Celebrity Big Brother 13 Launch Show Discussion Thread - 9 PM on C5

[Natalie.]

Love her hair

[Jake.]

she looks a bit like megan fox if you squint

Also thought this

[Vanessa]

Where's Michael? He'd love this! :joker:

[Ammi]

For a few hours :pipe:


..the young model girls have usually got along quite well..it's just the older models that seem to be a bit 'neurotic..'...

[Jord]

Lesbian showmance please

[arista]

..LOL..why do you keep saying her age, Arista..?..


why not

[Chuck]

..the young model girls have usually got along quite well..it's just the older models that seem to be a bit 'neurotic..'...

I agree with you

[Samm]

Jasmine >>>>>>>> the rest

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they should kiss. Possibly lick each other as well.

[Jake.]

She reminds me of Hazel a bit as well

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine > Liz > Dappy > Jim > Sam > Coleen

[Vanessa]

Dappy is going to be great. I can tell. :joker:

[Jemal]

Dappy dropping game already Loooooool
What a lad

[Ammi]

..ughh, more ads..:bored:..

[jamiewordsley]

Loving it so far

[Natalie.]

sick of these ads really

[Saph]

vagisil

[Jake.]

vagisil

does your fave use it

[Marc]

This 'twist' is crap

[Pete.]

I'm going to like Sam and Jasmin but I HATE LIZ

[Saph]

does your fave use it

yes http://i.imgur.com/EsYzEcF.png

[Amy Jade]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2969689.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jasmine-waltz-2969689.png
Jasmine is perfect! :love:

[Natalie.]

Thanks Jamie East for that tweet..

[Amy Jade]

I hope they stay in teams for eviction, Liz might survive if shes with Dappy - his fans will want to save him.

[Ammi]

..how well matched are Sam and Jasmine...black/white..:love:...

[Samm]

Waiting for Ollie :idc:

[Jake.]

She's a bit like Jasmine Lennard as well actually

[Chuck]

omg Liz can be saved if Dappy and her are put up for eviction as a pair. :amazed:

[Ammi]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2969689.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jasmine-waltz-2969689.png
Jasmine is perfect! :love:

..she does look quite a bit like Megan Fox there...

[Saph]

the ugly one from blue :love:

[Chuck]

Jasmine was horrible though

[Natalie.]

Lee :worship:

[Pete.]

She looks like Jasmine Lennard and Madonna facial wise

[Drew.]

Here we go

[Amy Jade]

I really like Lee

[Saph]

yeah but did you have an AMA icon award?

[Alf]

This guy is a dick

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh **** this arrogant prick :bawling:

[Jemal]

What a classic song

[Samm]

the ugly one from blue :love:

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Lee Ryan should quality. :laugh:

[Doogle]

Blue :worship:

[Jake.]

He's going to screw himself over

[Marc]

This guy is a dick

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

This guy is a dick

him and his bandmates can't stand. The only one that seems decent is anthony.

[Glenn.]

Stop talking about badgers and take your clothes off Lee

[Ammi]

..he seems ok, it's the first time I've seen much of him..

[LaLaLand]

Hate him, grade A prat.

[Me. I Am Salman]

ugh I love all rise sfm

[Marc]

This guy is a dick

I genuinely didn't see that before I posted :joker:

[Amy Jade]

http://sbw84.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110509-122255.jpg
hmmm

[Shaun]

simon webbe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Doogle]

Stop talking about badgers and take your clothes off Lee

!!

But there's google.

[Alf]

I genuinely didn't see that before I posted :joker:
That's a goocher man

[Natalie.]

I used to love him and simon when I was younger :love:

[Glenn.]

http://sbw84.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110509-122255.jpg
hmmm

That's more like it

[T*]

Stop talking about badgers and take your clothes off Lee

This :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://sbw84.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110509-122255.jpg
hmmm

barf

[T*]

http://sbw84.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110509-122255.jpg
hmmm

OMFG

[Samm]

Duncan James >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

well he' going to love this

[Drew.]

you lucky lucky man, what a partner

[Jemal]

Greatest cbb in history

[Marc]

Winner right here.

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[seaodw]

1st evictee right here

[Jake.]

she looks older than what she should

[Kazanne]

Oh Cripes you always get one,lol

[Glenn.]

That gap in her teeth is grotesque

[smudgie]

Hmmmm can see some fireworks .

[Jake.]

hot though

[Ammi]

..oh I think Lee will like his pairing...if they split them up he might kill them...

[Samm]

Why is there lots of hot women, where is the hot men

[Chuck]

those tits are fake right

[Saph]

err she seems all talk

Jasmine >

[Shaun]

another "meh"

[Marc]

Leather

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why is there lots of hot women, where is the hot men

init

[Chuck]

happy she's getting cheers

[Natalie.]

That's what I'm thinking Sam

[LaLaLand]

She fineee

[Samm]

That gap

[Alf]

those tits are fake right
Don't think so

[Withano]

That gap in her teeth is grotesque

Shes got the London look

[Jordan.]

the crowd are being nice tonight

[Natalie.]

Hopefully she can save Liz from not going first

[Marc]

Peter Andre isn't really a celebrity tbh

[Jake.]

The crowd seems a little less twat-ish

[Drew.]

Biebs has even had a go on it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDkMnsYCUAI6Gjp.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Emma already being a bitch to her. sexist

[Marc]

Imagine if she just threw up at first sight of Lee

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

His mum is like hell no. Get away from my son. I can smell her punani from here

[Brother Leon]

That body. Beautiful stuff.

[Glenn.]

Shes got the London look

:joker:

[Jordan.]

His mum is like hell no. Get away from my son. I can smell her punani from here

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I like Casey she seems fun

[Marc]

Shes got the London look

:laugh2:

[Glenn.]

She's gonna suck him off in the toilet or something

[Jemal]

I repeat, greatest cbb in history.

[Saph]

His mum is like hell no. Get away from my son. I can smell her punani from here

:laugh3:

[Vanessa]

His mum is like hell no. Get away from my son. I can smell her punani from here

:laugh2:

[Jord]

Why are the rent-a-mob not booing the girls? Makes a change

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

She's gonna suck him off in the toilet or something

and then he'll sing that high note he sings.

[Jake.]

If the crowd is like this all series :love:

[Marc]

The journalist woman will hopefully go first.

[Ammi]

Why are the rent-a-mob not booing the girls? Makes a change

..yeah it does actually, they are often really awful with the pretty girls...

[T*]

If those celebrity busted pics are of Lee Ryan...

[Amy Jade]

How many more celebs to go?

[Glenn.]

These breaks are testing my patience

[Jake.]

How many more celebs to go?

4 I think?

[Tregard]

Just realised who Dappy reminds me of:

http://frocktalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jesus-quintana.jpg

[Pete.]

Casey = Cher Lloyd lookalike

[T*]

Josie wtf

[Marc]

omfg Josie on that wrecking ball :laugh2:

[Saph]

last vegas looks so try-hard

[jackc1806]

@narindertweets: Watching #cbb with my brother and he's just shouted 'where's Brian?!?!'

I literally can't cope.

Bore off

[Saph]

@narindertweets: Watching #cbb with my brother and he's just shouted 'where's Brian?!?!'

I literally can't cope.

Bore off

pmsl Narinder

[Jake.]

@narindertweets: Watching #cbb with my brother and he's just shouted 'where's Brian?!?!'

I literally can't cope.

Bore off

Suprised he could see the tv with her nose in the way

[Jordan.]

@narindertweets: Watching #cbb with my brother and he's just shouted 'where's Brian?!?!'

Good question, he's over http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4266/52v0.gif

[Ammi]

@narindertweets: Watching #cbb with my brother and he's just shouted 'where's Brian?!?!'

I literally can't cope.

Bore off

..:laugh:...

[Me. I Am Salman]

Is Harvey gonna be on all the sponsor ads

[Glenn.]

Oh god no

[Marc]

Dickdickdickdick

[Natalie.]

Ollie :worship: I love him

[Saph]

annoying posh person

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Shaun]

I get the feeling he could win.

[Jake.]

'a little show' stop trying to make it sound big

[Jemal]

God this guy is a twat

[Jord]

Gabriella :joker:

[Ammi]

..oh he had a haircut..I think I liked his long hair...

[Glenn.]

That clip omfg :joker:

[Doogle]

Suprised he could see the tv with her nose in the way

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Samm]

Ollie >>>>>>>

[james130]

He's hilarious!

[Amy Jade]

He's pissing me off already

[Glenn.]

Ok I think I love him :love:

[smudgie]

Never seen him before...seems okay.

[Jordan.]

Madam would you like a canape http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Vanessa]

I like Ollie. He's going to be fun! :love:

[Marc]

Ollie cock

[Ammi]

Ollie :worship: I love him

..I like him as well, Natalie...

[Marc]

I'm hilarious

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

he's the one that had ear surgery

[Shaun]

he has nice eyes

ok no i'm not falling for ollie locke it's just a very weak male lineup ok

[AnnieK]

He has beautiful eyes :love:

[Saph]

Madam would you like a canape http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

lmao

[Samm]

narinder can go away and burn in a pit of fire

[Doogle]

Ollie is amazing. :love:

[Jemal]

Hes a twat

[Marc]

That clip omfg :joker:

Her face was like http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Kazanne]

Ollie seems ok actualy,first time I've seen him

[Ammi]

he's the one that had ear surgery

..cosmetic ear surgery or a hearing thing..?..

[Jord]

Reckon Ollie will win

[Gusto Brunt]

I don't know who he is but he is a good looking guy.

[james130]

He's so pretty though.

[Saph]

was that kate middleton

[Jord]

Oh**** off Cheska

[Black Dagger]

My hero :worship:

[Marc]

Chain him up with his dog

[Shaun]

Lionel/Ollie :worship:

[Amy Jade]

David Dickinson

[Glenn.]

I do. I love him :love:

[Amy Jade]

oh no

[Marc]

This pairing :joker: brilliant

[GiRTh]

Lionel to win

[Me. I Am Salman]

So many old people :(

[Chuck]

He's unsufferable

[Ammi]

..aww perfect..Ollie and Lionel..:lovedup:...

[Gusto Brunt]

Lionel Blair's about 87!! :eek:

[Kazanne]

Bloody hell just seen a close up he's a bit of a looker isn't he.lovely eyes.(I am talking about Ollie,lol)

[Samm]

Why are there so many old people

[Scream]

Excited for Luisa and I barely know her

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..cosmetic ear surgery or a hearing thing..?..

to pin them back. Maybe that's why he had long hair. But to be fair he was gorgeous with long hair
http://i44.tinypic.com/j58ruu.jpg

[Marc]

Here's my winner

[Jake.]

Haha, he seems great

[Alf]

Bring back Name that tune

[Black Dagger]

Lionel and Ollie together.

****ing perfect :worship:

[Gusto Brunt]

Bloody hell just seen a close up he's a bit of a looker isn't he.lovely eyes.

Lionel Blair?

[Glenn.]

**** off Lionel. This isn't a maths test

[smudgie]

Lionel is a bit of a lovie..remember him getting a gotcha:joker:

[arista]

Lionel Blair aged 82

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

odd pairing

[Saph]

to pin them back. Maybe that's why he had long hair. But to be fair he was gorgeous with long hair
http://i44.tinypic.com/j58ruu.jpg

shabnams lost twin

[Jake.]

Naming Biggins before The Beatles D:

[Natalie.]

Aw Lionel
Hot chocolate for me please mate

[Marc]

Lionel has to win

[Shaun]

I loved him in the Extras christmas special (which was ironically a spoof of Celebrity Big Brother), so I'm sure he'll be lovely here too

[Pete.]

Omg Lionel Blair is too famous for this show

[Ammi]

to pin them back. Maybe that's why he had long hair. But to be fair he was gorgeous with long hair
http://i44.tinypic.com/j58ruu.jpg

..yeah, I adored his hair but he does look very dashing tonight though...

[Gusto Brunt]

Bring back Name that tune

That wasn't Lionel Blair, was it...

[Jemal]

Someone kill me

[Marc]

The conversations these two will be having... I'm intrigued :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Lionel Blair?

LOL,NO Ollie:hugesmile:

[T*]

Weird old man http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Samm]

No old person can beat Nana Julie

[Jake.]

And people say they don't bring in a mix

[Gusto Brunt]

LOL,NO Ollie:hugesmile:

Thank God for that. :D

[Jordan.]

Hello kids http://i.imgur.com/UN5W340.png

[Shaun]

oh wow, he's actually 82 D:

he must be the oldest HM ever then?

[Alf]

He's a bit of a diva is old Lionel

[Gusto Brunt]

I think Lionel is wearing a toupee.

[Amy Jade]

An ex prime minister is quite a big name for CBB

[GiRTh]

Come on Lionel

[Marc]

And people say they don't bring in a mix

Some people are so fussy D:

[Ammi]

..these are already my favourite pair..:love:...

[Kazanne]

Why are there so many old people

Why not?

[Saph]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh wow, he's actually 82 D:

he must be the oldest HM ever then?

Ken Russell
Oh no wait

[T*]

Hello kids http://i.imgur.com/UN5W340.png

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Gusto Brunt]

Toupee alert! Please God don't let it fall off. ;)

[Doogle]

This is the first year since I started watching that I've been completely wowed by male HMs over female. Such a strong male line-up this time.

[Chuck]

I'm shocked he isn't gay

[Shaun]

Ken Russell was 80 when he went in

[Glenn.]

Ollie reminds me of Matt smith :suspect:

[Marc]

Ken Russell

And look what happened to him...

[GiRTh]

I dont know who's camper? :laugh2:

[Marc]

I'm shocked he isn't gay

Shocked and upset?

[Saph]

"shall we go in?"
"whats your name?"

[Samm]

oh wow, he's actually 82 D:

he must be the oldest HM ever then?

Nana Julie

[Chuck]

Shocked and upset?

devastated :bawling:

[Braden]

I can't believe all of that just happened.

[Mitchell]

Lionel <3

[Marc]

Must be sunny out cos Lionel's dishing out the shade

[Black Dagger]

What an amazing pairing.

Lionel is brilliant, such an unexpected signing, glad it never leaked until today, brilliant.

[Withano]

..these are already my favourite pair..:love:...

Same, Zissman will probably be my winner though

[Black Dagger]

Love the line-up, I really do. My rankings will be difficult.

[Ammi]

I dont know who's camper? :laugh2:

..:laugh:...

[Scream]

Evander and Luisa :joker:

[T*]

"Lionel likes TOWIE but doesn't like MIC"
http://www.abload.de/img/dead1g7ssu.gif

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh wait Jackie Stallone was older I think

[Shaun]

Nana Julie

she was 70...

[Jordan.]

Must be sunny out cos Lionel's dishing out the shade

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar69890_6.gif

[Saph]

omg I forgot Jackie

[Marc]

Canapés? http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/*********** Ollie

[Jake.]

please tell me Luisa signed up (nobody actually tell me though please)

[Samm]

she was 70...

Oh he must be the oldest then

[Ammi]

Same, Zissman will probably be my winner though

..she seems ok, I don't know much about her and I also like Dappy but as a couple, these two are pretty amazingly matched...

[Jake.]

This twist is actually rather good

[Chuck]

more alcohol, great

[Shaun]

oh yeah, Jackie was 84 apparently

[Marc]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1264507.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/%20Jackie%20Stallone%20'The%20Expendables%202'%20f ilm%20premiere,%20Los%20Angeles,%20America%20-%2015%20Aug%202012%20-1264507

[Natalie.]

"Lionel likes TOWIE but doesn't like MIC"
http://www.abload.de/img/dead1g7ssu.gif

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

omg I forgot Jackie
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/514946/disappointed-o.gif

[Shaun]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1264507.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/%20Jackie%20Stallone%20'The%20Expendables%202'%20f ilm%20premiere,%20Los%20Angeles,%20America%20-%2015%20Aug%202012%20-1264507

it's like someone flambéed Lana del Rey

[Tregard]

BB10's Ben has dyed his hair, twould appear

[Samm]

"Its Jackie"

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1264507.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/%20Jackie%20Stallone%20'The%20Expendables%202'%20f ilm%20premiere,%20Los%20Angeles,%20America%20-%2015%20Aug%202012%20-1264507

that's actually not her
http://www.abload.de/img/dead1g7ssu.gif

[Jake.]

it's like someone flambéed Lana del Rey

:joker:

[Marc]

it's like someone flambéed Lana del Rey

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/21/jackie-stallone_n_1816526.html