Eurovision Song Contest 2014 FINAL Discussion Thread [Conchita wins for Austria]

[Amy Jade]

the only way this would get interesting is if the woman on the ropes fell off.

[Samm]

the only thing that will make this performance good is if the lady falls of the swing thing

[Pete.]

She copied that backdrop from Nickis 2012 Grammy performance of roman holiday
Gaga is going to be pressed - she was gonna pull that one out for ArtRave 2.0

[Vanessa]

:sleep:

[Ammi]

..this isn't for me, it makes me sleepy and not in a good way...

[Pete.]

the only thing that will make this performance good is if the lady falls of the swing thing
So true

[Jordan.]

me rn

http://i.imgur.com/8Em6aoV.jpg

[Benjamin]

Would make the song interesting if her mate fell.:devil:

Oh you evil bitch

[Natalie.]

I like her dress

[Jessica.]

Can't understand a word of this.

[T*]

I've got a McFlurry and my puppies are running everywhere :fist:

[jackc1806]

the only way this would get interesting is if the woman on the ropes fell off.

the only thing that will make this performance good is if the lady falls of the swing thing

Do people still say clocked?

[GypsyGoth]

Would make the song interesting if her mate fell.:devil:

the only way this would get interesting is if the woman on the ropes fell off.

the only thing that will make this performance good is if the lady falls of the swing thing

Spooky, you all nearly wrote the same thing at the same time.

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10

[Shaun]

yay iceland :flutter:

[jackc1806]

Isn't Iceland amazing :love:

[Jessica.]

"Make Love No War" hgahahaajajhhahahha

[Pete.]

I spent more time looking at this

http://i.imgur.com/8Em6aoV.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

These guys are fun :D

[Samm]

Azerbaijan 1/10

[Benjamin]

I am really surprised Iceland are not one of the faves

[Vanessa]

..this isn't for me, it makes me sleepy and not in a good way...

I was losing the will to live. :joker:

[Shaun]

I get the feeling they'll be an unfortunate last-placing at the end :(

[Vanessa]

This is so funny! :joker:

[Saph]

A song for the middle aged dads

[Drew.]

Here come the Teletubbies

[Samm]

teletubbies 30 years later

[Ramsay]

OH MY GOD YES GET IN ICELANDdsaddfaf

[Ammi]

..so much colour in those suits, it's CBB Eurovision..:lovedup:..

[smudgie]

Oh you evil bitch

:love:

[Pete.]

Pure artpop

could the beatles

Edit: I'm being ironic

[Braden]

Love Iceland's entry so much, it's a great song

[Loukas]

loving this :flutter:

[Novo]

this is Vlad Putin's version of ultimate hell

[Josy]

This is the best

[jackc1806]

Reminds me of Super Hans and his zoot suits

[Samm]

Pure artpop

https://31.media.tumblr.com/369e7416948578694ce404197a592f55/tumblr_inline_n4yr0smiZ61srwt8s.gif

[Shaun]

this funk bit :love:

[zakman440]

B b b b b b b b b b b b b

[Natalie.]

dig it

[Ramsay]

Just cut transmission now they are obviously the winners :worship:

[Jessica.]

I love this!

[Pete.]

Are pussy riot representing Russia?

[smudgie]

Yay for the fun of it all.:dance:

[Vanessa]

I like this, but i can't see it picking many votes.

[jackc1806]

Awaiting the first proper bop

[Ammi]

B b b b b b b b b b b b b

..la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

[Benjamin]

Imagine if this won :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Hi Ammi btw :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10

[Calderyon]

If you only like peaceful and good songs, then that one was for you. That was OK/goodish, but maybe a little too forgettable to be this early. For like a end of the night performance, meaning curtain call or etc...

Iceland song was very 90´s british and Norway did a powerful performance.

[Ammi]

..my favourite so far..a definite 8 I think..

[Benjamin]

Oh God I HATE Norway's entry

[Samm]

oh it's this bore

[Pete.]

I've got a McFlurry and my puppies are running everywhere :fist:
What type of Mcflurry?

I would be pressed either way

[Shaun]

oh god Norway is another dull'un...

[Jordan.]

Another sleeper

[Crimson Dynamo]

Go iceland

Got ken bruce on tv instead of Norton

[Ammi]

Hi Ammi btw :love:

..:love:..

[Ramsay]

This guy better not shame my name

[Braden]

Ukraine 6/10
Belarus 4/10
Azerbaijan 4/10
Iceland 8/10

[GypsyGoth]

This guy looks strong enough to kill jesus with his bare hands.

[Drew.]

Time for a kitchen run i think

[Samm]

Iceland 1/10

[jackc1806]

Boreway

[Jordan.]

One of my fish just died so these ballads may touch my soul tonight actually

[Saph]

chaz bono?

[Amy Jade]

Boreway.

[Natalie.]

wouldn't like to annoy this bloke

[Pete.]

A fat Ludo from the Taste?

[Novo]

he is getting really into this, so much passion

[Crimson Dynamo]

Zzzzzz

[Vanessa]

It's not bad, but a bit dull.

[Loukas]

i wish this song was before Molly :tongue:

[Shaun]

this needs to drastically underperform. If it ends up winning I'm sending him a sternly-worded letter.

[Ammi]

This guy better not shame my name

..it's not looking good Karl..:sad:...

[Saph]

One of my fish just died so these ballads may touch my soul tonight actually

lol

[jackc1806]

Get out the door way

[Josy]

This guy looks strong enough to kill jesus with his bare hands.

Lmao

[Ramsay]

Really puts life into perspective dont it

[GypsyGoth]

I like this more now than I did in the semifinals.

[Samm]

http://media.tumblr.com/2b091033b214560f42a605dc9373b982/tumblr_inline_mqtea2mVR41qz4rgp.gif

[Jessica.]

Aww I think this is nice!

[Vanessa]

Too many ballads. We need a bop! :dance:

[Novo]

Really puts life into perspective dont it

I love you Karl, don't ever forget that

[Shaun]

It's a pleasant tune, there's just not enough carrying it.

[smudgie]

Mesmerising :bigsmile:

[Saph]

Who's up next?

[Vanessa]

Aww I think this is nice!

It's ok.

[Samm]

Norway 0/10

[Braden]

Ukraine 6/10
Belarus 4/10
Azerbaijan 4/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 6/10

[jackc1806]

Too many ballads. We need a bop! :dance:

Hell yeah!

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 7/10

[Pete.]

*sleeping neyde*

[Saph]

Graham :laugh:

[Shaun]

oh god this is going to be like listening to Gangnam Style after an hour of meditation

[Jessica.]

That manic laughter in the audience is creepy..

[zakman440]

Come on Romania! Love that circular piano.

[Vanessa]

OMG! ROMANIA! :dance::dance::dance:

[Natalie.]

Would love to go to a eurovision final

[Jordan.]

I don't remember this one

[Ryan57]

Missed the first half hour, have I missed anyone good/funny? D:

[Shaun]

everybody get the party poppers ready for the chorus

[thesheriff443]

liked that last song

[Shaun]

is she a hologram?

[jackc1806]

I want a circular piano so Gucci

[Saph]

That little twinkle bit before each performance reminds me of the start of Never had a dream come true by s club 7

[Amy Jade]

that CGI tho...

[Vanessa]

:elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Shaun]

Oh she actually was. *must have missed that in the semis*

[T*]

Woah 80s effects

[GypsyGoth]

Missed the first half hour, have I missed anyone good/funny? D:

Iceland, they were the most entertaining so far.

[Pete.]

Mimiiiiiing

[zakman440]

If we or Austria don't win, I want them to.

[Jordan.]

Mimiiiiiing

:laugh:

[Ryan57]

Iceland, they were the most entertaining so far.

Thanks. Will have to watch the first half hour on iPlayer.

[jackc1806]

It's MAGICAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

[Vanessa]

Come on, everyone! Let's dance! :banana:

[Saph]

She looks like Molly from the Saturdays

[Cherie]

I love this duo missed where they are from

[Pete.]

#Steps4Eurovision2015

[GypsyGoth]

It's a miracle!!!

http://i.imgur.com/uK1UfW9.gif

[Ammi]

Come on, everyone! Let's dance! :banana:

..:dance:..

[jackc1806]

Meant its a mirrrraccclleee

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Jordan.]

what kinda high note

http://i.imgur.com/uK1UfW9.gif

[Amy Jade]

Best so far! I really like this

[jackc1806]

..:dance:..

:dazzler:

[Cherie]

Oh it says it at the bottom of the screen :joker:

[Samm]

#Steps4Eurovision2015

no, geri >>>>>>

[Shaun]

It's a bit of a bop I must admit. Not great, though.

[Vanessa]

This is awesome! :worship:

[Ammi]

..miracles do come true at Eurovision..:flutter:..

[Drew.]

8/10

[Samm]

I've warmed to this more than I did in the semi final

[Novo]

Here he is

[Natalie.]

was alright i guess

[Benjamin]

I quite like that, top ten for that please

[Shaun]

Everybody get Novo a towel

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 7/10
Romania 8/10

[Benjamin]

Calm yourself Novo

[jackc1806]

Slagging off conchita :nono:

[Jordan.]

the end of this song is a bop

[Saph]

He said mean things about conchita? :bored:

[Josy]

Thought this guy was making a crack pipe there

[jackc1806]

Everybody get Novo a towel

:joker:

[Shaun]

He has an unfortunate face.

[Samm]

Romania 8/10

[Crimson Dynamo]

No

[Pete.]

what kinda high note

http://i.imgur.com/uK1UfW9.gif
Pink doesn't give a **** anymore

[Benjamin]

I hate this guy but this song is epic

[Ammi]

..a put the kettle on song..

[jackc1806]

He has an unfortunate face.

http://i1.cdnds.net/11/24/soaps_eastenders_yusef_khan_2.jpg

[T*]

Mustn't that pomegranate be a bit smelly and rotten by now

[Pete.]

*sleeping neyde*

[Amy Jade]

This was the favourite to win? :unsure:

[Vanessa]

Song is a bit boring.

[smudgie]

,

Record is stuck..

[Ramsay]

You're not alone guys

[Ramsay]

oh ****

[Pete.]

:cringe:

[Natalie.]

uplifting

[Drew.]

second half of this song >>

[Crimson Dynamo]

No im not alone. I have brats making noise.

[Saph]

Obviously copying the breakdown in hold it against me

[Vanessa]

Not terrible, but not memorable either.

[Samm]

ummm meh :umm2:

[Brother Leon]

Banger.

[Ammi]

..he doesn't look happy to be singing at Eurovision...

[Jessica.]

He sounds like he's straining to poop

[Shaun]

it's just shouting and pyrotechnics, let's be real. 4/10.

[Samm]

Obviously copying the breakdown in hold it against me

:laugh:

[jackc1806]

:umm2:

[Samm]

4/10

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 7/10
Romania 8/10
Armenia 6/10

[Drew.]

..he doesn't look happy to be singing at Eurovision...

I think its just the shape of his face :think: poor man.

[Braden]

Ukraine 6/10
Belarus 4/10
Azerbaijan 4/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 6/10
Romania 6/10
Armenia 6/10 (would have been a 7 but he started off a bit ****e)

[Ryan57]

Roll on the French and Austria.

http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Austria-Conchita-Wurst-1.jpg

[Pete.]

Obviously copying the breakdown in hold it against me
:nono:

[Benjamin]

Ukraine 6/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 7/10
Iceland 9/10
Norway 3/10
Romania 6/10
Armenia 7/10

[Crimson Dynamo]

Roll on the French and Austria.

http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Austria-Conchita-Wurst-1.jpg

YES

[Shaun]

I think this one's going to finish higher than it deserves to (I'd put it about 15th)

[Samm]

another bore

[Saph]

I hope someone falls in that water

[Novo]

Aram has just slaughtered the Beast's chances

[jackc1806]

Where is the bop

[Jordan.]

how this qualified idefk

[Amy Jade]

that made me think of dancing on ice RIP :bawling:

[Shaun]

Oooh thank god the girl didn't miss the step.

[Pete.]

*sleeping neyde*

Again

[Ryan57]

YES

http://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kisun-00081.jpg

Better figure than some women around. Manages to hide his cock pretty well also.

[Saph]

Bye at this

[jackc1806]

How isn't she sliding everywhere

[Benjamin]

I quite like when countries sing in their native language, makes the song seem more magical when for all we know he could be singing about raping his dog.

[Vanessa]

I like the staging.

[Pete.]

that made me think of dancing on ice RIP :bawling:
RIP indeed

[Ryan57]

Lol, go home Montenegro you boring gimp.

[Vanessa]

I quite like when countries sing in their native language, makes the song seem more magical when for all we know he could be singing about raping his dog.

:joker:

[Ramsay]

http://oi49.tinypic.com/2yl3h92.jpg

[jackc1806]

I quite like when countries sing in their native language, makes the song seem more magical when for all we know he could be singing about raping his dog.

What a lyrical masterpiece that would be

[T*]

I think this one's going to finish higher than it deserves to (I'd put it about 15th)

It's got that Serbian style to it that the other countries will lick up.

[Natalie.]

boring

[Calderyon]

Ukraine 7/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 5/10
Iceland 5,5/10
Norway 6,5/10
Romania 7/10
Armenia 5,5/10
Montenegro 3,5/10

[Ramsay]

Actually not even 4/10 it's **** it gets a 0.5

[Drew.]

A very nice chilled song 7/10

[Pete.]

What kind of flop solo westlife ****

[Braden]

Ukraine 6/10
Belarus 4/10
Azerbaijan 4/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 6/10
Romania 6/10
Armenia 6/10
Montenegro 5/10

[Shaun]

ah he seems nice so I'll let him have a 5/10

[Samm]

0/10

[Ammi]

..that was uplifting..

[Benjamin]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 7/10
Romania 8/10
Armenia 6/10
Montenegro 3/10

[Amy Jade]

I really like this, nice staging and song imo

[Jordan.]

yesss poland

[Samm]

yasss Poland <3

[Shaun]

right ben here we go

*gets reece, saph & jordan ready*

[Benjamin]

Poland :worship:

[jackc1806]

Here's the bop, can't wait for this butter to be churned

[Saph]

What kind of flop solo westlife ****

It's true though

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine 5/10
Belarus 1/10
Azerbaijan 6/10
Iceland 8/10
Norway 7/10
Romania 8/10
Armenia 6/10
Montenegro 7/10

[Headie]

Poland :idc:

[Ramsay]

Look at this cracka trying to be dr dre

[Saph]

Omg yas

[Pete.]

What is this epic bop

[Vanessa]

I like this. :joker:

[jackc1806]

Imma Slavic gurl

[Amy Jade]

haha the slutty mild maiden

[Pete.]

Slaaaaaaay

[Ramsay]

BOOOOBS

[Shaun]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0a9XgKn1qdbdrv.gif

[Drew.]

Wheww, what an outfit

[GypsyGoth]

boobs

[Vanessa]

This is just too cute. :hugesmile:

[Ryan57]

Show her with the bucket more. Would put my spade in her bucket.

[Natalie.]

go on girls

[Saph]

This song > the beatles legacy

[Samm]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk7g8bbFM1qgf1i8o1_400.gif

[Benjamin]

churn that butter :dazzler:

[Jordan.]

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2013/12/britney-twirl.gif

[Josy]

Lyrics are on the red button

[Ramsay]

DEM hand movements for goodness sake there are children watching

[Ammi]

..oh my OH likes this one..:laugh:...

[Calderyon]

Oh yes, tits!!1

Oh yeah, the song is pretty good too. :blush:

[Jessica.]

omg the one churning the butter :umm2:

[Ramsay]

Tom avert your eyes

[Pete.]

Never seen hot polish girl IMO (no offence)

[smudgie]

Get possing pet.:joker:

[jackc1806]

Boring polish bit :umm2:

[Drew.]

They've got my vote

[jackc1806]

Now here we goooo

[Pete.]

Yaas