Celebrity Big Brother 13 Launch Show Discussion Thread - 9 PM on C5

[smudgie]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1264507.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/%20Jackie%20Stallone%20'The%20Expendables%202'%20f ilm%20premiere,%20Los%20Angeles,%20America%20-%2015%20Aug%202012%20-1264507

Strewth...thought it was Mrs O...:joker:

[Marc]

Yeahhh Jaackieee

[Jord]

“@SophieKasaei_: OMG I know a few Geordies this Casey has shagged absolute bucket fadge”

Sophie off Geordie Shore :laugh:

[Alf]

Time for "The Real Deal"

He likes to have is ears chewed on

[Pete.]

This. Is. One. of. The. Best. CBB's. For. A. Long. Time.

And I had my doubts

[Jake.]

imagine Hopkins and Luisa next

[Shaun]

so who's left? Luisa and the boxer?

[Pete.]

imagine Hopkins and Luisa next
:love:

[Amy Jade]

“@SophieKasaei_: OMG I know a few Geordies this Casey has shagged absolute bucket fadge”

Sophie off Geordie Shore :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1204427/thumbs/o-JACKIE-STALLONE-570.jpg?1

that's how she really looks now :p

[Jemal]

Time for holyfield and luisa:worship:

[Alf]

so who's left? Luisa and the boxer?
Yes

[Jake.]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1204427/thumbs/o-JACKIE-STALLONE-570.jpg?1

that's how she really looks now :p

She's like something from The Conjuring

[Samm]

The titles this year tbh :love:

[Pete.]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1204427/thumbs/o-JACKIE-STALLONE-570.jpg?1

that's how she really looks now :p
:( she looks boring

[Jemal]

YES.

[Drew.]

:love:

[Saph]

Work Bitch :love:

[Jake.]

omfg I'm done

[Chuck]

The titles this year tbh :love:

:worship:

[Samm]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1204427/thumbs/o-JACKIE-STALLONE-570.jpg?1

that's how she really looks now :p
She has turned into a chav

[Glenn.]

-has no idea who this is-

[Doogle]

I adored this woman on Apprentice. :worship:

Haven't followed her media thing though.

[Shaun]

tramp

bye

[Amy Jade]

Wasn't Luisa slagging off BB after she lost The Apprentice? saying it was embarrassing and low rent?

[GiRTh]

Oh dear. It was looking like a good line up till now.

[Natalie.]

I like women like this,

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

so not hot guys. :(

[Samm]

Queen love her

[Saph]

boring, she doesnt deserve such fine music

[Jord]

Yass :lovedup:

[Chuck]

tramp

:lovedup:

[Ammi]

YES.

:love:

omfg I'm done

..:joker:..

[Jemal]

I REPEAT AGAIN, Greatest cbb in history

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I like women like this,

slappers?

[Vanessa]

She looks nice. I like her dress. :)

[Brother Leon]

Really liking the lineup so far.

[LaLaLand]

Amazing.

[Marc]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1204427/thumbs/o-JACKIE-STALLONE-570.jpg?1

that's how she really looks now :p

Bianca?

[GiRTh]

As ruff as a badgers ar*e

[Glenn.]

Awkward

[Jord]

Her friends are the only people making noise :laugh:

[Ammi]

so not hot guys. :(

..Ollie is 'hot', he's a bit 'sexless' though...

[Natalie.]

slappers?

Open :joker:

[Shaun]

to be fair, at least there are a number of HMs now that fit the usual "first evictee" stereotype. Should be interesting to see who goes.

[Kazanne]

never seen her either

[Jemal]

EVANDERRRR

[Saph]

who

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Drew.]

The champ has arrived :worship:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

..Ollie is 'hot', he's a bit 'sexless' though...

but he's gay. I need a proper heterosexual, testosterone geezer.

[Ammi]

never seen her either

..I remember her from the Apprentice...

[Me. I Am Salman]

Who

[Jake.]

This might be the best line up for a few years

[GiRTh]

Winner right there. Real deal Holyfield.

[Chuck]

:worship:

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Marc]

Big signing.

[Jord]

Evander is a huge signing

[Amy Jade]

Seems like a nice bloke

[Samm]

Let's hope he is not like Daley

[Shaun]

oh wow, a celebrity with actual merit

[Glenn.]

This lineup is pretty decent

[GiRTh]

I wonder how much Holyfield cost them?

[Ammi]

but he's gay. I need a proper heterosexual, testosterone geezer.


..hmmm, I think the closest you will get is Evander...

[AnnieK]

Evander :worship:

[Marc]

who

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

Learn more about the world you hag

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Vanessa]

THIS is a real celebrity! :worship:

[Jemal]

Evander the real deal holyfield.

[Brother Leon]

Sporting legend :worship:

[Patricia4]

Im not sure yet on the line up.

[Me. I Am Salman]

yass at them playing basic instinct whilst he walked out

BUpbBEdAYS4

[Jordan.]

why did they save a bore for last

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Marc]

I hope he throws a punch and forgets that Luisa is cuffed to his arm and she just gets flung about like a rag doll. And we all see up her dress.

[Vanessa]

Winner right there! :lovedup:

[Samm]

He's a bit wooden

[King Gizzard]

Poor Luisa will be snapped in half

[Saph]

Learn more about the world you hag

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Natalie.]

Is he the last one?

[smudgie]

Fantastic line up this year.:hugesmile:

[AnnieK]

I hope he throws a punch and forgets that Luisa is cuffed to his arm and she just gets flung about like a rag doll. And we all see up her dress.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

someone get these two a Brazzers logo

[Doogle]

This line-up though. I don't "hate" any of them.

[Vanessa]

Evander is loving this! :joker:

[Tregard]

Omg that guy in the audience, I'm dying xD

[chuff me dizzy]

I think Ive got wrong channel on if this is CELEBRITY bb i will eat my hat :shocked:

[Drew.]

"i'm right handed"

"well that suits me"

[Saph]

yass at them playing basic instinct whilst he walked out

BUpbBEdAYS4

justice4basicinstinct

[Marc]

Can we force sex upon them two

[Jake.]

Okay I'm loving this already

[Jordan.]

yass at them playing basic instinct whilst he walked out

BUpbBEdAYS4

wasn't it the rocky theme

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[GiRTh]

The friggin runner up on the Apprentice with the great Real Deal Holyfield. What is the world coming to?

[T*]

Learn more about the world you hag

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

Don't talk to her like that
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Samm]

CBB has a average line up this year

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Drew.]

Really good line up

[Marc]

I wouldn't know what to say if I saw him. Legend

[Ammi]

..is Evander not a multi, multi millionaire or something..?..

[T*]

When Emma said Real Deal I though it was going to be Dickinson
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm afraid to say the only thing I attribute to Evan being a celebrity is that Mike tyson bit his ear. Did he do more?

[Glenn.]

I hope he throws a punch and forgets that Luisa is cuffed to his arm and she just gets flung about like a rag doll. And we all see up her dress.

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine is my fave

[Vanessa]

I'm afraid to say the only thing I attribute to Evan being a celebrity is that Mike tyson bit his ear. Did he do more?

He's a boxing champion.

[Saph]

Jasmine is the star

[Jake.]

Nobody getting booed apart from the writer :love:

[GiRTh]

When Emma said Real Deal I though it was going to be Dickinson
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.pngTheres only one real deal and thats real deal holyfield.

[AnnieK]

wasn't it the rocky theme

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

Yeah...it was Eye of the Tiger...

[smudgie]

No real favourite yet, which I am loving.

[Jemal]

Great line up

[Brother Leon]

Top lineup. Hopefully they deliver.

[AnnieK]

He's a boxing champion.

More than that...he's a boxing legend

[Marc]

These super casino ads are not funny

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He's a boxing champion.

i need to wiki :hugesmile:

[Pete.]

Finally some promotion for Britney Jean when Luiza walked in

[Marc]

I'd **** a creme egg

[Vanessa]

i need to wiki :hugesmile:

He's awesome! :love:

[Marc]

Finally some promotion for Britney Jean when Luiza walked in

Who is Britney Jean

[chuff me dizzy]

When Emma said Real Deal I though it was going to be Dickinson
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

Thats what my daughter said :joker:

[Tregard]

I think those Supercasino adverts need to be seen repeatedly to be appreciated. Over and over again for 3 weeks should do it.

[Pete.]

I think they are going to break Sam & Jasmin free or Ollie & Lionel

[T*]

http://tvtalkblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dickinsons_real_deal_uk-show.jpg?w=300

[Pete.]

You wha

[Marc]

Thats what my daughter said :joker:

Probably the same age

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Saph]

Who is Britney Jean

ur fave

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Pete.]

ur fave

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png
His secret obsession

[Natalie.]

cray cray

[Marc]

Who

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Alf]

Their gonna release Lionel

[Marc]

Release...meeeeeee

[Samm]

Best CBB cast since CBB9

[Amy Jade]

How many times has that Nolen woman said 'Coleen' so far?

nobody even likes Coleen stop name dropping bitch

[Marc]

I need to see Luisa's boobs

[Ammi]

..who will they choose..:amazed:...

[Glenn.]

I hope they choose themselves

[Marc]

I would choose myself

[Saph]

nobody even likes Coleen stop name dropping bitch

:joker:

[T*]

I don't
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar69822_18.gif

[Saph]

celebrity bondage

[Samm]

Brilliant twist <3

[Me. I Am Salman]

wasn't it the rocky theme

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

idontknowher.gif

[Tregard]

I need to see Luisa's boobs

I can help with that, Marc.

[Marc]

Let's hope the girls have a cat fight and can't get away from each other

[T*]

celebrity bondage

http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Drew.]

Dappy over the moon

[Natalie.]

We need liz and dappy together tbh

[Jemal]

3DAPPY

[Saph]

omg they're separating the best pair

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Amy Jade]

I bet Dappy and Liz go up for eviction now

:( buh bye Liz

[Marc]

Luisa is going to be torn in half tonight.

[Shaun]

kmt

[Jord]

Ffs

[Samm]

Why!!!!! They could of been so amazing together

[Natalie.]

Ollie is handsome

[Brother Leon]

They wanted Dappy to pull up his bottoms lol.

[Marc]

Who is Jord

[Glenn.]

Now put them up for eviction

[Chuck]

Hopefully Liz and Dappy are the only ones who get to nominate

[Amy Jade]

noble and *******in dope

[Marc]

I'd have cried had I not been picked

[Natalie.]

Hope Liz and dappy nominate/sade. Please not up :(

[Shaun]

they're up for eviction, then

[Marc]

Something nice. Offset by something evil.

[Jake.]

Not a silly twist, please

[Ammi]

Ollie is handsome


..he is gorgeous but he's a bit too perfect though...

[Shaun]

sigh

[Jake.]

why

[Jordan.]

ugh why

[Glenn.]

D:

[Chuck]

poor Liz :"(

[Marc]

:joker:

They're off.

[Jake.]

wait, as a pair, this is good

[Drew.]

Really??? why why why

[Jordan.]

ffs pairs are they serious

[Doogle]

Dappy better not go.

[Jemal]

WTF????????? DAPPYS GONEv
Shajaskskf **** THIS SERIES

[Saph]

omg mean twist

[Samm]

Oh god :/

[Amy Jade]

ohhh

YES Liz will hopefully be saved :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aw sucks for dappy

[Jord]

Linda and Jim to go

[Ammi]

..3 pairs up and two people going..:amazed:...

[Vanessa]

Eviction in pairs! :eek:

[Marc]

Sam and Jasmin play nice for a week pls

[arista]

nasty twist
Liz and Dappy Eviction

[smudgie]

Haha, interesting,doing it in pairs.

[Brother Leon]

Dappy is ****ed. his fans will need to vote alot. His partner has 0 fanbase lol

[Saph]

ugh Coleen on bots

not watching

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh get lost rylan

[Jemal]

If dappy leaves, im done

[Marc]

He's still got ****ing ridiculous teeth I see

[Scream]

There was no consequence in that twist though...cause Linda and Jim didn't have to pick for anything bad...so it was pretty silly but ok

[Amy Jade]

Queen Charlotte on BOTS :love:

and Colin Nolen and him from Towie :(

[Samm]

Is it vts

[Chuck]

Liz is safe :amazed:

[Shaun]

from the sounds of it there'll be 6 people up for eviction and 2 will go, but not necessarily a pair

[Tregard]

Remember when this all happened an hour ago?

[Vanessa]

I doubt Dappy will go anywhere.

[Amy Jade]

That Casey Banghard isnt even that pretty :(

[Pete.]

That Davina quote

[Natalie.]

Hopefully Liz is safe with Dappy on her side

[Saph]

we all know who the real star of tonight was

...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Pete.]

Get Liz Out

[james130]

Yeah, them two should be safe.

[Pete.]

we all know who the real star of tonight was

...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png
Preach :worship:

[Chuck]

Liz is my fave

[Pete.]

Liz is my fave
Why?

[Jordan.]

we all know who the real star of tonight was

...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

tibbs new it smiley

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[Ammi]

Liz is my fave

..I hope they don't go and especially because I think Dappy is really cool as well...

[Pete.]

Dappy will get on everyone's nerves soooooooon

[Pete.]

I've missed BB :(

[Saph]

I still listen to Big Brovaz album

[Shaun]

needs the Booty Luv girls tbh

[Natalie.]

bigbrovaz :amazed:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[jackc1806]

This is like BBBM

[Drew.]

I was just listening to this song the other day :worship:

[T*]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png
Dafuq was that

[Saph]

you'll always be my baaaaby booy

[Natalie.]

voice chair :laugh:

[Shaun]

:joker: the chair

[jackc1806]

This is great

[Jake.]

can't wait to watch tomorrows highlights tbh

http://i.imgur.com/39rQW2ks.jpg

[seaodw]

Emma talking real sense

[Braden]

I miss AJ already

http://sandrarose.com/images18/trayvon-cries-375x283.gif?42e305

[Jord]

Shannon Twins shoutout :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

"a woman who creampied Julie Goodyear"

http://sandrarose.com/images18/trayvon-cries-375x283.gif?42e305

[Vanessa]

Audience seems to love Dappy. and Holyfield.

[chuff me dizzy]

Dappy will get on everyone's nerves soooooooon

He got on mine before he even entered the house

[Amy Jade]

Liz seems really nice and chatty

[Scream]

I feel like Liz has never really had any friends and she's kinda happy that Dappy is still speaking to her. She's cute.

[Black Dagger]

I really enjoyed the launch, liked the twist.

Liz will obviously be evicted first even if it is save or evict really. But from the exclusives she seems chatty and lovely.

[joeysteele]

I am surprised, I like near all the housemates and I enjoyed the twist too.

[reece(:]

That joke about Liz trying to steal Dappy's sperm was hilarious :joker: