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Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:19 PM
Iconic Jay:clap1:

And Tom, great work:love:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:19 PM
..oh I can view this one Tom...wow, amazing job, you clever thing..:flutter:...

T*
23-12-2014, 07:19 PM
Oh the greece postcard is slightly glitchy due to something going wrong with the file, Sorry </3

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:19 PM
It's called Twenty Fourteen and it's to the tune of Let It Go by Idina Menzel

As we reach the end of Twenty Fourteen
Let us take a look back
Will Twenty Fifteen be amazing or will it be crap?

Solange twatting Jay Z in an elevator
Which precious moment from this year is your favourite?

The Sony leaks, JLaws nudies
Ben robbing Fleur of X Factor glory
Tulisa being set free
Everyone wanted Cazza Flack to win Strictly

Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
What a crazy year it's been
Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
It's time to bid adieu

It's not long till Twenty Fifteen
Who's be on CBB?
They'll probably be nobodys anyway!

It's funny if you look back on all that has gone on all around us
From Frozen's year long reign
To those vile fat arse Kim Kardashian photos

It's time we look back in review
Were you glad Cheryl came back with her auto-tune?
Who really cares? not me! please don't ask me to spell Fernadez Versilly!

Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
What a crazy year it's been
Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
It's time to bid adieu

It's not long till Twenty Fifteen
But what a year it's been...

The sad death of Robin Williams lay heavy on our hearts
Helen winning BB was deemed impossible from the very start
One thought sticks with me as I write this song
Twenty Fourteen has been good and bad in pretty equal parts!

Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
What a crazy year it's been
Twenty Fourteen! Twenty Fourteen!
It's time to bid adieu

It's not long till Twenty Fifteen
Who'll be on CBB?
They'll probably be nobodys anyway

My entrys name: Mitzeeee Montrisse

My dress for the event:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0b/ee/27/0bee274852c784a3ecda3a622621573b.jpg

My hair for the event:
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cute-curly-hairstyles/model-bride.jpg

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:20 PM
loving that greek postcard, taking me back to my roots :clap1:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:20 PM
Amy :love: :clap2:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:21 PM
Beautiful :love:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:21 PM
:clap1: slay amy

T*
23-12-2014, 07:21 PM
Oh the greece postcard is slightly glitchy due to something going wrong with the file, Sorry </3

loving that greek postcard, taking me back to my roots :clap1:

<3

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:21 PM
...lovely Amy and loving the dress/fabulous....

Livia
23-12-2014, 07:21 PM
Well done AJ.

Liam-
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Amazing :clap2:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Amy doing a song from Frozen? Shocker. :tongue:

But superb entry. :lovedup:

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
i just realised i'm gonna come last :joker:

Liam-
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Oh, the postcards are amazing Tom, sleigh bitch :love:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Great entry

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
GHwXpFsobxI

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
omg i'm next :worry:

Amy Jade
23-12-2014, 07:22 PM
Thank you guys :love:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:23 PM
..perches for Vanessa to stan Luke/Italy....

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:23 PM
i did my lyrics today

T*
23-12-2014, 07:23 PM
Oh, the postcards are amazing Tom, sleigh bitch :love:

Thank you :love:
(I appreciate all the comments guys <3)

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 07:24 PM
:clap1::clap1: Beautiful.

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:24 PM
Good job Amy

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:24 PM
http://geeksdreamgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cloak.jpg

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/pressofatlanticcity.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/4a/f4a65f24-603e-58c4-b39f-de987eeb6626/4f52403ba0221.image.jpg

Act Name - Pizzanolio

Horror Movies

I Stay up till late
Watching Death Scenes All Day
People think I'm crazyyyy
People Think I'm crazyyyy
I dream about Ghost face
and he's my bae
I think I need some Help (mmm mmm)
I think I need some help (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

I never get bored
I could watch them all day
even on repeat (mmm mmm)
even on repeat (mmm mmm)

I watch them on my own(Watch them on my own)
My friends say no (say no)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies


I know this song is not very christmassy
but i just want to tell the world how much i love horror movies

yeaah yeaaaaah (high note)

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

x3 Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:25 PM
Good job Amg

Good old amg

Amy Jade
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Good old amg

:hehe:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Was this to We R who We R?
Great entry luke :love:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Act Name - Pizzanolio

Horror Movies

I Stay up till late
Watching Death Scenes All Day
People think I'm crazyyyy
People Think I'm crazyyyy
I dream about Ghost face
and he's my bae
I think I need some Help (mmm mmm)
I think I need some help (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

I never get bored
I could watch them all day
even on repeat (mmm mmm)
even on repeat (mmm mmm)

I watch them on my own(Watch them on my own)
My friends say no (say no)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies


I know this song is not very christmassy
but i just want to tell the world how much i love horror movies

yeaah yeaaaaah (high note)

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

x3 Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies

new page :ninja2:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
...frighteningly good, Luke..great job...:love:...

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
good job Luke! :clap1:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Was that to Kesha song?

Livia
23-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Well done Luke.

Drew.
23-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Good job Luke

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Was that to Kesha song?

no shake it off :p

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Well done Amy & Luke :clap1:

I adore both Let it Go & Horror Movies :D

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:27 PM
Good old amg


I'm on my phone, I can't type on this thing :fist:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:28 PM
no shake it off :p

Ahh, gonna listen to that now and read the song, I like doing that and getting right into the entries and having a bop :laugh:

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:28 PM
Well done Luke

Amy Jade
23-12-2014, 07:28 PM
Ahh, gonna listen to that now and read the song, I like doing that and getting right into the entries and having a bop :laugh:

That's what I do!

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:28 PM
Was this to We R who We R?
Great entry luke :love:

Shake it off :) by Taylor

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:29 PM
That's what I do!

:worship:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:30 PM
thank you everyone :love:
was really nervous about it

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:30 PM
bzzjUYUNGiU

Warning to those with headphones: Tom! is trying to kill us with this one

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:30 PM
You've made me like that song Luke! :tongue:

AnnieK
23-12-2014, 07:30 PM
Just caught up....great job so far by everyone :love: :clap2:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Yessss Luke :clap1:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Warning to those with headphones: Tom! is trying to kill us with this one

It shouldn't do :think:

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 07:32 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1::clap1:Well done Luke.

Jack.
23-12-2014, 07:32 PM
All amazing entry so far :love:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:32 PM
It shouldn't do :think:

My ears just burst LOL

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:33 PM
..these vids are an inspired addition, Tom...:lovedup:...

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:33 PM
All I want for Christmas - The Chingle Chingles

http://i.imgur.com/WCTuES7.jpg

to the tune of the most iconic Christmas tune ever, sung in such superlative fashion <3

yXQViqx6GMY

______________________________

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There are just one hundred things I need
I don't care about the Christmas spirit
Receiving is where I succeed

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There are just one hundred things I need
I don't care about the Christmas spirit
Receiving is where I succeed

I don't want to have to hang your cock
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a sex toy on Christmas Day.

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For you to bring my silver ho

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I know you'll bring what I need
Or Santa's gonna see you without a dick.

I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
After I receive Edwina Currie in the night
Baby all I want for Christmas is for you,
to bring me all my golden shoes

The sound of childrens'
whining fills the air
But you know that won't compare
to me if I don't get my diamond chair.

And while I hear the sound of ka-ching
I also hear Shell(ey Smith) singing
Santa, won't you bring me that as well?
I don't wanna have to put you through hell

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
If you don't like it
Then get your ass outside my door.

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

All I want for Christmas is my silver ho, baby
All I want for Christmas is Edwina in the night, baby
All I want for Christmas are my golden shoes, baby
All I want for Christmas is Shell(ey Smith), baby.
Won't you bring me what I need?

T*
23-12-2014, 07:33 PM
My ears just burst LOL

It's fine on my headphones and I played it full volume :unsure:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 07:34 PM
:clap1:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:34 PM
You've made me like that song Luke! :tongue:

:smug:

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:34 PM
Love it, iconic princess x

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:34 PM
It's fine on my headphones and I played it full volume :unsure:

You forget, I'm an old man now :laugh:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:34 PM
Slay :love: :clap1:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
..:joker:...Heaven=Winner..inspired..:lovedup:....

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
:flutter: well done :love:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
genius :love:

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
Brilliant :love: who did that one?

Amy Jade
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
omg

T*
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
You forget, I'm an old man now :laugh:

Yeah, if you want the best postcard experience you need to turn your hearing aid to T :thumbs:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:35 PM
Nice and xmassy :love:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
Whose was that one? :laugh:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins :joker:

Jack.
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
All I want for Christmas - The Chingle Chingles

http://i.imgur.com/WCTuES7.jpg

to the tune of the most iconic Christmas tune ever, sung in such superlative fashion <3

yXQViqx6GMY

______________________________

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There are just one hundred things I need
I don't care about the Christmas spirit
Receiving is where I succeed

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There are just one hundred things I need
I don't care about the Christmas spirit
Receiving is where I succeed

I don't want to have to hang your cock
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a sex toy on Christmas Day.

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For you to bring my silver ho

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I know you'll bring what I need
Or Santa's gonna see you without a dick.

I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
After I receive Edwina Currie in the night
Baby all I want for Christmas is for you,
to bring me all my golden shoes

The sound of childrens'
whining fills the air
But you know that won't compare
to me if I don't get my diamond chair.

And while I hear the sound of ka-ching
I also hear Shell(ey Smith) singing
Santa, won't you bring me that as well?
I don't wanna have to put you through hell

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
If you don't like it
Then get your ass outside my door.

I want you for my own
More than you could ever know
But only if you make my wishes come true
And you won't need Gemma "Bear Grylls" Collins to save you

All I want for Christmas is my silver ho, baby
All I want for Christmas is Edwina in the night, baby
All I want for Christmas are my golden shoes, baby
All I want for Christmas is Shell(ey Smith), baby.
Won't you bring me what I need?

Amazing :love:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
Brilliant :love: who did that one?

..Heaven=winner...I'm not sure if it's she or he...

T*
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
Nice and xmassy :love:

mine isnt xmassy at all lmao

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:36 PM
Yeah, if you want the best postcard experience you need to turn your hearing aid to T :thumbs:

-braces self for the excitement Liechtenstein has to offer-

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:37 PM
..Heaven=winner...I'm not sure if it's she or he...

I think a he?

T*
23-12-2014, 07:37 PM
-braces self for the excitement Liechtenstein has to offer-

It has a lot of F___ing in it :amazed:
(Yep, you guessed it: Farming!)

Liam-
23-12-2014, 07:37 PM
That was pure genius :lovedup:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:38 PM
mine isnt xmassy at all lmao

That's good though. I think variety is important.

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:38 PM
..Heaven=winner...I'm not sure if it's she or he...


Thanks Ammi :love:


Great job Heaven, that was really funny

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:38 PM
OYmDA20iVr4

This is a much lovelier volume

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:38 PM
:clap1: :clap1:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:39 PM
That's good though. I think variety is important.

<3

AnnieK
23-12-2014, 07:39 PM
:clap1: Heaven

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:39 PM
OYmDA20iVr4

This is a much lovelier volume

..feels as though I've just coach tripped round Israel...

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:40 PM
Oh is this Livia?

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:40 PM
CIMNXogXnvE

http://www.jesusmessiah.com/israel_animated_flag.gif

Israel

Reasons To Be Cheerful
Ian Jew-ry and the Schlock Heads.

It’s time I went to bed… It’s time I went to bed…
It’s time I went to bed… It’s time I went to bed…
It’s time I went to bed… It’s time I went to bed…
It’s time I went to bed… It’s time I went to bed…

Reasons to be cheerful Part 3.

Waterhog’s bad rhymes
Tom and Lee and Lime
Have you seen the time??
(I think Scott’s gay!)

Marsh all in a tizzy
Cos arista’s stanning Kizzy
The Ban Hammer of Dezzy
And PlugDJ.

We all ‘ad a shock
Mollie’s got a cock!
Novo, Jay and Locke
And Glenn’s nice dog.

(Mollie - yeah! A fella!)
We know Gyps is “Bella”
Someone ought to tell her
And who reads blogs?

Ammi… is… my… mate…
And Ninastar, she’s great
Thetruth can’t get a date
Well, no one’s shocked.

AnnieK is pretty
Shauny’s very witty
The Twitter thing was sh1tty
This thread’s been locked.

The weaves all busy slaying
What IS that you’re saying?
Be nice if you are staying
You’ve all been clocked.

Josy stopping shtick
Don’t get on her wick
No one is a dick
Well, one or two…

Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful 1 – 2 – 3

Morrissey and Suze
Marc’s obsessed with poo
IThinkILoveYouToo

Iceman on patrol
Nathan on a roll
MTVN’s so droll
.
Lily is a star
InOne’s back! Hurrah!
Jake’ll get a car (If he passes this time).

Morrissey and Red
Wannashag and Zed
(I know it’s really Zee but it didn’t rhyme.)

Smithy, Sam and Mock
“Wanking in a sock”
And posts like that - I’m shocked…

Scott’s posts when he’s wasted
“Had my whippet mated”
“Why were my posts deleted?”

Dollface, Jords and Jess
Chewy, Girth and Ness
Creggle and TS

Joeysteele’s a gent
El Proximo – get bent
Happy when he went

Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful 1 - 2 - 3

Yes, yes, dear, dear, perhaps next year but the Razzies sometime never.
In which case…

Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
What happened to Nemo123?


Beloved Leader James
All the Christmas names
Lots of mental Games.

Lostalex on a ban
“YEAH! MOLLIE WAS A MAN!!”
The “Social Groups” spam

Firewire and Andy
Jack and Drew and Ramsay
Liam and Who Is She

Bold Niamh getting tough
Vicky up the duff
Arista buying stuff (from Asda Walmart)

Xtopher and Cherie
Tregard, Luke and Harry
Memories of Kerry x

RichardG and LJ
A thread when it’s your birthday
LT, Matt and Smudg… ay

Nedusa, Kaz and Kirk
Logging on at work
For a crafty little shirk…

Josh and Ben and Kyle
You’ve all got bags of style
Best forum by a mile!

T*
23-12-2014, 07:40 PM
..feels as though I've just coach tripped round Israel...

All aboard Tom! brand coaches™ :joker:

T*
23-12-2014, 07:41 PM
omfg livia that was amazing :love: :lovedup: :clap2:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
I am slain.

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
Well done Livia :love:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
:laugh2: :laugh2:

That was brilliant Livia :love:

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1:Absolutely Amazing.

T*
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
I am slain.

[2]

Liam-
23-12-2014, 07:42 PM
:laugh2:

I think I've just died irl :clap1:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 07:43 PM
Livia :worship:

We all ‘ad a shock
Mollie’s got a cock!

Brilliant

AnnieK
23-12-2014, 07:43 PM
Livia........simply amazing :clap1:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:43 PM
omg Livia, I actually love it :clap1:

Well done!!!

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:43 PM
that was amazing! :worship: :worship:

I wish Shaun put mine on first so you lot can forget how bad it is :laugh:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:44 PM
(I think Scott’s gay!)



...simply brilliant, there is nothing else I can say/stunning...:lovedup:...

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:44 PM
-is jamming tf out so you'll have to wait a while-

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:44 PM
Iconic:love:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:44 PM
Livia, ****ing superb. :worship:

Livia
23-12-2014, 07:45 PM
Thanks guys... and sorry anyone I missed out there just wasn't any more room!

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:45 PM
KmnWjl8qUjE

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:46 PM
That was amazing Livia :amazed:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:46 PM
..Netherlands, my favourite place in the world...:love:..

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:46 PM
I am slightly worried that Tom has been flying all over Europe taking this footage, in which case we are now drastically over-budget

T*
23-12-2014, 07:48 PM
I am slightly worried that Tom has been flying all over Europe taking this footage, in which case we are now drastically over-budget

I will present my bill at the end :smug:

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:48 PM
:worry:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:48 PM
My entry is all about being creative and not excepting negative comments about your work - no matter who they are from.
Negative comments are not constructive criticism! Not letting anyone tell you you are not good enough to do something! Live your life for you, nobody else!
Merry Christmas!!
http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/nysanta/t7719.gif


To the tune of Christina Millian's Dip It Low

F6o36lqTTaY
-Stage has a light dusting of snow on it, it beings to snow lightly when Kristina is on stage-

Kristina's Outfit, Hair & Shoes -
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/713703233_1/Free-Shipping-2013-Autumn-Winter-Quality-Branded-Christmas-Fur-Collar-Dress-Sleeveless-Woolen-Women-s-Pencil.jpg
https://thehunt.insnw.net/app/public/system/note_images/345897/original/b79fe426443331ce1a0b067be043d54a.jpg

Sleeveless Red Dress with Black Faux Fur Collar, tights (By Bianca Miller) and a classic white heel. Subtle makeup & an a classic up do!



Kristina Van Der Sneeuw - Pick Up The Snow

Says he wants it
He says it needs it
It's real talk - the weatherman promised some snow

If he really wants it
If he really needs it
really got to have it

Stands outside - twenty to nine
when they said snow
bitches really really mean't snow
why not run around in it
over the land like a blanket

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5284/5224874606_72314e72fe_m.jpg
Dip it low
Pick up the snow
Roll it all around turn it into a ball now
Roll, roll, roll that ball
Turn it into a snowman or a snowball
Ooo'
Dip it low
Pick up the snow
Roll it all around turn it into a ball now
Turn it into a snowman or a snowball

Hands growing bold
He's getting cold
One of the symptoms of frost-bite - he doesn't care

snowing for time
there is no chance of him leaving
there is no time

It's late at night
not going home
not before he's finished with his tricks
crafting his pride of joy out of snow and sticks
carrot for his nose, stones for his lips
no one understands him - man come on

he didn't have many friends in school
his classmates made him feel a fool (fooool)
but when it snowed - he had a plan
to create his own friendly snowman

he didn't have many friends in school
his classmates made him feel a fool (fooool)
but when it snowed - he had a plan
to create his own friendly snowman (friendly snowman)

Dip it low
Pick up the snow
Roll it all around turn it into a ball now
Roll, roll, roll that ball
Turn it into a snowman or a snowball
Ooo'
Dip it low
Pick up the snow
Roll it all around turn it into a ball now
Turn it into a snowman or a snowball

He said..
Create - if you wanna
Make it great - if you wanna
Create - if you wanna
Make it gray-ay-ate
Ohh

Dip It Low
Pick it up slow
roll it all around
tell them that you don't need them
hate hate haters please :rolleyes:
don't need them in your life causing mayhem
Ooo'
[ooo' echoes out]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfejddJAww1qbt1oyo1_500.gif

Thank You Europe!!!! -waves-

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:49 PM
Love it x

T*
23-12-2014, 07:49 PM
Aw, I love that :love: Well done Loukas :clap2:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:50 PM
It's really good Loukas! Well done :love:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:50 PM
Loukas -stands up and :clap1:- :love:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:50 PM
Good work :worship:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:50 PM
this is one of the most gloriously obscure song choices and subject matters I've seen since... well... May... but it's glorious :lovedup:

Liam-
23-12-2014, 07:51 PM
Fantastic work :clap1:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:51 PM
..*snatches Loukas' shoes while he's soaking up the applause..*..

..that was beautiful Loukas, I love it...:love:...

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:51 PM
For those who might have missed the performing order

Sweden - Jay.
Greece - AmyJade
Italy - LukeB
Slovenia - Heaven=Winner
Israel - Livia
Netherlands - Loukas
Iceland - Who is She?
Malta - Shaun
France - kirklancaster
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy
Norway - Tom!
Finland - GypsyGoth
Spain - JackF
United Kingdom - AnnieK
Ireland - Jessica
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lapland - Drew.

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:51 PM
N'awww that was lovely Loukas :love:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 07:51 PM
Good job Loukas

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:52 PM
For those who might have missed the performing order

Sweden - Jay.
Greece - AmyJade
Italy - LukeB
Slovenia - Heaven=Winner
Israel - Livia
Netherlands - Loukas
Iceland - Who is She?
Malta - Shaun
France - kirklancaster
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy
Norway - Tom!
Finland - GypsyGoth
Spain - JackF
United Kingdom - AnnieK
Ireland - Jessica
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lapland - Drew.



..Claudia..:lovedup:..thank you...

Loukas
23-12-2014, 07:52 PM
thank you guys!! :D x

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:53 PM
0uRigkTdUhw

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:53 PM
Loukas that was great :love:

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 07:54 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1:Super Loukas well done.

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:55 PM
Changed my avi for the event x

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:55 PM
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/look_at_leona_lewis_new_music_video_run_zpsd32d4cf 7.jpg

Written to the style of this song:

watch?v=jqpAgMxhx30

I’ll spell it out one last time for you,
Then you really must understand,
You’ve been the only admin right for me,
And this is the best forum.

I can barely check my PMs,
But every single time I do,
I know you’ll defo be there,
My little admin.

Ban here, ban there,
Banning all those damn irrels,
Even when they’re begging for mercy,
You’ll even ban their god damn multi,

Infraction, infraction,
And they’ll run for their proxies,
They can hardly post a gif,
Before you’re there locking the thread.

To think I almost missed that avi,
Makes it so hard not to cry,
I know you’ll always monitor threads,
And have our backs.

Ban here, ban there,
Ban here, ban there,
Banning all those damn irrels,
Even when they’re begging for mercy,
You’ll even ban their god damn multi,

Infraction, infraction,
And they’ll run for their proxies,
They can hardly post a gif,
Before you’re there locking the thread.

My addddmin,
My addmin,
My admin,
Myyyyy adddminnnn,

Ooooooo
My adddminnnn,
My addddddddminnnnnnn,

Ban here, ban there,
Ban here, ban there,
Banning all those damn irrels,
Even when they’re begging for mercy,
You’ll even ban their god damn multi,

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy Josssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Infraction, infraction,
And they’ll run for their proxies,
They can hardly post a gif,
Before you’re there locking the thread.

Oooh, Oooh
My admin,
Josy.

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:56 PM
what kind of disgusting song

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:56 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/OJbr914LLiETe/giphy.gif

LukeB
23-12-2014, 07:57 PM
Cal :clap1: well done

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:57 PM
Ty but I'm vomming </3

T*
23-12-2014, 07:57 PM
terrible
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JK :love: Perfection as always :lovedup: :clap2: :love:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
an iconic love song of the modern age :clap1:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
That was good, it fitted the song well :love:

Though I had to look up what irrels meant.

T*
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
Also someone wants to be mod :hehe:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
Ban here ban there

-sways-

:lovedup:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
Flawfree <3

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 07:58 PM
That was beautiful Cal :')

Cal.
23-12-2014, 07:59 PM
Thank you everybody x

You can collect your twenty quid on the way out:wink:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 07:59 PM
I'm going to have to push my song 1 place ahead, because the subject matter is basically the same :joker: Kirk, you're up next :smug:

#ChristmasvisionRigging #ProductionBias

Ammi
23-12-2014, 07:59 PM
..*is in tears*/feeling the love...beautiful Cal...:flutter:...

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:00 PM
Great job...

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:00 PM
I'm so glad I didn't go with my third idea, a version of Taylor Swift's Blank Space based around Josy.

Liam-
23-12-2014, 08:00 PM
An emotional love ballad always makes me well up :clap1:

Good job :lovedup:

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:01 PM
That was good, it fitted the song well :love:

Though I had to look up what irrels meant.

What does it mean? I don't know.

Cal.
23-12-2014, 08:01 PM
Thank you everybody, much appreciated:love:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:01 PM
What does it mean? I don't know.

It's short for irrelevants, as in people who don't matter.

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:01 PM
G_Y4NWMIe84

T*
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
What does it mean? I don't know.

someone/group who is irellevant

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1: Very good job.

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
What does it mean? I don't know.

irrelevants

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
Such a beautiful city :love:

Amy Jade
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
Every one has been great so far and hilarious, good job guys :love:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:02 PM
..Kirk taking us to Paris for Christmas..:lovedup:...

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
someone/group who is irellevant

Thanks again Tom, you're really educating me tonight. :blush:

T*
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
i apologise for the stereotypical french music *gets mobbed by tumblr*
I couldnt find another song to suit it </3

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
irrelevants

Ben serving up a definition and an example at the same time :fan:

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
..Kirk taking us to Paris for Christmas..:lovedup:...

I thought of you Ammi.

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
i apologise for the stereotypical french music *gets mobbed by tumblr*
I couldnt find another song to suit it </3

racist :fist:

T*
23-12-2014, 08:03 PM
Thanks again Tom, you're really educating me tonight. :blush:

:douf:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
i apologise for the stereotypical french music *tumblr mobs me*
I couldnt find another song to suit it </3

..shhh...it was perfect and very Eurovision...

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
Kirk's entry comes with a parental advisory warning and a complementary shot of gin.

Loukas
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
loved that Cal! :D

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
"Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce
http://media1.giphy.com/media/4eNRf1nzwAqIM/giphy.gif

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French entry. Gayonce and ‘Sugar Daddies (Put A Finger In It)’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal Gayonce and his two very attractive gay male dancers clad in skimpy black leotards.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and Gayonce and company begin:

All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)
All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Hear what I say (Say)
Stop pretending that ya gay (Gay)
I’m all done with your little thing.
‘Cos when ya unzip (Unzip)
And stick in my lips (Lips)
Ya never try to satisfy me.
I’ m down on you, you never up in me
So you’re getting all the attention.
Never lay me on my back, never fill my crack
‘Blow ’n’ Go’ just sad for me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

I ain’t got no tits, no child-bearing hips.
No camel-toe in my denim jeans.
So don’t treat me like a wife,
get the hell outa my life
This boy ain’t your toy anymore.
You made no admission, didn’t mention ,
That ya really need a penis extension.
Cos you only got three inch, four at a pinch,
But even that you never push inside a me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)

Don't treat me like those sluts in your world.
This boy’s not that kinda girl.
Your cock is what I prefer, what I deserve.
It don’t take no fruit in a Buzz Light Year suit
To deliver me, to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.
Pull me into your bed, let me feel that swollen purple head.
f you don’t shag me before you’re gone,
Then as ****ing usual, I’ll get none.

All the single laddies (All the single laddies).
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies).
All single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.)

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Uh oh oh.
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.
Uh oh oh.

The performance ends. Gayonce stands motionless, breathless - hand on arse - and then, finally, he flashes a knowing smile.

The Tibb audience goes wild. Pandemonium erupts. Liam, Scott and others invade the stage. The curtains close. Behind the curtains Scott is so delighted he offers Kirk a B.J. and Marsh weeps with bitter jealousy as Kirk and Scott disappear backstage holding hands.....Uh oh oh!

.......................Finis & Thank You. Please Vote For France .....................

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
Ben serving up a definition and an example at the same time :fan:

Oh, Sugar I'm not you :fan:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
I thought of you Ammi.

..:flutter:...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:04 PM
racist :fist:

aller te faire foutre :smug:

Loukas
23-12-2014, 08:05 PM
Kirk's entry comes with a parental advisory warning and a complementary shot of gin.

:hello:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:05 PM
OMFG :joker:

Amazing

T*
23-12-2014, 08:05 PM
OMFG kirk :laugh3: :love: :clap2:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 08:05 PM
lmao! Incredible :laugh:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
:joker: Brilliant

Cal.
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
omg hilarious:laugh:

Liam-
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
I'm actually crying, i can't :laugh2:

Incredible Kirk :clap2:

T*
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
this is going to be a big contender in the top 5 me thinks

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
..:joker:...so French/So perfect...amazing song, Kirk...:flutter:...

Loukas
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)

:joker:
:clap1:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
"Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce
http://media1.giphy.com/media/4eNRf1nzwAqIM/giphy.gif

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French entry. Gayonce and ‘Sugar Daddies (Put A Finger In It)’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal Gayonce and his two very attractive gay male dancers clad in skimpy black leotards.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and Gayonce and company begin:

All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies)
All the single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.

Hear what I say (Say)
Stop pretending that ya gay (Gay)
I’m all done with your little thing.
‘Cos when ya unzip (Unzip)
And stick in my lips (Lips)
Ya never try to satisfy me.
I’ m down on you, you never up in me
So you’re getting all the attention.
Never lay me on my back, never fill my crack
‘Blow ’n’ Go’ just sad for me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.

I ain’t got no tits, no child-bearing hips.
No camel-toe in my denim jeans.
So don’t treat me like a wife,
get the hell outa my life
This boy ain’t your toy anymore.
You made no admission, didn’t mention ,
That ya really need a penis extension.
Cos you only got three inch, four at a pinch,
But even that you never push inside a me.

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

Cuz if you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh)

Don't treat me like those sluts in your world.
This boy’s not that kinda girl.
Your cock is what I prefer, what I deserve.
It don’t take no fruit in a Buzz Light Year suit
To deliver me, to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.
Pull me into your bed, let me feel that swollen purple head.
f you don’t shag me before you’re gone,
Then as ****ing usual, I’ll get none.

All the single laddies (All the single laddies).
All the sugar daddies (All the sugar daddies).
All single laddies (All the single laddies)
All the sugar daddies. Now pull your pants up.
(Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.. Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh.)

(While he's dancing, Gayonce bends over - butt to audience - and parts his butt cheeks)

If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it
Don’t be mad once ya see a brother rimming it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Uh oh oh.
If you like this ring ya shoulda put a finger in it.
If you like it then ya shoulda put your thing in it.
Don’t be sad ‘cos ya coulda bin a trying it.
If you like it then ya shoulda bin KY-ing it.
Uh oh oh.

The performance ends. Gayonce stands motionless, breathless - hand on arse - and then, finally, he flashes a knowing smile.

The Tibb audience goes wild. Pandemonium erupts. Liam, Scott and others invade the stage. The curtains close. Behind the curtains Scott is so delighted he offers Kirk a B.J. and Marsh weeps with bitter jealousy as Kirk and Scott disappear backstage holding hands.....Uh oh oh!

.......................Finis & Thank You. Please Vote For France .....................

I'm aroused tbh.

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:06 PM
:joker: well done Kirk :clap1:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:07 PM
I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:07 PM
..*sips everyone else's gin as well..*...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:07 PM
I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

:joker:

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:08 PM
LOL Kirk, you nutter.

We need more gin.

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:08 PM
I was tempted to use goatse as the artwork.

:laugh:

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 08:08 PM
I need to rinse my eyes out after that :laugh:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:08 PM
:laugh2: fantastic Kirk

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:09 PM
5RSyfMXsMo8

Liam-
23-12-2014, 08:09 PM
My innocent mind has been corrupted after than song :joker:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:09 PM
I need to rinse my eyes out after that :laugh:

..:laugh:..I think that's what the gin was for...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:09 PM
..*sips everyone else's gin as well..*...

-Ammi gets drunk and calls us all useless twats before passing out in Claudia's arms-

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 08:09 PM
..:laugh:..I think that's what the gin was for...


:laugh2:

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:11 PM
..:laugh:..I think that's what the gin was for...

LOL...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:11 PM
there is 36 seconds of blackness at the end of the postcard
idk why this is
but i apologise in advance

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:11 PM
I thank you all for your mint comments. I'm so glad I stuck with a traditional festive song now (Livia :hehe:). Thanks.

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/b3wbxEd.png
"Ban Ban" by Josy J (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)
To the tune of...
0HDdjwpPM3Y

[Verse 1 - Josy J:]
We might say we don't permaban, but I can give it to you any time
Yeah sure it might just be three months now, but I'll extend it 'til you're twenty five (oh)
You'll be waiting for that-
Final warning from Matt-
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to run this site, yeah

[Chorus - Josy J:]
Ban ban, there goes the_truth (I know you want it)
Ban ban, Saph and Reece too (I'll let you have it)
[The banned members take to the stage to respond]
Wait a minute this is so unfair! (ah)
Wait a minute 'til I- (ah)
[Josy responds by blocking their IPs]
Ban ban, don't even start (I've really had it)
Ban ban, tear them apart (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute- is that Stacey there? (ah)
Wait a minute- I tell ya...

[Verse 2 - MTVNa Grande:]
Niamh might've let you pass the swear filter, but I won't let you circumnavigate
No, I don't need to read your ten PMs, I've read some posts that were incriminating (oh, yeah)
(Look- here's an infraction, don't give me the satisfaction)
See anybody could be behind TiBB Staff,
When it's really all of us combined.

[Chorus - Josy J]
Ban ban, there goes Smithy (I didn't want to)
Ban ban, gone in a jiffy (I really had to)
[The banned members take to the stage to respond]
Wait a minute this is so unfair! (ah)
Wait a minute 'til I- (ah)
[Josy responds by locking their threads]
Ban ban, don't even start (I've really had it)
Ban ban, tear them apart (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute- is that Salman there? (ah)
Wait a minute- I tell ya...

[Verse 3 - Dezzy. Minaj:]
(You know what, girls? Let me show you how we do.)
It's Miss Banhammer
We're drowning in glamour
It's Dezzy now scatter
It's oh, oh- disposing of grammar
Locking weaves in the slammer
Watching them clamor, it's oh, so
Gettin' so good
Unban them? I could
But I won't, 'cause they should
Go, Banman blockin' em
Ban, ban, stoppin' em
King Dezzy dominant, prominent
It's me, Josy, and Matty
Dealin' with members so bratty
Their Mollies and Charlies
Don't stand up to our army.
If you spamming we banning
Punishments that we're planning
It ain't the TiBB Awards but we know we're outstanding (uh)
B to the A to the N to the ban list (baby)
B to the A to the N to the-to the-hey
[Josy takes central stage and slams a sledgehammer onto a strongman-game. She reaches the top.]
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to run this site (alright?)

Ban, ban, look there goes Scott (he should know better)
Ban, ban, a week on the dot (it's been a pleasure)
Wait a minute, the social groups guy's back (ah)
Wait a minute 'till ya...

[Dezzy Minaj:]
Yo, I said
Ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban
[Josy J:]
Ban, ban, bugger off Marsh (Don't use the C word)
Ban, ban, you might think it's harsh (Don't be so absurd)
Wait a minute, need to clear the air (ah)
Wait a minute, I tell ya...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:14 PM
omfg i have tears coming out my eyes :laugh2:
:love:

Jay.
23-12-2014, 08:14 PM
omg :laugh: genius!

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:14 PM
:joker: good job

Liam-
23-12-2014, 08:14 PM
Absolutely genius :love:

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:15 PM
..haha brilliant.... Josy J MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj...

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:15 PM
Brilliant...

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:15 PM
:joker:

As always, a little TiBB masterpiece.

Drew.
23-12-2014, 08:15 PM
Well done Shaun :worship:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:16 PM
What kind of slayage?

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:16 PM
..waits for Dezzy Minaj's Anaconda 2 vid release....

Loukas
23-12-2014, 08:16 PM
:worship:

Ban ban, don't even start (I've really had it)
Ban ban, tear them apart (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute- is that Salman there? (ah)
Wait a minute- I tell ya...

:love:

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:16 PM
First time I've seen that video.

Good work Shaun :love:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:17 PM
Josy J>>> Messy J

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:17 PM
dwi-LSMks0E

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 08:17 PM
Genius Shaun :worship:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:17 PM
First time I've seen that video.

Good work Shaun :love:

Same, never seen it either lol

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:17 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1: Really brilliant.

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:18 PM
Bosnia's music reminds me of being in a lift :laugh:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:18 PM
For those who might have missed the performing order

Sweden - Jay.
Greece - AmyJade
Italy - LukeB
Slovenia - Heaven=Winner
Israel - Livia
Netherlands - Loukas
Iceland - Who is She?
Malta - Shaun
France - kirklancaster
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy
Norway - Tom!
Finland - GypsyGoth
Spain - JackF
United Kingdom - AnnieK
Ireland - Jessica
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lapland - Drew.

^

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:18 PM
*receives complaints from arista who's watching the ceremony, and in particular that postcard, on a 3D TV, and he's now experiencing motion sickness*

T*
23-12-2014, 08:19 PM
i am sorry if you have motion sickness
there was no bosnia aierial or drone footage :unsure:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:19 PM
*receives complaints from arista who's watching the ceremony, and in particular that postcard, on a 3D TV, and he's now experiencing motion sickness*

* 3d HD Blu Ray Laser 89" Plasma TV

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:19 PM
Mods Help the MembersBy Ammi Azalea

MEEpavnk7Uw

Ammi
I don't know if you will read this
Or if you're online
I don't know if James would listen
To a Member's PM
Yes, I know I'm just a Member
I shouldn't message you
Still I see your avatar and wonder...
Were you once a Member too?

Mods help Jonathan
Thirsty from birth
Show Scott the mercy
he won't find on Earth
Someone help Dezzy
So irrelevant and bland
Mods help those bitches
that got themselves banned

Ben
I ask for youth
Marsh
I ask for friends
Tom
I ask for someone to PLEASE play my game
Shaun
I ask for SOMEONE TO ****ING BAN THIS TWAT, HIS SIG IS WAY TOO BIG. GO FALL DOWN A WELL
(Shaun goes on a rampage that is forever immortalized in everyone's sigs)
Stacey (poking her head out of a nearby sewage drain)
I ask for James and his admin to unban me

Ammi
I don't need anything
I can get by
But there are so many
More Messy than I
Please help those members
The Glenns and the Mocks

I thought we all were
The members of Tibb
Mods help this freakshow
The Members of Tibb
(The members of Tibb gather around Ammi as she sings the final note. Mock hugs her, Ammi responds with a hover hand.)

Costumes & Characters
Ammi - Esmerelda (obv)
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24600000/Esmeralda-esmeralda-24686460-500-408.jpg
Mock - Quasimodo
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110516234339/poohadventures/images/8/8d/Clipquasi21.gif
Ben - The Prisoner
http://www.thehunchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/d-oh-7.png
Marsh -Archdeacon
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100730233304/disney/images/6/6a/Hond_0639.jpg
Tom - Zephyr
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111117044421/disney/images/7/7a/Hond2_683.jpg
Shaun - Old Lady
http://www.thehunchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/god-7-frollo-sis-150x150.png
Stacey - Rizzo
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121204010437/christmasspecials/images/3/3d/RizzotheRat.jpg

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:19 PM
i am sorry if you have motion sickness
there was no bosnia aierial or drone footage :unsure:

...s'ok, we'll just drink more gin...

T*
23-12-2014, 08:20 PM
* 3d HD Blu Ray Laser 89" Plasma TV

from AsdaWalmart

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:21 PM
Dezzy :clap1: well done

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:21 PM
Ammi Azalea
:flutter:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 08:21 PM
Ben
I ask for youth
Marsh
I ask for friends
Tom
I ask for someone to PLEASE play my game

:joker:

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:22 PM
I do ask for youth :(


Dezzy :lovedup:

T*
23-12-2014, 08:22 PM
Tom
I ask for someone to PLEASE play my game
:laugh2:
:clap2: Dezzy :love:

T*
23-12-2014, 08:22 PM
I do ask for youth :(


Dezzy :lovedup:

can you apply for GAME

Liam-
23-12-2014, 08:22 PM
Brilliant :lovedup:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:22 PM
*wipes away the tears*

Ammi
23-12-2014, 08:23 PM
...OMG...so, so genius Dezzy..(yet again..)..:lovedup:...

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:23 PM
SEmpM7iO-so

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
That was very entertaining :lovedup:

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
oh look, tom's postcard preview image is a giant stone cock

T*
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
*screams*

GypsyGoth
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
:laugh2:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
TYBGs s0b.

T*
23-12-2014, 08:24 PM
oh look, tom's postcard preview image is a giant stone cock

come to norway
we have giant mineral phalluses

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:25 PM
:clap1::clap1::clap1: Superb. Well done Dez.

Shaun
23-12-2014, 08:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CsRwxH6.png

words from the artist- Heyo my name is Shaniqua and I am frum Norwauy; This sung is abut hew irelan kep win in 1990s and hew they r r begest rivels
Outfet:
http://i.imgur.com/YpEprQF.png

Shaniqua- Ireland
*The stage is dark and the audience is silent and confused*
*A spotlight highlights Shaniqua up in the green room; she is seen watching TiBB Eurovision from her seat with the Norwegian flag in her hand*
-music begins-
e7xsVF_XTEs
*She slowly looks up to the camera with a microphone in her hand*


We’re Norway and we’re on fire
Hotter than a fantasy, We’re going to slay
We’re gonna set this contest on fire
This contest will be another one of our victories

*from the tv in the green room she sees the Irish contestant come on stage*
*the audience is stunned and applauds her*

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Hold on who is this bitch
She’s gathering a crowd
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
I’m going to stand my ground
but she's not backing down

THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
SHE’S FROM MOTHER****ING IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND

Oh god no, why did this have to happen
This is going to be our demise
I am going to make them pay
Europe’s going to forget our name
She's conquering the world
This is just like the 90s again

*she now walks to the stage and the screens behind her begin to show past ireland entries in the esc*
http://i.imgur.com/hgtVAB6.gif
http://i.imgur.com/9tL7fIw.png?1

Ohhhh oh oh oh
this bitch won’t turn around
I’m going to beat her down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
The crowd is immersed in her sound
And they’re not calming down

THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
SHE’S FROM MOTHER****ING IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND

What a ****ing bitch, goodbye
You’ve already won 4 ****ing times
It’s time to say goodnight
I want to hurl
I thought this would be my gold
Maybe she’s going to mess up, maybe, mess up, maybe

THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND
SHE’S FROM MOTHER****ING IRELAND
THIS GIRL IS FROM IRELAND

Oh, oh, oh, oh ohhhhh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh ohhhh... [4x]

She’s a girl and she’s from Ireland..


fank u urope! pls vote for me and mi syngel is owt somtim in d nect 6 yers

T*
23-12-2014, 08:25 PM
-waits for ben to realise what song is in the postcard-

Benjamin
23-12-2014, 08:25 PM
oh look, tom's postcard preview image is a giant stone cock

Hide it from Scott

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:26 PM
Dezzy <3

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:26 PM
oh look, tom's postcard preview image is a giant stone cock

:joker: My thoughts too Shaun. :blush:

LukeB
23-12-2014, 08:26 PM
Good job Tom :)

kirklancaster
23-12-2014, 08:26 PM
Hide it from Scott

:joker:

Niamh.
23-12-2014, 08:27 PM
Brilliant Dezzy :')

T*
23-12-2014, 08:27 PM
i just realised the gif looks like shaniqua is giving edward a blowy omfg D:

Tom4784
23-12-2014, 08:27 PM
:clap1: Tom.

Jay.
23-12-2014, 08:28 PM
lmao Tom :clap1:

Drew.
23-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Good god, some of those pictures.. But great job Tom

Livia
23-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Great work Tom

Loukas
23-12-2014, 08:28 PM
:clap1: