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Marsh.
11-01-2015, 10:56 PM
omg, I love it.

http://i.imgur.com/2Qnixna.png

Smithy
11-01-2015, 10:57 PM
looks like a fat sperm

Jake.
11-01-2015, 10:57 PM
looks like a fat sperm

You'd know, you leak enough of it

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 10:57 PM
Is that what leaked from his arse? D:

Smithy
11-01-2015, 10:58 PM
You'd know, you leak enough of it

I guess you'd know too seeing as it's only ever you and your hand

http://i.imgur.com/ZHHzahS.gif

Jake.
11-01-2015, 10:59 PM
I guess you'd know too seeing as it's only ever you and your hand

http://i.imgur.com/ZHHzahS.gif

Rather that than have cum trailing behind me in the fizzy drinks isle

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:00 PM
You held onto sperm in your anus and dripped it in a supermarket? :bored:

T*
11-01-2015, 11:00 PM
Rather that than have cum trailing behind me in the fizzy drinks isle


Omfg

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:01 PM
Rather that than have cum trailing behind me in the fizzy drinks isle

It didn't trail, i was wearing boxers duh

http://i.imgur.com/ZHHzahS.gif

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:01 PM
You held onto sperm in your anus and dripped it in a supermarket? :bored:

Yes :(

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:01 PM
Yes :(

You are so dirty.

Where do you live?

T*
11-01-2015, 11:01 PM
What is gags licking out of that cup :suspect:

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:02 PM
I'm loving the Soma and his lover song

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:02 PM
RIGHT OK IM GOING TO CLEAR THIS UP, IN MY DEFENSE i thought i'd gotten it all out the night before but i hadn't, and it's a common problem because a girl a work with had the exact problem and she was leaking and telling me about her leakage

T*
11-01-2015, 11:03 PM
Did it make a mark on the back of your jeans

Jake.
11-01-2015, 11:04 PM
What is gags licking out of that cup :suspect:

Smithy's sperm

Mokka
11-01-2015, 11:04 PM
At least your getting some Smithy,

I think these other beggers are just jealous

T*
11-01-2015, 11:04 PM
Smithy's sperm


Omgggg

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:05 PM
Did it make a mark on the back of your jeans
thankfully no, i had to sit in it in the car ride home though :bored:
At least your getting some Smithy,

I think these other beggers are just jealous

i think that's it too, they mad they sat at home spanking their pork bishop

T*
11-01-2015, 11:05 PM
At least your getting some Smithy,

I think these other beggers are just jealous


I am not jealous of him having cum leaking out his anus tyvm

Jake.
11-01-2015, 11:07 PM
thankfully no, i had to sit in it in the car ride home though :bored:


dear god

T*
11-01-2015, 11:07 PM
Omg please tell me you didn't turn on the seat heaters D:

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:08 PM
RIGHT OK IM GOING TO CLEAR THIS UP, IN MY DEFENSE i thought i'd gotten it all out the night before but i hadn't, and it's a common problem because a girl a work with had the exact problem and she was leaking and telling me about her leakage

I hear you, it happens to the best of us x

Not me though, I'm an angel

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:08 PM
sorry how is that any different to it just squirting all over yourself

i went for a bath as soon as i got in anyway, and no tom we didn't

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:08 PM
Wear a condom or pull out honey. :nono:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:09 PM
Scott exposing the pervy FMs to me. :think:

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:09 PM
yeah well i learnt that lesson the hard way :facepalm:

Shaun
11-01-2015, 11:10 PM
don't worry i'm sure you were working that semen anyway hunty

ke$ha glamour

Black Dagger
11-01-2015, 11:10 PM
I don't remember leaking, but it was 3 years ago I guess ~my 2 pennies in~

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:10 PM
yeah well i learnt that lesson the hard way :facepalm:

Literally. :smug:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:11 PM
HIV teas

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:11 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/2/4/1265302945202/Dot-Cotton-June-Brown-in--001.jpg

I don't think I can take any more discussion about Smithy's leakage problems.

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:11 PM
i say that, i didn't even learn the lesson i almost had the same problem at work the other week

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:11 PM
no leakage though so it was all good

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:12 PM
I feel like there's an opportunity for an advert for safe sex in this story

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:12 PM
i say that, i didn't even learn the lesson i almost had the same problem at work the other week

:joker:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:13 PM
I feel like there's an opportunity for an advert for safe sex in this story

Bareback porn ruins lives

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:13 PM
I haven't even lost my virginity...

Feel sorry for me.

Jake.
11-01-2015, 11:14 PM
I haven't even lost my virginity...

Feel sorry for me.

:hug:

T*
11-01-2015, 11:14 PM
Smithy conveniently was the one who created the celeb nude leak thread

Black Dagger
11-01-2015, 11:14 PM
It's not always a bad thing tbf. Mine was so rushed and he was odious in the end :idc:

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:15 PM
Smithy conveniently was the one who created the celeb nude leak thread

whats that got to do with leaky cum

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:15 PM
I haven't even lost my virginity...

Feel sorry for me.

At least you don't have to deal with surprise leaks :flowers:

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:16 PM
I want to make a poll on if you prefer sucking or being sucked but I don't want to be banned

T*
11-01-2015, 11:16 PM
whats that got to do with leaky cum


Leak

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:17 PM
The gay community in my town are quite awful tbh :laugh:

It looks like I have these surprise leaks to look forward to in life. Well, I actually don't know if I am a top or bottom yet...what kind of gay doesn't even know D:

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:18 PM
I feel responsible if y'all have unprotected sex, don't, use a condom, don't be like me

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:18 PM
Smithy, your penis will drop off before you're 30.

T*
11-01-2015, 11:19 PM
I would be paranoid that they'd have STI/D's, I'd have to actually trust them first

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:19 PM
i have only had sex with 2 people and one of them was protected and the other was a virgin so :nono:

LukeB
11-01-2015, 11:19 PM
Sex in the lounge :dazzler:

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:20 PM
The gay community in my town are quite awful tbh :laugh:

It looks like I have these surprise leaks to look forward to in life. Well, I actually don't know if I am a top or bottom yet...what kind of gay doesn't even know D:

No need to know beforehand, keep an open mind and have fun figuring it out.. :evilgrin:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:20 PM
omg, I love it.

http://i.imgur.com/2Qnixna.png

why are you posting this on the forum that was supposed to be just for you #TrustNoBitch

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:20 PM
No need to know beforehand, keep an open mind and have fun figuring it out.. :evilgrin:

I love your positivity :laugh: :love:

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:20 PM
Braden your a bottom I can sense it

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:21 PM
Virgin cum leaking out of your arse in the fizzy drinks aisle in asda... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:22 PM
Virgin cum leaking out of your arse in the fizzy drinks aisle in asda... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

Tesco*

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:22 PM
No need to know beforehand, keep an open mind and have fun figuring it out.. :evilgrin:

Braden ends up in hospital with a collapsed rectum.

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:22 PM
Fruit and Veg isle

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:23 PM
I love your positivity :laugh: :love:

Please do not use the term positivity in a conversation about homosexual activity pls :worry:

#SafeSex

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:23 PM
Virgin cum leaking out of your arse in the fizzy drinks aisle in asda... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

it wasn't after the first time :nono:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:23 PM
Please do not use the term positivity in a conversation about homosexual activity pls :worry:

#SafeSex

:joker:

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:23 PM
:joker:

And really, Daniel? What makes you think that?

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:23 PM
it wasn't after the first time :nono:

slut

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:24 PM
This is so dirty

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:24 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/c32d0d5fbff8fbd7d832c4caf287289e/tumblr_inline_nd79fts8m41rhgnls.gif

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:24 PM
slut

for being in a monogamous relationship :umm2:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:25 PM
yall should hold on to your virginity for as long as possible and not just lose it for the sake of it

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:25 PM
for being in a monogamous relationship :umm2:

Awww, cute. :lovedup:

Jay.
11-01-2015, 11:25 PM
Tesco*

erm what kind of middle class family shade?

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:26 PM
Yeah, my virginity-losing was awful, its not like people tell you it is :umm2:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:26 PM
I slipped in the fizzy drink aisle in Tesco. D:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:27 PM
Yeah, my virginity-losing was awful, its not like people tell you it is :umm2:

Most virginity-losing stories I've heard were all awful/awkward/embarrassing. Whoever told you it's beautiful was lying. :laugh:

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:27 PM
erm what kind of middle class family shade?

The location of said leak is of upmost importance.. I think, maybe it's not the main question, but still, it's not to be confused.

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:27 PM
it wasn't actually tesco, there isn't a tesco in guernsey but they sell tesco products there for some reason

Jay.
11-01-2015, 11:28 PM
I once knocked over a mountain of wine with a trolley in Tesco when I was like 11 and everyone just stared and all the employees stared too

and I knocked over a bottle of whisky 3 weeks ago what am I but that was in Sainsbury's because I'm now an upper class bitch

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:29 PM
Lmao

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:30 PM
Most virginity-losing stories I've heard were all awful/awkward/embarrassing. Whoever told you it's beautiful was lying. :laugh:

Yeah I gathered that :sad:

it wasn't actually tesco, there isn't a tesco in guernsey but they sell tesco products there for some reason

Well now I look silly.

Braden
11-01-2015, 11:30 PM
Does Sainsbury's beat Tesco in terms of class? :joker:

Jay.
11-01-2015, 11:32 PM
Does Sainsbury's beat Tesco in terms of class? :joker:

obviously omg

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:32 PM
http://www.fitocracy.com/knowledge/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/not-actually-an-ab-workout.gif

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:32 PM
Such despicable smut Daniel :nono:

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:33 PM
It wasn't actually his boyfriend just his FWB

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:33 PM
So he didn't care

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:34 PM
Excuse me first time I sucked a dick it was with my friend's birthday with his boyfriend


Can you get more special?

http://i.imgur.com/qYrek.jpg

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:34 PM
Does Sainsbury's beat Tesco in terms of class? :joker:

They're both pretty common.

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qYrek.jpg

When did Amy Winehouse go blonde?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:35 PM
daniel remember when you groped that thug at a party and all your friends went awf @ you bc of it

no wonder you didn't agree with jeremy being ejected #exposed

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:35 PM
omf lmao :joker:

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:35 PM
He wasn't a thug he was camp

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:36 PM
Excuse me he was fine with it they were only annoyed because it was my friend's ex

It's the same friend, he doesn't care, don't want you getting the wrong impression

T*
11-01-2015, 11:36 PM
it wasn't actually tesco, there isn't a tesco in guernsey but they sell tesco products there for some reason

Alliance?

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:37 PM
Alliance?

yes omg how did you know

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:37 PM
Alliance?

You sniffing out that stain...

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:37 PM
did you just google that

T*
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
No my dad went to guernsey to do some business and he told me about it lmao

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
Excuse me he was fine with it they were only annoyed because it was my friend's ex

It's the same friend, he doesn't care, don't want you getting the wrong impression

It's too late for us to not the wrong impression of you tbf

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
:worry: toms dad stalking me

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
No my dad went to guernsey to do some business and he told me about it lmao

Ooh, the plot thickens.... :think:

T*
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
But i did have to google the name as i forgot it but i knew what you were on about

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:38 PM
I'm not here for Liam's bullying

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:39 PM
he didn't look camp

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:39 PM
Did your dad have leakage too?

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:39 PM
Well he was extremely camp voice wise

LukeB
11-01-2015, 11:39 PM
what have I missed, what's this leakage?

T*
11-01-2015, 11:40 PM
:worry: toms dad stalking me
what
Did your dad have leakage too?
STOP

Liam-
11-01-2015, 11:40 PM
Did your dad have leakage too?

Omf :laugh2:

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:40 PM
what have I missed, what's this leakage?

gurl, you don't want to know.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:40 PM
dezzy where is the pendulum video

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:40 PM
what have I missed, what's this leakage?

I only got the gist. Smithy had unprotected sex and leaked in Alliance in the fizzy drinks/Tesco aisle after the night before. Now it turns out Tom is familiar because his dad was there too....

I'll keep you updated.

LukeB
11-01-2015, 11:41 PM
gurl, you don't want to know.

I do:smug:

T*
11-01-2015, 11:41 PM
and smithy gurl if he did stalk he would have taste http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:41 PM
Scott give me a date now to stay

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:42 PM
and smithy gurl if he did stalk he would have taste http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

honey you think he was away on business

doesn't that tell you everything

http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:42 PM
16th april

LukeB
11-01-2015, 11:42 PM
I only got the gist. Smithy had unprotected sex and leaked in Alliance in the fizzy drinks/Tesco aisle after the night before. Now it turns out Tom is familiar because his dad was there too....

I'll keep you updated.

ohh, I heard more extreme stories :fan:
but good for Smithy :clap2: (don't mean it in a sarcastic way)

T*
11-01-2015, 11:43 PM
honey you think he was away on business

doesn't that tell you everything

http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

i doubt he'd be interested in you http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:43 PM
i doubt he'd be interested in you http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

been there got the Tshirt

http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:44 PM
dezzy where is the pendulum video

I'll text Twigs and let you know xx

T*
11-01-2015, 11:44 PM
he probably went before you even moved there http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9ks.jpg?1

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:45 PM
I feel like Smithy has entered his Unapologetic era.

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:45 PM
Perched for it Scott

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:45 PM
https://********/the-shack-party

Jake.
11-01-2015, 11:46 PM
I feel like Smithy has entered his Unapologetic era.

I thought more the R8 era, what with him leaking sh*t :think:

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:47 PM
I thought more the R8 era, what with him leaking sh*t :think:

:joker:

T*
11-01-2015, 11:47 PM
i just walked into my kitchen and theres this big jug of detox water :unsure:
i'm scared
is this a clue from scott that he's in my house and is going to murder me :worry:

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:47 PM
Nothing from R8 leaked smartarse

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:47 PM
and I'm sorry but this leakage was a good 18 months ago so y'all are late to the party

Jay.
11-01-2015, 11:47 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7471422&postcount=17

:joker:

Tom4784
11-01-2015, 11:49 PM
and I'm sorry but this leakage was a good 18 months ago so y'all are late to the party

It's going to be the new crabs, songs will probably be written about your leakage for eurovisions to come.

Smithy
11-01-2015, 11:49 PM
i'm perched tbh #impact

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:50 PM
I preferred Z's 4 hour piss adventure.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:50 PM
what

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:51 PM
I dunno. Z needed the toilet and couldn't find one so left drips in his car, in the office, basically everywhere but a toilet.

Mokka
11-01-2015, 11:56 PM
I dunno. Z needed the toilet and couldn't find one so left drips in his car, in the office, basically everywhere but a toilet.

Guys are lucky like that
they can let it out a little at a time

no toilet at the office???

Jack.
11-01-2015, 11:57 PM
I dunno. Z needed the toilet and couldn't find one so left drips in his car, in the office, basically everywhere but a toilet.

I remember him making a thread about it. I think there was a toilet but he couldn't get into it.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:58 PM
jacks sig just reminded me i need to buy potatoes tomorrow

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:58 PM
(he looks like a potato idk)

Daniel.
11-01-2015, 11:58 PM
I deal with negative people all the same, I try to get as far away from them as I can

LukeB
11-01-2015, 11:58 PM
jacks sig just reminded me i need to buy potatoes tomorrow

i just loled

Marsh.
11-01-2015, 11:59 PM
I deal with negative people all the same, I try to get as far away from them as I can

Obviously doesn't work if you deal with them all the time. :shrug:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-01-2015, 11:59 PM
omg potato is such a funny word i am laughing irl

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:00 AM
Obviously doesn't work if you deal with them all the time. :shrug:

It's a Bea quote Marsh

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:00 AM
I thought I recognised it but my post still applies.

T*
12-01-2015, 12:00 AM
omg potato is such a funny word i am laughing irl

meth
not even once

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:01 AM
Tom's on meth?

T*
12-01-2015, 12:01 AM
no it was a joke about scott

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:02 AM
Scott's on meth?

T*
12-01-2015, 12:02 AM
this is marsh
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220816/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:02 AM
dO YOU EVER DO THAT THOUGH i used to do it a lot more when i smoked like i was in the queue at mcdonalds once and i honestly went bright purple from laughing so much @ the words on the menu omg

T*
12-01-2015, 12:03 AM
..no

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:03 AM
this is marsh
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720220816/familyguy/images/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg

Did you not make that joke last night? http://i.imgur.com/cQ466yh.jpg

Tom4784
12-01-2015, 12:03 AM
Scott's on meth?

No, the only thing Scott is high on is life........and LSD.

T*
12-01-2015, 12:03 AM
when i think about a word for too long it becomes weird though

Jake.
12-01-2015, 12:03 AM
dO YOU EVER DO THAT THOUGH i used to do it a lot more when i smoked like i was in the queue at mcdonalds once and i honestly went bright purple from laughing so much @ the words on the menu omg

yeah I've laughed so hard at the music in nando's that I've nearly been in tears

T*
12-01-2015, 12:04 AM
like it shouldn't be spelt like that and ****

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:05 AM
dO YOU EVER DO THAT THOUGH i used to do it a lot more when i smoked like i was in the queue at mcdonalds once and i honestly went bright purple from laughing so much @ the words on the menu omg

:joker::joker::joker:

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:06 AM
Did you not make that joke last night? http://i.imgur.com/cQ466yh.jpg

Every night. :idc:

Jack.
12-01-2015, 12:09 AM
when i think about a word for too long it becomes weird though

I'm the same or if I've written down the same word a few times it will start to look weird and I will start thinking if I've actually spelt it right or not :laugh:

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:09 AM
Marsh remember that boner gif you posted all the time :laugh2:

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:10 AM
Serve it

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:13 AM
Ugly bitch

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:14 AM
Marsh remember that boner gif you posted all the time :laugh2:

What

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:14 AM
Oh you mean this... http://www.theisozone.com/forum/images/smilies/z_boner.gif

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:16 AM
Oh you mean this... http://www.theisozone.com/forum/images/smilies/z_boner.gif

yah lol:joker:

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:18 AM
trash

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:19 AM
i'm reporting marsh

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:20 AM
he made me look weird

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:20 AM
Liam told me he preferred Kelly Clarkson to Kesha can we ban him

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:20 AM
Did he have to try that hard? :think:

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:21 AM
Liam told me he preferred Kelly Clarkson to Kesha can we ban him

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger x

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:22 AM
ban him now

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:23 AM
LiamPRWretched

Jake.
12-01-2015, 12:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OlDptUpl.jpg

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:24 AM
me when I see Scott shading over tibb members

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar58838_250.gif

T*
12-01-2015, 12:24 AM
dissapointed in liam, as much as kelly slays you dont push kween kesha aside

T*
12-01-2015, 12:25 AM
*sniffles*
http://i.imgur.com/ks6904h.gif

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:25 AM
Rose McGowankoffahobo

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:26 AM
erm can we ignore my post I used the wrong picture and I lost the other so can we just bye

Tom4784
12-01-2015, 12:26 AM
Rose McGowankoffahobo

Are you available? :fan:

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:26 AM
dissapointed in liam, as much as kelly slays you dont push kween kesha aside

I haven't pushed her aside, I still love ha

Jake.
12-01-2015, 12:27 AM
dezzy I like it when you truely scalp but right now you remind me of one of the bounty's that get left in the celebrations box

T*
12-01-2015, 12:28 AM
I haven't pushed her aside, I still love ha

how can you lie to my facehttp://i.imgur.com/0d1xFuqs.jpg

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:28 AM
how many more times do i need to see that gif of you attempting to unfriend liam

T*
12-01-2015, 12:29 AM
how many more times do i need to see that gif of you attempting to unfriend liam

it was meant to be :laurencry:

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:29 AM
Are you available? :fan:

No, I'm busy trying to find somewhere to sleep in WHSmiths :hmph:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:30 AM
offensive

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:31 AM
me tomorrow morning

http://41.media.tumblr.com/68b0784925cf0b594732bcc945c0696b/tumblr_n6scv2jsiW1qf3b20o1_400.jpg

Firewire
12-01-2015, 12:32 AM
oh

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:34 AM
http://uploadir.com/u/f2afmjis

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:34 AM
LiamPRWanker

Tom4784
12-01-2015, 12:35 AM
dezzy I like it when you truely scalp but right now you remind me of one of the bounty's that get left in the celebrations box

I'd scalp you for that shade but I wouldn't want to get arrested for harming the endangered species that is your hairline.

Firewire
12-01-2015, 12:36 AM
I'd scalp you for that shade but I wouldn't want to get arrested for harming the endangered species that is your hairline.

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:36 AM
radox makes me really itchy but i put it in the bath anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Miley_Cyrus_-_Can't_Be_Tamed.png

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:36 AM
What is this unecessary abuse

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:36 AM
dezzy I like it when you truely scalp but right now you remind me of one of the bounty's that get left in the celebrations box

:joker:

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:37 AM
radox makes me really itchy but i put it in the bath anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Miley_Cyrus_-_Can't_Be_Tamed.png

:joker:

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:38 AM
Kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smelly kesha.

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:38 AM
Bye Kesha slays

Tom4784
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
Kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smelly kesha.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/138f9ea7609ec7e0ffa10f07b3a1d8bc/tumblr_inline_ngoo8pLA1A1ran62s.gif

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
Kesha kills music yes.

T*
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
marsh how can you say that, you probably smell like raw sewage

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
remember when i found that seashell and used it to cover my junk when i was in the bath as a venus reference then sent smithy a pic and all he did was accuse me of shaving my legs erm

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
Kesha's Warrior is the best album of the decade

T*
12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/138f9ea7609ec7e0ffa10f07b3a1d8bc/tumblr_inline_ngoo8pLA1A1ran62s.gif

Jynx <3

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:40 AM
Kesha kills music yes.

Samanda - Barbie Girl > Kesha stuff
http://i.imgur.com/k60RfXY.gif

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:40 AM
Send it

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:40 AM
and before anyone jokes about the size of the shell it was big bc i still have it its a bathroom ornament

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:40 AM
marsh how can you say that, you probably smell like raw sewage

I haven't been with your mum for six months. :nono:

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:40 AM
Turn this into a Kesha forum, Marsh will leave

T*
12-01-2015, 12:41 AM
I haven't been with your mum for six months. :nono:

http://i.imgur.com/h25CYuXs.jpg

Tom4784
12-01-2015, 12:42 AM
I'll be sad when Jackie Stallone dies.

Liam-
12-01-2015, 12:42 AM
Turn this into a Kesha forum, Marsh will leave

I love Morsh, don't try to make him leave :nono:

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:42 AM
and before anyone jokes about the size of the shell it was big bc i still have it its a bathroom ornament

Not your mum's stylish soap dish having your knob cheese in it. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y263/ruby_fire/Smilies/sicksmilie.gif

T*
12-01-2015, 12:42 AM
same

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:43 AM
anyway

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:43 AM
Shabnam's song is amazing

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:43 AM
can we not be disgusting i am hygienic

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:44 AM
Scott where are my birthday nude

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:44 AM
anyway

http://i.imgur.com/JsRFRAx.png

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:45 AM
http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/galleries/housemates_launch/img/img_11.jpg

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:45 AM
Remember that cartoon drawing Salman posted showing a diagram of how to clean your knob of cheese if you haven't been circumcised?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:45 AM
can someone tell marsh that i am not speaking to him

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:45 AM
:joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:45 AM
Remember that cartoon drawing Salman posted showing a diagram of how to clean your knob of cheese if you haven't been circumcised?

what

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
Marsh, Scott isn't talking to you.

LukeB
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
can someone tell marsh that i am not speaking to him

http://www.standard.co.uk/bigbrother/article6590086.ece/alternates/w460/Big%20Brother.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
thanks dan the man

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
what

http://i.imgur.com/qfzz8lts.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
#lad

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:46 AM
omg what did marsh do

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:47 AM
omg what did marsh do

My nudes scared him. I forgot to wipe my bum. :worry:

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:47 AM
*no longer likes marsh because scott doesn't*

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:48 AM
I feel sick

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:48 AM
My nudes scared him. I forgot to wipe my bum. :worry:

Marsh I am sick of your vulgar jokes take them elsewhere

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:48 AM
Jay go on KIK I just sent you a photo to rate

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:49 AM
what :unsure:

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:49 AM
Jay go on KIK I just sent you a photo to rate

wait now i'm scared to open it what is it

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:50 AM
marsh just flat out ignores my pm's now idk what i did to warrant this

Marsh.
12-01-2015, 12:50 AM
This was the thread. He took over Jessica's hot seat quizzing me about my uncut dick.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250400

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:50 AM
wait why did you say i have kik now scott is going to be harassing me for my kik then my nudes or s/t

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:50 AM
Queen Salman and ha impact

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:51 AM
It's a nude

Jay.
12-01-2015, 12:52 AM
sorry to bump but... just curious... did it feel like pissing through razor blades after the procedure, Salman?

Heard it's a nightmare to piss and getting an erection during the healing process is also awful.

T*
12-01-2015, 12:52 AM
jay you get it when you're like 1

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:52 AM
Jay rate it now

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:53 AM
omg jess campaigning for me

what happened to us jess

Daniel.
12-01-2015, 12:53 AM
It's not really a nude

T*
12-01-2015, 12:54 AM
the way they do it to babies is apparently horrid, when they 'peacefully and naturally' go to sleep they're going into shock D:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
12-01-2015, 12:54 AM
why do they do it anyway idgi