X -Factor 1st and 2nd Show Discussion 8PM ITV1HD 30th & 31st/8/14

[JoshBB]

Lol her smile vanished

[Ninastar]

her face at the thought of kissing a boy

lol

[Natalie.]

I would cheer for Louis

[LukeB]

woman slipped :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

lol

[LukeB]

cheryl is slaying

[Marsh.]

Is this the "lick Cheryl's arse segment" that she requested to return?

[jessicadanielle]

Hahahahaha Mel what a woman

[Jordan.]

Dusty B must be pressed

[GypsyGoth]

Mel :lovedup:

[LukeB]

OMG!

[JoshBB]

She looked like sam bailey for a minute

[Marsh.]

Thanks for the split screen X Factor, we wouldn't have got the reference otherwise. :thumbs:

[Natalie.]

Cheryl's twin?

[T*]

Winner tbh

[Jordan.]

slay jale

[LukeB]

She looked like sam bailey for a minute

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Cheryl without autotune sounds similar tbh

[LukeB]

slay jale

OMG!

[Natalie.]

slay jale

:laugh:

[GiRTh]

P*ss off Cheryl

[Ninastar]

okay im getting the cheryl attraction now

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

have the same passionate hate for cheryl as I do for kartrashian. People idolize them for no legitimate reason.

[GiRTh]

:joker:Cheryl without autotune sounds similar tbh

[Braden]

Omg Amy!

[LukeB]

OMG i loved her in 2008

[Benjamin]

wtf is this Cheryl love :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

oh I remember her!

[Ninastar]

omfg

[zakman440]

Not here for a sob story.

[Marsh.]

No, sorry love you can't come back and use the same sob story 6 years later. That's cheating. My nan died two years ago. :nono:

[JoshBB]

wow six years

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that 16 yr old girl, best so far.

[jessicadanielle]

have the same passionate hate for cheryl as I do for kartrashian. People idolize them for no legitimate reason.

At least Cheryl is actually gorgeous and seems nice on the X Factor and was part of a successful girl band. Kim has nothing.

[Braden]

I remember thinking that her dad was drunk on the phone when she told him she never got through to the lives.

[Ninastar]

they should all have a sob story and wear it taped to their chests so that no one has an advantage

[LukeB]

she was better blonde

[LukeB]

At least Cheryl is actually gorgeous and seems nice on the X Factor and was part of a successful girl band. Kim has nothing.

:clap1:

[Benjamin]

thought she was gonna go into a daft punk song quote then

[Saph]

lol if cheryl doesnt remember her

[jessicadanielle]

She suits the brown hair. Guarantee Cheryl won't remember her without a prompt

[Ninastar]

bitch dont cry before you have even started singing

[JoshBB]

nobody good so far :(

[GiRTh]

Mute

[Natalie.]

lol if cheryl doesnt remember her

Probably been told about her :laugh:

[T*]

When are the shows when they're all up to the public?

[Marsh.]

Cheryl pretending she recognises her. :hehe:

[Ninastar]

dat sexual tension

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

At least Cheryl is actually gorgeous and seems nice on the X Factor and was part of a successful girl band. Kim has nothing.

I don't find her gorgeous, she's pretty but the adoration is over the top. She doesn't even have a nice body, decent but no curves.

[Amy Jade]

Cheryl gonna cry again

[LukeB]

thought it was gonna be let it go

[JoshBB]

She seems really nervous.

[LukeB]

She seems really nervous.

who wouldn't be

[T*]

:flutter:

[Marsh.]

they should all have a sob story and wear it taped to their chests so that no one has an advantage

Then they can play Tragedy Top Trumps whilst waiting.

[GypsyGoth]

I like the way her dead father is there to watch her sing.

[JoshBB]

She's amazing but a few pitching errors

[Ninastar]

pretty good but song is too dull

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aaaawww. the 16 year old was still better.

[LukeB]

love amy!

[Marsh.]

I like the way her dead father is there to watch her sing.

:joker:

[T*]

I like the way her dead father is there to watch her sing.

Her mum is the one that died

[Natalie.]

I like the way her dead father is there to watch her sing.

sweet moment

[LukeB]

amy :clap1:

[jessicadanielle]

I don't find her gorgeous, she's pretty but the adoration is over the top. She doesn't even have a nice body, decent but no curves.

Fair enough, I think she's ridiculously pretty personally. And agree about her figure. It's nice of course but not "all that".

Do you think Kim is attractive? I feel like I should do but I just don't honestly :shrug:

[Braden]

I've never heard of this song, but she has sang it beautifully. I want to listen to the original now.

[JoshBB]

I like the way her dead father is there to watch her sing.

http://i.imgur.com/X4DaWFe.gif

[GiRTh]

Here come the water works

[Ninastar]

Then they can play Tragedy Top Trumps whilst waiting.

lmfao

they will set themselves on fire and stuff to win

[JoshBB]

cannot stand sob stories

[GypsyGoth]

Mel B's shoulders :drool:

[Marsh.]

Do you think Kim is attractive? I feel like I should do but I just don't honestly :shrug:

She has a fat arse.

[Natalie.]

She's alright

[LukeB]

xfactor app says amazing

[Braden]

I agree with Simon, I didn't think she was going to be as good as her last audition.

[Ninastar]

i think her dad is a woman

[LukeB]

I agree with Simon, I didn't think she was going to be as good as her last audition.

i knew she would :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

Is that Olly Murs with her Dad?

[GypsyGoth]

It was a perfect song choice by her.

[Natalie.]

Mel B's shoulders :drool:

shoulders to cry on :flutter:

[LukeB]

D: another break

[Marsh.]

"Ooh, you've been working in a shop and had a baby? I've been living it up with millions in the bank and homes in every country, how you been?"

[jessicadanielle]

She has a fat arse.

:hehe: I wouldn't like to say a fat arse, but I agree that this amazing bum that everyone goes on about isn't very attractive to me. Bigger isn't always better

[Marsh.]

:hehe: I wouldn't like to say a fat arse, but I agree that this amazing bum that everyone goes on about isn't very attractive to me. Bigger isn't always better

Nope. People shouldn't condone obesity. :nono:

[JoshBB]

u can tell these women in the adverts are lying

[LukeB]

u can tell these women in the adverts are lying

:hehe:

[T*]

D: another break

As it's a massive show a lot of companies want to show millions of viewers their stuff.

[Saph]

bored so far, where are all the freaks?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Fair enough, I think she's ridiculously pretty personally. And agree about her figure. It's nice of course but not "all that".

Do you think Kim is attractive? I feel like I should do but I just don't honestly :shrug:

I don't know if I find kim attractive, I can't look past the rock-like unmovable fake booty. :shrug:

I just like credit to be given when it's due. Like even kelly brook at her peak was much sexier than cheryl.

[LukeB]

i'm 7th on the fifth judge

[Jordan.]

bored so far, where are all the freaks?

.

[CaudleHalbard]

bored so far, where are all the freaks?
Indeed.

[Marsh.]

bored so far, where are all the freaks?

On Tumble.

[LukeB]

On Tumble.

that's an alright show

[Marsh.]

As it's a massive show a lot of companies want to show millions of viewers their stuff.

No. :eek:

I refuse to believe all these ad breaks are about money. :hmph:

[JoshBB]

i'm 7th on the fifth judge

im 19th

[Ninastar]

how the **** has plebs won awards?

[LukeB]

i predict a **** audition

[Ninastar]

On Tumblr.

well said

[JoshBB]

ugh horrible squeaking

[Amy Jade]

bored so far, where are all the freaks?

I know :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hhaaha brining in the whole gear.

[zakman440]

:suspect: Levi Root's cousin?

[LukeB]

it's a no from me

[jessicadanielle]

The roll-in bit was awkward wasn't it

[Saph]

Shayden.. Haydens shady alter ego?

[JoshBB]

lol he looks soooo distraught

[Saph]

lmao

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nooooo :facepalm:

[Ninastar]

omfg lmao

[LukeB]

sounds like a goose

[Marsh.]

Oh my goodness, a pretentious freak. We're being spoiled this year.

[Amy Jade]

I thought he was going to be good...

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: he is crap

[Ninastar]

i thought he would be good

[CaudleHalbard]

This is more like it! :D

[T*]

lmao

[LukeB]

does he think he is good?

[Saph]

my fave so far

[GiRTh]

He's good

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh please hun go away. :bawling:

[JoshBB]

he sounds like a camel choking

[Natalie.]

Hope singing this helps him with his heartbreak cos it's hurting my ears

[Marsh.]

He's reminding Mel of Geri.

[LukeB]

speaking in music? like lily allen

[zakman440]

Winner imo.

[LukeB]

He's reminding Mel of Geri.

you mean Victoria

[Braden]

Shayden has basically delivered the holy message...we should all be homosexual.

[Jordan.]

http://i.imgur.com/1lsFatZ.gif

[jessicadanielle]

He doesn't look as **** as he is

[JoshBB]

speaking in music? like lily allen

:joker::joker:

[GiRTh]

I like him. Louis will get him to the final

[GypsyGoth]

Shayden has basically delivered the holy message...we should all be homosexual.

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

he sounds like a camel choking

:laugh:

[Ninastar]

shes going for a poo

[T*]

Shayden found the brown note

[Jordan.]

Louis going for a girly chat in the toilets?

[JoshBB]

I thought they turned the lights off on him then :joker:

[T*]

He's good

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/dee.png

[Marsh.]

Oh no, can they stop with these scripted sketches. :facepalm:

[LukeB]

mental house missing someone?

[JoshBB]

simon wants shaydens ass

[jessicadanielle]

Wish someone would recurl my hair all day man

[GiRTh]

Best so far.

[Ninastar]

goodbye black hipster

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

he sounds like kermit drunk

[Ninastar]

Shayden found the brown note

racist

[LukeB]

simon wants shaydens ass

sorry simons taken by me

[Marsh.]

Where's the big fat bloke to airlift him out?

[CaudleHalbard]

This can't be real?

[GypsyGoth]

His singing can cure ebola.

[Jamesy]

"Do you film music or is this just a mechanical business" :joker:

[LukeB]

dermot is not even interested

[JoshBB]

Where's the big fat bloke to airlift him out?

omg what if a helicopter came along and he flew down and they broke the building and took him away

[jessicadanielle]

Oo cheryl plug

[Marsh.]

She brought her iPad. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Salty Wong?

[LukeB]

sum ting wong?

[GypsyGoth]

hahahaha

[Jordan.]

is that sooty

[Saph]

pmsl

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

aw bless

[jessicadanielle]

Omg carol hahah

[JoshBB]

nice hair carol

[Jordan.]

omg lol

[Ninastar]

omfg its niamh

[Natalie.]

bribing the judges?

[Marsh.]

Unemployed at 63? Surely that's retired. :hehe:

[LukeB]

LMFAAAOOO

[GiRTh]

Why didn't they put Shayden thru?

[zakman440]

#Carol2Win

[Amy Jade]

Carole's wig is better than Kellie off CBB

[T*]

goodbye black hipster


racist

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/dee.png

[Jordan.]

kween

[Ninastar]

deffo niamh

[LukeB]

Why didn't they put Shayden thru?

because he is **** ok?.

[CaudleHalbard]

Rotfl!

[Marsh.]

omfg its niamh

:joker:

[zakman440]

Carole's wig is better than Kellie off CBB

:joker:

[Ninastar]

omfg as if they will eat it

could have been poisoned

[zakman440]

:joker:

[JoshBB]

bribing the judges?

i would have said yes for the chinese food. atleast u could expect some more in the arenas when u get hungry

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

is that sooty

:shocked::nono:

[GiRTh]

I'm not happy Shayden didnt get thru

[T*]

deffo niamh

:laugh2:

[zakman440]

"What's you're name?"
"Callegari"
:laugh3:

[LukeB]

there having a party

[JoshBB]

omfg as if they will eat it

could have been poisoned

someone should poison food and give it to them next year. teach them ****s to accept food

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lol love louis

[Ninastar]

someone should poison food and give it to them next year. teach them ****s to accept food

agreed

lets do it

[Marsh.]

"We're full now darling."

:laugh2:

[Saph]

ew this posh girl annoys me already

[LukeB]

where you from, im from england :laugh2:

[JoshBB]

just like that the food disappeared!

[Marsh.]

Oh my god, she has plums in her mouth.

[Ninastar]

cheryl liking what she sees then

[LukeB]

her laugh is horrid

[Braden]

Chloe Jasmine, she was fabulous on The Face :love:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe Jasmine :flutter:

[Jordan.]

where you from, im from england :laugh2:

cryptic, ha location could mean anything

[LukeB]

cheryl liking what she sees then

katie waissel?

[zakman440]

Here 4 Lettice #2.

[Ninastar]

yah

[JoshBB]

agreed

lets do it

what shall the food be??

[T*]

is that lettice

[Ninastar]

cryptic, ha location could mean anything

she's learnt a few things from tibb members

[Saph]

lol at the fatties dragging her

[Marsh.]

Oh my god she's going to be like that freak who called "vocal exercises" singing. :umm2:

[LukeB]

thats betty boopp?

[armand.kay]

she was on the face i think

[GiRTh]

Is it 1955? She's afar too old fashioned.

[Marsh.]

Has she wandered into the wrong audition room? Isn't Andrew Lloyd Webber on the BBC?

[T*]

she's learnt a few things from tibb members

:laugh2:
:clap1:

[Natalie.]

love her lipstick

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

she's good but is going to be annoying.

[Amy Jade]

Oh my god she's going to be like that freak who called "vocal exercises" singing. :umm2:

so wrong :hehe:

[JoshBB]

she sounds like a squealing pig and also a horn

[Amy Jade]

she was on the face i think

She was.

[Saph]

when are they gonna show my, armand and reece's performance of 'Im Selling Pussy'?

[LukeB]

where is hayden! he loves her

[GiRTh]

Dont see how she gets thru and Shayden doesn't.

[LukeB]

when are they gonna show my, armand and reece's performance of 'Im Selling Pussy'?

:hehe:

[Ninastar]

was she good? i went to get macaroni

[GypsyGoth]

She's got lipstick on her teeth.

[JoshBB]

when are they gonna show my, armand and reece's performance of 'Im Selling Pussy'?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Passive aggressive response to Mel.

I bet she's a foul mouthed Liverpudlian when she leaves the audition room.

[LukeB]

Dont see how she gets thru and Shayden doesn't.

shes better than shayden?

[GiRTh]

was she good? i went to get macaroniAwful

[Braden]

I love Mel's attempt at a thank you..."aw"

[Ninastar]

ONe DAAAAAY I'LLLLL FLLYYYYYYY AWAAAAAY

[jessicadanielle]

Love the orange people hhahahaha

[GypsyGoth]

was she good? i went to get macaroni

Yep, she sang a kinda old timey song.

[LukeB]

the bitter fat people?

[Amy Jade]

Them two fatties thinking veg is posh food. :facepalm:

[arista]

She's got lipstick on her teeth.


Yes Shocking

[LukeB]

Them two fatties thinking veg is posh food. :facepalm:

like they even know :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Did the posh one make it? My internet is being ****

[JoshBB]

lmao at poll

Impressed?

x-tremely 32%
fairly 55%
not really 12%

[CaudleHalbard]

Did the posh one make it? My internet is being ****
Yes.

[Marsh.]

sexier than cheryl



does cheryl have a personality beyond being bitchy and the one tear?

Honey you have some vendetta against Cheryl. I get that she's not amazing but now you're seriously clutching straws if you think that lanky piece of vile scrotum skin is sexier than Cheryl.

[Amy Jade]

Did the posh one make it? My internet is being ****

4 yeses.

[Benjamin]

Yes.

Good, ty. :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

Yep, she sang a kinda old timey song.

i like old timey songs

[JoshBB]

Them two fatties thinking veg is posh food. :facepalm:

bet they're the type who would eat veggies in public then go home and eat a wheelbarrow of pigfat

[LukeB]

bet they're the type who would eat veggies in public then go home and eat a wheelbarrow of pigfat

http://i.imgur.com/9FxkwFq.gif

[Ninastar]

i wanna hear someone sing this song

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Honey you have some vendetta against Cheryl. I get that she's not amazing but now you're seriously clutching straws if you think that lanky piece of vile scrotum skin is sexier than Cheryl.
:laugh:

You are wrong if you don't agree that she's sexier than Cheryl.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sky ferreira ftw

[Ninastar]

i hope all of you are fat/end up fat

fattophoboes

[armand.kay]

when are they gonna show my, armand and reece's performance of 'Im Selling Pussy'?

they are saving it for the last audition ep.