X -Factor 1st and 2nd Show Discussion 8PM ITV1HD 30th & 31st/8/14

[arista]

First recorded , slick edited show.


Be better when we go live




And Dr.Who ends at 8:15PM
Typical of BBC.


8PM tonight
ends at 9:25PM
then its over to the start of CH5HD Celebrity Big Brother

[Jordan.]

Doctor Who is trash, XF remains unbothered

[JoshBB]

Oh nice, I can watch both. :D

[LukeB]

:D nearly time

[CaudleHalbard]

Ok

[zakman440]

I'm excited! :cheer2:

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[LukeB]

:dance: simon and cheryl

[Natalie.]

Hello :amazed:

[LukeB]

dowloading the app :amazed:

[Headie]

Ready for Chloe Jasmine to slay

[arista]

1 min late

[GypsyGoth]

Ready for Chloe Jasmine to slay

I don't know who that is.

[LukeB]

the app looks lush

[arista]

Now 2 mins late

[Ninastar]

2 mins late... how odd

[LukeB]

remember live show 8 when itv went off

[Ninastar]

in 5 mins? lord

[Natalie.]

Downton :love:

[zakman440]

Downton Abbey :facepalm:

[Ninastar]

DA promo

most boring show of all time

get off my screen

[LukeB]

D: booo i don't care about downtown abby

[T*]

I'm ready with a sweets and snacks to munch on whilst I watch :amazed:
Maltesers, anyone?

[JoshBB]

woo looking forward to dramatic intro

[arista]

D: booo i don't care about downtown abby



Bloody cheek of ITV

[LukeB]

i get to see my queen :amazed:

[Ninastar]

Bloody cheek of ITV

how ****ING dare they?

[Jack_]

ew Shittown Crappy

[zakman440]

:amazed:

[Ninastar]

ugh how much time will be wasted on how 'brill' cheryl is?

[T*]

These sponsorship ads aren't as good as the cute ones last year :(

[Ninastar]

oh god

the cheese

[arista]

On Now

[Ninastar]

i hope the bike crashes

[zakman440]

I'm sorry, but Louis driving :joker:

[Natalie.]

You drive that car Louis

[GypsyGoth]

I like Mel B :D

[GypsyGoth]

i hope the bike crashes

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[T*]

I love how no-ones mentioning that Mel-B is back :laugh2:

[Ninastar]

cringing so much right now

[Natalie.]

I like Mel B :D

Me too!

[GypsyGoth]

That guy never ages.

[zakman440]

1D :facepalm:

[LukeB]

cheryl :amazed:

[zakman440]

Daybreak teas.

[Ninastar]

i hope mel and cheryl rip each others weaves out

[Natalie.]

I love Louis :D

[T*]

i hope mel and cheryl rip each others weaves out

North West vs North East

[GypsyGoth]

i hope mel and cheryl rip each others weaves out

:laugh: I kinda want them to get on and team up against Simon.

[LukeB]

Simon :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

I love Louis :D

:worship:

[Ninastar]

:laugh: I kinda want them to get on and team up against Simon.

wont happen, they have to lick his bumsack

[GypsyGoth]

wont happen, they have to lick his bumsack

:laugh2:

I think he'd prefer Louis to do that.

[LukeB]

i like the background :D

[Ninastar]

no more live audience?

[jessicadanielle]

Surely Electric Blonde would sound better?

[zakman440]

Love the blue/pink X :love:

[Natalie.]

Girls just wanna have fun :dance:

[Ninastar]

embarrassing americans, kill them

[T*]

The one with the short hair is annoying me already

[LukeB]

they gonna be funny and annoying

[JoshBB]

They are sooo funny

[Ninastar]

i promise that us americans aren't like them

[T*]

Love the blue/pink X :love:

God knows why they kept the graphics red :umm2:

[Ninastar]

The one with the short hair is annoying me already

homophobe

[GiRTh]

****** Off Cheryl

[T*]

i promise that us americans aren't like them

:laugh:

[jessicadanielle]

It's so cringe when they don't just act normal and scream and hug the judges

[Natalie.]

Single pringles ready to mingle yeah

[zakman440]

Not liking these two so far.

[JoshBB]

I liked having the window in the background :(

[T*]

homophobe

i am crying omfg :laugh2:

[michael21]

Bloody cheek of ITV

that right itv not itv1 as the titel says you slip up m8

[T*]

What the **** is this

[LukeB]

D: messy

[Ninastar]

im cringing so much omfg

[GiRTh]

******* off Cheryl.

[GypsyGoth]

I kinda like them.

[LukeB]

Louis will say yes :idc:

[Natalie.]

I like them :laugh:

[Jordan.]

v annoying

[JoshBB]

cheryl looking side-to-side lmao

[zakman440]

I'm cringing so much, they're trying too hard to be Jessie J.

[GiRTh]

Dreadful.

P*ss off Cheryl

[Ninastar]

I kinda like them.

are you deaf?

[T*]

I kinda like them.

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/dee.png

[zakman440]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/dee.png

:joker:

[jessicadanielle]

Hate it when they completely copy the artist.

[JoshBB]

I kinda like them.

Me too, the dancing is horrendous though

[GiRTh]

P*ss off Mel B

[Ninastar]

lmao louis' 'yeah'

[T*]

WHAT THE ****

[GypsyGoth]

are you deaf?

:laugh:

I just think they're fun.

[LukeB]

wth :s

[Ninastar]

:laugh:

I just think they're fun.

well this isnt the fun factor bitch

[JoshBB]

P*ss off Mel B

no love for the judges lmao

[Braden]

Not feeling the blatant Gogglebox aspect this year.

[zakman440]

Cheryl :clap1:

[Natalie.]

Cheryl'S having none of it

[LukeB]

knew louis will say yes

[GiRTh]

Seen enough. They've put thru the female Jedward.

[GypsyGoth]

well this isnt the fun factor bitch

Well they made it through :hmph:

[Ninastar]

omfg that chest hair -voms-

[T*]

well this isnt the fun factor bitch
:laugh:

[Jordan.]

Cheryl having sense, they're just getting through on their personality

[JoshBB]

Not feeling the blatant Gogglebox aspect this year.

I was thinking that lmao, i like it tho

[LukeB]

****ing hell

[T*]

SIMON WHAT THE **** http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

[Natalie.]

Get the fan club started GypsyGoth

[LukeB]

Cheryl having sense, they're just getting through on their personality

:clap1:

[GypsyGoth]

Get the fan club started GypsyGoth

:laugh:

That's too much effort, but I will join it if you make one :D

[T*]

:laugh:

That's too much effort, but I will join it if you make one :D

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

[JoshBB]

:laugh:

That's too much effort, but I will join it if you make one :D

samee

[Ninastar]

Well they made it through :hmph:

only because simon wants to do them both

maybe mel too, the nasty little dyke

[JoshBB]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

[zakman440]

Single Pringles is trending on Twitter :laugh2:

[JoshBB]

only because simon wants to do them both

maybe mel too, the nasty little dyke

lol werent u the one who called tom a homophobe

[LukeB]

i'm not here for breaks after every act

[Jack_]

Louis in the intro 'and that's why I'll never leave' :joker: :joker: :love:

[Ninastar]

lol werent u the one who called tom a homophobe

lol yeh i am

but i'm also gay so it's a joke

lol

[JoshBB]

lol yeh i am

but i'm also gay so it's a joke

lol

lol

so is he

lol

[LukeB]

the group is more messy than ********

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

That's too much effort, but I will join it if you make one :D

I'll leave it for another #singlepringle to do it

[T*]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/frenchy.png

[Ninastar]

lol

so is he

lol

lol

hence the ****ing joke

[GypsyGoth]

only because simon wants to do them both

maybe mel too, the nasty little dyke

I'm not sure if she's gay anymore. During an interview she got very hostile toward a couple of radio guys when they asked her about a girl she dated in the past.

[JoshBB]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/frenchy.png

what reaction is that meant to be?

[T*]

what reaction is that meant to be?

Just like 'oh' or 'oh really'

[zakman440]

Kids on The X Factor :bored:

[LukeB]

secret weapon? sob story?

[JoshBB]

Kids on The X Factor :bored:

this. i do not stan kids

[JoshBB]

secret weapon? sob story?

:joker:

[T*]

Not here for guys pretending to be cute because they have a guitar. ****

[Ninastar]

I'm not sure if she's gay anymore. During an interview she got very hostile toward a couple of radio guys when they asked her about a girl she dated in the past.

i was joking

but idk, i know nothing about her

shes mean so she probably is lets be real

[LukeB]

Not here for guys pretending to be cute because they have a guitar. ****

Matt Cardle Teas

[Natalie.]

Was that The Farkness in background then?

[zakman440]

YES SIMON! :laugh2:

[jessicadanielle]

Hate when they put through a **** kid. It's even worse on bgt.

[Marsh.]

Simon hates instruments, why am I not surprised? :laugh:

[JoshBB]

kid + guitar = double no

[T*]

rec bebby

[LukeB]

simon :laugh3: and what a last name

[Ninastar]

oh god here we go

[zakman440]

15 :nono:

[Natalie.]

Reece baby?

[GypsyGoth]

i was joking

but idk, i know nothing about her

shes mean so she probably is lets be real

She is kinda butch :D

[JoshBB]

reets behbeh

[Saph]

im perched for a crazy to start fighting with the judges

[JoshBB]

She is kinda butch :D

her voice especially like wow

[T*]

no more ****ing guitars http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/kellie.png

[LukeB]

vain kid..

[Ninastar]

cant wait for girls to fancy him even tho he aint even attractive

[JoshBB]

im perched for a crazy to start fighting with the judges

omg hopefuly its this kid and simon throws him off the fkin window

[Marsh.]

well this isnt the fun factor bitch


maybe mel too, the nasty little dyke

:joker::joker::joker:

[jessicadanielle]

cant wait for girls to fancy him even tho he aint even attractive

:joker: totes

[GypsyGoth]

her voice especially like wow

Yea she does have a kinda sexy/husky voice and a nice laugh.

[T*]

cant wait for girls to fancy him even tho he aint even attractive

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

New sets, new logo, new judging panel...

same old sh*t. :idc:

[Ninastar]

they make a big deal out of this because?

[LukeB]

simon sees no money

[JoshBB]

Yea she does have a kinda sexy/husky voice and a nice laugh.

yeah i like her voice

:clap1:

[2]

[GypsyGoth]

#guitarwanker

[zakman440]

:facepalm: not here for him pulling a Luke Friend/Nicholas McDonald/any other ****ty kid act.

[Marsh.]

#guitarwanker

:joker:

[LukeB]

#guitarwanker

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Is he the new Eggnog?

[zakman440]

#guitarwanker

:joker:

[Natalie.]

#guitarwanker

:joker:

[Ninastar]

what song is that? i like it (not his version)

[LukeB]

x factor says........... amazing :idc:

[Ninastar]

#guitarwanker

lmfao

[Marsh.]

"I wanted to stand up and applaud"

So why didn't you?

"It's young, it's current, it's fresh"

Opposite of you.

[JoshBB]

what song is that? i like it (not his version)

disclosure sam smith

[Ninastar]

how do they know he is a nice kid

they have spoken to him for about 2 mins

[Amy Jade]

boring reece

[Marsh.]

Here's the fake "But I don't know if to put you through"

Cue soaring music as he goes through against all the odds. :bawling:

[Ninastar]

disclosure sam smith

thank you

[GypsyGoth]

how do they know he is a nice kid

they have spoken to him for about 2 mins

True :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

how do they know he is a nice kid

they have spoken to him for about 2 mins

They said Emily was a lovely girl too but look how she turned out!

[Ninastar]

omfg kill it with fire

[zakman440]

#guitarwanker

http://i.imgur.com/ivTxFhT.jpg

[LukeB]

he will turn out to be gay?

[Smithy]

Twat alert

[Jordan.]

great dream hun

[JoshBB]

voice crack = lol ban kids plz

[zakman440]

:facepalm:

[Ninastar]

he is the biggest gay i have ever seen

[Jordan.]

eyebrwos

[LukeB]

she looks nice

[Amy Jade]

Georgia May Foote?

[JoshBB]

yuck her eyebrows

[Marsh.]

Why are all these 30 year olds claiming to be teenagers? Who are they kidding?

[zakman440]

voice crack = lol ban kids plz

:clap1:

[Ninastar]

kill her

she looks 50

[Amy Jade]

her eyebrows look like sunglasses arms

[Saph]

hey eyebrows http://i.imgur.com/rG1h3bi.jpg

[JoshBB]

kill her

she looks 50

her eyebrows look 90

[Ninastar]

why do girls think those eyebrows are hot? they are ****ing awful and make you look like you're 60

[Natalie.]

her eyebrows look like sunglasses arms

omg :joker:

[LukeB]

her eyebrows look 90

LOOL

[LukeB]

cher lloyd copycat?

[zakman440]

GCSEs :facepalm:

[JoshBB]

simon should yank her by her earrings

[Amy Jade]

I like Lauren's voice

[jessicadanielle]

When will the kid montage end :sleep:

[Smithy]

She looks about 8 D:

[Natalie.]

Mark from bb just said he likes those eyebrows :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Lauren Clat?

Dirty bitch.

[Ninastar]

is BB on tonight?

[LukeB]

its gail plats daughter

[zakman440]

End it now!

[JoshBB]

When will the kid montage end :sleep:

someone should petition against kids

[Amy Jade]

omg that was Chloe from The Face!

[JoshBB]

i like the preview!

[JoshBB]

*gets app during break*

[LukeB]

*gets app during break*

i have got it :D

[Marsh.]

omg that was Chloe from The Face!

I can't imagine why she didn't win. :umm2:

[Ninastar]

omfg celebs crying pisses me of soo much

who the **** just lets one single tear fall?

you scrunch up your face and let thousands of tears out. and the occasional sob

its so ****ing false

[Amy Jade]

I can't imagine why she didn't win. :umm2:

She got pretty far actually...

[GypsyGoth]

omfg celebs crying pisses me of soo much

who the **** just lets one single tear fall?

you scrunch up your face and let thousands of tears out. and the occasional sob

its so ****ing false

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

haribo boy is cute

[T*]

Yea she does have a kinda sexy/husky voice and a nice laugh.

crab paste

[T*]

haribo boy is cute

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/housemates/cbb14/banner/dee.png

[LukeB]

how can you even dance to ghost?

[Jordan.]

cherry :fan:

[Marsh.]

What's with all the hipsters?

[LukeB]

cherry :fan:

:laugh2:

[zakman440]

Is this guy Amish or something?

[Natalie.]

Ann widdecombe?

[jessicadanielle]

It must be **** for Mel being the typically less attractive one ha

[LukeB]

mel b Lolz

[Braden]

Oh god I love Mel :laugh:

[JoshBB]

is it cherreh?? http://i.imgur.com/uUIsRBa.gif

[Ninastar]

What's with all the hipsters?

its 2014

they've been breeding

[Amy Jade]

He could fart and Louis would say yes.

[LukeB]

he looks so nervous

[Jordan.]

not here for this dated song

[Marsh.]

its 2014

they've been breeding

They should be sterilised.

[Natalie.]

Go back to westlife

[GypsyGoth]

She should show him her ass tattoo.

[jessicadanielle]

Omg how does she keep it together

[JoshBB]

doesn't he know she's married? awkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[LukeB]

he is cute

[T*]

Cringe

[Ninastar]

They should be sterilised.

agreed

hate them all

[Marsh.]

Not the best song choice.

[Amy Jade]

Mel with a lighter haha

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

fack sake shut up cheryl! She's a dickhead and would be forgotten if simon didn't put her back on the panel.

[Marsh.]

Is this Cheryl's foreign husband? Bloody hell they moved quick.

[JoshBB]

he made cheryl sit down