The Winner of TiBB Christmasvision is...um...me!

[Ammi]

..she was only looking for her potato, Tom..:fist:...that was excellent, Tom..:flutter:..

[Niamh.]

A song about Ireland, good work Tom :douf:

[Benjamin]

Tom, lol. ;love:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

Good work Tom :love:

[Shaun]

aside from me thinking of "Boy is a Bottom" the entire time, it was fantastic :love: (I've never actually heard Girl on Fire properly, just BIAB about 50 times)

[Shaun]

_Lcv-bkvT6w

[Benjamin]

aside from me thinking of "Boy is a Bottom" the entire time, it was fantastic :love: (I've never actually heard Girl on Fire properly, just BIAB about 50 times)

Lol I had that I had in my head too

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/EzfMHWo.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant Tom. Really great job.

[Ammi]

..that's a bit small, Tom...

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/86HSkUl.jpg


QK8mJJJvaes



Gift Bop

Hey Santa Clause, can we go gift giving??

Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho


Santa gonna deliver some toys
Always has plenty left in his sack
He-he-he flying, on his amazing sleigh
Santa is just awesome


Dressed in all red, cept fuzzy fringe of white on his threads
Got his fluffy white beard, reindeer next to him
If the kids were awake, he’d be turning some heads
He’s pimping like he’s jesus with a donkey.
Flying, checking list to see naughty and nice
Rudolf’s nose it shows him the way, a moment to pause
Stylin, with his boots, they don’t slip on the ice.
He’s like the white Doctor Dre, sees Misses Claus
(kisssss)
Under the mistletoe, hands him a gift (magic)
Over his back with his sack, then onto his sleigh
With his elves wearing moccasins, and furry green hats
Flying high, his reindeer needin the oxygen,
But hey, they’re magic, no gravity,
Going through the night like a Halloween witch.
This weather making Santa smile, carols below also making Santa smile
Decorations and trees brighten cities and towns
(Like new) with his beard and his transport, couldn't get any hipper,
That’s the truth, on the rooftop he jiggin
Nothing untoward, he has your reward,
For delivering gifts he’s got the world record
Now snow, soft snow,the night gone chiller
This xmas campaign unhindered by forty below,
His crew neva stressed, they always mellow
Santa is just a damn cool fellow


Santa gonna deliver some toys
Always has plenty left in his sack
He-he-he flying, on his amazing sleigh
Santa is just awesome

Santa gonna deliver some toys
Always has plenty left in his sack
He-he-he flying, on his amazing sleigh
Santa is just awesome


Santa know all about zooming in his flying toboggan
He know all bout wrapping, and ribbons for boxing
He bringing, bringing all the parcels like baggage
There in a flash dunking gifts like a basketball lay up.
Like your grandad, 'cept he’ll get you tickets to a concert
Cause Santa knows your likes from your tshirt
To every wish he’ll fulfill that’s for certain
Even for your family, no need to mention
Your granny, your aunty, your mommy, your mammy
He’ll get them all gifts, even the one in Miami, get her a gas cooker
Get your dad new socks, he’ll be quite the looker
Or if he likes to drive, another trucker
Santa don’t do it for a smoochie, it’s xmas eve night
He’s like, to our needs he’s alert
His altruistic nature is just a tradition
His reward is happiness besides and xmas tree (lit)
He don’t like when they throw a fit
Not getting what they want, it’s christmas
Time for family and hope
Not an occasion to be a jealous dope
So be good if you don’t want a piece of coal in an envelope
From this red fat bearded pope
Red fat bearded pope


(Goodwill and peace to all. Yeah!!)


Santa gonna deliver some toys
Always has plenty left in his sack
He-he-he flying, on his amazing sleigh
Santa is just awesome

He wears fatman’s red clothes
Chocolate ones are edible
Got beard from a bushy goat
He’ll be on time if clear or snowed

He wears fatman’s red clothes
Chocolate ones are edible
Got beard from a bushy goat
He’ll be on time if clear or snowed

Santa gonna deliver some toys
Always has plenty left in his sack
He-he-he flying, on his amazing sleigh
Santa is just awesome


(Is that really from a bushy goat?)


------------------------

original lyrics
Hey, Macklemore! Can we go thrift shopping?

What, what, what, what... [many times]

Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]

[Hook:]
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is ****ing awesome

[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big cock!"
I'm so pumped about some **** from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But ****, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, **** it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style,
No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in her stuntin'
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in that section (Uptons)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that mother****er
The built-in onesie with the socks on that mother****er
I hit the party and they stop in that mother****er
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (****)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (****)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get girls from a brand and you hella won't
Man you hella won't

(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)

[Hook]

[Bridge:]
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I wear your granddad's clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat)
From that thrift shop down the road (let's go)

[Hook]

Is that your grandma's coat?

[T*]

:clap1: Tom.

lmao Tom :clap1:

Good god, some of those pictures.. But great job Tom

Great work Tom

:clap1:

..she was only looking for her potato, Tom..:fist:...that was excellent, Tom..:flutter:..

A song about Ireland, good work Tom :douf:

Tom, lol. ;love:

:laugh2:

Good work Tom :love:

aside from me thinking of "Boy is a Bottom" the entire time, it was fantastic :love: (I've never actually heard Girl on Fire properly, just BIAB about 50 times)

Brilliant Tom. Really great job.
Thanks guys <3

[kirklancaster]

..that's a bit small, Tom...

:joker::joker:

[T*]

Always has plenty left in his sack
i'm glad santa went against his vasectomy :joker:

Love this Claudia <3 <3 :love: :clap1:

[Loukas]

:laugh:

[Drew.]

Gypsy :love: great job

[Benjamin]

Hahaha Claudia :clap1:

I see what you mean by the substantial verses, good work pulling that off :worship:

[Ammi]

Santa is just a damn cool fellow


...inspired as always Claudia, award winning lyrics...:lovedup:...

[LukeB]

well done Gypsy :love: loved it!

[Shaun]

#GypsyGothfortheMOBOs

[Livia]

LOL Gyps... Inspired and insane in equal quantities. I loved it... having a little bop here

[Jack.]

Amazing :love:

[Tom4784]

:clap2:

[Shaun]

prVXhOqKkkI

[Liam-]

Excellent work Thomas and Gypsy :clap2:

[Niamh.]

Brilliant Claudia :love:

[Benjamin]

Shaun I'm glad you did a Xmas version of this, I am loving these.

[Loukas]

:D that was great GypsyGoth!

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks y'all :kiss:

[T*]

Shaun I'm glad you did a Xmas version of this, I am loving these.

[2]

[Shaun]

Country-Spain
Artist-Fabio Lopez
Song-Step into Tibb Lounge
Backing dancers http://youtu.be/92vdZ6uI7bU
Backing track- http://youtu.be/1cDJX5pJhoA
Fabio in his outfit- http://fotodes.ru/upload/img1354399769.jpg



Welcome to my Pissed up song
I'd like to say **** you for this year
So I'm sending you pound shop card
To say it's nice to have a beer
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
Oh step into Tibb lounge with me

Step into TIBB
Let's join Ammi
We can watch LukeB and Liam disagree forever and ever
Eat, drink and be Thirsty with Scott
Come along with me
Step into TIBB Lounge with me

Take care in all you do when your alone with Glenn
And keep smiling through off season
If we can help to entertain you
Oh Shaun will find the ways
So merry Christmas one and all
There's no place I'd rather be
Than asking you if you'd
Step into Tibb Lounge with me.

Step into Tibb lounge
Let's join together
We can watch Scott being thirsty forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Tibb lounge with me
Oh oh oh
La la la la

[AnnieK]

I'm so behind with this as I'm trying to wrap presents but these have all been amazing :clap1:

[LukeB]

:joker: Jack, well done :clap2:

[Jack.]

:umm2: it's so bad. I'm sorry everyone :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Aw I like that, who's is it?

[Ammi]

..the lyrics fit perfectly, Jack...a great song..:love:..

[Drew.]

Well done Jack

[Jay.]

Well done Jack! :clap1:

[Ammi]

Aw I like that, who's is it?
..Jack F...

[AnnieK]

:clap2:

[Ammi]

I'm so behind with this as I'm trying to wrap presents but these have all been amazing :clap1:

..I had a peek in mine before you wrapped it...

[Loukas]

Good Job!! :D

[T*]

:love: :clap1:

[Shaun]

YYjPS8njzv8

[Amy Jade]

I've not seen a bad entry so far

[Niamh.]

..Jack F...


Thanks

Love it Jack

[Livia]

I sang that out loud... I definitely don't have the X Factor.

Well done Jack

[AnnieK]

..I had a peek in mine before you wrapped it...

I hope you love it :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

Good going Jack :love:

[Shaun]

this vt :lovedup:

[kirklancaster]

Goth - really brilliant. I loved it.

[LukeB]

United Kingdom - AnnieK
Ireland - Jessica
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lapland - Drew

[Shaun]

England's Entry is an Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs

Sung by The Chavmaster

http://www.chavometer.com/wp-content/themes/chavometer/images/header-image.png

To the tune of:

lkFP0VwpPRY



Here's a tale are you listening
about the boys who are whistelin'
at the ugly, mean girls with their cheap dyed curls
walking in a winter wonderland

down the pub their a moochin'
a pint a dance
a bit o' smoochin'
a grope at the bar going, going not too far
walking in a winter wonderland

In the toilets all the boys are writing
swear words that begin with F and C
In the ladies they're comparing sizes
and they always take their friend to have a pee!

Drinking Ale, rum and cider
cheeky girl sat beside you
It won't be too long
before she's swinging her thong
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking home after drinking
Bag o' chips. arms a linkin'
he's looking frisky and red
but he'll pass out in bed
walking in a winter wonderland

In the garden they have built a snowman
they did it fast, infact it was a race!
they stuffed the carrot somewhere up behind him...
that wiped the smile completely off his face!

Now it's time to say goodbye then..
And we'll explain just o' why then..
we're so happy tonight..
cos we're singing this ****e..
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland

[T*]

this vt :lovedup:

<3

[Benjamin]

Oh 4 left?

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Well done Jack.

[LukeB]

Annie :clap1: good job :love:

[Drew.]

Annie :lovedup:

[LukeB]

Oh 4 left?

Yeah :)

[Ammi]

..:joker:...Annie, that's brilliant..:lovedup:..

[Tom4784]

Yaas Annie.

[GypsyGoth]

Dean Martin has such a velvety voice.


Good work Annie :D :love:

[Loukas]

:joker: loved it!

[T*]

:clap1:

[Shaun]

I think it's a bit rude to write a song about Drew without asking him first, but otherwise a cracking effort :clap1:

[Livia]

Annie... LOL... Brilliant.

[Niamh.]

Love that Annie :worship:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Brilliant, :joker: Funny, and true. Well penned Annie.

[AnnieK]

:blush: thank you :love:

[Shaun]

THOMAS WHERE IS THE IRISH VT http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lo5_6GOsBAc/TEkFGjM829I/AAAAAAAAAq8/MlUAXC5gZa0/s320/Z1aaxojr.jpg

[Benjamin]

:worry:

[T*]

thomas where is the irish vt http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lo5_6gosbac/tekfgjm829i/aaaaaaaaaq8/mluaxc5gza0/s320/z1aaxojr.jpg

it should be in the playlist

[Raph]

I think it's a bit rude to write a song about Drew without asking him first, but otherwise a cracking effort :clap1:

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I have Hungary but no Ireland :worry:

[Livia]

THOMAS WHERE IS THE IRISH VT http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lo5_6GOsBAc/TEkFGjM829I/AAAAAAAAAq8/MlUAXC5gZa0/s320/Z1aaxojr.jpg

It's all going tits up in the control room. It's like real Eurovision...

[Benjamin]

Oh my post didn't send. Well done, Annie, representing the UK :love:

[T*]

I uploaded it omg, let me check

[Ammi]

...after the gin we've had, Ireland and Hungary look the same...

[T*]

S-8Nlm2rkKo

[T*]

idk why it wasnt in the playlist

[Shaun]

It's all going tits up in the control room. It's like real Eurovision...

EVERYTHING'S FINE http://lanaboards.com/public/style_emoticons/default/ahhney.gif PLEASE ENJOY AN INTERVAL

zudT4fu5cjc

[Shaun]

oh nvm Ireland now exists, Niamh will be glad

[Loukas]

Alaska :love:

[Shaun]

PIh2xe4jnpk
To the tune of Magic! - Rude

Artist - Agnes Murphy

http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/5368814/preview/stock-footage--years-old-homeless-woman-sitting-on-the-bench-in-a-cold-autumn-day.jpg

Song title - Feel My Hand

'Feel My Hand' by Agnes Murphy

---- The stage begins completely dark, then street lights appear on the screen in the background as the stage begins to brighten, there is a racially diverse band dressed in winter gear at the front left, in the centre of the stage Agnes is sitting on a bench with a woman of similar age and appearance, the other woman is wearing a purple glittery snow suit and generic rainbow patterned hat, scarf and mittens, as the camera zooms in on the two figures Agnes stands up and begins to sing----

I went to the bus stop to travel to work
and met my friend Mary ----Agnes points at the other woman on the bench----
then I noticed her mittens
and began to feel dreary
I asked her if she had any to spare
but expected her reaction
"you must be joking, I have none to share!"

----
The woman on the bench shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head
http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Shoulder-shrug-old-lady.jpg
----


----
Agnes sits at a desk situated right of the bench every time she sings this chorus
she rubs her hands together while singing

----
Would you turn the heating up a few degrees?
It's Winter now, do you want us to freeze?
I know this office building is climate controlled
but this morning at the bus stop I was stuck in the cold

C'mover and feel my hand
It's the only way you'll understand
C'mover and feel my hand
It's purple, isn't it?

FEEL MY HAND
----
Each time she says "feel my hand", she points her hand in the direction of a different band member
----
The hairs are standing up
FEEL MY HAND
I should've worn gloves today
FEEL MY HAND
Just touch it for a second
C'mover and feel my
HAND

----
Some of the band members remove their winter gear to reveal smart office wear underneath, they stand behind Agnes's desk and sway as she sings, a short Eastern-European woman slowly pushes a mop bucket in a circle to the left of the desk

http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1397656/152082425/stock-photo-poor-elderly-woman-of-eastern-europe-152082425.jpg
----

I arrived at the office and looked all around
For someone to chat to
I needed to talk about my mistake
and why I feel so blue
Then I spotted Weronika
who cleans the bathrooms for us
I don't think she understood me
she chuckled and said "no need to fuss"

----

Would you turn the heating up a few degrees?
It's Winter now, do you want us to freeze?
I know this office building is climate controlled
but this morning at the bus stop I was stuck in the cold

C'mover and feel my hand
It's the only way you'll understand
C'mover and feel my hand
It's purple, isn't it?

FEEL MY HAND
The hairs are standing up
FEEL MY HAND
I should've worn gloves today
FEEL MY HAND
Just touch it for a second
C'mover and feel my
HAND
HAND

----

Would you turn the heating up a few degrees?
It's Winter now, do you want us to freeze?
I know this office building is climate controlled
but this morning at the busstop I was stuck in the cold

C'mover and feel my hand
It's the only way you'll understand
C'mover and feel my hand
It's purple, isn't it?

FEEL MY HAND
The hairs are standing up
FEEL MY HAND
I should've worn gloves today
FEEL MY HAND
Just touch it for a second

C'mover and feel my
HAND

C'mover and feel my
HAND

C'mover and feel my
HAND


----
The stage begins to dim slowly as the music fades and a pair of mittens falls from the ceiling and lands at Agnes's feet, she looks at the camera and does one of those smiles with a sparkle on her front tooth, then the stage fades to complete darkness
----

[T*]

omg :laugh2:

[LukeB]

Jessica :joker:

[Shaun]

....only tibb eurovision :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..another incredible entry from Ireland...Jess..(if you're watching..)...simply superb..:love:...

[Loukas]

Agnes Murphy :love:

:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

I don't think Niamh should be able to judge and perform at the same time tbh.

[Benjamin]

I don't think Niamh should be able to judge and perform at the same time tbh.

:joker:

[T*]

I don't think Niamh should be able to judge and perform at the same time tbh.

:laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Brilliant Jess :love:

[LukeB]

- Taylor Swift Sues Pizzanalio for turning her song into a song about killers and deaths =

[Shaun]

ohYCAdeL-i4

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Wow - I really loved this Jessica.

[Niamh.]

:laugh;

[Shaun]

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*

[T*]

I learnt that Leichenstein was a field whilst doing the postcards

[Benjamin]

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*



LOL God love Liechtenstein :joker:

[Niamh.]

I don't think Niamh should be able to judge and perform at the same time tbh.


That's 2 songs I've hijacked now :smug;

[Drew.]

*every other VT has massive landmarks and gorgeous climates*

*here's a couple of semi-detacheds in Liechtenstein*

:joker:

[Shaun]

The Lick Tongue Steinians – Come On Santa

http://i.imgur.com/nKjFNa2.jpg?1


rr1DSgjhRqE


It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m dancing in the shower
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s not dry season

It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m grindin’ on my scourer
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s gonna get eaten


I’ve learnt to let Santa get right deep in there
With this Christmas pudding let him lick it out
Get him so drunk on Irish whisky and Gin, yeah
let him, Ooh Laa, get these big presents out
And while he’s busy doing what he does best down there
I don’t care if I give him some of my clap
Make my lips shake with your bearded suave, your’re on it
This time of year and pleasure is so ****in’ perfect


It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m dancing in the shower
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, cure my dry season

It’s snowing down in the yard and I’m grinding on my scourer
Santa’s on his merry way, mama told me to clean my flower
Shaving my cho-cha, come on Santa
Shaving my cho-cha, it’s gonna get eaten

kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, come unwrap me, yes?
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, make me scream yes
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, come unwrap me, yes?
kiss it, whip it, lick my lips, make me scream yes

http://i.imgur.com/XxqWpI4.jpg?1

Oh my gosh he tickles me with his beard when he’s in there
I tell myself to calm it down before I cum
I need to make sure he has enough Gin there
as I create the perfect ****ing distraction

I feel a fire burn through my complexion
He watches me busy at work
I’ve got a discotheque in my panties just for you
and it’s the same every single year

Santa please take me to the yard it’s reached that longing hour
Santa come here baby boy you know I hold the power
Craving my cho-cha, cum on Santa
Craving my cho-cha, it’s not dry season

Santa please take me in the yard it’s reached that final hour
Santa come here you beast you know I hold the power
Craving my cho-cha, cum on Santa
Craving my cho-cha, it’s monsoon season


Take me in the yard,
Mmmm,
Me in the yard,
Oh.
Haha
Oh, me in the yard.

http://i.imgur.com/vGzGGJj.png?1

[Loukas]

OMG :laugh3:

http://i.imgur.com/vGzGGJj.png?1

[T*]

I CANT BREATHE
THE PICS OMFg

[Jay.]

omfg brilliant :laugh:

[T*]

i am dead :clap2:

[LukeB]

omg my fav eurovision song :love:

but :joker: :laugh3: ben :clap1:

[T*]

conchita hew

[Liam-]

Dead, literally dead omfg :laugh2:

[Drew.]

Jesus christ those pictures :joker: Turtle >>>

[Shaun]

I'm actually stunned at how close to the actual words these lyrics are

[Ammi]

..:laugh:..great entry, well done Ben...

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/vGzGGJj.png?1

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent

[T*]

me when i have no covers in the middle of the night
http://i.imgur.com/XxqWpI4.jpg?1

[Benjamin]

Took me a while to get this down to a tee, I listened to this song so ****ing much to get it :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Outstanding Ben :laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

I'm feeling disturbed...

[Drew.]

I can't contest with that

[Niamh.]

I need that gin again for my eyes :shocked:

[Shaun]

TvTo-4A_2UY

[Livia]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kTw-JFJup2A/UNQP0IEwE6I/AAAAAAAAD6w/WrkKGpq6zuc/s1600/Shocked+Cat.jpg

[Liam-]

Every entry has been amazing :worry:

[T*]

Lapland has a pretty postcard, I was very impressed doing it :flutter:

[Shaun]

that song was so distressing Livia now cannot communicate in BBcode

[Ammi]

I need that gin again for my eyes :shocked:

..:laugh:..I just used the last of it, sorry...

[LukeB]

:clap1: Ben using my favourite Eurovision song :love:

[Shaun]

Father Christmas Brown – Unloyal (Santas Hoe) Feat. Easy 17 & Swade

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2011/126/3/9/lapland_grunge_flag_by_elthalen-d3fp7s8.jpg

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[Verse 1 – Easy 17]

Used to come home late night
He knew that something wasn’t right
Whilst he was out in his sleigh out of sight
Ms Claus was getting helicoptered by an Elf that’s tight, oh
Hoe, got some nerve
Santa Claus ain’t so smart
When she rather have a dwarf
Treat him like a winch
When she rather have a Grinch
That’s just the way the hoes go
She always loved a massive sack, not his sack, oh
Hoe, got some nerve
He all about her, She not about him
She doing all her wrapping, non for him
He come back and she still picking up her clothes

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 2 – Christmas Brown]

Wheres that witch
No more playing on my bells
Stay away from my turkey
Can’t have either, don’t care which
Got her favourite present a couple of kitties
They ain’t coming back with me
So mad I’m smoking marijuana
Nobody seen this before, a drugged Santa
She wanna do elves, drink port, sing carols
No sleeping with Kris Kringle
She gonna be all over the papers

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 3 – Christmas Brown]

Her mince pies taste fruity
Not made them for me, just my little helpers
Always getting snubbed
Alone in my grotto
I know, hoe, Bed so cold even Jack Frost has done you
That’s a no-no, hoe
Gold, frankincense and myrrh
Nothing good enough for you

[Bridge – Christmas Brown]

Where’s that witch
No more playing on my bells
Stay away from my turkey
Can’t have either, don’t care which

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 4 – Swade]

Spoilt old trout
Gingerbread house eaten up like a digger
She even getting bigger
Pie, Christmas cake, who knows whats next
Took a trip to the bedroom, found an elf G String
Ha, think the girls in Liverpool get around
You should see what it is like in Lapland yeah
Okay, she wants my attention like im caddying
Sorting out the stockings like I’m a librarian
Goodwill to all, especially in the North Pole
Candy Cane, My sugar check
All kids want is some new tech
Mrs Claus you’re no longer a chick
Man I wouldn’t trust that bitch
No

[Verse 5 – Christmas Brown]

Hop on, Hope on, Claus
Now I’m dumping
Hoe, you’ll get nothing
When I call her, She gon’ leave
And I bet that bottom dollar she gon’ cheat
Hop on, Hop on, Claus
Now I’m dumping
Hoe, you’ll get nothing
Just take your gingerbread with ya
Don’t forget your stocking

[Hook – Christmas Brown x2]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

http://image.thehothits.com/608x456/Jingle_Ball_2013_Miley_Cyrus_Twerking_Santa_608x45 6.jpg

[Ammi]

..Drew closing the show for Lapland...:amazed:..

[Loukas]

amazing!!!

'So mad I’m smoking marijuana
Nobody seen this before, a drugged Santa'

:worship:

[LukeB]

well done Drew :clap1:

[T*]

i dont like chris brown but this is great :love: :clap2:

[kirklancaster]

:worship: I fecking loved it - despite the filthy lyrics:hehe: Brilliant Ben.

[Tom4784]

Exquisite.

[Liam-]

Amazing :clap2:

[Ammi]

...hahahaha...simping it up...wow, Drew...stunning..:flutter:...and you just wrote it this afternoon..:amazed:..

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: You smashed it Drew. Brilliant.

[Livia]

Excellent Drew

[Drew.]

Thanks guys :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Fantastic end to the show, brilliant work Drew :lovedup:

[Raph]

Well done, Drew!

[LukeB]

This has been amazing :amazed:
I loved everyones entries, you all should be proud of yourselfs
I thought i could never write a song :laugh: it took me an hour to write mine

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
And on that note, TiBB Christmasvision 2014 comes to an end.
[stock joke about coming and ends here]
Our therapist says you need to try more, sweetie.
Like you care, I know you've been screwing her.
Below are the voting instructions for your winner of the very first Christmasvision Song Contest. Over the next 24 hours, Shaun will actually get around to designing a new award for the bloody thing, and whilst he does that-
-yeah alright Shakespeare. You can all vote overnight. Get the point?
Thank you, Augustine.

#1 - Sweden - Jay. - "TiBB Baby" by Sven Sleigh (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432860&postcount=229)
#2 - Greece - AmyJade - "Twenty Fourteen" by Mitzeeee Montrisse (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432889&postcount=254)
#3 - Italy - LukeB - "Horror Movies" by Pizzanolio (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432910&postcount=275)
#4 - Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - "All I Want for Christmas" by the Chingle Chingles (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432947&postcount=303)
#5 - Israel - Livia - "Reasons to be Cheerful" by Ian Jewry and the Schlockheads (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432979&postcount=334)
#6 - The Netherlands - Loukas - "Pick up the Snow" by Kristina van der Sneeuw (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433008&postcount=358)
#7 - Iceland - Who is She? - "Josy" by Beyonsleigh (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433034&postcount=376)
#8 - France - kirklancaster - "Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433076&postcount=413)
#9 - Malta - Shaun - "Ban Ban (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)" by Josy J (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433120&postcount=444)
#10 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Mods Help the Members" by Ammi Azalea (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433160&postcount=467)
#11 - Norway - Tom! - "Ireland" by Shaniqua (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433198&postcount=487)
#12 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Gift Bop" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433235&postcount=511)
#13 - Spain - JackF - "Step Into TiBBland" by Fabio Lopez (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433276&postcount=531)
#14 - United Kingdom - AnnieK - "An Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs" by the Chavmaster (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433315&postcount=553)
#15 - Ireland - Jessica - "Feel my Hand" by Agnes Murphy (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433378&postcount=584)
#16 - Liechtenstein - Benjamin - "Come On Santa" by the Lick Tongue Steinians (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433440&postcount=603)
#17 - Lapland - Drew. - "Unloyal (Santa's Hoe)" by Father Christmas Brown (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433489&postcount=628)

OK. I can now exit 'Eurovision Presenter' mode. Here's how to vote:

JUDGES
Niamh, Ammi, LucasMichael, LiamPRW and I will rank all 17 of the entries in order of preference. Can you four all PM me before tomorrow evening please :D
Judges - I implore you - please rank these songs from top to bottom in order of creativity, effort, ingenuity and starpower.

URRY1 ELSE
Following in the footsteps of TiBB Eurovision 2014, somehow the first year for me to try it, we'll be using the actual Eurovision voting format. Everyone - including those who've submitted a song - can vote for 10 favourite songs using this form:

12pts (favourite)
10pts (second favourite, so on)
8pts
7pts
6pts
5pts
4pts
3pts
2pts
1pt

It goes without saying that if you've submitted a song, you cannot vote for yourself :tongue:

And that's it! The results will hopefully take place in the early evening tomorrow. Let's aim for 6pm.

[Ammi]

..and thank you Shaun and also Tom..you both did a great job....:love:..

[Benjamin]

Drew, great closing song: :love:

[Niamh.]

Brilliant Drew

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
[b]And on that note, TiBB Christmasvision 2014 comes to an end.
[stock joke about coming and ends here]
Our therapist says you need to try more, sweetie.
Like you care, I know you've been screwing her.
Below are the voting instructions for your winner of the very first Christmasvision Song Contest. Over the next 24 hours, Shaun will actually get around to designing a new award for the bloody thing, and whilst he does that-
-yeah alright Shakespeare. You can all vote overnight. Get the point?
Thank you, Augustine.

#1 - Sweden - Jay. - "TiBB Baby" by Sven Sleigh (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432860&postcount=229)
#2 - Greece - AmyJade - "Twenty Fourteen" by Mitzeeee Montrisse (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432889&postcount=254)
#3 - Italy - LukeB - "Horror Movies" by Pizzanolio (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432910&postcount=275)
#4 - Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - "All I Want for Christmas" by the Chingle Chingles (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432947&postcount=303)
#5 - Israel - Livia - "Reasons to be Cheerful" by Ian Jewry and the Schlockheads (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7432979&postcount=334)
#6 - The Netherlands - Loukas - "Pick up the Snow" by Kristina van der Sneeuw (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433008&postcount=358)
#7 - Iceland - Who is She? - "Josy" by Beyonsleigh (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433034&postcount=376)
#8 - France - kirklancaster - "Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433076&postcount=413)
#9 - Malta - Shaun - "Ban Ban (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)" by Josy J (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433120&postcount=444)
#10 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Mods Help the Members" by Ammi Azalea (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433160&postcount=467)
p=7433198&postcount=487]#11 - Ireland - Tom! - "Ireland" by Shaniqua (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?#12 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Gift Bop" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?[/B)
#13 - Spain - JackF - "Step Into TiBBland" by Fabio Lopez (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433276&postcount=531)
#14 - United Kingdom - AnnieK - "An Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs" by the Chavmaster (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433315&postcount=553)
#15 - Ireland - Jessica - "Feel my Hand" by Agnes Murphy (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433378&postcount=584)
#16 - Liechtenstein - Benjamin - "Come On Santa" by the Lick Tongue Steinians (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433440&postcount=603)
#17 - Lapland - Drew. - "Unloyal (Santa's Hoe)" by Father Christmas Brown (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433489&postcount=628)

OK. I can now exit 'Eurovision Presenter' mode. Here's how to vote:

JUDGES
Niamh, Ammi, LucasMichael, LiamPRW and I will rank all 17 of the entries in order of preference. Can you four all PM me before tomorrow evening please :D
Judges - I implore you - please rank these songs from top to bottom in order of creativity, effort, ingenuity and starpower.

URRY1 ELSE
Following in the footsteps of TiBB Eurovision 2014, somehow the first year for me to try it, we'll be using the actual Eurovision voting format. Everyone - including those who've submitted a song - can vote for 10 favourite songs using this form:



It goes without saying that if you've submitted a song, you cannot vote for yourself :tongue:

And that's it! The results will hopefully take place in the early evening tomorrow. Let's aim for 6pm.

NORWAY IS OUTRAGED
we are not ireland

[Ammi]

..I'll do my votes in the morning because I'm going to read them all again...

[LukeB]

good luck everyone :love:

[T*]

..and thank you Shaun and also Tom..you both did a great job....:love:..

:blush2: :love:

[Shaun]

NORWAY IS OUTRAGED
we are not ireland

that's what you get for misplacing Ireland :fist:

[T*]

what if someone votes me and it goes to ireland
HELP

[Niamh.]

Great job Shaun, I'll do my ranking tomorrow because I want to listen to them again before I decide

[T*]

that's what you get for misplacing Ireland :fist:

:hmph:

[Livia]

Thanks Shaun, and Tom... x

[Raph]

Can we vote if we didn't submit a song, Shaun?

[Liam-]

I'll get my votes to you tomorrow Shaun, i have to relive them all before i make my decision :love:

[kirklancaster]

Sincerely - the talented people on this forum amazes me.

I've been watching quick vids on You Tube because (being older than Moses) I didn't know some of these - which is why I've been playing catch up with some of my responses - but these have all been exceptional. Well done everybody, and I can't wait for the next one.

Special thanks to Shaun and Tom.

[T*]

Can we vote if we didn't submit a song, Shaun?

yes

[Benjamin]

Well done all, great songs from all :clap1:

[Tom4784]

That was fun, thank you Shaun and Tom for your hard work and well done to everyone involved for such a good bunch of entries :clap1:

[Drew.]

That was great fun, thanks for doing this one off version for Christmas Bugsy

[Loukas]

Well Done Shaun!! Well presented!!
Good Luck Everyone!!!
Vote The Netherlands!!!
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/Soccer%20World%20Cup/SoccerNetherlandsFlagSmiley.gif

quick fact about my act, Sneeuw is dutch for snow :wavey:

[Amy Jade]

Well done to everyone who submitted an entry, I have enjoyed reading everyones efforts a bunch and Tom your videos were awesome.

Well presented Shaun xx

[T*]

Thanks Shaun, and Tom... x

Sincerely - the talented people on this forum amazes me.

I've been watching quick vids on You Tube because (being older than Moses) I didn't know some of these - which is why I've been playing catch up with some of my responses - but these have all been exceptional. Well done everybody, and I can't wait for the next one.

Special thanks to Shaun and Tom.

That was fun, thank you Shaun and Tom for your hard work and well done to everyone involved for such a good bunch of entries :clap1:
Thank you! :love:

And also a massive massive thanks to Shaun, i've had a blast :love:

[Marsh.]

Ben
I ask for youth
Marsh
I ask for friends
Tom
I ask for someone to PLEASE play my game

:joker:

:unsure:

[T*]

Well done to everyone who submitted an entry, I have enjoyed reading everyones efforts a bunch and Tom your videos were awesome.

Well presented Shaun xx

:love:

[Shaun]

Can we vote if we didn't submit a song, Shaun?

Yeah of course :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Voted, good luck y'all :love:

Thanks for running it Shaun :kiss: and I loved the postcard vids Tom :flutter:

[T*]

Voted, good luck y'all :love:

Thanks for running it Shaun :kiss: and I loved the postcard vids Tom :flutter:

:hug: :love:
Thank you Neighbor Finland! <3

[Black Dagger]

I shall judge credibly when sending in my votes xo.

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/vKNjAiP.png
"Fairytale of New TiBB" by Shane Marshowan & Kizzy MacColl
To the tune of...

j9jbdgZidu8

Key: Shane Marshowan sings in green, Kizzy MacColl sings in silver. When singing together, they are in purple.

It is 2009 on TiBB, and Marsh has been a member for a year. In this universe, he invites Kizzy to the forum. He sings, reminiscing.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the lounge thread
A boy, Scott, said to me,
"Wanna see my little one? :evilgrin:"
And then he sang a song
"I will be Mounting You"
I logged out straight away
And dreamed about you

Logged on at ten to one,
To see just how much fun that I'd been missing
This forum's full of news...
Saw Harry!'s Madonna posts
"I loved Hard Candy,"
Can't see how future TiBB
could be better, it's true.

[We're suddenly five years in the future - it is Christmas 2014 on TiBB. Kizzy has now settled in.]
They've got GIFs big as cliffs,
They've got signatures in gold,
But their music goes through you,
It's no place for the old
When I first registered on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised some Shahbaz fans waiting for me

You were posting
It was silly,
Scott wanted my willy,
Big Brother finished showing,
TiBB howled out for more.
Sticks' writing was swinging,
the Zetans were mudslinging.
We pissed on the mods' rules
Then spammed through the night

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase

[Kizzy sits down and reads a PM from a multi account]
"You're so dumb,
You're a ****,"
[Marsh has received one, too.]
"You're an embarrassment,
Living your whole life online,
step on a landmine."
[Kizzy and Marsh join together in defiance towards the childish little bitches]
"I don't know what's saddest,
The weaves or Rolf Harris."
[The Wealdstone Raider joins for this line]
Sorry you've got no fans
[He leaves, to a hero's applause]
"I pray God that you're banned."

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Still singing 'Super Bass'
And Ben was trying to
Watch the Amazing Race

[A dejected Marsh has taken his PMs and abuse to heart]
I could have been someone,
[Kizzy reassures him]
Now, don't you worry son,
You gave advice to me, when I first found you
I kept it with me, babe
I guess I should have known
Can't face TiBB all alone,
I've made great friends just like you.

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Now singing 'Sound and Vision'
And 'irrels' are singing
Out for Christmasvision

:joker::joker::joker:

Amazing. :clap1:

[Vicky.]

I couldnt find a decent xmas avvy tonight when I looked, thanks ben :D

Will vote in a bit

[Natalie.]

Well done Shaun and Tom too for the videos!

They were all great :laugh: :love:

[Benjamin]

I couldnt find a decent xmas avvy tonight when I looked, thanks ben :D

Will vote in a bit

I'm not gonna live this down am I?

[Vicky.]

Did you expect to?

[Benjamin]

I had hoped i would not be the only one to do that :laugh:

[Shaun]

Thanks for the votes so far guys :love: Every country has scored points so far.

[Heaven = Winner]

gdsmngkjng sorry I'm like 4 hours late http://i.imgur.com/RK0THDF.gif

Y'all were amazing tonight tho :love: :love:

[Heaven = Winner]

Also thanks to Shaun and Tom and everyone else to their hard work in the comp <3

[Benjamin]

Liechtenstein have sent their votes. Another great effort from those that participated, thank God TiBB, I was starting to lose hope with this place.

Shaun, as always thank you for running this :love:

[Loukas]

The Dutch Camp are still in deleberation!!

[Benjamin]

The Dutch Camp are still in deleberation!!

The Dutch should be high by now :nono:

[Loukas]

The Dutch should be high by now :nono:

we are.. :hehe:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc187/jazzmantim3_2007/smiley_emoticons_joint.gif

[Ross.]

I missed this but well done everyone, fantastic songs :clap1:

Just voted, some had me in stitches. :joker:

[Shaun]

The song I ranked top of my judges' scores is currently 13th in the public vote :worry:

[Loukas]

The song I ranked top of my judges' scores is currently 13th in the public vote :worry:

:worry:
Many votes so far?

[Loukas]

#VoteForTheSnowman!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfejddJAww1qbt1oyo1_500.gif

#VoteNetherlands! http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/Soccer%20World%20Cup/SoccerNetherlandsFlagSmiley.gif

[LukeB]

Vote for pizzanalio he will give you unliminated pizza

[Loukas]

Vote for me i give you unliminated pizza

Done :hehe:

[LukeB]

Done :hehe:

-gives voucher for it- :hehe:

[Loukas]

-gives voucher for it- :hehe:

:nono:

:tongue:

[LukeB]

:nono:

:tongue:

It gives you a pass so you don't pay for pizza :p

[Jay.]

Sweden has just cast their vote after much deliberation. Everyone has done a good job though :amazed:

[T*]

Oh are we scavenging for votes

[T*]

Vote Norway/Shaniqua and get a free signed promotional poster of her new single: Ireland (RE:Potato)

[AnnieK]

Voted :spin:

[Benjamin]

Vote Liechtenstein

Remember, I have a discotheque in my panties just for you.


http://i.imgur.com/XxqWpI4.jpg?1

[T*]

Stop it, I've already had nightmares about your choo-cha :bored: :idc:

[Benjamin]

I'm usually quite tame when writing for this comp, I have no idea what came over me. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Vote for France and get a BJ from Scott. :hehe:

Took me hours going back over the entries but finally cast my vote - but it was soooo hard.

Credit to everyone because they were all brilliant.

[Jack.]

Vote Spain and I'll get help for my thirst :laugh:

[Livia]

I'm usually quite tame when writing for this comp, I have no idea what came over me. :laugh:

Looking at the evidence, I'd say it was Santa.

[Liam-]

Looking at the evidence, I'd say it was Santa.

:laugh2:

[Liam-]

I've decided on my order, I'll send it in when I get on the computer Shaun :love:

[Loukas]

Vote for the sad little boy in my story, give him a happy christmas and something to smile about! Have another look here..
#6 - The Netherlands - "Pick up the Snow" by Kristina van der Sneeuw (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7433008&postcount=358)

http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Netherlands_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif

[Jay.]

*Takes the opportunity to speak to the press about Sweden's latest entry*

Our song, embellishes not just art, but the sadness at Christmas of those who just want one thing, love. Whether that be from Scott, Josy, Cal or Liam. It is surely something we can all relate to.

A vote for Sweden, is almost certainly a vote for love - But what will you get for voting Sweden? Nothing but a sense of gratitude and happiness.

Thank you for listening. No more questions please.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hYqH2nC9934/UKiLNHKTpUI/AAAAAAAAMw0/T69ABQfncao/s1600/Elsa.jpg

[Niamh.]

Sent my votes, it was really tough to rank them, because there was no bad enteries

[Black Dagger]

Just sent in my order. Echo Niamh's statements. My bottom 3 were by no means atrocious.

[LukeB]

Italy has now casted their votes :pipe:
goodluck everyone

[Heaven = Winner]

Slovenia has just cast their vote. Best of luck to all!

http://i.imgur.com/WCTuES7.jpg

[Loukas]

http://media.giphy.com/media/Tu7pYDjLM31vO/giphy.gif
#VoteNetherlands
F6o36lqTTaY

[Liam-]

I just sent my vote in, the top 5 were so close it was hard to decide between them :worry:

Good luck to everyone!

[LukeB]

Act Name - Pizzanolio

Horror Movies

I Stay up till late
Watching Death Scenes All Day
People think I'm crazyyyy
People Think I'm crazyyyy
I dream about Ghost face
and he's my bae
I think I need some Help (mmm mmm)
I think I need some help (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

I never get bored
I could watch them all day
even on repeat (mmm mmm)
even on repeat (mmm mmm)

I watch them on my own(Watch them on my own)
My friends say no (say no)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)
Maybe there scared (mmm mmm)

But i just can't help it
I just like watching them
Horror movies are the best
But I promise you I'm normal

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies


I know this song is not very christmassy
but i just want to tell the world how much i love horror movies

yeaah yeaaaaah (high note)

Cause jigsaw wants to play, play,play,play,play
and some can't escape,escape,escape,escape,escape
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies
Freddie and Jason are going to fight,fight,fight,fight,fight
Whist Scream is going to stab,stab,stab,stab,stab
I just want to watch watch watch watch watch
Horror Movies,Horror Movies

x3 Horror Movies, Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies
I love Horror Movies,Horror Movies

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[T*]

norway casted their votes last night
good luck
and
http://i.imgur.com/EzfMHWo.jpg?1

[Livia]

I honestly think this has been the toughest Eurovision ever. Every single song was really well done.

[Shaun]

I've just got in, so I'll have to start a little bit later, at 7 instead.

I must say though the judges' voting has been incredibly inconsistent :laugh: the song I placed top of my rankings has been placed last by two other judges, and I'm going to slap a bitch because it really didn't deserve last :fist:

For the sake of transparency I will reveal the songs I placed in my top five... I won't reveal the rest because it might spoil the results, and also nobody likes to know they came last in the host's rankings :laugh:

So, here were my top five...

Ireland - 17pts - Jessica: I thought this was a totally oddball entry and an instant TiBB Eurovision classic, so I really don't understand why it's been placed last by two others. It fit the tune well, the lyrics were daft but funny, and it was totally unpredictable.
Liechtenstein - 16pts - Benjamin: The immediate LOL moment of the night, some marvellous pictures and a really inspired effort to make some English lyrics sound like Polish vocals :laugh:
France - 15pts - kirklancaster: A little bit rapey, extremely rude, a touch of Beyonce - all the hallmarks of a Eurovision classic.
Finland - 14pts - GypsyGoth: A great effort to fit all of those words to something festive, and tbh it's about time Ravenheart secured a podium placing (which is why I ranked her fourth, obviously)
Israel - 13pts - Livia: Your song choices are always leftfield and completely different to the pop-heavy selection the rest of us opt for and I wouldn't have it any other way. I think it was a sneaky tactic to namedrop all of the potential voters :fist: but an inspired effort nonetheless.

No shade to the other 12 entries but those were my top five :ninja2:

Voting's still open for the time being!

[Shaun]

Oh and I've received votes from...

All five judges - Niamh, Liam, Lucas, Ammi and I

And then: LukeB, AnnieK, Jay, kirklancaster, Loukas, JackF, Monopoly, Heaven=Winner, Benjamin, Drew, Livia, Vicky, AmyJade, GypsyGoth, Dezzy and Tom!

This means that of the entries, Jessica and Who is She? haven't voted, the tactical bitches :fist:

[Niamh.]

Jessica hasn't even been online for ages I don't think Shaun

[LukeB]

Here

[Livia]

Evening everyone.

[Shaun]

Well then :ninja2: I have a chinese on the way so forgive me if I get distracted for a bit... just adding together the scores and votes as we speak :)

[LukeB]

Howdy Livia :douf:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Before we start tonight's long list of confusing numbers and interesting country representatives, we must take a look at what the judging juries have decided would be the winner, if we were just trusting them-
-and not the filthy inbred scum who vote in the public.
Augustine-
-shut your ****ing mouth, Rudolph, which by the way is a Christmas name and idk why I haven't remarked upon that yet. Alright, here's the ******** jury scores.

[Livia]

Can't quite believe it's Christmas Eve.

[Ninastar]

christ, i meant to vote in this too, but i've been non-stop for the past week. good luck to you all!

[Niamh.]

Best of luck everyone, every single one of them was really good this year

[T*]

can i reveal my votes? x

[T*]

Good luck everyone ily :love:

[T*]

i'll do it at the end hehe

[Liam-]

Good luck everyone, there were literally no bad entrants :love:

[kirklancaster]

Hi Livia.

[Livia]

Evening Kirk.

[Amy Jade]

Good luck everyone! poised to come last after all the great entries tbh

[kirklancaster]

Evening Shaun, Niamh, Tom & Liam, Beth -- and anyone else here.

[Shaun]

sorry chinese got here lul

[T*]

Eveni9ng Niahm, Tom & Liam -- and anyone else here.

Merry Kirkmas eve :love:

[T*]

why am i watching this
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[LukeB]

Good luck everyone :love:

[Niamh.]

Evening Shaun, Niamh, Tom & Liam, Beth -- and anyone else here.


:douf:

[Shaun]

The Jury's Verdict

1st - Israel
2nd - Malta
3rd - France
4th - Finland
5th - Lapland
Joint 6th - Liechtenstein & Bosnia-Herzegovina
8th - Slovenia
Joint 9th - United Kingdom & Netherlands
11th - Ireland
12th - Norway
13th - Iceland
14th - Sweden
15th - Italy
16th - Greece
17th - Spain

[kirklancaster]

sorry chinese got here lul

What we having?:hehe:

[T*]

Shaniqua is extremely displeased and would like a recount
Fortunately for you Shaniqua has been silenced by an NRK representative gifting her the Britney Spears perfume, her favourite scent.

[Shaun]

What we having?:hehe:

*hands you all a prawn cracker i got for free*

[Amy Jade]

Ahh well I had fun writing it

[T*]

Liechtenstein should be higher tbh

[Shaun]

oh GOD PLEASE LET SINEAD BE DEAD :clap1:

[Cal.]

Ty guys x

[Niamh.]

Who?

[kirklancaster]

*hands you all a prawn cracker i got for free*

:joker::joker: