Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Discussion Thread

[Benjamin]

Niamh made it on Eurovision

[reece(:]

Greece is a flopbop

[Samm]

Get him gurl

[Saph]

Raphaelle > Jlos legacy

[Headie]

Raphaelle >>>>>>>>>>>

[Jordan.]

lmaoooo

[jackc1806]

Greece is a flopbop

:umm2:

[Benjamin]

what is this kids disco

[Shaun]

I think Dominik might be gay

[Samm]

Omg that boy then lmao

[T*]

Oh god this is too cringey

[Shaun]

Glenn what are you doing

[Benjamin]

Trust a fat boy to dance for the uk

[Headie]

This needs more Raphaelle

[Shaun]

is that paloma faith

[Jarrod]

I actually thought the boy in the red's arms would break.

[Samm]

Omg none of these can dance I'm crying

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Saph]

Madonna?

[Shaun]

YAAAAAS KIT, SLAY :worship:

[Samm]

Slay it gramps

[jackc1806]

What is she doing

[Jordan.]

Slay a bit granny

[Headie]

Your faves could never

[Saph]

MDNA tour teas

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Jarrod]

What even are we watching?

[Samm]

Madonna?

Lmao

[Benjamin]

hahahah grandma :lovedup:

[Shaun]

MDNA tour teas

rofl

[Vanessa]

Madonna?

:laugh3:

[jackc1806]

These presenters are worse than Brian :umm2:

[Samm]

The best part of the show tonight

[Shaun]

Oh oops I forgot to vote :umm2:

[T*]

I think Dominik might be gay

And Dennis from bb9s Doppleganger...

[reece(:]

The presenter on the right looks like a tramp version of Aaron from BB12

[Benjamin]

God I hate Scott Mills

[reece(:]

Good old Laura <3

[jackc1806]

Why is Scott mills still on radio 1 he's like 50

[Samm]

God I hate Scott Mills

[2]

[Loukas]

:umm:

[Shaun]

are they working in the NHS now

[Headie]

Oh oops I forgot to vote :umm2:

Oops me too

#accidentshappen

[jackc1806]

Ill fitting shirt :umm2:

[Benjamin]

God he actually lacks a personality

[Headie]

Is that salman

[reece(:]

What is this flop segment?

[Black Dagger]

This is why I want a Sara Cox/Ana Matronic dream team next year.

[Saph]

Vivienne > ur faves

[Shaun]

VERKA <3

[Headie]

God this is awful

[Benjamin]

Terry Wogan, >>> Graham Norton >>> Scot Mills mess

[Black Dagger]

Verka, my all time favourite. Forever a robbed goddess.

[jackc1806]

VERKA <3

:dazzler:

I downloaded that and it was my anthem for like a year

[Headie]

Terry Wogan, >>> Graham Norton >>> Scot Mills mess

Ok...

[Samm]

What was that

[jackc1806]

Terry Wogan, >>> Graham Norton >>> Scot Mills mess

I do love Graham Nortons bitchy comments on the night

[Saph]

Who's verka?

[Samm]

Oops though she was Adele then

[Saph]

didn't he call her adele last night lol

[reece(:]

NOT here for all these flops, no ones cares about dissections :sleep:

[Saph]

Get that solo promo adele

[jackc1806]

Who's verka?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Verka_Serduchka_ESC_2007.JPG

[Shaun]

Who's verka?

hfjHJneVonE

[Jordan.]

Them vocals from Adele

[reece(:]

Has Ella Henderson been piling on the pounds?

[Black Dagger]

Terry Wogan is why we're in this ****ing mess of 'ew we're so hated, it's politically, all of it' he can piss off.

[Saph]

Has Ella Henderson been piling on the pounds?

orangu

[reece(:]

She sang about cake? No shocks there http://i.minus.com/ipb9SyHdx8zDa.gif

[Samm]

She sang about cake? No shocks there http://i.minus.com/ipb9SyHdx8zDa.gif

Lmao

[Jordan.]

Scott throwing shade

[Shaun]

"I know you must get a lot of cakes" ************

[jackc1806]

She sang about cake? No shocks there http://i.minus.com/ipb9SyHdx8zDa.gif

She had no hesitations about biting that

[Saph]

She couldn't wait to get stuck into that

[Headie]

In sure you must get a lit if cakes...

Because if the song.

:joker:

[reece(:]

She had no hesitations about biting that
the dirty betch

[Benjamin]

She sang about cake? No shocks there http://i.minus.com/ipb9SyHdx8zDa.gif

:joker:

[reece(:]

She's probs not fat, just her boobs look deformed

[Benjamin]

Ireland was ****

[Headie]

"Yeah she sang not that good"

Hum have u heard ur song?

[jackc1806]

the dirty betch

http://static9.depositphotos.com/1465849/1112/i/950/depositphotos_11120414-Happy-fat-man-eating-a-large-bread.jpg

[Samm]

Molly promo :love:

[reece(:]

UK and France shade from the audience

[jackc1806]

Molly :love:

[Black Dagger]

Molly <3

[Saph]

Molly looks like this girl I went to school with and we fell out because she threw grapes at me

[Shaun]

the real winner of TXF5 :dazzler:

[Benjamin]

the real winner of TXF5 :dazzler:

:dazzler:

[Saph]

Is that darienne lake?

[reece(:]

Is that Ruth Lorenzi? She's destined to flop

[Samm]

Molly looks like this girl I went to school with and we fell out because she threw grapes at me

Did you fight back and drag ha

[Jordan.]

France's song is beyond tragic

[Saph]

Did you fight back and drag ha

Of course

[Black Dagger]

Where is Eggnog? Oh Kasey beat him ha.

[Vanessa]

Italy! :amazed:

[jackc1806]

Molly looks like this girl I went to school with and we fell out because she threw grapes at me

Ew what a bitch

[Niamh.]

France ftw :umm2:

[Shaun]

france :love:

[Saph]

Bruno mars -treasure ?

[Vanessa]

Go Emma! :dance:

[Benjamin]

God that Denmark song is tragic

[jackc1806]

Denmark won't be winning this year :umm2:

[Samm]

Denmarks's song is **** :umm2:

[reece(:]

Denmark sounds like a Bruno Mars demo

[Shaun]

I thought Denmark were one of the favourites?

[Saph]

Rigged

[reece(:]

Is this bitch trying to flirt?

[Samm]

Flop ass Eurovision

[Benjamin]

-awkward-

:umm2:

[jackc1806]

Eurovision VT flop

[Jordan.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl2Ud2uIEAAMWr1.jpg:large

[Shaun]

mess.

[reece(:]

Messy

[Samm]

Urge we had a look at the songs for about 10 times now

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[T*]

:worry:

[reece(:]

Israel <3

[Shaun]

in a perfect world, Norway's Elbow-like mess won't qualify

[reece(:]

bye @ Norway

[Benjamin]

I quite like Georgia's song

[Saph]

If Georgia get through..

[Samm]

Poland <3333

[Black Dagger]

Norway is qualifying unfortunately. </3

[Benjamin]

reece and saph :dazzler:

[reece(:]

massive bye @ Georgia
hello @ Poland

[Vanessa]

Conchita! :lovedup:

[Shaun]

I quite like Georgia's song

...you've lost all right to comment on others then :idc:

[reece(:]

I quite like Georgia's song
You would

http://i.minus.com/iZHw8YS3qOUbz.png

[reece(:]

Finland is a rock bop

[reece(:]

New Kids On The Block have moved to Belarus?

[Vanessa]

:dance: Greece!

[Calderyon]

Not really feeling the money countries + last year´s champions entry this time... No win for there. Italy has the best of that bunch. Then Spain. Then Denmark and UK about even. Germany as the worst.

[Vanessa]

Not really feeling the money countries + last year´s champions entry this time... No win for there. Italy has the best of that bunch. Then Spain. Then Denmark and UK about even. Germany as the worst.

:amazed::worship:

[jackc1806]

Slovenia http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Khia-Finch-Mugshot-2.jpg

[reece(:]

Greece remind me of Ant and Seb from X Factor UK

[T*]

I really quite like slovenia

[Vanessa]

Love Romania! :dance:

[reece(:]

yaaas Romania

woman with her sugar daddy singing <3

[Saph]

Slovenia http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Khia-Finch-Mugshot-2.jpg

Is that an original Picasso?

[Jordan.]

Finland is a rock bop

waiting for that Hello Kitty remix

[Shaun]

ok can we get this over with now pls

[Headie]

Jonah is on next

[Shaun]

yay Switzerland :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

Just realised I passed 40k

http://i.minus.com/ibh0O3V9bmhQjy.gif

[Samm]

Oh :bored:

[reece(:]

waiting for that Hello Kitty remix
:joker:

[jackc1806]

Is that an original Picasso?

Looks like it :joker:

[Vanessa]

:amazed: Switzerland!

[Shaun]

oh...oh okay then... :shrug:

[Saph]

She's crap

[T*]

YASSSSSs

[Samm]

Just realised I passed 40k

http://i.minus.com/ibh0O3V9bmhQjy.gif

Get that 40k award

[Shaun]

SLAY POLAND :worship:

[Vanessa]

yay Poland!

[Saph]

Poland :love:

[Jordan.]

Poland :dazzler:

[jackc1806]

Poland wooo

[Benjamin]

well done reece and saph

[reece(:]

yaaas Poland <3

[Shaun]

they were guaranteed tbh

[Samm]

Yaass Poland <33333

[Vanessa]

Romania! :dance:

[Jordan.]

Anyone other than Belarus and Georgia is okay really

[T*]

Uck

[Shaun]

oh fgs

[Calderyon]

First to qualify... Switzerland! Second... Slovenia!

[Vanessa]

Norway. :nono:

[reece(:]

Romania :love:

the sugar daddy and partner

[Calderyon]

Poland through! Yes!

[reece(:]

bye @ Norway

[Samm]

Urge Norway had a bore of a song

[jackc1806]

Greece!!!

[Vanessa]

Yes! Greece! :elephant:

[Shaun]

yay :love: 2 of 3 faves through. COME ON CONCHITA <3

[reece(:]

Ant & Seb make it thru

[Shaun]

:umm2: malta? seriously?

[Saph]

Conchita :(

[jackc1806]

Who voted for Malta

[Headie]

Austria Ireland Israel plz

[Benjamin]

Austria and Ireland will make it

[Jordan.]

oh my lord

[Shaun]

ok wtf is happening

[T*]

WHAT THE fuq

[Headie]

What the hell

[jackc1806]

Belarus ew!

[Vanessa]

:fist:

[reece(:]

please Finland! <3

[Jordan.]

Ireland aren't gonna make it ************

[Shaun]

Austria and Macedonia were two of the best :bawling:

[Benjamin]

Oh wow :shocked:

[jackc1806]

Conchita?

[Benjamin]

Bye Ireland

[reece(:]

yaaaas Finland :love:

my faves are all through :dance:

[Shaun]

YAY <3

[jackc1806]

Slay

[Headie]

Yes!

[Samm]

Yasss :love:

[Vanessa]

YES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! :dance:

[T*]

Israel and Ireland. :bawling:

[Saph]

Yes conchita :worship:

[Benjamin]

Austria :worship:

[Headie]

Israel out! :o

[Jordan.]

That was such an X Factor put the controversial one through last moment

[reece(:]

oh no, Israel :sad:

[reece(:]

Belarus and Norway need to ****

[Braden]

I was so anxious for Conchita, so happy she's through :love:

[Vanessa]

Who voted for Malta and Norway? :rant:

[Shaun]

Tijana lost all her fans on Tuesday tbh

[Black Dagger]

Worst results ever.

[Jordan.]

Legit can't with the cheesecake song making it

[jackc1806]

That was such an X Factor put the controversial one through last moment

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/08/article-2214266-15665756000005DC-6_306x423.jpg

[reece(:]

The queen of Israel has been robbed, call the police

[Black Dagger]

Israel, Macedonia and Ireland were robbed.

[Headie]

Austria and Romania and Switzerland can draw first half plz, boost Molly's chances

[Vanessa]

My sweepstake is still in! :dance:

[Jordan.]

2010 so long ago

[Headie]

First time since... 2010...

[Saph]

2010 so long ago

Lol I was thinking that

[Shaun]

can we fire this "expert" please, he's just a standard-ass nervous fag who's been on wikipedia

[Jordan.]

Ireland should've sent Jedward again

[Saph]

can we fire this "expert" please, he's just a standard-ass nervous fag who's been on wikipedia

Drag and read ha

[jackc1806]

Night all, see you Saturday :love:

[reece(:]

can we fire this "expert" please, he's just a standard-ass nervous fag who's been on wikipedia
He's a fraud !!!!!!!! They shouldn't be labelling him a doctor when he probably only has a BTEC in Research Skills.

[Vanessa]

Now time for Bates Motel. :dazzler:

[Crimson Dynamo]

no, time for QT

[reece(:]

ooop will miss the final on Saturday :dazzler:

[Crimson Dynamo]

so pleased the bearded lady went thru

[Locke.]

The Greece & UK songs are good, haven't heard the rest but I'm sure they are nowhere near up to that level

[Black Dagger]

The Greece & UK songs are good, haven't heard the rest but I'm sure they are nowhere near up to that level

Get listening to Conchita now.

[Saph]

ooop will miss the final on Saturday :dazzler:

Y

[Locke.]

Get listening to Conchita now.

What the ****, she's got a beard?

[reece(:]

Y
Planned arrangements involving intoxication http://i.minus.com/i4l5gmoDGfdoM.gif

[Black Dagger]

What the ****, she's got a beard?

Yes, she's a drag queen with the best vocals of the contest.

[Benjamin]

What the ****, she's got a beard?

not Locke having a crush on her

[reece(:]

Not here for Conchata

[Jordan.]

Planned arrangements involving intoxication http://i.minus.com/i4l5gmoDGfdoM.gif

Reece's Blackout era? http://i.minus.com/i4l5gmoDGfdoM.gif

[Loukas]

Now we find out where everyone performs in the final, this could tell us who's more likely to win!

[reece(:]

Reece's Blackout era? http://i.minus.com/i4l5gmoDGfdoM.gif
http://i.minus.com/i0tiSkICELmB6.png

The prediction thread will be open as norm :hehe:

[joeysteele]

I love Malta's entry, that,netherlands and Ukraine are already 3 I rate highly but there are some really good performances this year.

[reece(:]

I love Malta's entry, that,netherlands and Ukraine are already 3 I rate highly but there are some really good performances this year.
Poland is missing from your list

[Headie]

There's a rumour going round that Belarus may get disqualified since they didn't air Conchitas performance.

Just a rumour for now.

[Shaun]

My top five are Poland, Austria, France, Greece and the UK :umm2: Not a great standard of songs this year though. No one comes close to Krista's Marry Me, or that Belgian Love Kills song.

[Shaun]

oh good hayden

let bellendrus rot

[Jordan.]

There's a rumour going round that Belarus may get disqualified since they didn't air Conchitas performance.

Just a rumour for now.

Yes please

[Shaun]

I suppose it makes sense that the country that sends Robin Thicke II to sing about women being like cheesecakes would be a cheap, homophobic mess of a country.

[Headie]

It's just a twitter rumour, don't know if it's true but it might just be some bitter fans :laugh:

If it was true I presume Israel would've been 11th.

[Headie]

The draw for the final (out of the semi final 2 qualifiers) is being streamed live now...
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=103113

[Headie]

Belarus rumour is NOT true, apparently.

[Benjamin]

Hope Poland get second Half

[Black Dagger]

Austria better get a 2nd half ffs.