2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 3

[Ammi]

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[Natalie.]

Have a purrfect day..

[Ammi]

..haha, I see what you did there..:laugh:..

[Claymores]

Who is going to T in the park this year?

[Ammi]

..no Ian, but I might for a picnic in the forest and am about to go get a sacking in work if I don't get myself off..so you all have a splendid day..:love:..

[King Gizzard]

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[King Gizzard]

v0cC-7J_wi8

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:think:

[Jessica.]

:xyxwave:

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:yuk:

[Jessica.]

kfVsfOSbJY0

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accisej

[Jessica.]

ttocS

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am not gay

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HD who do you love

[Claymores]

..no Ian, but I might for a picnic in the forest and am about to go get a sacking in work if I don't get myself off..so you all have a splendid day..:love:..

I like that word - so 1950s :joker:

[HD]

HD who do you love

u

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:flutter:

[HD]

I need to rewatch BB, I've completely forgotten every housemate :umm2:

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same im watching now

[Jake.]

Got a huge blister on each heel, sore as ****

[HD]

*+*Dances round Scott*+*
JE66W-Jf6R0

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I actually hate the liverpool accent

[HD]

It's ma fave, reminds me of Jimmy Corkhill

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earlier this year i was in liverpool and some spanish guy that was visiting invited me to his house in murcia :flutter:

[HD]

I wanna get drunk but I'm so hungover :worry:

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what were you drinking :smug:

[HD]

fosters

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hot

[Claymores]

u


He'll break your heart as he has done mine......anyone's bend over for 10 shillings

[Claymores]

fosters

LOL - that is funny - you can drink that pinkelwasser 24/7 and never become drunken

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ios 7 only

[HD]

LOL - that is funny - you can drink that pinkelwasser 24/7 and never become drunken

It makes me rotten the next day

~ help me ~
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:elephant:

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Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten;
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land :dazzler:

[Firewire]

there's genuinely nothing more exhilarating when someone unfollows you for tweeting about things you like. if that warrants an unfollow then you don't deserve to follow me in the first place lmao bye it's a good feeling know you have that power

[Claymores]

It makes me rotten the next day

~ help me ~
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Maybe that's the urinewater you are drinking - try real beer instead :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I mucked up my maths paper :(

[Claymores]

I mucked up my maths paper :(

A dirty protest? Don't worry - resit can come?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Nope, it's my last year at college. I didn't completely muck it up I think I lost like 8 marks, but it's my easier exam & I wanted 90% to help me out on the others. I just made silly mistakes & read a question wrong

Maybe 64/72, but thestudentroom found the exam easy, so the grade boundaries will be 60 for an A, I wanted about 67, but it didn't go disastrously :)

[Claymores]

JUst chill MMI - it is not the end of the world. Wish I could find a funny story to cheer you up

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I am HD ready

[Apple202]

i wanna go a party tonight but all my friends are either moneyless or already sorted it out cos i only decided i wanted to go half an hour ago and the parties like 30 minutes away by car welp

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i wanna go to a party but all of my friends don't exist

[Apple202]

you have me http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_178.gif

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who would even want more

greedy people that's who

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like 1/2 of clean bandit are hot

[HD]

I'm peeling D:

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:worry:

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I tried sitting in the garden before coz it was really sunny but a bee came so i went back inside and watched tv

[HD]

hope u r k

[Apple202]

as long as we have each other :flutter:

[Apple202]

and ive given up i should have organised this like 2 days ago welp

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i want a baby lamb :flutter:

[arista]

i want a baby lamb :flutter:


No
they are Not dogs



Caps like that is a Rule break

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:umm2:

[arista]

Scott Edit out the CAPS

Problem solved

[Smithy]

piss off arista

[Kazanne]

Kudos and respect to the old soldiers today
http://locality.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/old-soldiers.jpg

[Z]

:smug:

[HD]

piss off arista

:flutter:

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same

[arista]

same


Good on you Deleting it.

[arista]

Kudos and respect to the old soldiers today
http://locality.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/old-soldiers.jpg



he must be in his 90's

[Jack.]

Hey all :love:

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dazzler

[Kazanne]

he must be in his 90's

And so brave:hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

Hi everyone! :douf:

[Firewire]

piss off arista

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

how's the sweat situation, smithy?

[Kazanne]

Hi everyone! :douf:

Hello Vanessa:wavey:

[Firewire]

standing on the sun is better than all of beyoncé

[Vanessa]

Hello Vanessa:wavey:

Hello! It's so hot today in London. 20 degrees. :shocked:

[Smithy]

how's the sweat situation, smithy?

I had a lovely long bath, i'm squeaky clean now :dazzler:

[Firewire]

I had a lovely long bath, i'm squeaky clean now :dazzler:

that is good to hear

[Vanessa]

I got myself some nice new clothes for Fusion. :flutter:

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it ended bad but i love what we started :dazzler:

[Smithy]

i dont wanna be alone forever but i can be

[Smithy]

TONIiIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHTTTTTTT

[Smithy]

*twirls*

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*throws confetti*

[Smithy]

Thought that I would be alone forever
But I won't be tonight
I'm a man without a home
But I think with you I can spend my life
And you'll be my little gypsy princess
Pack your bags and we can chase the sunset
Bust the rearview and fire up the jets
'Cause it's you and me
Baby for liiiiiiiiiiife

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the first gif was better

[Smithy]

idc

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:umm2:

[Smithy]

:dazzler:

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i cannot choose between vimto and irn bru

[Smithy]

both are rank

[Smithy]

*bops to Mary Jane Slayland*

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mary lame holland :smug:

[Smithy]

goodbye fiona flopple stan

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caught the edit

[Novo]

Just seen that Claymores thing, unreal

[Smithy]

what is wrong with him, honestly don't get how you could lie about something like that, then forget you'd already told everyone

I wouldn't be surprised if his mum was alive :umm2:

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I'm just cackling @ Claudia's died again thing

[Novo]

:joker:

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matthew's eyebrows :flutter:

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invisible mode should be banned :smug:

[Kizzy]

Well they closed the thread so there were no judgements made, why you here mixing novo?

[Josy]

invisible mode should be banned :smug:

Why? so you know when we are watching you

:fist:

[Shaun]

it's understandable for mods to be invisible cos of constant PMs i guess, but when normies hide as if they're special :hehe:

[Brother Leon]

Invisible mode doesn't even work...I still see myself in "Who's online" :suspect:

[Shaun]

you can see yourself, but no one else on it :laugh:

[Josy]

it's understandable for mods to be invisible cos of constant PMs i guess, but when normies hide as if they're special :hehe:

I get bombarded with pm's anyway even when i'm offline, went into a wifi area with my mobile the other day and got 13 notifications for here :laugh:

[Josy]

LOL at Leon literally thinking he would turn invisible :idc:

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the black girl :flutter:

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her pic oozes ferocity

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kwen toya

[AnnieK]

LOL at Leon literally thinking he would turn invisible :idc:

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

it should be against the law for mods and admin to appear invisible

[Jessica.]

That 80k award is crap :idc:

[Firewire]

That 80k award is crap :idc:

a crap award is deserved for having 80,000 posts

[Smithy]

:joker:

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jUST WAIT

[King Gizzard]

Robert Mugabe would probably be supported on here if he went on Big Brother

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myra hindley entering CBB chained to dappy

[T*]

It is no coincidence that aldi put their bananas at 69p

[Jessica.]

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smh that guy wont leave the convo

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triplechocolate3 :worship:

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i miss kik being good

[Smithy]

It's thundering so loud right now :worry:

[Smithy]

Omg lightning too

[Jessica.]

The trials of living on a tropical island.

[Smithy]

Ikr, jurassic park teas

[Josy]

Where do you live Smithy?

[Drew.]

Bit personal

[Marsh.]

His location is Venus.

[Smithy]

Where do you live Smithy?
Guernsey
His location is Venus.

APHRODITE LADY SEASHELL BIKINI GARDEN PANTY

\o/enus

[Shaun]

do you think she just turned to random pages of the dictionary for that

i hope she did

[Glenn.]

Claudias quote tho :laugh:

[Marsh.]

APHRODITE LADY SEASHELL BIKINI GARDEN PANTY

\o/enus

I am not a ******
I have got a fanny
I don't have a penis, a penis, a penis

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[Kizzy]

Is blackpool on venus?

[Marsh.]

Is that a euphemism, liz?

[Jessica.]

great nowmy keyboard isbroken :bawling:

[Jake.]

Time for bed

[Ammi]

..night Jake..:love:..

[Jake.]

Night Ammi :love:

[Ammi]

..I'll have your lunch ready for around 1pm, don't forget to set your alarm...

[Jake.]

Haha, nice ham and mustard sandwich please Ammi

[Ammi]

..:laugh:..okey doke, I might even throw in a packet of Walkers as well but I'll keep the flavour as a surprise just to make it exciting and give you something to dream about...

[Shaun]

i've just had to rebuild my bloody bed :fist:

well i say rebuild, i had to reattach a leg that had somehow fallen off :/ i'd been on a tilt for a couple of days that wasn't really noticeable until it just collapsed suddenly with me minding my own business, watching American Dad about 2 hours ago :(

moving mattress, duvet, bedding, pillows (and teddy), and then lifting a king-sized bed frame into the air, without bending and snapping the other 3 legs, so you can try and screw-in the leg with an allen key is tricky business.

also how the hell does under one's bed get so bloody filthy?

[Shaun]

but now it all feels more comfy and springy so i shall leave you at that

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:flower:

[Jessica.]

I wish my bed was comfy, it's hard and lumpy.

[Z]

My mattress is awful, I'm covered in bruises from it, I'm back at home and have had this bed since I was a kid and the mattress springs feel like knives, it's awful

[Ramsay]

Just like to say :worship: to big brother for playing The Coral during the Chris VT

[Ramsay]

But yes my mattress sucks balls also

[Kizzy]

My mattress is awful, I'm covered in bruises from it, I'm back at home and have had this bed since I was a kid and the mattress springs feel like knives, it's awful

Buy a couple of 15tog duvets and use those as a mattress topper, will feel like a new bed for under £30 :)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/LOVE2SLEEP-AMAZING-VALUE-BUNDLE-ALLERGENIC/dp/B00BPGRFII/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1402144983&sr=8-4&keywords=15+tog+duvet

[Z]

Buy a couple of 15tog duvets and use those as a mattress topper, will feel like a new bed for under £30 :)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/LOVE2SLEEP-AMAZING-VALUE-BUNDLE-ALLERGENIC/dp/B00BPGRFII/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1402144983&sr=8-4&keywords=15+tog+duvet

Then it would be too hot though, I have the dual problem of having a **** mattress but sleeping in a bedroom where there's only room for the bed and a chest of drawers, I have a fan on in my room every night because it's a sun trap all day, absolute nightmare :fist: but might end up doing this anyway because I can't keep trying to sleep on top of that mattress :laugh: seriously I'm black and blue all over my body, it's awful!

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hazel's nails on last nights BOTS :worry:

[Kizzy]

Then it would be too hot though, I have the dual problem of having a **** mattress but sleeping in a bedroom where there's only room for the bed and a chest of drawers, I have a fan on in my room every night because it's a sun trap all day, absolute nightmare :fist: but might end up doing this anyway because I can't keep trying to sleep on top of that mattress :laugh: seriously I'm black and blue all over my body, it's awful!

Why would it be too hot, you'd be on top of them, mattress, duvet, duvet, sheet, you... then just have a really thin 4.5 tog duvet on top of you're just another sheet if you're really warm?
A bowl of ice cubes in front of your fan will help cool the air, put a sprinkle of rosemary on them to help you sleep.

I sound like 'the little book of calm'! :joker:

[AnnieK]

I have the comfiest bed in the world....it's just a shame I don't get to spend half as long in it as I would like :smug:

[Z]

Why would it be too hot, you'd be on top of them, mattress, duvet, duvet, sheet, you... then just have a really thin 4.5 tog duvet on top of you're just another sheet if you're really warm?
A bowl of ice cubes in front of your fan will help cool the air, put a sprinkle of rosemary on them to help you sleep.

I sound like 'the little book of calm'! :joker:

I'm going to bookmark this post!! :love:

[Brother Leon]

I have the comfiest bed in the world....it's just a shame I don't get to spend half as long in it as I would like :smug:

It's nice to experiment I guess..:blush:

[Kizzy]

I'm going to bookmark this post!! :love:

I have duvets on top of our matresses then you can wash them to help keep your mattress dustmite free, it's a good idea if you have allergies ... I'm so bloody helpful today :laugh:

[Drew.]

It's nice to experiment I guess..:blush:

:joker:

[HD]

I do the duvet on top of mattress thing. The difference is unbelievable.

[Tom4784]

My Mattress is lovely <3

Also Scott, I went to see Maleficent today, I think you'll like it.

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Niall said it was trash but lets not listen to what Niall says

[Smithy]

-is gonna wait till a good copy appears online-

[Marsh.]

i've just had to rebuild my bloody bed :fist:

well i say rebuild, i had to reattach a leg that had somehow fallen off :/ i'd been on a tilt for a couple of days that wasn't really noticeable until it just collapsed suddenly with me minding my own business, watching American Dad about 2 hours ago :(

moving mattress, duvet, bedding, pillows (and teddy), and then lifting a king-sized bed frame into the air, without bending and snapping the other 3 legs, so you can try and screw-in the leg with an allen key is tricky business.

also how the hell does under one's bed get so bloody filthy?

:joker:

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such effort having to rebuild my entire itunes library

[Marsh.]

such effort having to rebuild my entire itunes library

Why do you have to do that?

[Kizzy]

The librarian went nuts, attacked a group of school children on a trip then burn it to the ground :(

[Marsh.]

The librarian went nuts, attacked a group of school children on a trip then burn it to the ground :(

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Why would it be too hot, you'd be on top of them, mattress, duvet, duvet, sheet, you... then just have a really thin 4.5 tog duvet on top of you're just another sheet if you're really warm?
A bowl of ice cubes in front of your fan will help cool the air, put a sprinkle of rosemary on them to help you sleep.

I sound like 'the little book of calm'! :joker:

Oh,good tip about the ice cubes Kizzy,I'm gonna try that one.:hugesmile:

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The librarian went nuts, attacked a group of school children on a trip then burn it to the ground :(

what is this?

[Marsh.]

what is this?

Your library. :sad:

[Me. I Am Salman]

my tumblr :flutter:

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my tumblr :flutter:

:flutter:

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i need to remake but i can't think of a url

[Me. I Am Salman]

boy2002

[Josy]

i need to remake but i can't think of a url

ScottTheLad2k14

[Kizzy]

what is this?

It's my humorous reply to marsh obv :joker:

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:umm2: @ the last 3 posts

[Marsh.]

JailBait2014

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i thought bohemian like you was released in like 97 coz it reminds me of tomb raider 2 idk

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i just thought of a good url

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wikipediugh

[Tom4784]

Niall said it was trash but lets not listen to what Niall says

The script isn't great and everyone but Angelina Jolie is wooden as hell but Angelina Jolie just puts the whole film on her back.

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grimes knows her to party

[Jake.]

Mum's going out, curry and BB :love:

[Jessica.]

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me
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[Smithy]

Papa paparazzi :dazzler:

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I might get some coke on wednesday :think:

[Smithy]

D:

-runs to get ammi-

[Firewire]

I might get some coke on wednesday :think:

i hope you misspelled cake

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It makes you thin though

[Jessica.]

Your body will stay the same and you'll get a thin nose. :yuk:

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:umm2:

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as if i would do drugs anyway

[Ammi]

..it'll make your nose drop off though Scott and being thin with no nose isn't a good look at all...you have a lovely nose..:flutter:...

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I would lit never do drugs that had to be snorted or injected

[Jessica.]

omg it's my birthday in three months :umm2:

[Jessica.]

I want to have a lovely nose too. :sad:

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tough **** bitch

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david bowie modern love is the single best song ever made

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church on time
puts my trust in god and man :dazzler:

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this ****ty religious group winning BGT

[Smithy]

Darcy should have won :fist:

[Ammi]

david bowie modern love is the single best song ever made

..:lovedup:..let's dance, Scott..



TaFvitDHMag

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ammi stan 'when were you happy' by laura marling please

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actually stan love be brave instead

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how did i sleep at night with you far from my side
hold me down
make no sound :smug:

[Ammi]

Silence speaks for me..love be brave...

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I miss london i wanna go back more drunk

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my mum stans helen :worry:

[Apple202]

i want to be vegetarian http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/worry.png

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same lets do it together

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i was actually veggie for like a week in january i s2g

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i went into holland and barrett like i wanna go veggie

then like 6 dats later i was eating kfc

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what even happened to me within the space of like 3 months i s2g

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i had such ambition now i'm just like -watches QVC @ 3am-

[Apple202]

i was veggie for like 3 months before in like 2011 too welp

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meat isn't even nice though like ew

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when i discovered wicca i went a bit overboard and was like NO MOTHER I DO NOT NEED ELECTRICITY I SHALL LIVE AS THE OLD ONES DID... IN THE FOREST

i was sectioned a few days after

[Firewire]

i love meat too much to be a veggie

[Apple202]

bacon is vile i wont miss it

[Apple202]

ill miss chicken and beef etc tho welp but i gotta stay strong

[Firewire]

ill miss chicken and beef etc tho welp but i gotta stay strong

u got this

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just make sure you get your protein :smug:

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i bought a gillian mckeith book from amazon in like 2008 and read that one load of semen is really healthy bc it contains loads of protein

[Jessica.]

i bought a gillian mckeith book from amazon in like 2008 and read that one load of semen is really healthy bc it contains loads of protein

me
http://media.giphy.com/media/wJ2PzfofCXw1q/giphy.gif

[arista]

i bought a gillian mckeith book from amazon in like 2008 and read that one load of semen is really healthy bc it contains loads of protein


Well Done

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arista stick your robot prong into my mouth

[HD]

me
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:laugh:

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[Glenn.]

Afternoon

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jess that is disgusting

[Jessica.]

:joker: kmt it was just a joke

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[Marsh.]

Why does Jess have a potato stuck to her arm? :worry:

[Kizzy]

ew

[Glenn.]

I'm so hungover

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Glenn gave head to a guy then asked for his and got turned down

[Jessica.]

Mean Scott. :nono:

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I never did it

[Jessica.]

You are too mean to Glenn all the time. :nono:

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:smug:

[Glenn.]

Idec

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shut up meg

[T*]

:laugh2:

[T*]

I eplilated my leg to see what it felt like and omg
ow

[Glenn.]

Wtf

[T*]

My brothers girlfriend told me to do it as a joke :hmph:

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:umm2:

[T*]

it literally yanks the hair out

[Jessica.]

There are so many new/on-season members. :umm2: Hold me.

[Glenn.]

It's everyone for themselves I'm afraid. It's dog eat dog /saskia

[Marcus.]

hi all
anyone waching sccoreaid