The Winner of TiBB Christmasvision is...um...me!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/W6hRsl2.png

TiBB Christmasvision - Tuesday, December 23rd

Towards the very end of TiBB Eurovision earlier in the year, some bright spark (I forget who, so let's not get too bigheaded whoever you were) came up with the idea of making this something of a biannual event. After much tinkering and tweaking (and twerking), the idea of 'Christmasvision' was created, and whilst there's not necessarily any rule saying all songs have to be festive, I'm sure there'll be at least a 49% increase on the amount of eggnog consumed here than in Vilnius.

Rules:
- If you want to take part, reply to this thread with the country you want! But please, if you do reserve a country, I expect an entry.
- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, and even an audio/video recording.
- Members may only represent one country.
- Given recent hostile surroundings, I ask that no members who're banned are used as subject matter in your songs :p
- I need three more judges. If you're interested, just say so in the thread. I'd rather they were players who aren't submitting entries, but if I trust you enough to be fair and impartial I'll let you do both :p

You have well over two months to create your entries... please make them as entertaining as possible, and please don't feel afraid to take part :) The more entries, the more fun it is to run. Songs can be about anything you like, there's not actually much different from regular TiBB Eurovision :laugh:

Past competitions:
Elimovision: (Winner: MarkWaldorf, Switzerland) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93194&highlight=elimovision&page=71)
Eurovision 2009: (Winner: \PJ/, United Kingdom) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115309)
Eurovision 2010: (Winner: Shaun, Austria, ceremony starts p.16) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136518)
Globalvision (2011): (Winner: Mollie., Australia), ceremony starts p.12) (http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173422)
Eurovision 2012: (Winner: Dezzy, Vatican City, ceremony starts p. 10) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197768&highlight=eurovision)
Eurovision 2013: (Winner: Ammi, Lithuania, ceremony starts p12) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222584)
Eurovision 2014: (Winner: Niamh., Ireland; Ceremony starts p.18) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247320)

Judges:
- Shaun
- Niamh.
- _LucasMichael_
- LiamPRW
- Ammi

Countries available:
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan - jackc1806
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic - *Kate*
Denmark
Estonia
Finland - GypsyGoth - RECEIVED
France - kirklancaster - RECEIVED
Georgia
Germany
Gibraltar
Greece - AmyJade - RECEIVED
Hungary - Conzors
Iceland - Who is She? - RECEIVED
Ireland - Jessica - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia - RECEIVED
Italy - LukeB - RECEIVED
Kosovo
Lapland - Drew. - RECEIVED
Latvia
Liechtenstein - Benjamin - RECEIVED
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta - Shaun - FINISHED
Moldova - Glenn - DEAD TO ME
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands - Loukas - RECEIVED
Norway - Tom! - RECEIVED
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia - Braden
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - RECEIVED
Spain - JackF - RECEIVED
Sweden - Jay. - RECEIVED
Switzerland - Jake. - WASTE OF SPACE
Turkey - Z
Ukraine
United Kingdom - AnnieK - RECEIVED
Vatican City

[Jake.]

(It was my idea)

[AnnieK]

Can I be uk....please?

[Jessica.]

Ireland please!

[Jake.]

Can i be Switzerland please?

[Liam-]

I'll be a judge if you need one, I'm **** with lyrics so won't enter the actual competition :laugh:

[Jessica.]

I would judge if you want and I would be very fair, I know mine is going to be crap. :joker:

[Shaun]

Oh and as if the prestige of the competition wasn't enough, there's also going to be this cute little award that I definitely haven't stolen from Google. http://www.777icons.com/libs/mm/20x20/christmas-bell-sh.gif

[Jay.]

Sweden please!

[T*]

OMG YES Shaun!
Sweden please <3

[T*]

Oh jay you bitch :hmph:

[Jessica.]

Oh and as if the prestige of the competition wasn't enough, there's also going to be this cute little award that I definitely haven't stolen from Google. http://www.777icons.com/libs/mm/20x20/christmas-bell-sh.gif

:joker: That is a very cute not-stolen award!

[Livia]

Israel please, Shauny.

תודה לך , יקירה

[Liam-]

Oh and as if the prestige of the competition wasn't enough, there's also going to be this cute little award that I definitely haven't stolen from Google. http://www.777icons.com/libs/mm/20x20/christmas-bell-sh.gif

Flawless design there Shaun :clap1:

[T*]

Norway please then

[Livia]

Doesn't have to be a Christmas song, right?

[Shaun]

Israel please, Shauny.

תודה לך , יקירה

Like I'd deny you after reminding me of my commitments to this game :blush2: I might hire you as my TiBB PA... what other games did I foolishly commit to?

[Jay.]

OMG YES Shaun!
Sweden please <3

Oh jay you bitch :hmph:

sorry sweden are already preparing their entry

http://i.minus.com/iU4RCCFKPUyv6.gif

[T*]

sorry sweden are already preparing their entry

http://i.minus.com/iU4RCCFKPUyv6.gif

Well Norway is going to **** you up! :fist:
Gjør deg klar til å tape, Bitch!

[Livia]

Like I'd deny you after reminding me of my commitments to this game :blush2: I might hire you as my TiBB PA... what other games did I foolishly commit to?

I challenge you to a game of Twister. I only play for money though.

[Cal.]

Iceland pls xoxo

[Jay.]

I already literally have the best idea I just hope I remember it when I go to write the song omg

[Drew.]

Lapland please

[Jessica.]

I am writing my song, I wish I could sing it, but I would want to autotune it, and Idk how to autotune. :sad:

[T*]

Basic Norwegian Phrases:
Hi!- dø!
How are you?- knyttneve selv?
Where is the nearest toilet?-Din fitte lukter fisk
I love you- Drep deg selv
I need a doctor!- Pisse på meg!

[T*]

I am writing my song, I wish I could sing it, but I would want to autotune it, and Idk how to autotune. :sad:

Audacity!

[Shaun]

Lapland please

they aren't a bloody country, though I believe it's in Finland?

[T*]

they aren't a bloody country, though I believe it's in Finland?

Indeed

[Jessica.]

they aren't a bloody country, though I believe it's in Finland?

It actually takes up an area of multiple countries.

[Drew.]

they aren't a bloody country, though I believe it's in Finland?

They have their own flag, it must count

http://www.travel-images.com/sami.gif

[Z]

Turkey pls

[Z]

How am I the first person to request Turkey at Christmas?




:smug:

[kirklancaster]

Can I be France please?

[kirklancaster]

How am I the first person to request Turkey at Christmas?




:smug:

:joker:

[Tom4784]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS.

I'll take Bosnia & Herzegovina.

[Niamh.]

Oh yay! I'm a judge!

[Black Dagger]

-is it cheeky to ask to be a judge because I'm ****e with creativity and humour-

[Livia]

Oh yay! I'm a judge!

Quickly rewriting my song to include the words "Simon Baker" and "potatoes".

[Cal.]

Excited for this! Just read over the last series which Niamh won!

[Niamh.]

Quickly rewriting my song to include the words "Simon Baker" and "potatoes".

mmm Simon Baked Potatoes, the way to a girls heart!

[Niamh.]

Excited for this! Just read over the last series which Niamh won!

My finest TiBB moment :')

[Cal.]

It was a brilliant song Niamh!

-knows my song will be better-

[Niamh.]

It was a brilliant song Niamh!

-knows my song will be better-

you'll never re create the raw emotion that was poured into those lyrics :hmph:

[Marsh.]

mmm Simon Baked Potatoes, the way to a girls heart!

Sounds like a turd he's been holding in for hours. :yuk:

[Cal.]

you'll never re create the raw emotion that was poured into those lyrics :hmph:


True tbh

-erases lyrics about vegetables native to Iceland-

[Shaun]

all updated :ninja2:

[Drew.]

Lapland :flutter:

[Livia]

you'll never re create the raw emotion that was poured into those lyrics :hmph:

It was your finest hour. A deserved win.. Also... your Vatican City song. What was it... Pope Benedict and the Fun Lovin' Cardinals? Something like that. Probably one of my all-time faves :-)

I love TiBB Eurovision it's such a great laugh.

[Shaun]

FINE. LAPLAND IS IN. IT BETTER BE BLOODY GOOD :fist:

[Drew.]

Hurray!!!

[Amy Jade]

Can I take Greece please?

[Liam-]

Yass at me being a judge, you better werk bitches.

[GypsyGoth]

Finland please :love:

[Heaven = Winner]

Slovenia plz.

[T*]

I'm very excited to show my song

[T*]

Finland please :love:

Neighbor! :love:

[Marsh.]

I'm very excited to show my schlong

:joker:

[Braden]

Russia please :)

[Shaun]

sixteen countries already reserved :flutter: if y'all deliver a song this is already a great show.

[T*]

:joker:

NO :fist:

[Ammi]

...do you still need a ..???..judge..?..

[Glenn.]

Moldova please

[Shaun]

Yes ammi, I was hoping it'd be you :p will add you two later

[Livia]

Bloody hell Shaun. Couldn't you have picked some judges that would have taken a bung?

[T*]

I can see Livia winning already :love:

[Livia]

I can see Livia winning already :love:

Awww Tom... I won't, but thanks!

I think that's the greatest thing about TiBB Eurovision, no one really expects to win but everyone who takes part does it because it's such fun.

[T*]

Awww Tom... I won't, but thanks!

I think that's the greatest thing about TiBB Eurovision, no one really expects to win but everyone who takes part does it because it's such fun.

yeah :love: Your song slayed in the 2014 one!

[Livia]

yeah :love: Your song slayed in the 2014 one!

The cheque's in the post x

[T*]

The cheque's in the post x

eh? :laugh: :love:

[Z]

I bloody love that this is biannual now because it's my favourite event of the year and now we get to do it twice! Yasssss. Niamh's winning entry was HYSTERICAL, I remember crying with laughter for so long when I read it :joker: :love:

[jackc1806]

Azerbaijan please :)

[Shaun]

added! :)

[LukeB]

Italy :amazed:

[Mitchell]

If you need a judge still ;)

[Livia]

Finished my song. Better get cracking chaps, the time's just going to slip by...

[Shaun]

hearing unconfirmed reports that Conzors has quit his record label to take part?

[T*]

hearing unconfirmed reports that Conzors has quit his record label to take part?

He has a busy month of songs ahead of him ;)

[Benjamin]

Liechtenstein for me please

[Conzors]

I'll have Hungary please ;)

[Loukas]

The Netherlands please :thumbs:

[Shaun]

:amazed: TiBB's Best Trinity of Gays have joined

[JoshBB]

gl all

[Loukas]

Started writing mine already based on a song that got to number 2 in the uk charts back in 2004! I'm actually quite excited for this :D

[Loukas]

:amazed: TiBB's Best Trinity of Gays have joined

hope i'm included in that :blush:

[Jack.]

Spain please

[Shaun]

Could someone pin this please :ninja2:

[kirklancaster]

Could someone pin this please :ninja2:

What does that mean Shaun?

[Black Dagger]

What does that mean Shaun?

So that it will be top of the page even if there was an influx of threads made.

[Kate!]

Czech Republic Please

[kirklancaster]

So that it will be top of the page even if there was an influx of threads made.

Thanks LucasMichael.

[Shaun]

We've received our first entry, folks, and it's Ireland that're keen to hold onto their title :smug:

[kirklancaster]

Finished my song. Better get cracking chaps, the time's just going to slip by...

Seeing as how we're friends, can you pm me your song Liv? I swear on LT's life I won't copy :devil::D

[Shaun]

I've received a wonderfully bonkers entry from kirklancaster, meaning we now have 2 songs and are therefore already more successful than Carly Rae Jepsen!

[Loukas]

I've received a wonderfully bonkers entry from kirklancaster, meaning we now have 2 songs and are therefore already more successful than Carly Rae Jepsen!

:joker:

When do entries need to be in by?

[Shaun]

Oh, on the day (22nd Dec.) would be fine, I'm not fussy :laugh: as long as it's not 2hrs into the ceremony lol

[Loukas]

Oh, on the day (22nd Dec.) would be fine, I'm not fussy :laugh: as long as it's not 2hrs into the ceremony lol

mine should be in well before that :thumbs:

[Shaun]

A fifth entry has arrived at the Christmasvision studios from Slovenia. Bookies are calling it 'an early favourite to win'.

[Shaun]

I should probably start putting together a song idea

[Tom4784]

I've been playing around with an idea but I haven't done much work on it yet. I hope to get it done some time this week though.

[Amy Jade]

Before I start writing this does it have to be a Christmas theme?

[Shaun]

no, it can be about anything you like :p (except stuff that breaks the site rules i guess :laugh:)

[Tom4784]

Send me abuse if you don't get my entry by tomorrow evening.

[Shaun]

I received Livia's (as always, spectacular) entry the other night :love:

[Livia]

Send me abuse if you don't get my entry by tomorrow evening.

Oh Dezzy... You do make me laugh. You procrastinate like this every time and then end up doing something great - but only at the last moment. You must work well under pressure.

And thanks Shauny... it's not exactly Lennon and McCartney but I try.

[Tom4784]

Finished the song, I hate it. Will send it in tomorrow.

[Shaun]

Ben and Dezzy's entries make eight altogether... where is everyone else's :inamood:

[Jake.]

Sorry, I haven't had the time so I won't be entering this time :(

[Shaun]

i don't like you

[T*]

i havent done the swiss postcard yet so idec

[Drew.]

I'm going to have to pull off a miracle to produce something

[Drew.]

I have my theme and song, time for the all-nighter writing this.

[T*]

shaun what time will this be airing

[Shaun]

oh, probably about 8pm

[Benjamin]

what day?

[T*]

oh, probably about 8pm

oh cool, i'll be uploading the pc's tomorrow

[T*]

what day?

tues

[T*]

wait its on tuesday? whaaat
omg i can relax omfg

[Shaun]

Yeah I had totally planned to leave my songwriting until Tuesday because I'm working tomorrow and had the music awards tonight :laugh:

[Drew.]

Oh **** i could have sworn it was tomorrow, i can relax a little now

[T*]

Yeah I had totally planned to leave my songwriting until Tuesday because I'm working tomorrow and had the music awards tonight :laugh:

ah omg i've been working all day thinking it was tomorrow <3

[LukeB]

I got writers block :worry:

[T*]

Oh **** i could have sworn it was tomorrow, i can relax a little now

same omfg

[Tom4784]

Oh I thought it was tomorrow too.

[Loukas]

Sent :thumbs:

[Shaun]

Nine entries so far :love:

[Glenn.]

Omg I'm going to have to pull something out of the hat tonight :worry:

[Shaun]

I'm at the "I have left it until last minute and now I'm conjuring and quickly dismissing ridiculous ideas like the :idc: emoticon covering Cheryl's I Don't Care, as a dig at the new emoticons" stage

[Shaun]

less than 24hrs to go :ninja2: i knew the 23 reservations were too good to be true

[Benjamin]

:amazed:

[kirklancaster]

less than 24hrs to go :ninja2: i knew the 23 reservations were too good to be true

Have you only received 9 Shaun?

[Shaun]

Indeedy </3 but I haven't finished mine yet so we'll have ten regardless :p

[T*]

less than 24hrs to go :ninja2: i knew the 23 reservations were too good to be true

i've nearly done the postcards <3

[Jack.]

Have you received mine shaun :)? Can't remember if I sent it the other week or not.

[Shaun]

I did, yes :love: I have put in the OP the entries I've received.

[kirklancaster]

Indeedy </3 but I haven't finished mine yet so we'll have ten regardless :p

I'm baffled. Disappointed and baffled. :shrug:

[Jack.]

I did, yes :love: I have put in the OP the entries I've received.

I know but you have not put recieved next to my name :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I'm halfway finished with mine, should be able to completed most of it tonight and then get it to you by 5om-ish tomorrow, if that's ok?

[Shaun]

That's be great Claudia :love:

I've distracted myself into writing an 'introduction' song rather than my actual entry :laugh: if I get desperate I'll just use it as my entry.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

I picked a song based on an idea I had for the chorus, I didn't realize it had a couple of substantial verses.

[T*]

My song is going to come last

[Jack.]

My song is going to come last

I think mine will come last :laugh:

[Shaun]

Right. Introduction song done, and I'm pretty chuffed with it for a half hour effort :pipe: *might throw in a little picture too*

Now onto my actual entry :worry:

[Livia]

Ten's a good number if you don't get any more Shauny. Looking forward to this as always.

[Amy Jade]

I'll send mine asap it's done and ready to go just kept forgetting to send it as usual

[Benjamin]

Send it :fist:

[Benjamin]

Oh crap, this is on during the pub quiz results :joker:

[Shaun]

Tom's song makes 11 :) Hoping to finish my own, and get some from Claudia & Amy which'll make a much lovelier 14 :D

[AnnieK]

I'm hoping to get mine in Shaun - just been a bit preoccupied lately. What's the latest I can get it to you?

[Amy Jade]

I just sent mine in Shaun!

[Shaun]

Thanks again Amy :love: Annie, any time before 7:30pm would be fine, I need that last half an hour to put all the posts in order and sort out Tom's postcards and the 'presenters' bits :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I am looking forward to this, can't wait to see what everyone comes up with.

I was going to actually sing mine but I have a cold :(

[T*]

Shaun the postcards are uploading now :love:
It'll be ready for about 5/6-ish i reckon as my internet is really slow

[AnnieK]

Sent Shaun :love:

[Shaun]

Thank you :lovedup: I've distracted myself from my own entry with last minute Amazon shopping (I didn't realise I got paid yesterday :fist:)

[Amy Jade]

Since I'm free now is there anything I can do to help?

[Tom4784]

I'm gonna flop so hard, it's my worst effort yet. Even Libyan Friday was better than this ****.

[LukeB]

done my song

[GypsyGoth]

Sent mine :love:

[Shaun]

Oh, no, there's nothing else that needs to be done but thanks Amy :spin2: Luke and Claudia's entries make a healthy 15 (I must have miscounted earlier :laugh:), and mine, whether I use my intro or another one I can write in 2 hours, will make sixteen. Also Drew seems to be up against the clock, so we may yet have seventeen :ninja2:

Betfred are slashing odds on Conzors to drop a surprise, unannounced performance in the middle of the show. Such an event is now at 25/1.

[T*]

All postcards have been uploaded and sent away :love:
Now all I need to do is relax and enjoy the show! :amazed: Looking forward to seeing them all!!

[Shaun]

Oh, actually, I need to randomise the songlist order... it's just as important as the real Eurovision order to a song's chances, really, so best of luck all... *loads the website* :pipe:

[LukeB]

Looking forward to seeing everyone's songs

It took me one hour to write my song!

It was original going to be a Christmas song similar to One More Sleep but couldn't think of anything so I changed the subject :pipe:

[T*]

I hope mine is in the late midst of the song list :love:

[Shaun]

Well then. Here's the order:


Sweden - Jay. - RECEIVED
Greece - AmyJade - RECEIVED
Italy - LukeB - RECEIVED
Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia - RECEIVED
Netherlands - Loukas - RECEIVED
Iceland - Who is She? - RECEIVED
Malta - Shaun
France - kirklancaster - RECEIVED
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Norway - Tom! - RECEIVED
Finland - GypsyGoth - RECEIVED
Spain - JackF - RECEIVED
United Kingdom - AnnieK - RECEIVED
Ireland - Jessica - RECEIVED
Liechtenstein - Benjamin - RECEIVED
Lapland - Drew.

[Cal.]

Perched for me winning.

[kirklancaster]

I'm so proud of mine because it's a beautiful, picturesque Christmas song in a traditional carol style, and I'm hoping that there's not a dry eye in the audience when they see how sentimentally festive it is.

[T*]

i am happy with the order :love:

[Livia]

I'm so proud of mine because it's a beautiful, picturesque Christmas song in a traditional carol style, and I'm hoping that there's not a dry eye in the audience when they see how sentimentally festive it is.

I'm sure there won't be a dry eye Kirk. Nor a dry seat...

[kirklancaster]

i am happy with the order :love:

What difference does it make Tom?

[kirklancaster]

I'm sure there won't be a dry eye Kirk. Nor a dry seat...

See why I love you Liv - You fecking know me :hehe:

[Jack.]

Can't wait for this to start :dance:

[T*]

What difference does it make Tom?

People performing in the second half of the show usually have a better chance of getting a better result, as they are more memorable. this is not always the case

[LukeB]

People performing in the second half of the show usually have a better chance of getting a better result, as they are more memorable. this is not always the case

I would have thought they would look back on the thread before voting :laugh:

[Shaun]

Yeah I think it's just the case with the real Eurovision tbh, I haven't bothered watching TiBB Eurovision for trends like that :laugh:

[Jay.]

Me in the green room rn, preparing to blow the stage away

http://i.imgur.com/wI9cetk.jpg

[Shaun]

Thank you Drew :flutter:

[T*]

Year| Winner Performed
2000 |20th
2002 |23rd
2003 |04th
2004 | 10th
2005 | 19th
2006 | 17th
2007 | 17th
2008 |24th
2009 | 20th
2010 | 22nd
2011 | 19th
2012 | 17th
2013 | 18th
2014 | 11th

As you can see, the majority of winners have performed late into the show and you have a higher chance of success if you're #17 in ESC.

[T*]

Shaniqua is making last minute touch ups to her dress and is getting ready & her make up done

[Jay.]

Tom stop rubbing it in, I get it I'm not going to win

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln48ts9TvH1qbclwd.gif

[T*]

Tom stop rubbing it in, I get it I'm not going to win

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln48ts9TvH1qbclwd.gif

thats what you get for taking sweden away from me, bitch. :smug:

[Amy Jade]

My Dressing Room
http://www.ruedigerbenedikt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/luxury-dressing-room.jpg

The Other Acts Dressing Rooms
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gxcoiLlnXv0/UAxEr_GQevI/AAAAAAAAEEc/23idahGs4Fg/s1600/IMG_2720.JPG

[Jay.]

thats what you get for taking sweden away from me, bitch. :smug:

There's a line about that in Sweden's song but you'll probably forget about it by act 17 </3

[kirklancaster]

My Dressing Room
http://www.ruedigerbenedikt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/luxury-dressing-room.jpg

The Other Acts Dressing Rooms
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gxcoiLlnXv0/UAxEr_GQevI/AAAAAAAAEEc/23idahGs4Fg/s1600/IMG_2720.JPG

:joker: Not me though - I'm in your dressing room, inside the 3rd wardrobe. :grin2:

[Tom4784]

My Dressing Room
http://www.ruedigerbenedikt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/luxury-dressing-room.jpg

The Other Acts Dressing Rooms
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gxcoiLlnXv0/UAxEr_GQevI/AAAAAAAAEEc/23idahGs4Fg/s1600/IMG_2720.JPG

That is Ms. Ammi Azalea's dressing room, go back to your cupboard under the stairs, bitch.

[Shaun]

ahh/ I HAVEN'T FOUND MY RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE PICTURES YET

[kirklancaster]

Year| Winner Performed
2000 |20th
2002 |23rd
2003 |04th
2004 | 10th
2005 | 19th
2006 | 17th
2007 | 17th
2008 |24th
2009 | 20th
2010 | 22nd
2011 | 19th
2012 | 17th
2013 | 18th
2014 | 11th

As you can see, the majority of winners have performed late into the show and you have a higher chance of success if you're #17 in ESC.

Thanks Tom.

[Livia]

My flag bearer on her way to invade and occupy the best dressing room...

http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Israeli-flag-dress.jpg

[Tom4784]

ahh/ I HAVEN'T FOUND MY RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE PICTURES YET

/ah.

Eurovision without Augustine and Rudolph is nothing but an abomination s0b.

[LukeB]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnr6cvDDj01qh6tn6.gif

[Jay.]

I would like to report that the Swedish entry has a bit of a cold/chest infection today so may not be up to scratch like usual. He's drugged up with cough syrup so we ask that you do not take this into consideration when voting. Thank you.

[Braden]

I can only apologise for not handing in my entry. I have a very incomplete song in my notes, as I have been extremely busy for the last 2 months.

I will be watching nonetheless. :love:

[Livia]

I can only apologise for not handing in my entry. I have a very incomplete song in my notes, as I have been extremely busy for the last 2 months.

I will be watching nonetheless. :love:

There will be a forfeit you understand, Braden.

[Braden]

There will be a forfeit you understand, Braden.

http://i.imgur.com/PZ63d0g.gif

[T*]

ahh/ I HAVEN'T FOUND MY RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE PICTURES YET

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/0e/86/65/4b/6f/e6/6c/d6/f4/66/8d/d2/06/5e/88/cb/IMG_7021.jpg
http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1242249012/310/2410310.jpg
http://en.ria.ru/images/17158/88/171588828.jpg
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Andrey+Malakhov+Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+HXo SzcGG3EDl.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PlJjyPeyq9w/0.jpg
http://windcarrot.users.photofile.ru/photo/windcarrot/95240653/large/107081901.jpg
http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Natalia+Vodianova+Andrey+Malakhov+Eurovision+a4QyN scn_rLl.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/getty/2009/05/13/DV_To_Getty_2728798_0_xxlarge.jpg

:love:

[Livia]

Let's hope Rudolph is wearing his heels tonight.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Ho, ho, how the hell has it been 6 months already?
IKR? It seems like only yesterday I was snorting coke off Conchita Wurst's tits.
She doesn't actually have breasts does she?
I'm not entirely sure it was her.
Sweet! Tonight, great This is Big Brother.com users, we see our very first Christmasvision Song Contest, in a spectacle already billed as "slightly offensive to Muslims"!
A bit like the reviews for our sex tape.
But before we take a look at this year's entries
*giggles*
Let's hear it for our introduction act - Shane Marshowan and Kizzy MacColl!

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[T*]

:amazed:
*cheers*

[Ammi]

...-fashionably late but perfectly timed-....

[Livia]

Ammz... x

So been looking forward to this...

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Ho, ho, how the hell has it been 6 months already?
IKR? It seems like only yesterday I was snorting coke off Conchita Wurst's tits.
She doesn't actually have breasts does she?
I'm not entirely sure it was her.
Sweet! Tonight, great This is Big Brother.com users, we see our very first Christmasvision Song Contest, in a spectacle already billed as "slightly offensive to Muslims"!
A bit like the reviews for our sex tape.
But before we take a look at this year's entries
*giggles*
Let's hear it for our introduction act - Shane Marshowan and Kizzy MacColl!

<3

[LukeB]

:amazed:

[Jay.]

yay :love:

[Niamh.]

Ready to judge you all :smug:

[Amy Jade]

Ready to judge you all :smug:

What's new? :hehe:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/vKNjAiP.png
"Fairytale of New TiBB" by Shane Marshowan & Kizzy MacColl
To the tune of...

j9jbdgZidu8

Key: Shane Marshowan sings in green, Kizzy MacColl sings in silver. When singing together, they are in purple.

It is 2009 on TiBB, and Marsh has been a member for a year. In this universe, he invites Kizzy to the forum. He sings, reminiscing.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the lounge thread
A boy, Scott, said to me,
"Wanna see my little one? :evilgrin:"
And then he sang a song
"I will be Mounting You"
I logged out straight away
And dreamed about you

Logged on at ten to one,
To see just how much fun that I'd been missing
This forum's full of news...
Saw Harry!'s Madonna posts
"I loved Hard Candy,"
Can't see how future TiBB
could be better, it's true.

[We're suddenly five years in the future - it is Christmas 2014 on TiBB. Kizzy has now settled in.]
They've got GIFs big as cliffs,
They've got signatures in gold,
But their music goes through you,
It's no place for the old
When I first registered on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised some Shahbaz fans waiting for me

You were posting
It was silly,
Scott wanted my willy,
Big Brother finished showing,
TiBB howled out for more.
Sticks' writing was swinging,
the Zetans were mudslinging.
We pissed on the mods' rules
Then spammed through the night

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase

[Kizzy sits down and reads a PM from a multi account]
"You're so dumb,
You're a ****,"
[Marsh has received one, too.]
"You're an embarrassment,
Living your whole life online,
step on a landmine."
[Kizzy and Marsh join together in defiance towards the childish little bitches]
"I don't know what's saddest,
The weaves or Rolf Harris."
[The Wealdstone Raider joins for this line]
Sorry you've got no fans
[He leaves, to a hero's applause]
"I pray God that you're banned."

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Still singing 'Super Bass'
And Ben was trying to
Watch the Amazing Race

[A dejected Marsh has taken his PMs and abuse to heart]
I could have been someone,
[Kizzy reassures him]
Now, don't you worry son,
You gave advice to me, when I first found you
I kept it with me, babe
I guess I should have known
Can't face TiBB all alone,
I've made great friends just like you.

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Now singing 'Sound and Vision'
And 'irrels' are singing
Out for Christmasvision

[Livia]

Ready to judge you all :smug:

Situation normal...

[Loukas]

Woo! :hello:
Literally just walked through my front door!

[Ammi]

Ammz... x

So been looking forward to this...

..hey ho..:love:...I'm looking forward to seeing the entry of the chosen people...



Ready to judge you all :smug:

..:smug:..

[Tom4784]

Sensational.

[T*]

:clap1: Fantastic <3

[Loukas]

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase

:amazed:

[LukeB]

slay :clap1:

[GypsyGoth]

A great opener for the show! Good work :worship:

[Jay.]

omg beautiful :laugh:

[Jack.]

Amazing :love:

[Livia]

Brilliant Shauny... x

[T*]

http://www.pouchuk.com/pouch/general/images/icons/iconFlagNorway.pngHere we go, Good luck guys! <3http://www.pouchuk.com/pouch/general/images/icons/iconFlagNorway.png

[Ammi]

...emotional lyrics, worthy of Joni Mitchell..:'(...

[Livia]

Yeah, good luck everyone x

[Shaun]

i2VqpokXW-s

[Ammi]

..good luck all..:love:.. I know there will be some fabulous entries...

[Mokka]

WoW... just... Wow Shaun

:clap1:

[Jay.]

omg tom as if you made that omg

[Drew.]

That intro video is pretty cool

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant Shaun.

[T*]

omg tom as if you made that omg

That intro video is pretty cool

:love:

[Benjamin]

Just back in time from work :amazed:

[Shaun]

“TiBB Baby - Sven Sleigh”

This year, Swedish singer Sven Sleigh was chosen to perform and represent the people of Sweden! Unfortunately, we blew our budget during the previous Eurovision and ran out of funds to hire a good performer. But nonetheless the Swedish people are behind this cool new singer. He previously performed on the Swedish Idol and literally blew away the judges - so prepare to be amazed!

Stage and costume design
Sven Sleigh is wearing an outfit designed at Sweden Fashion Week. Alongside him, the dancers perform ballet of the highest calibre. What a performance it will be!

http://i.imgur.com/kpPzSe2.jpg

Music video and song choice
Alongside Sven Sleigh, we hired TiBB's Scott's fav, Rose McGowan to create a unforgettable music video, that just wow’d the people of Sweden! Sven Sleigh performs his debut single, a parody of Eartha Kitt’s original ‘Santa Baby’ - so sit back and enjoy and let Sven Sleigh get you in the Christmas spirit!

LAuv2tpiLPo

TiBB Baby - Lyrics

TiBB Baby, what a year on TiBB it has been, for me.
All my posts have been top notch, TiBB baby,
So please let this song slay you tonight.

Josy baby, I first thought you were male,
Like Lee.
I have no idea why,
Josy baby, don’t worry I know different now!

Think of all the drama I've missed,
Think of all the weaves that were pressed.
Next year I could sing just as good,
If you’ll give this song a chance.

Scott baby, you know that you love me.
My xtube channel gets so many hits,
because of you,
Scott baby, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Liam honey, there is just one thing I have to say,
Noel Edmonds is bae,
Blobby can suck a D.
Liam honey, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Cal cutie, legit who is she?
Nikki.
Beyoncé is mighty fine,
Cal cutie, please let this song slay you tonight.

Come and sing this song along with me,
Sorry there is not enough time to mention all of you.
I’ll love your song,
If you just love mine.

Tom baby, oop one last little thing,
As I sing,
Sorry you didn’t get Sweden x
Tom baby, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Hurry and be slain tonight.
Hurry, tonight.

[Loukas]

:clap1:

[Ammi]

...ughh, I can't get it up...was that your entry, Tom..?..

[T*]

...ughh, I can't get it up...was that your entry, Tom..?..

No, I designed 23 Postcards to be shown before each act :love: It was for Jay's act in Sweden

[LukeB]

:clap1: well done

[T*]

and also Jay :love: :laugh: :clap2:

[GypsyGoth]

Good work :love:

[Drew.]

Great start

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Livia]

Excellent Jay.

[Jay.]

omg thank you so much for all the praise x
it was a privilege being here tonight

http://media.giphy.com/media/8xOLf7iywEycg/giphy.gif

*gets pushed off of stage*

[Ammi]

...lovely, Jay..:love:..well done...

[Benjamin]

:clap1:

Well done Jay

[Amy Jade]

Intro song and postcard videos are outstanding! fantastic job guys!

[Liam-]

*shuffles to my seat*

Sorry I'm late, good work Jay :clap1:

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Jay.]

omg guys stop it, it was only a work of art

http://brycechristian.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/oprah_fakelaugh.gif

[Benjamin]

Oh, I missed the postcards, Grand effort as always Tom.

[Niamh.]

Well done Jay :love:

[Shaun]

cNf98XnbqIA

[T*]

Oh, I missed the postcards, Grand effort as always Tom.

:lovedup:

[Loukas]

Cal cutie, legit who is she?
Nikki.
Beyoncé is mighty fine,
Cal cutie, please let this song slay you tonight.

:clap1: :clap1: