X -Factor 1st and 2nd Show Discussion 8PM ITV1HD 30th & 31st/8/14

[Amy Jade]

i hope all of you are fat/end up fat

fattophoboes

Been there, beat it.

[LukeB]

Simon is hot

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

shut up you've only been back 1 minute. you could always leave again cheryl.

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

You are wrong if you don't agree that she's sexier than Cheryl.

:hmph:

[Ninastar]

Been there, beat it.

stickers all round

[Marsh.]

What's with the fan? Does she think she's on Downton Abbey?

[jessicadanielle]

Adorn :lovedup:

[Amy Jade]

shut up you've only been back 1 minute. you could always leave again cheryl.

Sharon can come back!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

everyone is eating quavers there.

[Marsh.]

Been there, beat it.

Been there, beat off to it.

[Amy Jade]

stickers all round

But no sweets.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Sharon can come back!

That would be fun. Her and Louis are hilarious.

[zakman440]

Sob story :bored: :idc:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nooo not say something!!

[Marsh.]

Sing something uplifting, no wonder he's depressed.

[Amy Jade]

Housewives favourite, they'll be changing their tena lady after this.

[LukeB]

why start of blunt?

[Marsh.]

Housewives favourite, they'll be changing their tena lady after this.

:joker:

[Ninastar]

this song makes me sad

[Jordan.]

basic

[Ninastar]

his baby is soooo cute

[zakman440]

Housewives favourite, they'll be changing their tena lady after this.

:laugh3:

[LukeB]

the baby is like woaaah

[JoshBB]

sob stories get out

[Amy Jade]

One of the most overrated songs of 2014 and he's not helping shouting along to it.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh please

[jessicadanielle]

This guy seems alright but bet he'd struggle on some of the live show themes e.g. Disco. There's always lads with like edgy weak voices who can't handle anything upbeat

[Ninastar]

well he's in the final 12

[CaudleHalbard]

Hmm another James Arthur

[Braden]

That's wasn't too amazing tho.

[LukeB]

Hmm another James Arthur

nice version?

[JoshBB]

Awful.

[jessicadanielle]

Hmm another James Arthur

Nah James had a stronger voice than him imo.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nice veneers

[zakman440]

Here 4 him getting dropped at Judges Houses.

[LukeB]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/780a1051bf5e85b0b47d6003fa442e69/tumblr_nb1102gKzM1rbu6hbo1_r1_500.gif

[JoshBB]

Wow, appalling end.

[arista]

Off to Ch5HD for Celeb Big Brother now

[GiRTh]

Garbage

[Ninastar]

Off to Ch5HD for Celeb Big Brother now

thank u xo

[JoshBB]

omg why is jay james getting so much twitter support

[Jack.]

Jay James :love:

[Locke.]

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amy Connolly is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

I've missed Amy <3333. Was heartbroken when she didn't make lives in 2008.

Going to be even more heartbroken when she gets 3 no's in the arena s0b.

Not here for the Jay James hate. And what a goddess Chloe J is

[Cal.]

Never enjoy auditions, they're hard to get through imo. Bootcamp used to be good, don't like it anymore, it really begins in judges houses.

[joeysteele]

More acts are needed to be shown, this thing had been on for nearly 20 minutes and we'd only seen one act.
I am also already sick of the Cheryl 'whatever her current name is' show.

Not a good start at all for me I am afaid.

[Marsh.]

They really need to tone down on all the overblown sh*t and just get down to showing auditions. I don't care to see 4 rich arrogant arseholes arriving in a flashy car or a helicopter.

[reece(:]

That chinese food audition has got to be the best in years for me, lmaoo

[JTM45]

Watch this and then watch the first episode of the latest X-Factor Australia series!
There's just no comparison! The show is much more lively on the whole (apart from Ronan who's a bit of a Barlow!) and the Australian show just had soooooooo much more and so much better talent! I don't know whether we just don't have the talent or whether the people in charge of selecting who's auditions get shown just don't have a clue!:shrug:

Considering this was supposed to be the 'Big Comeback' of Simon and Cheryl it was pretty ****ing poor!!!!!!:bored:

[reece(:]

when are they gonna show my, armand and reece's performance of 'Im Selling Pussy'?
Still waiting 4 this

[Marc]

Blonde Electric can just win thanks

[arista]

2nd show is just 60mins
8PM tonight Sunday 31st



then at 9PM right after is Celeb Big Brother Ch5HD

[Samm]

I liked last nights show, Cheryl was wodden tbh can sharon replace her

[Beastie]

I love Chloe Jasmine :love: I bet she will make it to the live shows!

[Beastie]

Blonde Electric were ****. Their novelty act wasn't even entertaining. I could be more bloody entertaining!

[Beastie]

Chloe Jasmine was my favourite. That 17 year old with the long brown hair was quite good. Lauren Platt was okay. It seems the girls stand out for me whereas the boys are usually a bit ****.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I thought Cheryl Fernado-Zhvinno-Garzonto was lovely last night

[Crimson Dynamo]

Louis looked well too

[Beastie]

I am happy Cheryl and Simon are back. Mel B is quite a good addition too. I don't want Sharon to come back. She was **** last year. All she said was "Fabulous". Bore!

[Marc]

Blonde Electric were ****. Their novelty act wasn't even entertaining. I could be more bloody entertaining!

I love Chloe Jasmine :love: I bet she will make it to the live shows!

lol these two statements together.

[Marc]

the young girl was really good.

[Beastie]

I have a feeling that Lauren Platt won't make it to the live shows because she is not attractive enough.

[Marc]

She was really good. A natural voice

[arista]

I liked last nights show, Cheryl was wodden tbh can sharon replace her


Not at this time

[arista]

I have a feeling that Lauren Platt won't make it to the live shows because she is not attractive enough.



But they can update her look.

[arista]

On in under a Hour

[Crimson Dynamo]

i am recording it as small LT boy and I are watching last nights James Bond. Small LT boy loves JB.

[arista]

i am recording it as small LT boy and I are watching last nights James Bond. Small LT boy loves JB.



Good For You

[arista]

On ITV1 and ITV1HD and STV1HD

now

[arista]

started early

[LukeB]

thought it be arena stage? like last year

[Kazanne]

hello everyone

[JoshBB]

ahh nufing will apen to mee

[Jordan.]

Lol the louis shade

[JoshBB]

did louis just suggest he's really good looking

[Natalie.]

put up new pictures :laugh:

[Natalie.]

Reminds me of that dancing on ice judge

[zakman440]

This guy :joker:

[JoshBB]

Cringe. Not prepared at all, and weak vocals.

[T*]

No @ these 4

[zakman440]

The quiff :bored:

[zakman440]

Same Difference is that u?

[Natalie.]

Vera Duckworth came with them?

[Ninastar]

meh

they annoy me too much

[Jordan.]

I quite liked it :fan:

[JoshBB]

Finally, someone decent.

[JoshBB]

lol @ chicken shops

[Jordan.]

Arize :clap1: rehearsing in chicken shops welp

[JoshBB]

This 'overload' band was trending yesterday before they even aired, large fanbase.

[zakman440]

Not here for Overload/One Direction.

[Natalie.]

Liked those 3 girls then

[T*]

can overload ****
terrible

[JoshBB]

Not here for Overload/One Direction.

I thought they were trying to copy 1D a bit too

[JoshBB]

Liked those 3 girls then

Love them, what was their name??

[JoshBB]

This is so wrong omg I thought it was father and daughter :joker:

[Jordan.]

Ew

[Ninastar]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[JoshBB]

Ew

He's almost double her age. There's a point where you draw the line.

[Natalie.]

Love them, what was their name??

I didn't see either!

[Ninastar]

lmfao omfg

[Jordan.]

She should ditch her grandad

[JoshBB]

Awkward alert..... :umm2:

[Jordan.]

Lol

[Natalie.]

How old are they?

[Jordan.]

Mel hates him :worry:

[JoshBB]

She's gorgeous and I love her hair. Amazing voice. Pink Princess, please make the live shows :D

[Ninastar]

Mel hates him :worry:

she wants the girl probs

[JoshBB]

she wants the girl probs

LOL "eliminate the competition"

[JoshBB]

the ****ing BAM fandom annoys me so much. Hope they don't make voting free, otherwise we'll see Overload winning and nobody likes an obvious winner :(

[zakman440]

:bored: you'd think that they'd have learnt from BGT that we don't like contestants who can audition in their own country.

[Jordan.]

Omg i love her

[Jordan.]

Cher stan :clap1:

[JoshBB]

She sounds a little bit squeaky

[Ninastar]

:bored: you'd think that they'd have learnt from BGT that we don't like contestants who can audition in their own country.

speak for yourself

[JoshBB]

speak for yourself

[2]

[Kazanne]

OMG what is that screech

[Ninastar]

is that janine from EE?

[Jordan.]

</3

She was actually good it was just all over

[Natalie.]

is that janine from EE?

I was thinking that :laugh:

[Ninastar]

omfg

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::joker: Chinese please whisper:joker:

[JoshBB]

That girl looks like she's gonna cry

[JoshBB]

Weird version of that song but good voice.

[Kazanne]

He would have probably been ok if he'de sang properly

[Ninastar]

here's the good guy

[Jordan.]

Vanessas fave

[Jordan.]

Lmao the doll

[JoshBB]

What is with the horrible socks

[Braden]

:love:

[Ninastar]

Vanessas fave

he's too old looking tbh

[Marc]

Good groups tbh

[Ninastar]

brilliant :love:

[JoshBB]

He has a great voice, he needs to not overdue the hand action thingys though.

[Ninastar]

my fave so far :love:

[Natalie.]

aww :love:

[Marc]

Is Vanessa stocking up on her chloroform

[Ninastar]

He has a great voice, he needs to not overdue the hand action thingys though.

he is italian, it is in his blood

[Ninastar]

Is Vanessa stocking up on her chloroform

omfg

[T*]

he's too old looking tbh

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shocked_fans_omg.gif

[JoshBB]

he is italian, it is in his blood

I should not have laughed :laugh:

[Braden]

I'm loving Cheryl's fan...I think I like it more than her.

[Jordan.]

Is Vanessa stocking up on her chloroform

http://i.imgur.com/hyalbwh.gif

[zakman440]

Oh look, it's that song from CBB last night.

[JoshBB]

I'm loving Cheryl's fan...I think I like it more than her.

http://i.imgur.com/itaU64r.gif

[Ninastar]

that black girl did NOT look 30 omfg

[JoshBB]

Michelle Lawson was amazing there

[Marc]

I think that Italian guy only knows how to sing that song. Probably won't be good at others?

Rofl nevermind I just seen another thread.

[zakman440]

Here 4 Jazzi P doing an audition like this next year.

[Jordan.]

Was she on the reunion show thing

[JoshBB]

I think that Italian guy only knows how to sing that song. Probably won't be good at others?

luke lucas teas

[Jordan.]

Big reunion

[Saph]

omg Girl Thing :love:

Last One Standing >>>>>

[JoshBB]

I thought Simon banned sob stories.

[Saph]

lol awks

[Ninastar]

omg D:

[JoshBB]

D: not good

[LukeB]

D: fail

[Marc]

Michelle :clap1:

[Braden]

Omg how awkward.

[T*]

Why let Simon ruin your life again?

[JoshBB]

Why let Simon ruin your life again?

^

[Ninastar]

i want cheryl to call me baby

[LukeB]

hate begs

[zakman440]

Awks.

[Saph]

idc what the other auditionees think

[Jordan.]

Whats with the running commentary is this gogglebox

[JoshBB]

oh for gods sake, of course they're saying yes.

[LaLaLand]

She's a good singer usually but that was shocking. Hope the arena one is better for her.

[JoshBB]

Wait is she through? I didn't see what Cheryl said.

[Saph]

I feel bad for her :( normally idc about the sob stories

[Ninastar]

wow didnt expect that

[Braden]

Omg this is quite upsetting.

[Saph]

chavryl making it about herself

[Ninastar]

I feel bad for her :( normally idc about the sob stories

same actually

[JoshBB]

Why would they end it on that?? D:

[Marc]

Rofl

[zakman440]

A Sky Full Of Stars :love:

[reece(:]

Whats with the running commentary is this gogglebox

they need to not

[JoshBB]

they need to not

If we wanted to see that, we'd watch Gogglebox and not X Factor.

[Marc]

This ending though.

[JoshBB]

This ending though.

Very awkward, it then goes on to craziness in the preview for the next episode.

[Natalie.]

how did it end?

[JoshBB]

how did it end?

Ended on a contestant who got two no's due to nerves, lots of crying and awkward hugs.

[Marc]

Some flop over not getting through.

[Marc]

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I recognise the Jodie girl

[Cal.]

Poor Lindsey!

[Crimson Dynamo]

So many good acts

[Jords]

I liked the group with 2 guys and 2 girls and the Italian lad from tonight :spin:

[Jords]

yes I like pugs

[reece(:]

lol at Cheryl shading Vicky Becks

[reece(:]

lmao Simon dragging Steps

[Z]

lol at Cheryl shading Vicky Becks

What did she say? I was just thinking that Cheryl's fairly worked her way around the Spice Girls - Geri helped form Girls Aloud; she was a WAG with Victoria and now she's a judge with Mel B..

I watched some of this on Saturday night because I wanted to see Mel B in action but all it was was just a Cheryl love-in and I couldn't be arsed. Yes she's back and yes she's very pretty, we get it, you did this every year when she was on it before - can we get back to laughing at crap auditions please :bored:

[reece(:]

What did she say? I was just thinking that Cheryl's fairly worked her way around the Spice Girls - Geri helped form Girls Aloud; she was a WAG with Victoria and now she's a judge with Mel B..

I watched some of this on Saturday night because I wanted to see Mel B in action but all it was was just a Cheryl love-in and I couldn't be arsed. Yes she's back and yes she's very pretty, we get it, you did this every year when she was on it before - can we get back to laughing at crap auditions please :bored:
Mel B and Cheryl were in the dressing room chatting about groups and Cheryl asked Mel B which Spice Girl she'd be if she joined and Mel said Posh, Cheryl pulled a face and answered with a shocked "why...?!" :joker:

[BigSister]

I know its a bit late but the woman with the cake made me laugh so much ^_^

[reece(:]

I know its a bit late but the woman with the cake made me laugh so much ^_^
Same, :laugh:

[BigSister]

tbh I think I would have done what simon did and hand the cake out to Louis too :laugh:

[Tarryn]

This is my first ever year of watching the X Factor.
I remember watching Pop Idol in my teens & really liking it.
I thought I would give it a go this weekend & really enjoyed it.
How long do the auditions last for ?. When do the live shows start ?.
Sorry, I'm totally new to the show :amazed: