 1958 (age 55)

[Amy Jade]

I love this bitch

[Ammi]

..I think Dappy will be really sweet and gentlemanly to her...

[Shaun]

first evictee. Calling it.

[Drew.]

my terrible luck with the sweepstakes continues

[Tregard]

Bradtheladlong is more of a celebrity than her

[Jake.]

She seems good

[Me. I Am Salman]

*****

[burnie]

I liked Dappy there.

[Samm]

Rihanna shade

[Chuck]

let's not get her out first guys :"(

[Brother Leon]

Stop Dappy from running away!

[Saph]

shes gonna be another ugly samantha

[Doogle]

Ew at this skank

[Natalie.]

yes drew :( keep liz in

[james130]

The Sperm-Stealer!
Love it. She's crazy!

[Braden]

She won't be having this handcuff shananigans.

[Amy Jade]

the crowd boo her - I'll probs love her

[Ammi]

..lots of boos...

[Gstar]

yess rihanna put this bitch in her place

[Samm]

shes gonna be another ugly samantha

.

[Glenn.]

I like her

[arista]

55 years old

[Natalie.]

yeh rihanna definitely inside

[Chuck]

I'll love her

[Drew.]

Wonder if she'll be all snobby to Dappy

[Saph]

shes scared of Rih

[Kazanne]

At least shes not all airbags and arse

[smudgie]

Good pairing.

[Braden]

Is the camera person a dwarf, or?

[Shaun]

meh, can see she'll be boring

[Jemal]

Get her out first pls

[Jake.]

She knows how to write her own stuff, take note Rihanna

[Drew.]

**** sakes :joker:

[Samm]

If rih was a surprise housemate <3

[Jemal]

LOL DAPPY Hang in there g

[Gstar]

this is so awkward

[Shaun]

did all of her lipgloss just come off in one

[Natalie.]

I love Dappy :(

[Doogle]

She looks disgusted

[T*]

Her voice is more annoying than dappys

[Samm]

Omg I'm loving this twist

[Amy Jade]

She knows how to write her own stuff, take note Rihanna
http://www.operatorchan.org/n/src/138589601623.gif

[Jake.]

did all of her lipgloss just come off in one

she shops at Tesco

[Saph]

shes gonna have a breakdown

[Samm]

Scary Mary 0.2

[smudgie]

I can see these two getting engaged......:joker:

[jackc1806]

Love this

[Jake.]

I want Dappy's hair

[Me. I Am Salman]

Scary Mary 0.2

0.2 :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Liz > Dappy > Jim > Nolen

[Alf]

How many breaks they having?

[Ammi]

..ughh, I hate this, one set go in and an ad break every time...

[Chuck]

Liz > Jim > Dappy > Nolan

[Natalie.]

Looking good so far

[Jake.]

I love the human statue head that smashes when an ad break is coming up, reminds me of BB9 :love:

[AnnieK]

I hate launch shows, the way they drag it out, then we will see most of it again tomorrow in the first HL

[Drew.]

not sure how they are going to top these first two pairings

[Amy Jade]

I hope Coleen and Jim don't give Liz the hand cuffs off, she's going to flip in a few hours haha

[Natalie.]

Who'd want to use the toilet around jim

[Chuck]

not gonna watch the show on Wednesday because it's obvious Liz will be evicted.

[Jake.]

not sure how they are going to top these first two pairings

Katie Hopkins and the fat mother from net4mums possibly

[Amy Jade]

not gonna watch the show on Wednesday because it's obvious Liz will be evicted.
I know, it's so blatant :(

[Ammi]

..I've got one of those jelly bean machines..:love:....mmmmm...

[Shaun]

shut the front door it's dappy! gotta love him lol

[Amy Jade]

Sam Fairs

[Tregard]

These tweets are very insightful and a great use of airtime.

[Amy Jade]

Bore.

[Ammi]

Katie Hopkins and the fat mother from net4mums possibly

..LOL..who..?..

[Natalie.]

Sam :lovedup:

[Samm]

**** off Sam

[Drew.]

What a great rack

[Jemal]

Oh lord. She is quite beauts

[Chuck]

<3

[Saph]

boring

[arista]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kI5EQYhtqH7UrPPV1rOwOmacAxkuNk52XSArpWiLXDY=w187-h267-p-no
55 year old Liz Jones

[Kazanne]

Never heard of this one

[AnnieK]

How old is she?

[Ammi]

..I'm glad I never watch Towie, Geordie Shore etc because then I don't know some of the celebs...

[Natalie.]

22/23 I think Annie

[Shaun]

they're actually using good music for the entrances

[Samm]

Boring washed up bitch

[Saph]

fergie :love:

[Jake.]

..LOL..who..?..

LOL, it was on This Morning when Katie was arguing with a random mother, and Katie looked at her and said 'Are you from net4mums?' (a website with mothers who log on and slate Katie a lot)

[Doogle]

Who on earth is this I went downstairs and missed her vt

[Ammi]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kI5EQYhtqH7UrPPV1rOwOmacAxkuNk52XSArpWiLXDY=w187-h267-p-no
55 year old Liz Jones

..LOL..why do you keep saying her age, Arista..?..

[Saph]

Glamorous reminds me of Charlies VT

[Chuck]

Charley's VT song <3

[Jordan.]

why does everyone hate her she doesn't seem that bad

[Drew.]

Stick the jealous woman with a 10/10 GIP

[Jake.]

Luisa please

[Natalie.]

100% single

[Ammi]

LOL, it was on This Morning when Katie was arguing with a random mother, and Katie looked at her and said 'Are you from net4mums?' (a website with mothers who log on and slate Katie a lot)


..oh those net mums are getting quite infamous as well...

[Jemal]

Your type is ****ing joey essex

[Amy Jade]

I would have rathered Lucy Meck than Sam

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/315555_1.jpg

[Drew.]

Exxxcellent

[Amy Jade]

Omg i love jasmin waltz

[Shaun]

i can already hear michael21 tearing his cock off over these two being tied together

[Jemal]

My word, i have just feinted.

[Saph]

omg fave

[Ammi]

..oh I think the two girls will bond well..

[Jake.]

She could be great actually

[Kazanne]

Who this one,lol there all strangers

[Vanessa]

:laugh3:

[Samm]

Fierce like her

[Chuck]

lmao Shaun

[Braden]

Ew, I loved Courtney Cox and David Arquette together.

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[Jordan.]

imagine her punching Linda http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Jake.]

DWUW :lovedup: another good choice

[Natalie.]

I don't know who she is but she looks good, stir it up please love

[Saph]

she looks a bit like megan fox if you squint

[jackc1806]

Gaga :love:

[Brother Leon]

Not bad.

[Drew.]

..oh I think the two girls will bond well..

For a few hours :pipe:

[Jemal]

This is gonna be the best series ever.
Just look at them.

[Jordan.]

Surprised at the cheers

[jackc1806]

She's a mess omg

[Amy Jade]

Jasmin shagged Chris Pine and punched Lindsay Lohan for those reasons alone she deserves respect

[Alf]

Evander and Lionel together please

[Tregard]

They've been keeping Jasmin in a freezer until launch night

[Shaun]

she seems quite nice tbh

[Samm]

Oh she is being nice :/

[Jordan.]

I like her :love:

[Braden]

I kind of like her tbh.

[Chuck]

i like everyone so far

[Amy Jade]

http://i1.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article1874022.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/13169931-1874022.jpg

[Saph]

omg shes the one who punched lindsay?

[burnie]

She seems nice actually. Her VT made he look fierce.