2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 13 (Santa's Crack Den)

[Daniel.]

Welcome to The Lounge Part 13

http://marldonchristmastrees.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/santas-grotto-yurt-new-better.jpg

[Liam-]

Santa's crack den pls.

[Cal.]

We Hate Josy

[Jake.]

op

[Smithy]

Call it lady Gaga is currently performing at the Bercy arena - watch here

https://screen.yahoo.com/live/event/lady-gaga

[Daniel.]

Are we all agreed with Santa's Crack Den

[Smithy]

Ok imma stop now

[T*]

penis

[Glenn.]

Here for santas crack den

[Marsh.]

Emily Bishop watching OITNB. :joker:

[Josy]

We Hate Josy

That's a bit mean that

[Liam-]

Are we all agreed with Santa's Crack Den

Yes we are, even Josy is agreed on that name, aren't you Josy? :angel:

[Cal.]

That's a bit mean that

I'm in the studio writing 18 diss tasks about you as we speak.

What rhymes with virgin slut?

[T*]

phallus

[Glenn.]

Pizza hut

[T*]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/1458709_627087787349848_502787149_n.jpg?oh=4b57e59 2d8f4ce37be94af8fc3dca1ff&oe=5516DF24

[Daniel.]

Liam you have been creited with the title hun

[Liam-]

I'm in the studio writing 18 diss tasks about you as we speak.

What rhymes with virgin slut?

How about contradictory oxymoron?

[Firewire]

was this needed already?

[T*]

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[Liam-]

Liam you have been creited with the title hun

Does that mean I'll get in trouble if the mods don't like it? :worry:

[Daniel.]

Does that mean I'll get in trouble if the mods don't like it? :worry:

Yes x

[Liam-]

Balls.

[Daniel.]

OK i need to stop putting x on the end of my posts now

[Cal.]

Ew Josy, the virgin slut
All she does is go to Pizza Hut
Me chillin, out for blood
Josy, the virgin slut has hit the neighbourhood

[Marsh.]

Virgin slut? Oxymoron?

[Jay.]

I've just eaten 3 selection boxes help

[Cal.]

I've just eaten 3 selection boxes help

um

[Cal.]

why can't I remember what selection boxes are?:worry:

[Jay.]

:laugh: this

http://www.wilko.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0258053/0258053_l.jpg

the chooclates were tiny though, there were like 4 chocolate buttons in a bag D:

[Daniel.]

Them boxes full of chocolate meaning Jay has just eaten a good 25 chocolate boxes

[Cal.]

Oh I remember:laugh:

[Jay.]

what a weird phrase though 'selection boxes'

yeah I just had like 3 mini versions of each chocolate bar wot

[LukeB]

Jay!
http://i.imgur.com/qQW0tKb.gif

[T*]

this is my advent calendar this year
http://www.expatessentials.com/user/products/large/lindt-bear-advent.jpg
it has proper lindt stuff in it

[Jay.]

I'm sorry but can we just talk about taystee and crazy eyes from oitnb being best friends and they sing together

xKLE9p9vit4

[Jay.]

crazy eyes looks so completely different

[Marsh.]

That reminds me. I need to buy the children some advent calendars. :idc:

[Shaun]

lindt is lovely but only in small doses, too sickly :(

i think i have a mars one

[Cal.]

I hate advent calenders wot

[LukeB]

crazy eyes looks so completely different

Pornstache looks hotter when he is not being pornstache as well :laugh:

[Daniel.]

I want a One Direction one I don't care what people think

[Jake.]

this engineering assignment is too difficult, don't even know what a methodology is

[Jay.]

That reminds me. I need to buy the children some advent calendars. :idc:

You have KIDS?!?!! I imagined you were about 23 :shocked:

even though I know you can have kids at 23 but the shock

[LukeB]

That reminds me. I need to buy the children some advent calendars. :idc:

you have children :suspect:

[Daniel.]

Jay shall we marry and adopt and live in Boscombe

[T*]

I can't breathe @ THIS
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/384058_496146490443979_314883020_n.jpg?oh=ee15d953 435ca9ed7e405780fc2c9028&oe=5512D6AF&__gda__=1428012552_e4c6a1fe00aac3c5761f5f2effa0e86 6

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anyway

[Cal.]

anyway

.

[Cal.]

scott let's talk about the latest album you've downloaded

[Jay.]

Jay shall we marry and adopt and live in Boscombe

yeah I'd love to be knifed and held at gun point every time I venture to the local Premier :flutter:

maybe I'll become a shoplifter too and we'll live happily ever after

(boscombe is rough btw guys)

[Jake.]

somebody help me please

[Marsh.]

You have KIDS?!?!! I imagined you were about 23 :shocked:

even though I know you can have kids at 23 but the shock

you have children :suspect:

I don't know whether to be offended or not. :umm2:

No chance they could be nephew's and neiecs at all :laugh:

:clap1: Someone with common sense. :laugh:

[Jack.]

No chance they could be nephew's and neiecs at all :laugh:

Who buys their nieces and nephews advent calendars. Isn't just the parents that get their child one :laugh:

[Cal.]

am i weird or is jimmy bullard really hot

[Marsh.]

somebody help me please

methodology
mɛθəˈdɒlədʒi/Submit
noun
a system of methods used in a particular area of study or activity.
"a methodology for investigating the concept of focal points"

[Daniel.]

yeah I'd love to be knifed and held at gun point every time I venture to the local Premier :flutter:

maybe I'll become a shoplifter too and we'll live happily ever after

(boscombe is rough btw guys)

It's not rough it's just full of drug addicts

[Marsh.]

Who buys their nieces and nephews advent calendars. Isn't just the parents that get their child one :laugh:

I'm a good Uncle. :nono:

[Cal.]

I don't know whether to be offended or not. :umm2:



:clap1: Someone with common sense. :laugh:

Didn't you tell me everyone thinks you 60

[Marsh.]

Didn't you tell me everyone thinks you 60

They do! I thought it was a joke at first. :umm2:

[Jake.]

methodology
mɛθəˈdɒlədʒi/Submit
noun
a system of methods used in a particular area of study or activity.
"a methodology for investigating the concept of focal points"

thanks but that doesn't help :(

[T*]

i am doing the plan for my english GCSE controlled assessment

[Marsh.]

thanks but that doesn't help :(

It's just the system/method of carrying out a task (ie. how you do it) I think. :think: You'll have to be more specific.

But I thought you'd quit the course?

[LukeB]

I don't know whether to be offended or not. :umm2:



you shouldn't :wink:

[Jay.]

It's not rough it's just full of drug addicts

oh thats sold it to me

[Jack.]

I'm a good Uncle. :nono:

Chocolate is not good for children :nono:

[Jay.]

I don't know whether to be offended or not. :umm2:



:clap1: Someone with common sense. :laugh:

:laugh: it's just because you've never spoken of children before iirc and just shocked me

[Marsh.]

you shouldn't :wink:

Because of my carefree demeanour. :flutter:

[Smithy]

Scott are you watching Gaga slay dope :flutter:

[Marsh.]

:laugh: it's just because you've never spoken of children before iirc and just shocked me

I'm pregnant.

[Jake.]

It's just the system/method of carrying out a task. :think: You'll have to be more specific.

But I thought you'd quit the course?

I haven't quit yet, I'm sticking with it until christmas because that's what my employer has basically made me do

I don't know what to put in my methodology and what to put in results :(

[Daniel.]

oh thats sold it to me

lmao but it's not rough at all?

[Marsh.]

Chocolate is not good for children :nono:

I got them insulin pens too. :fist:

[Jay.]

I'm pregnant.

omg same

[Cal.]

Remember when I was pregnant in TiBB BB

[Marsh.]

I haven't quit yet, I'm sticking with it until christmas because that's what my employer has basically made me do

I don't know what to put in my methodology and what to put in results :(

Oh dear. I don't know then. I feel for you. :laugh:

Is it due tomorrow?

[Jay.]

lmao but it's not rough at all?

literally;

7uPciKxGryo

[Jake.]

Oh dear. I don't know then. I feel for you. :laugh:

Is it due tomorrow?

Nah, Friday

[Marsh.]

omg same

:amazed: We can share a birthing pool!

[Daniel.]

Are you going to call it Jacuzzi?

[LukeB]

I'm pregnant.

I'm trying to get pregnant :think:

[T*]

i want frankie boyle to die

[Cal.]

Jake isn't the methodology just explaining the practical (what you'd be engineering in your case)?

[Marsh.]

Nah, Friday

Oh, well go in and ask for some help.

[Cal.]

omg same

congrats jay and daniel xx

[Jay.]

:amazed: We can share a birthing pool!

us in 9 months :flutter:

http://www.nurturenz.com/assets/templates/nurturenz/images/bassine5.jpg

[Marsh.]

I'm trying to get pregnant :think:

That's impossible when you're a barren slag. :idc:

[LukeB]

That's impossible when you're a barren slag. :idc:

:o :o :o :o :o
how dare you :fist:

[Marsh.]

us in 9 months :flutter:

http://www.nurturenz.com/assets/templates/nurturenz/images/bassine5.jpg

:lovedup:

[Jack.]

I got them insulin pens too. :fist:

You're a great uncle then :love: :laugh:

[Jay.]

congrats jay and daniel xx

:suspect:

[Cal.]

That's impossible when you're a barren slag. :idc:

Hahahahaahaaha

[Cal.]

I thought Daniel said he was pregnant, turns out it was the *****.

[T*]

us in 9 months :flutter:

http://www.nurturenz.com/assets/templates/nurturenz/images/bassine5.jpg

the water is red
the water is red

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:umm2:

[Jake.]

Jake isn't the methodology just explaining the practical (what you'd be engineering in your case)?

I think so, it's just really confusing me

Oh, well go in and ask for some help.

I work the other four days :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I thought Daniel said he was pregnant, turns out it was the *****.

D: Who?

[LukeB]

I thought Daniel said he was pregnant, turns out it was the *****.

Spill, who is the *****?

[Marsh.]

I work the other four days :laugh:

Oh sh*t! I don't envy you. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

the water is red
the water is red

It's perfectly natural. :nono:

[Jack.]

the water is red
the water is red

:laugh: it's not going to be clean water still is it after a baby has just been born :laugh:

[Jay.]

I thought Daniel said he was pregnant, turns out it was the *****.

ME??????????????

[Jay.]

too many ?'s

[Cal.]

ME??????????????

No Marsh:laugh:

[Jay.]

No Marsh:laugh:

oh good :love:

[Marsh.]

I'm not a *****! :fist:

Unlike you I haven't got four by four. :idc:

[Daniel.]

Jay where is the Makosi gif you made

[Black Dagger]

Who buys their nieces and nephews advent calendars. Isn't just the parents that get their child one :laugh:

I got my step niece one tbf. She's into Peppa Pig so I spontaneously decided. My Aunt used to get me one when I was younger as well!

[Cal.]

I'm not a *****! :fist:

Unlike you I haven't got four by four. :idc:

What does that mean um

[Liam-]

What does that mean um

Think Ulrika Johnson

[Jack.]

I'm loving the stairs at my college. I'm losing weight without even trying :laugh:

[Jay.]

Jay where is the Makosi gif you made

which one? this one or the other one

http://fat.gfycat.com/DiligentImpressiveCrayfish.gif

[Marsh.]

What does that mean um

Four children by four different fathers. 4x4 :hmph:

[T*]

Ke$ha-backstabber>>>>>>>life

[Daniel.]

http://fat.gfycat.com/DiligentImpressiveCrayfish.gif

[Daniel.]

Ke$ha-backstabber>>>>>>>life

Sleazy >

[Cal.]

Four children by four different fathers. 4x4 :hmph:

Oh, yeah that's correct

[Jay.]

I'm loving the stairs at my college. I'm losing weight without even trying :laugh:

I was on the top floor of mine, like 5 flights of stairs and on the last day I used the wheelchair lift and omg I don't know why I didn't every day :flutter:

[Marsh.]

I was on the top floor of mine, like 5 flights of stairs and on the last day I used the wheelchair lift and omg I don't know why I didn't every day :flutter:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aEwObRO_460sa.gif

[Jay.]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aEwObRO_460sa.gif

literally me irl

[LukeB]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aEwObRO_460sa.gif

:joker:

[Jack.]

I was on the top floor of mine, like 5 flights of stairs and on the last day I used the wheelchair lift and omg I don't know why I didn't every day :flutter:

I'm on the top floor :laugh: but I can't use the lift Because you have to have a lift card to use it :bawling:

[Daniel.]

I'm bored

[T*]

i just had a glass of milk, i was nearly finished and put it on the side whilst i went to get my phone
come back
cat has got his head stuck in the glass because he was trying to drink the milk from the bottom of the glass
i just had to get his head out

[Cal.]

lol

[Daniel.]

Not enough Jake in this episode

[Cal.]

um I haven't left my room in like 3 hours

[Cal.]

i need a wee but i cba

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what are you watching

[Jack.]

Not enough Jake in this episode

Jake :love:

[Daniel.]

IAC

[Jay.]

I finally think my ear infection is going away :amazed:

[LukeB]

I finally think my ear infection is going away :amazed:

Yayy that is good :hug:

[Jay.]

oh my god what life will be like to hear the wind in the trees, the birds, the car horns again :flutter:

I really feel for the deaf.

[Daniel.]

Edwina and Kendra oop

[Daniel.]

Is this bitch on sniff

[Cal.]

I'm Edwina and some flop is Kendra

[Daniel.]

She owned her

[Cal.]

Edwina is over this blonde slut

[Daniel.]

Derek Laud needs to come and stick up for his pal Edwina

[Daniel.]

WOAH

[LukeB]

There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above
Ooh I lose control, can't seem to get enough
When I wake from dreaming, tell me is it really love :dazzler:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/671bfd16cb96c40c68c6ea3a217be4c1/tumblr_mr45qpWNxG1r3qk54o1_500.gif

[T*]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6d3c9be2f04a1234f12571a6155f29d6/tumblr_n6qbt0ia981rr262ho1_1280.jpg

[Jack.]

There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above
Ooh I lose control, can't seem to get enough
When I wake from dreaming, tell me is it really love :dazzler:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/671bfd16cb96c40c68c6ea3a217be4c1/tumblr_mr45qpWNxG1r3qk54o1_500.gif

Whitney :love:

[LukeB]

Whitney :love:

:worship:

[Jack.]

:worship:

She is still the queen :love:

[LukeB]

She is still the queen :love:

yes!!!!!!!

[Daniel.]

Scott?

[Jack.]

Scott?

Josy has kidnapped him.

[LukeB]

Some Girls!!!!!

[Cal.]

I'm sexy

[Cal.]

Eugh, Tuesday is just my ****test day ever

[Daniel.]

Eugh, Tuesday is just my ****test day ever

Why?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what daniel boo

[LukeB]

I'm sexy

your avi is

[Daniel.]

I was bored hun what you doing

[Cal.]

Why?

Crap timetable on a Tuesday, added to the fact only Hollyoaks and EastEnders on TV that night ffs

[Marsh.]

Crap timetable on a Tuesday, added to the fact only Hollyoaks and EastEnders on TV that night ffs

Get yourself netflix. :laugh:

[Cal.]

I live for the weekends but then I do nothing on them anyway

[Cal.]

Get yourself netflix. :laugh:

You'd think Sky would be enough:sad:

[LukeB]

Get yourself netflix. :laugh:

Watch BoJack Horseman

[LukeB]

Some Girls is funny :laugh2:

[Daniel.]

k

[LukeB]

k yourself :spin:

[T*]

oh yes some girls is on :love:

[Cal.]

Idr like it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

some girls is trash but the guy who asked the girl to marry him in the last ep is peng

[Josy]

some girls is trash but the guy who asked the girl to marry him in the last ep is peng

:umm2:

Anyway :idc:

[LukeB]

some girls is trash but the guy who asked the girl to marry him in the last ep is peng

:clap2:

[Cal.]

smack it smack it smack it in the air

[LukeB]

going for a pee at night and waking up in someone else's tent :laugh2:

[Cal.]

going for a pee at night and waking up in someone else's tent :laugh2:

story of my life

[T*]

that wasn't really a funny bit but okay

[Marsh.]

Watch BoJack Horseman

:yuk:

I'm watching OITNB.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy you are very rude

[Marsh.]

peng

Chav. :idc:

[Josy]

josy you are very rude

Just giving you a taste of your own medicine :hehe:

[LukeB]

that wasn't really a funny bit but okay

so

[Daniel.]

:umm2:

[T*]

scott isn't rude

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when have i ever been rude

[LukeB]

:yuk:

I'm watching OITNB.

It's good :fist:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ty thomas

[Josy]

scott isn't rude

when have i ever been rude

Anyway...

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Daniel.]

It's boring

[Cal.]

Anyway...

underrated goddess

I did not mean those things earlier x

[Daniel.]

Who's an underrated goddess

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

okay

[Josy]

okay

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_228.gif

[Smithy]

Scott Gaga is about to sing gypsy for the last time ever so watch

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm watching parks and rec boo

i'll torrent it

[Josy]

Are you still trying to get people to watch that :laugh:

[Firewire]

josy is funny tonight

[Smithy]

Are you still trying to get people to watch that :laugh:

She's about to do the last song, even Nathan likes it so it can't be that bad :fist:

[Marsh.]

josy is funny tonight

Did someone hack her account?

[Josy]

josy is funny tonight

Am I ever not though

[Smithy]

Are you watching Josy

[Cal.]

Remember when Josy was in the weaves

[Cal.]

And she made that Twitter troll account

[Cal.]

josy can i be a mod

[Cal.]

i will infract all hoes

[Cal.]

and ban messes

[Cal.]

and re-name TiBB

[Cal.]

And get rid of the lounge

[Daniel.]

What's the Gaga link

[Marsh.]

Are you watching Josy

I'm always watching Josy. :smug:

[LukeB]

And she made that Twitter troll account

No wonder why :suspect:

:laugh:

[Smithy]

What's the Gaga link

https://screen.yahoo.com/live/event/lady-gaga

She doing gypsy

[Smithy]

She actually just did a really nice speech and I'm a lil bit emosh :sad:

[Cal.]

what do i have to do to get attention

[Marsh.]

what do i have to do to get attention

Pick a fight with scott.

[Smithy]

what do i have to do to get attention

Kill yourself

[LukeB]

what do i have to do to get attention

post moorangu

[Cal.]

Kill yourself

um

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Kill yourself

:joker:

[Cal.]

post moorangu

Oh now I remember why I was trying to be Josy's bitch x

[Cal.]

what would happen if i posted moorangu

[Daniel.]

Smithy have you been to all her tours?

[LukeB]

what would happen if i posted moorangu

I think Josy will ask you not to post it

[Smithy]

Smithy have you been to all her tours?

No :sad: I couldn't go the Monster Ball bc every time she came I had exams, I've been to TBTWB & artRave twice tho

[Daniel.]

No :sad: I couldn't go the Monster Ball bc every time she came I had exams, I've been to TBTWB & artRave twice tho

Oh nice, what was the est of the two?

[Daniel.]

lol what a goddess

[Smithy]

Oh nice, what was the est of the two?

I think I prefered artrave but they were both pretty amazing :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Jealous, Gaga and Kesha are the people I want to see live most

[Daniel.]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d8264d3bba4a1259197832411105df5/tumblr_n98jrhIcox1rwic4io5_250.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Jealous, Gaga and Kesha are the people I want to see live most

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1da1a47e5315e3357d9399dccb54058d/tumblr_n9nx4yaf4A1qd6pzuo1_500.png

[Daniel.]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1da1a47e5315e3357d9399dccb54058d/tumblr_n9nx4yaf4A1qd6pzuo1_500.png

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8d8264d3bba4a1259197832411105df5/tumblr_n98jrhIcox1rwic4io5_250.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqbr1NsmG1qgdwsj.gif

[Daniel.]

welp

[Daniel.]

When the weaves return will they make apology threads

[T*]

i doubt it'd help them

[Daniel.]

4 days till the weekend

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hayden can buy me this http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Bottom-Without-Pain-Stains/dp/0989139719/

[Ross]

Alright folks!

[LukeB]

Alright folks!

hey

[Daniel.]

hayden can buy me this http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Bottom-Without-Pain-Stains/dp/0989139719/

:joker:

[T*]

hayden can buy me this http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Bottom-Without-Pain-Stains/dp/0989139719/

why did i click
that is going to be in my suggested products now
omfg

[LukeB]

hayden can buy me this http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Bottom-Without-Pain-Stains/dp/0989139719/

Who is Hayden?

[Firewire]

ross :amazed:

[T*]

....please tell me i logged out from my grandmas account when she wanted me to show her how to buy kindle books

[Ross]

ross :amazed:

Haha hey Jon you okay? x :laugh:

[T*]

heya ross :love:

[Ross]

heya ross :love:

Hello Tom :hehe:

[Firewire]

Haha hey Jon you okay? x :laugh:

i'm good! how are you?

nice to see you around again!

[Marsh.]

why did i click
that is going to be in my suggested products now
omfg

....please tell me i logged out from my grandmas account when she wanted me to show her how to buy kindle books

:joker:

[T*]

apple fries with vanilla whipped cream
https://i.imgur.com/TS4GD5U.jpg

[Daniel.]

Do you normally go though this many threads